"i am wee tod ed, sofa king wee tod ed"

"do i look like puff daddy yet?"

"this fart is hurting to come out, is anyone looking?"

"i wear a shirt that reflects on my mood, today i feel fuckin ugly and really stupid"(this reflects the button up shirt)

"the girl is the store said it was hot, c'mon?"

"peeing down my leg makes me feel so warm, mmmm"

"this outfit is the new craze in alaska"

"lemme floss my roly, oh ish you didn't get a picture of my shirt did you?"

if i won email me at okaymattd@yahoo.com and i didn't look at what other people wrote so i hope it's not duplicates, PHILLY, WHAT!?!!?!