a couple of these are pretty simple and obvious, but i think they work nicely:

"The Bad Lieutenant" (is that how you spell it?)

"The J.A.W.N." (Jigga Ain't Want Nan!)

"Conveyance" (again, i'm not sure if i can spell...)

"Encyclopedia Splifftanica" (ha!)


"Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such celebrity funerals as, 'Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye' and 'Shemp Howard, Today We Mourn A Stooge.'"