I bullshit you not. Ok, maybe a little. As you might have guessed, rodeo's pretty big down here. The "big" rodeo lasts bout two weeks, mostly a bunch of country acts. On, ahem, "Black Heritage Day" they throw "us" a bone and bring an (urban) act to perform before the calf roping and bareback riding. Previous years: Smokey Robinson, Lou Rawls, Luther Vandross, Lionel Richie.

This year, it was Boyz 2 Men, the only show this year not to sell out. (Motown Filly?) But hey, it's a check.

Don't laugh, quest. Y'all might be next.

"Y'all gone on now and put y'alls hands together for them there uh..Dee...Dee Angelo and the Moas Deef!"

MrB