"I desperatly wanna make love to a school boy"-Jim C.

"you start to die the day you are born" - one of the black guys in The Renaissance Man

"why i seen your mom in the arcade with steel toe flip-flops, a fubu knee-brace, and a glow in
the dark wave cap on?"--Michael Tuturice

"He had lookeded samiliar"-me

While reporting an incident of violence to a reporter, the girl points to the back of her head and
says (True Story)
"then he had got thrown out da bus and he had hit his head on the back o da groun'"--some
chicken from philly(NE i think)

"Why is one death a tragedy, while a million deaths is a statistic?" -somebody