but i want it to be some off the wall shit...i mean...something that makes no sense at all...something that'll make my friends, when i show it to them, say "what the..."...I want a word that's never been used in it..like..."Densinalator"...best i could do for now...i shall return

"Webster's don't know jack" me
"CARROTS" me
"The system is screwed" me