Please caption it. I will tattoo your name on my big toe.

Or, just see what kind of gear we have available in the store and buy a shirt for you (or take it for free if Tank and Shawn let me).

Be nice. (Yeah, like that ever works with y'all...)

Mr. Kweli...it's all love. Welcome to okayplayer. Think of this as being on line.

angieee ('stress)

First book, The Broke Diaries, coming March 2001, Random House. $9.95.

Read the updates M-F or you'll miss some good shit. http://www.okayplayer.com/updatef.html

See a post that needs to be removed? E-mail help@okayplayer.com

"Okayplayer is addictive like Ebay" - Danja Mowf

yeah...as soon as i get it up.

It should be up by 5am ET.

Carry on. :-)

angieee ('stress)

First book, The Broke Diaries, coming March 2001, Random House. $9.95.

Read the updates M-F or you'll miss some good shit. http://www.okayplayer.com/updatef.html

See a post that needs to be removed? E-mail help@okayplayer.com

"Okayplayer is addictive like Ebay" - Danja Mowf

AIM: mke1978

"L'actualité régionale: c'est vous qui la vivez, c'est nous qui en vivons"
In English:
"Local news: you live it, we live off it"
- Jules-Edouard Moustic, 20H20

"There's no blood in my body/It's liquid soul in my veins"
- Roots Manuva (check the fantastic album "Brand New Second Hand")

Kweli an Hi-Tek's? Nope. Unless you clicked it and some site magically popped up that we didn't do.

So why am I even answering this?

angieee ('stress)

First book, The Broke Diaries, coming March 2001, Random House. $9.95.

Read the updates M-F or you'll miss some good shit. http://www.okayplayer.com/updatef.html

See a post that needs to be removed? E-mail help@okayplayer.com

"Okayplayer is addictive like Ebay" - Danja Mowf

hi. i'm angieee.

i finished up at 5am and it is now 8am and I'm back working. Sometimes I make no sense. Please forgive me if you thought that just by replying to this you would get free gear. (and judging by all these e-mails I have with people's sizes...some of y'all do.)

Maybe I should have been more clear.

I will tattoo your name on my Big Toe in erasable ink. Everyone who posts.

The funniest caption, as judged by me and my homegirl Sharita, will get a piece of gear. One I either pay for or Tank and Shawn let me steal.

This is not an official okayplayer contest. Just me applauding healthy senses of humor and sarcasm with clothes. I hate naked unfunny people.

Love you all. Give me a kiss.

Caption on!

angieee ('stress)

First book, The Broke Diaries, coming March 2001, Random House. $9.95.

Read the updates M-F or you'll miss some good shit. http://www.okayplayer.com/updatef.html

See a post that needs to be removed? E-mail help@okayplayer.com

"Okayplayer is addictive like Ebay" - Danja Mowf




angieee ('stress)

First book, The Broke Diaries, coming March 2001, Random House. $9.95.

Read the updates M-F or you'll miss some good shit. http://www.okayplayer.com/updatef.html

See a post that needs to be removed? E-mail help@okayplayer.com

"Okayplayer is addictive like Ebay" - Danja Mowf

>Love you all. Give me a
>kiss.

:* MUAH!

Angiee is the bomb.

Peace,
Phil

**Celebrating August as Don't be a bitch and ride Isa' Dick Quote Month**
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Respect my Penis and don't call me back bitch.
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"Ilezchizpamzan" (c) Donwill

Black Thought Album due this Fall!!!
"My Chocolate is Like Water for Thirsty White Jawns."

"Your crew couldn't even measure to mine, that's why your bitches is busted and mines is fine." - Posdnous

>Angiee is the bomb.

She makes me sick. She's probably conceited and I hear she is effin' Aaron McGruder in exchange for Sunday strip shoutouts.

She's the reason I'm never posting again.

(Sorry for ruining this thread. Please, carry on. I'm just procrastinating HARD by saying what some people are thinking. I really don't want to draw up these two long documents. I just wanna play in the Cali sun.)

angieee ('stress)

First book, The Broke Diaries, coming March 2001, Random House. $9.95.

Read the updates M-F or you'll miss some good shit. http://www.okayplayer.com/updatef.html

See a post that needs to be removed? E-mail help@okayplayer.com

"Okayplayer is addictive like Ebay" - Danja Mowf

Yes???

Call me dumb, but I have no idea what you just said in that post...I think i'm losing it. If it was bad, I don't wanna know, if it was good, then tell me. :D

I think I need to do some work today.

Phil

**Celebrating August as Don't be a bitch and ride Isa' Dick Quote Month**
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Respect my Penis and don't call me back bitch.
------------------------------------------------------

"Ilezchizpamzan" (c) Donwill

Black Thought Album due this Fall!!!
"My Chocolate is Like Water for Thirsty White Jawns."

"Your crew couldn't even measure to mine, that's why your bitches is busted and mines is fine." - Posdnous

layzboi@aol.com
aim:lay z boi
picture of me and tay, my daughter: http://hometown.aol.com//layzboi/index.html

forget rappers, artists, and writers. guys named after upholstery, couches, and chairs are where it's at for her. i think that's what she said

AUGUST IS BITCH MONTH-

i can't fucking believe it......
this post is too fucking good for it to be ignored by the masses. should i have called it. "fornicating with turds in church"? damn now i know how comm felt the first three albums.

-lay z boi bitching because hardly any one posted to his lesson post: lay's back in the day (plug)

Angiee is a cool chick tho.

She made me feel at home in Philly. :-)

Ange, since you're in cali, come check out the real hip-hop, Friday nite at the Bassment.

4412 Vesper Ave.
Sherman Oaks, CA 91403

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blaze_won

>>Angiee is the bomb.
>
>She makes me sick. She's probably
>conceited and I hear she
>is effin' Aaron McGruder in
>exchange for Sunday strip shoutouts.
>
>
>She's the reason I'm never posting
>again.
>
>(Sorry for ruining this thread. Please,
>carry on. I'm just procrastinating
>HARD by saying what some
>people are thinking. I really
>don't want to draw up
>these two long documents. I
>just wanna play in the
>Cali sun.)
>
>angieee ('stress)
>
>First book, The Broke Diaries, coming
>March 2001, Random House. $9.95.
>
>
>Read the updates M-F or you'll
>miss some good shit. http://www.okayplayer.com/updatef.html
>
>
>See a post that needs to
>be removed? E-mail help@okayplayer.com
>
>"Okayplayer is addictive like Ebay" -
>Danja Mowf

angieee, you effin' FreeHuey?
=(
say it ain't so. I thought we had something special.
<small rain clouds hovering over my head.>
what a day, what a day.

opus
trickology
http://www.trickology.f2s.com
"this is how playas play"

you effed up big time and if these 'kplayers were payin attention they'd be railin off some stupid shit....cuz i quote
...
">This is not an official okayplayer
>contest." "Just me applauding,""naked
>unfunny people."">with clothes."

...ok, ok...maybe i altered your words a little, but you still said each of them, so what if i used creative liscense to change the meaning of your post...deal w/ it...
peace
w/ love
dave
ps...i'm still waitin for the call

"WAIT, I **KNOW** he didn't just grab my ass..." - referring to cat in the red cap.

"Yo Tek, you gotta start taking the pens outta my pockets before you do the wash!"

And my favorite...

"With this gear, ain't no way my ass is gonna be the victim of some 'caption this pic' ish on Okayplayer."



-dubW

"Bringing you original quotes in search of free Okay gear."

That cat happens to be HI-TEK!!


HIM

>That cat happens to be HI-TEK!!
>

Had I not been standing out front of the Electric WACKtory during Talib and Tek trying to get my effin' ticket from the Will Call window, I might have known that...

Electric WACKtory staff gets the Gas Face!
Ticket Bastard gets the Gas Face!

-dW

Brining you wack captions since yesterday afternoon.

::I lost my common t-shirt on my last trip to ny
::I want another, and uhm, I bought you chocolates chic_let, where's my repay or tax reciept for a charity write off? ;-)
::and I wanna give tanky props for the good job she's doing on stuff
::I have some ideas for t's for the women, I'm gonna model one that I got made on my next trip to phil.....

so yeah...I'll expect my tatt and t shirt asap ;-)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"remember this..you don't complete me, you only make my cup runneth over...together, I will be no more than Kamilah, no less than Kamilah...never X's Kamilah...apart the cup will still be full, and I'll still be Kamilah"---me

CELEBRATING AUGUST AS "BOOM FLICK ON YOUR OWN DICK" or "STIMULATE YOUR OWN CLIT" but "BE A BITCH WHILE YOU DO IT" month...
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"stay outta my panties unless you're looking to get fed"---me on nosy muthafuckas

"I rhymed @ Spit-Kicker and all I go wuz this shirt!" OK, where my shirt at sis? (or at least a OKP hankie 4 tryin':P)

Peace2U,
Ré Alief ~~~> A.L.B.C.

sig stays short...4now! :-)
http://www.BlackPlanet.com/Members/MyPage/viewpage.html?MEMBER=SukiSuli
SUPPORT http://www.recordkingdom.com (Tank said so! ;-))
http://www.nerve.com/photography/claiborne/rearviews/ (MATURE PPL ONLY!)

fashion magazine.

hat by New York Yankees(C)
Black Dilated Shirt by Okaygear
White Pimp/Commando Shirt by same person who designed Common's white fur coat and matching shingle hat


now, that i read it, it sounds a bit corny, but at least I tried...now go to sleep.


Still Waters Do's & Don'ts
1. Don't drive below 35mph in front of her
2. Don't stare
3. Don't ask if the hair is real
4. Don't ask why I don't wear a bra in the summer
5. Don't think that I'm going to walk all the way across the street to talk to you or even give you my number, just because you whistle, yell "hey girl", or stare
6. Do say "please" and "thank you"
7. Do acknowledge the truth
8. Do buy "Like Water for Chocolate"
9. Do listen to the words of every song you hear
10. Do understand that my 3 year old cousin, Jordan, knows who he is and it's sad that some of you don't.

And this list shall change as people piss me off by doing stupid shit.

__________________________________________________
How To Vote:
TRL (**do this only once a day per computer**)
ONLINE http://www.mtv.com/sendme.tin?page=/mtv/tubescan/trl99_new/
Choose Common's "The Light" from the list,
write the brief comment and click 'vote'

PHONE (**do this all you want**)
1)1-800-DIAL-MTV
2)Call Between 2-3 pm
3)Call live line DURING show(3pm-4:30pm) (1-888-311-4343) and shout out Okayplayer on the air!!!

MTV Jams (**do this only once a day per computer**)
http://www.mtv.com/sendme.tin?page=/mtv/tubescan/jams/&sub=music
Choose Common's "The Light" and click Submit.
__________________________________________________


Dice Raw: "Reclaiming the Dead", September 19, 2000" Your just going to have to wait.


The simple shut doors and screams inside of my head. It wd be difficult. To make such a straightforward document of my life. Because in fact sometimes I yet cannot face understanding that my life has been a roll of minutes. A series of absolutely connected images, being born and passing almost at the same time. I think my life an incredible maze and blotch of shadows, circuses, divas, and floats. Much sadness. Much hapiness. Mostly expectation and desire. And yet it is all here in me to be revealed reunderstood. (Amiri Baraka..."6 Persons", I)


The brutal truth is that the bulk of white people in America never had any interest in educating black people, except as this could serve white purposes. It is not the black child's language that is in question, it is not his language that is despised: It is his experience. A child cannot be taught by anyone who despises him, and a child cannot afford to be fooled. A child cannot be taught by anyone whose demand, essentially, is that the child repudiate his experience, and all that gives him sustenance, and enter a limbo in which he will no longer be black, and in which he knows that he can never become white. Black people have lost too black children that way. (James Baldwin)

kweli is carlton doing that crazy dance he does whenever he hella happy.


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im takin it easy in tahiti- daria

its gotta have some roots to it- kevin johnson(talking to black thought at the republican convention)

There is really nothing more to say-except why. But since why is difficult to handle, one must take refuge in how.-the bluest eye.

visit some sites:

http://www.recordkingdom.com
http://www.stoopidtv.homepages.com
http://nookie_co.homestead.com/index.html

that's why we are sisters!


'Not a respector of words, but of actions'--Jah

'People want to just shit on somebody and expect to walk away with a clean ass'-Guinness

LOL...Does that mean he and Hi-Tek are gonna be remixing "It's not Unusual" by Tom Jones?



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"When this hip hop/Drops and falls apart/Who's representin' the art? Me." -- Saukrates and Common

"Tight...Like Big Pun in a Medium" -- Ugly Duckling

"The beef will have you dead like the first man to catch Mad Cow."--Talib Kweli

"My iconoclastic rap schtick/gets my jimmy waxed like Chapstick/I think LL Cool J and Canibus are both fantastic"--MC Paul Barman

"Why do I need ID to get ID? If I had ID I wouldn't NEED ID!"--Mos Def

The Starting Lineup (no, not those cool ass figures from the days of yore):

01 Air - Moon Safari
02 Morcheeba - Let Me See (Reflection Eternal Remix) feat. Reflection Eternal
03 De La Soul - AOI: Mosaic Thump
04 De La Soul - "So Good" (from Hip Hop 101 and the Oooh single)
05 The Spooks - S.I.S.O.S.
06 Armand van Helden - "Full Moon" feat. Common
07 The Mos Def You Never Heard Compilation (see http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/lesson/5630.html#2 post #2)
08 Blackalicious - Melodica EP(Yeah I got my copy!!!!!!)
09 Blackalicious - A2G EP
10 Blackalicious - Nia (Hey, Nia was getting lonely)
11 Jurassic 5 - Quality Control
12 Guru feat. the Roots - Lift Your Fist (try rootsnd on Napster if you want it...I got it from an FTP)

hit me up at jjohnso8@nd.edu...
and check out this site:
http://www.recordkingdom.com
Let's help Tank out!

:-):-(;-):o:D}>:'(:P:9:*:7:-):-(;-):o:D}>:'(:P:9:*:7

Signing out,
TheRoots@ND

kweli and carlton battle to tom jones its not unusual..
haha

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im takin it easy in tahiti- daria

its gotta have some roots to it- kevin johnson(talking to black thought at the republican convention)

There is really nothing more to say-except why. But since why is difficult to handle, one must take refuge in how.-the bluest eye.

visit some sites:

http://www.recordkingdom.com
http://www.stoopidtv.homepages.com
http://nookie_co.homestead.com/index.html

... okay, let me try to walk away from all these male groupies asking for autographs reeeeeeeal slow ... DAYUM ! ... this okayplayer's taking my pic ... just pretend you didn't see it Talib ... keep walking ...


krewc


OKAYPLAYER COMPILATION 2000 !!!
http://urgent.rug.ac.be/vinylators/okpcompil2000.htm

OKAYPLAYERSONG PT. 2 :
http://urgent.rug.ac.be/vinylators/audio/okp2s.mp3

OKAYPLAYERSONG PT. 1 (the original baybee !!):
http://urgent.rug.ac.be/vinylators/audio/okplayer.mp3

HOME : http://urgent.rug.ac.be/vinylators

I'm part of this too ... :
http://www.thejawn.com/okprod/

the instrumentals for my next album (in MP3-format) :
http://urgent.rug.ac.be/vinylators/audio/instrus.html


'We've got to change our own minds about each other. We have to see each other with new eyes. We have to see each other as brothers and sisters. We have to come together with warmth'

I'm saying, doesn't he look like Popeye in that pic?

-Improv!?, da second coming of the Neo Writer and I AM the pimp spirit...

"What? He thought I wasn't gonna change up on him? I got more pitches than a used car dealer! I got more control than a 14 hour bra! I'm El Duro!"---Pedro Martinez in a Dreamcast commerical

"Textbook"---Chris Benoit

"Yes chivary is dead and yall women killed it..."---Dave Chappelle

But I get it...funny shit!

-Serena
__________________________________
Chicago: Home of the 2001 Reunion
__________________________________

You like poetry? Go to
http://welcome.to/theloveshack to
check out mine.

I don't wanna write/I only write when I'm sad/Sometimes pissed/but rarely glad
I think the only man to/ever love me is my Dad/I don't wanna write/I only write
when I'm sad

Peep my new one
http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/freestyle/5321.html

Dammit!!! Got fired from my priceline.com commercials. Seems the hip hop crowd didn't take a liking to my rendition of "Bust a Move" or Move Something, whatever that song is called! This'll teach 'em. I'm going incognegro on 'em this time-oh yea and the Yankee hat. Oops and lets not forget a t-shirt of a respectable hip hop group. I'm ready. Come on big Willie. Say it to yourself.I AM HIP!!!!!! I AM HIP HOP!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM HIP HOP!!!!!!!!

While hip-hop and jazz sounds good together , Kweli took it to another level : Trying to make it look good together. Umm don't quit your day job Kweli.

"Kweli is doing a dance for angieee in hopes that his site will go up sooner"

"Look out!!!!!!!! He is goin' for his gun"

ummm

"I think Kweli beat up Gilligan for the shirt"

opus
trickology
http://www.trickology.f2s.com
"this is how playas play"

"DOH! THAT'S where that ice cream sandwich I lost last week went ..."

love and respect,
El Rey


http://www.mumia2000.org
http://www.mumia.org

CELEBRATING AUGUST AS ... aw fuck it, it's ME'SHELL MONTH up in this joint!

Are you free? Truly Free. Do you believe everything that you hear? Everything that you see? Can you tell me if you're free?

I try to tell folks, do you think if Elian, you know ... the little kid from Cuba ... was from Haiti, that we'd be having all this? If he was my color do you think we'd be having all this news shit? I don't think so. Or if he was a refugee from Rwanda do you think we'd be going through any of this? Wouldn't be such headline news. Do you believe everything that you hear and see? America's got you believing that Communism is right at your door, so boycott Cuba. Don't believe everything that you hear and everything that you see.

It's so sad. I get so sad some times. The only way to feel superior is to crush out the others. Cuz you sell your soul like you sell a piece of ass ... a slave to dead white leaders on paper. Welfare cases, rapists and hoes, all reinforced by videos and T.V. shows. Jail is a sancutary for the walking dead. It fucks with your head when every black leader ends up dead. Somebody said: our greatest destiny is to become white. But white is not pure and hate is not pride. Just cuz Civil Rights is law doesn't mean that you abide. So tell me ... are you free? -- Me'Shell Ndegeocello, from a live Web broadcast of "Dead Nigga Blvd."

"This shirt is tight,right?! I borrowed it from Cornbread after if didn't need his costums anymore."



cold water on this damn hot summer: its a good thing

, but we hold on to each other, knowing that one day God will allow us to be together for good.-LoveJones






:9BULLSHIT RELATIONSHIPS}>

Bullshit-seen it, smelled it, look at it, abused by it, sent money on it.
See, me and bullshit have a love/hate relationship,we fuck around with other from time to time. But, when Bullshit gets on my nerves, I tell it to get the fuck on. But, I love Bullshit so we cool for right now

Sammy Kweli, Jr. debuts his new single "Shaboygin-festo!".......

That is all...

Tranquility

Reformed- 8/7/00-7:03 PM...

Caption 1: "angieee can't konfuse me with Jay-z now, not in this ugly ass camo shirt, with a dialated peoples tee"-never be confuzed again get your dialated tee today: http://store.okayplayer.com/Products.asp?ParentID=36495

spare my feelings!

"wtf you talking about, hi-tek? i match!!!"


'Not a respector of words, but of actions'--Jah

'People want to just shit on somebody and expect to walk away with a clean ass'-Guinness

I'm glad that this camouflage worked...I was tired of Gore sweating me for that VP spot...




No, its not that I read too much into it... just because you do not see it does not mean it does not exist...

Yo MOOOOOO over Com, I'm holdin Okayplayer down now!!!

Hi Tek: What's that smell....
Kweli: Heh heh, yo quiero taco bell

Peace,
Phil

**Celebrating August as Don't be a bitch and ride Isa' Dick Quote Month**
------------------------------------------------------
Respect my Penis and don't call me back bitch.
------------------------------------------------------

"Ilezchizpamzan" (c) Donwill

Black Thought Album due this Fall!!!
"My Chocolate is Like Water for Thirsty White Jawns."

"Your crew couldn't even measure to mine, that's why your bitches is busted and mines is fine." - Posdnous

'Not a respector of words, but of actions'--Jah

'People want to just shit on somebody and expect to walk away with a clean ass'-Guinness

:-)

"See Common, you aren't the only one who dresses like a reject from the Salvation Army."

"Damn yo, I'm so underground, I gotta rock the urban fitigues to keep the overgrounders from sweatin me".

They suck.

"AH, THAT WAS A GOOD SHIT, NOW BACK TO KICKING SPIT"

- HE CAN'T HELP BUT RHYME...


" THE UNDERGROUND CAN NOT BE CLASSIFIED BY PHYSICAL MEANS; IT IS NOT A HOLE, A BASEMENT, OR A MUSIC INDUSTRY. THE UNDERGROUND IS A STATE OF MIND; WHERE LIMITATIONS ARE FEW AND FREEDOMS ARE MANY."
-FROM MY FINAL PAPER ON RALPH ELISON'S /INVISIBLE MAN/: THE PATH TO FREEDOM:THE UNDERGROUND.


DIALECTIC AKA MERLIN

"i designed it myself"

"Oh its hurtin your eyes.....my bad"

"wheres the laundry mat?"

"reflection external"

"Ha! With this cowprint shirt, I'll be sure to make that 'Got Milk' ad!"




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"Then his old lady tried to play me waved her hands up in my face/Yo I told her check your man cause Bitch you acting out of place." -- Lauryn Hill


*hooray for emotion icons*
:-) :-( ;-) :o :D }> :'( :P :9 :* :7

(As in looks like Kwe is A) in an airport B) flashing his watch Jigga style (even though we know he's not) C) singin' with a George Jefferson smile D) and he's even got Hitek in the back to bring along.)

Come on man, I want that damn shirt. Just put my two weeks in at my second job. Help a brother out.

Peace,
BTW

"Damn! 5 minutes till showtime and me and Hi-Tech are the only ones here! Sheeit with Dummy's hat, Plug 2's tee shirt, Pharoh's fly shirt I can damn near do the show by myself!! Now, if I could just find a piece of Biz..."

R-u-n Talib! R-U-N!!!(c)Hi-Tech/Jenny :D



~continuously growing and changing~

"If this mcing thing doesnt work, Im gonna model, look at my runway pose"

I know somebody can do better than that or there are similar responses

support www.recordkingdom.com, its good for you (i hope)


Got beef? take it to the email

"Black prodigy since the age of 20"- Sadat X

Celebrating August as Guvmatic quote month

"If I was this nice I'd tell the world to suck my dick, and then write a song about them if they didnt like it"- Guvmatic listening to jay-z

"If I was from ny, Id run through the streets with a backpack on, battling niggas for my freedom"- Guvmatic

"Yall spaghetti thin gay niggas tryna meet balls"- a line in a freestyle of his

Guv quotes end here

"Yo I got money now, Im a take care a you. If you hungry Ima feed you, if you cold I'll keep you warm, and if you naked...I'MA FUCK YOU"- Fredro in Ride

i will give her the decency that should be afforded all of God's creation, but past that u gotta gimme a reason to treat u like a queen- emil speaking the truth

"Im silly"- Jerky Boys

"Who's HOUSE?????" (c)Run-DMC

C-Diggity
Thug-Nerd

-Yo Hi-Tek is so Hi-Tek that he can DJ 50 yards away from the turntables while feasting his eyes on Kweli's black Cyclops crew shirt with a color deprived hawaiian print!

how's that for a winner, huh!


Hey Angie, you stole that picture from the spitkicker site! Actually that shirt's pretty phat. It's a Phat Farm print with figures of a guy with a mic(MC) and a band or something of that sort. Kweli wore this the day he did the show in Worcester, MA. I was there and I think think this is the part of the show where he was waiting for common to com out . He didn't know what else to sing!
------------------------------------------------
"putting heads to sleep like
Hennessey and NightQuil"
-Rah Digga

"party over here! party over here!
party over here! party over here!
party over here! fuck y'all over there!"
-Maseo (beginig of concert)

"I snatch the the mic and ask the
crowd, What y'all waiting for?/
They said,"nothing but that phat
shit!"/
I got you, say no more"
-Talib Kweli

>Hey Angie, you stole that picture
>from the spitkicker site!

Yeah, we sent a person around with the Spitkicker our (he was writing in the diary...his name is BKyle!)just so we could steal photos from Spitkicker.com? Maybe (uhmmm...this may be a stretch...hold on to your crotch...MAYBE THEY TOOK THIS PHOTO ON THE SAME DAY!!!!)

I don't steal photos. Thanks. (although it would be cheaper)

Actually
>that shirt's pretty phat. It's
>a Phat Farm print with
>figures of a guy with
>a mic(MC) and a band
>or something of that sort.

Thank you, Russell Simmons.

>Kweli wore this the day
>he did the show in
>Worcester, MA. I was there
>and I think think this
>is the part of the
>show where he was waiting
>for common to com out
>. He didn't know what
>else to sing!

And your contest entry is?

BWAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

(and again!)

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

angieee ('stress)

First book, The Broke Diaries, coming March 2001, Random House. $9.95.

Read the updates M-F or you'll miss some good shit. http://www.okayplayer.com/updatef.html

See a post that needs to be removed? E-mail help@okayplayer.com

"Okayplayer is addictive like Ebay" - Danja Mowf

>>Hey Angie, you stole that picture
>>from the spitkicker site!
>
>Yeah, we sent a person around
>with the Spitkicker our (he
>was writing in the diary...his
>name is BKyle!)just so we
>could steal photos from Spitkicker.com?
>Maybe (uhmmm...this may be
>a stretch...hold on to your
>crotch...MAYBE THEY TOOK THIS PHOTO
>ON THE SAME DAY!!!!)

...I know BKyle was there, but he put it on the spitkicker site way before you put it here! And yes it is the same picture (while I hold my crotch).
http://www.spitkicker.com/images/gallery/300x225/worcmass/talbhtek.jpg

>I don't steal photos. Thanks. (although
>it would be cheaper)

...Maybee I was wrong to say you stole it, but I saw it at spitkicker.com first! It is the same picture!

>Actually
>>that shirt's pretty phat. It's
>>a Phat Farm print with
>>figures of a guy with
>>a mic(MC) and a band
>>or something of that sort.
>
>Thank you, Russell Simmons.

...That was not the entry & I still insist that's a phat shirt!!!

>>Kweli wore this the day
>>he did the show in
>>Worcester, MA. I was there
>>and I think think this
>>is the part of the
>>show where he was waiting
>>for common to com out
>>. He didn't know what
>>else to sing!
>
>And your contest entry is?
>
>BWAHAHAHAHHAHA!!
>
>(and again!)
>
>BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

...That was not the entry either, did you even read the begining of the post. I know it's not the funniest shit, but you didn't say there was going to be a looser.

It's all good! You're the web mistress so you can get away with anything. Does the losser get free gear?
------------------------------------------------
"putting heads to sleep like
Hennessey and NightQuil"
-Rah Digga

"party over here! party over here!
party over here! party over here!
party over here! fuck y'all over there!"
-Maseo (beginig of concert)

"I snatch the the mic and ask the
crowd, What y'all waiting for?
They said,"nothing but that phat shit!"
I got you, say no more"
-Talib Kweli

DAY!!!!)
>
>...I know BKyle was there, but
>he put it on the
>spitkicker site way before you
>put it here! And yes
>it is the same picture
>(while I hold my crotch).
>
>http://www.spitkicker.com/images/gallery/300x225/worcmass/talbhtek.jpg

Uhm, no he didn't. He doesn't have access to Spitkicker servers and he isn't a tech, he's a dope videographer. He doesn't know how to upload images to sites.

He doesn't work for Spitkicker.com
He might have shared the photo, perhaps.

But you said I STOLE...just because I sat on a photo and put it up later than someone else? Do I accuse you of stealing your brother's shoes just because you wear them a year after he outgrew them?

And this ain't even a hand-me-down photo. I got it from Brian and you, knowing nothing of the situation, accused me of stealing it. Really, web designers don't play that. If someone was stealing images from our site after all we put in to get 'em, I'd be pissed.

>>I don't steal photos. Thanks. (although
>>it would be cheaper)
>
>...Maybee I was wrong to say
>you stole it, but I
>saw it at spitkicker.com first!
>It is the same picture!

Is that an apology?

Maybe you were wrong? Lol. This is getting silly now.

I'm glad you saw it there first. I'll ask Brian if he shared it or if he stole it.

>>Actually
>>>that shirt's pretty phat. It's
>>>a Phat Farm print with
>>>figures of a guy with
>>>a mic(MC) and a band
>>>or something of that sort.
>>
>>Thank you, Russell Simmons.
>
>...That was not the entry &
>I still insist that's a
>phat shirt!!!

That's what was funny. You sounded like a pissed off Russel Simmons. And see...you used the word PHAT again! That's so Def Jam of you!

>...That was not the entry either,
>did you even read the
>begining of the post. I
>know it's not the funniest
>shit, but you didn't say
>there was going to be
>a looser.

I didn't know there would be one until you posted.
>
>It's all good! You're the web
>mistress so you can get
>away with anything. Does the
>losser get free gear?

No, the loser does, though. :-)


You actually tried to come at me...after you called me a thief! I can respect that. If I wasn't broke, you'd probably have a shirt.


*please, with cherries on top, read my user info comments prior to sending e-mail. if not, you'll think I'm a biyatch*

angieee ('stress)

"My morning is not complete without updates" - Common.
http://www.okayplayer.com/updatef.html

"Okayplayer is addictive like Ebay" - Danja Mowf

"My mouse button dissapeared!" - Gigfog

>Hey Angie, you stole that picture
>from the spitkicker site!

Yeah, we sent a person around with the Spitkicker our (he was writing in the diary...his name is BKyle!)just so we could steal photos from Spitkicker.com? Maybe (uhmmm...this may be a stretch...hold on to your crotch...MAYBE THEY TOOK THIS PHOTO ON THE SAME DAY!!!!)

I don't steal photos. Thanks. (although it would be cheaper)

Actually
>that shirt's pretty phat. It's
>a Phat Farm print with
>figures of a guy with
>a mic(MC) and a band
>or something of that sort.

Thank you, Russell Simmons.

>Kweli wore this the day
>he did the show in
>Worcester, MA. I was there
>and I think think this
>is the part of the
>show where he was waiting
>for common to com out
>. He didn't know what
>else to sing!

And your contest entry is?

BWAHAHAHAHHAHA!!

(and again!)

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!

angieee ('stress)

First book, The Broke Diaries, coming March 2001, Random House. $9.95.

Read the updates M-F or you'll miss some good shit. http://www.okayplayer.com/updatef.html

See a post that needs to be removed? E-mail help@okayplayer.com

"Okayplayer is addictive like Ebay" - Danja Mowf

Try this for a caption
"Hi!, Im Talib Kweli I performed for Dialated Peoples and all the gave me was this shirt with a little man with a huge eye."

Talib: Yo, check it out! the wop is back in style!!!

ILLWILL, the most hibo cat you know

Top 10 Things Said By Mil and I when I came to Orlando:

1) "yo, that guy looks like a fat puerto rican ghostface!"
2) "okay...we'll stay for a little longer"
3) "Yo, that big girl in the leather outfit is comin for you!"
4) "Look at dude in the fucked up fatigues!"
5) "YO! look at dude in the fucked up fatigues dancing with big girl in the leather!!! HAHAHA!!!"
6) "OH SHIT! Gerardo's got a song called 'my name is not Rico' hahahahahhha"
7) "Ben Vereen has the biggest uncle tom smile ever in that pic!"
8) "yo, i thought that was Tito Puente until i realised he's playing the trumpet!"
9) "Yo, I ordered a coke, not a large tub of popcorn!"
10) Mil: how'd you know my car was the toyota? Will: easy, you're Puerto Rican and it's a toyota!!!

"Damn, thats the last time I try to crack a brew with my pen"

OR

'A victorious Kweli walks away after dropping some kind of wonderful in the first annual spitkicker Fart-Off leaving the competion waving white flags and begging for a ceasefire.'

How about...

"'All my people where y'all at, cuz, y'all ain't here'...What? Whatchu mean I'm facing the wrong way?"

Huh? Huuhh? That's funny right? All right I'll try again as soon as I think of something funny.

"Ahh fresh shirt from the laundry basket (look to Hi-Tek's right)."

Aiight, I'm fresh out. Hope one of those wins.

hi-tek just told him, "damn n*gga, now i know what you meant when you said that we find beauty in the hideous!"

"damn n*gga, you give a whole new meaning to finding beauty in the hideous!"

Aight- wanna hear it- here it go:


"Hold up-naw, this ain't no REAL Rolex...it's one of dem No-Flex"

"You do the hookey pookey and you turn yourself around....." -- Kweli




i know yall dont care, but i'ma say what i gotta say any DAMN way.... (c) Quez


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--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Sheldon Mar"Quez" Rankin
homepage: http://www.Quez.Bored.org
AIM: Queztions
ICQ: 2018629



"if you want it I got it come and get it I'm wit it" --- Talib Kweli

"Hiphop you my BITCH and like a Ford I'm Exporin you" - Common

"I make niggas co-sign, on how many different flows I got" --- Planet A.S.I.A.

"The truth is, my crew is, the smoothest spitters of saliva juices like The Roots is, more Organic than acoustics" ---- Talib Kweli

"Eff that yo...me and Hi Tek...we going plat too...even if I gotta do the 'WHOA' dance in this joint...his style aint....WHOA....this shirt ain't......WHOA....underground ain't sellin worth....WHOA"- Kweli

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I love you...I love you...I love you...I love you...I love you- GOD
(c) cool billboard I saw in the Bible Belt

Do I question your existence?- God
(c) Another billboard...thanks TANK!

Thanks for inviting me to the wedding, but how about inviting me into the marraige- God
(c) Yet another billboard...thanks Drew!

Don't talk about it, be about it...
props to OkayMattD, Jumecca, Chap19150, Ron76er, Mike (QJ), & niles28
making Philly better one street at a time :*

}> Beware of Devil }> Spawn, like Bueford...it's real}>

i'm in the backround waiving the towel 'round. n/m

Are you sure? In that case I was right behind you. I was the spanish guy with the black okayplayer shirt. whipping my shirt around too! I thought that was my friend, because he was whipping around a white t shirt too. I could of swore it was my friend. Could it be you are being sacastic, Worcester show right?
------------------------------------------------
"putting heads to sleep like
Hennessey and NightQuil"
-Rah Digga

"party over here! party over here!
party over here! party over here!
party over here! fuck y'all over there!"
-Maseo (beginig of concert)

"I snatch the the mic and ask the
crowd, What y'all waiting for?/
They said,"nothing but that phat shit!"
I got you, say no more"
-Talib Kweli

layzboi@aol.com
aim:lay z boi
picture of me and tay, my daughter: http://hometown.aol.com//layzboi/index.html

"hell yeah i'm ready!! a capone n noreaga show with special guest dialated peoples? shit you can't tell me i ain't going to that. i'm hyped!! i'm hyped!! where is my seat?"


AUGUST IS BITCH MONTH-

i can't fucking believe it......
this post is too fucking good for it to be ignored by the masses. should i have called it. "fornicating with turds in church"? damn now i know how comm felt the first three albums.

-lay z boi bitching because hardly any one posted to his lesson post: lay's back in the day (plug)

"i am wee tod ed, sofa king wee tod ed"

"do i look like puff daddy yet?"

"this fart is hurting to come out, is anyone looking?"

"i wear a shirt that reflects on my mood, today i feel fuckin ugly and really stupid"(this reflects the button up shirt)

"the girl is the store said it was hot, c'mon?"

"peeing down my leg makes me feel so warm, mmmm"

"this outfit is the new craze in alaska"

"lemme floss my roly, oh ish you didn't get a picture of my shirt did you?"

if i won email me at okaymattd@yahoo.com and i didn't look at what other people wrote so i hope it's not duplicates, PHILLY, WHAT!?!!?!

well....I'll just be off to handle my chickens...*does carlton walk* do do do do do

-Serena
__________________________________
Chicago: Home of the 2001 Reunion
__________________________________

You like poetry? Go to
http://welcome.to/theloveshack to
check out mine.

I don't wanna write/I only write when I'm sad/Sometimes pissed/but rarely glad
I think the only man to/ever love me is my Dad/I don't wanna write/I only write
when I'm sad

Peep my new one
http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/freestyle/5321.html

Kweli on the run after infiltrating No Limit

QuOTeS 4 tOoDay...WEEK/DAY... whatever my mood

NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW NEW 4 8 8 00

I just want to know what the fuck is the problem with these hefas, they always fighting and never name dropping.
Unite callings are always coming up because somebody doesn't like somebody or some bullshit. I don't like
TheGoodReverendDrJ, but I tell him that shit in his face. Fuck the unite, but up your dukes and fight...!!
-SkipgotSkills

"no one tells you about being no artist man, on career day" - jane

...you are the syfl to my ollie
me to don

Resident Poets' Quotables

http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/freestyle/5207.html

then the CD skipped on the word
"love me"
how much joy can be found in repetition
when you seemed doomed to make the same mistakes
the same mistakes
the same mistakes
see how it messes up the flow of just being - IMPROV!

kweli thinkin' to himself; 'and they thought i couldn't pretend to be iriscience. ah well, off to the next show. i wonder if dr. dre nedds some help on his tour.'

peaaace.

'suckas steer clear of me like feminist do car shows' -lateef

"i drove f***in' wagon that you jumped on.../and got you pumped on.../the underground sound/now it thumps on" -the grouch

"man, f*ck the underground, I'm outta here! If I go jiggy, maybe I can pay for a whole suit in this pattern"



res->one

LPP for life (light pockets posse)
on some ol' broke shit.

peace, okayplayers...
----------------------------------------
And now for fire's August is Bitch month:

"some ni**as I know act like bitches without breasts, dickriders..."- jeru

top 10 controversial posts:
10.The one you miss every week that crashes the boards
9."Did the roots sell out?" pts. 1 through 50
8.Whose religion is the right one?
7."Common hates gays!"
6."Macy Grey is a man babee"
5."I'm gay- for real!"
4."I want questlove up in me!"
3.Elephant Defecation- pick one
2.Black Thought and white chick in Brooklyn Babylon
1."Do white people belong in hip-hop?"

Want to make money? http://www.prepaidlegal.com/go/neilmaclean

angieee(while looking at picture): "At last, my okayplayer Jay-Z clone is finished, complete with yankee hat and entourage."


damn, that was sad. no shirt for me.

________________________________________
"If god didn't want me to eat meat, he would've made animals out of rocks." - Mil

"You get 25 years if you get caught with wack beats"- Tash

"Your weed got more seeds than ODB"- Redman
_______________________________________

if you look at it right, it looks like he's kinda displaying it, and laughing at how silly it looks. So I think an appropriate caption is:

"Look at what Hi-Tek bought me for my birthday!"


________________________________________
"If god didn't want me to eat meat, he would've made animals out of rocks." - Mil

"You get 25 years if you get caught with wack beats"- Tash

"Your weed got more seeds than ODB"- Redman
_______________________________________

the lesser-known third member of pro-wrestling's bushwackers heads for the ring.


if you don't bring me some muthafuckin' cognac, i'll kill you -- supherb

stupid quote of the month: "No, I haven't heard a white MC that I like.
What is "3rd bass?"" -- okayplayer tippimarie

"Oh I just remembered that spot where Mos Def buys all his cuban hats & civil rights suits so I can change up the style a little bit."
scatter

hey angiee, i aint really funny in the fake ass world aka computerbille, but i swear to you i make u laugh in person, and lucky for you i got this weekend free, so what you say girl...i mean, my pockets is full grown...you just smell so nice...i just wish that we could be together, don't you see stress' this is meant to be? do you look anything like biz in his photo about 5 days ago, cuz damn girl, i've been hopin' and prayin to jebus that you do...not sayin that if your waist is smaller than that i wouldn't date you, but it'd take a lot of pressure on your part...i hope you got the flowers i sent you....anyways...you know my number, gimme a call
peace
dave
..
now i just gotta hope i don't get permanentley banned for that shit i just said...:)

"Kweli introduces the official okayplayer dance. You go boy!"

"This is the pose of a thinking man."

"After seeing Kweli's version of Electric Slide okayplayer.com has decided to the Reflection Eternal site."

opus
trickology
http://www.trickology.f2s.com
"this is how playas play"

"After seeing Kweli's version of Electric Slide okayplayer.com has decided to drop the Reflection Eternal site."

"Okayplayer.com presents.... Drunkard Kweli from Barfly Eternal"

opus
trickology
http://www.trickology.f2s.com
"this is how playas play"

thanx nigga

"After signing the autograph, Talib responds with his usual 'Right back at'cha, baby!'"

or...

"... Next on National Geographic: will the urban zebra (Talibis Kwelius) be able to elude the red-hatted fanatic undetected?"

and finally...

"Go, Go, gadget watch!!!"

O.K., I'm done. That's as much corniness as I can muster at one sitting.


"the Boondox Camp... when you absolutely, positively, must kill every MC in the (expletive deleted) room... except no substitutes!" -BDX (ala Sam Jack) '00

"DAMMIT!! I can't believe Common has on the same shirt. Angieee, I thought this was a one-of-a-kind?!?!"


CELEBRATING AUGUST AS TOP TEN MONTH

Top 10 Ways I like to get drunk:
10)Guiness Beer
9) Purple Hooters
8) shots of Goldschlager
7) Jello Shots
6) Sharkbites
5) Bacardi and anything
4) My buddy's specially flavored Everclear party punch
3) Fruit marinated for a week in my buddy's specially flavored Everclear party punch
2) Absolut Mandarin on ice w/ a splash of OJ
1) Tom Collins



WORDS OF WISDOM:

"Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, in the clear."---Keith's Philosophies on Life

"It ain't about the muscles if you know how to use the knuckles."---my little sister

"Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when
someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes
4 muscles to extend your arm and
bitch-slap the fool upside the head..."---anonymous

"Kweli finally remembers where he put Summer's number."

Peace.

**********
Crossfaded

"I can't keep up with the Joneses, I'm on my own shit" - Senim Silla

"I move the masses, it's the live guy with glasses" - Mr. Jason

Uplifting and unifying Northwest hip-hop: http://students.washington.edu/theshow

****Celebrating August as Bitch Month at Okayplayer.com: "You more of a bitch than a bitch!" - Kurupt****

"Tonight on showtime at the apollo, underground P-Diddy lookalikes do the Ed Lover dance!"

"Man, they are really feelin' me yo! I'm sporting strictly army surplus from now on! What!"

that is all

"white men scream -'swim Starks sharks!'" - Tony Starks

"if you ain't got no rims nee-yah, don't get no wood-grain steering wheel , for real..." Big-Boi

"I don't want you for my baby or even my old lady you're just overcast and your ass is shady" Slim Kid Tre

"When I'm in the sound-proof booth I get loose" - Del.

"devasting mics and flows, spittin lyrics at your dome, and I write like a poem, notorious like Capone, a title I have a right to own" - Del.

"What, the Library's NEXT DOOR?!?! I'm outta here y'all"

The caption: "You're on in 5, Mr. Combs."

Now, I know he's got the Jay-Z clone thing, but c'mon, he looks like puffy to me in that photo, plus he's dancing even worse (is that possible?)

"the guy in the red hat always refuses to watch talib's robocot impression".


if you don't bring me some muthafuckin' cognac, i'll kill you -- supherb

stupid quote of the month: "No, I haven't heard a white MC that I like.
What is "3rd bass?"" -- okayplayer tippimarie

"I just got back from MC Hammer's garage sale. I got some pants, too!"


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"When this hip hop/Drops and falls apart/Who's representin' the art? Me." -- Saukrates and Common

"Tight...Like Big Pun in a Medium" -- Ugly Duckling

"The beef will have you dead like the first man to catch Mad Cow."--Talib Kweli

"My iconoclastic rap schtick/gets my jimmy waxed like Chapstick/I think LL Cool J and Canibus are both fantastic"--MC Paul Barman

"Why do I need ID to get ID? If I had ID I wouldn't NEED ID!"--Mos Def

The Starting Lineup (no, not those cool ass figures from the days of yore):

01 Air - Moon Safari
02 Morcheeba - Let Me See (Reflection Eternal Remix) feat. Reflection Eternal
03 De La Soul - AOI: Mosaic Thump
04 De La Soul - "So Good" (from Hip Hop 101 and the Oooh single)
05 The Spooks - S.I.S.O.S.
06 Armand van Helden - "Full Moon" feat. Common
07 The Mos Def You Never Heard Compilation (see http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/lesson/5630.html#2 post #2)
08 Blackalicious - Melodica EP(Yeah I got my copy!!!!!!)
09 Blackalicious - A2G EP
10 Blackalicious - Nia (Hey, Nia was getting lonely)
11 Jurassic 5 - Quality Control
12 Guru feat. the Roots - Lift Your Fist (try rootsnd on Napster if you want it...I got it from an FTP)

hit me up at jjohnso8@nd.edu...
and check out this site:
http://www.recordkingdom.com
Let's help Tank out!

:-):-(;-):o:D}>:'(:P:9:*:7:-):-(;-):o:D}>:'(:P:9:*:7

Signing out,
TheRoots@ND

To Hi-Tek: "No, Mos didn't used to dress me. Why do you ask?"



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"When this hip hop/Drops and falls apart/Who's representin' the art? Me." -- Saukrates and Common

"Tight...Like Big Pun in a Medium" -- Ugly Duckling

"The beef will have you dead like the first man to catch Mad Cow."--Talib Kweli

"My iconoclastic rap schtick/gets my jimmy waxed like Chapstick/I think LL Cool J and Canibus are both fantastic"--MC Paul Barman

"Why do I need ID to get ID? If I had ID I wouldn't NEED ID!"--Mos Def

The Starting Lineup (no, not those cool ass figures from the days of yore):

01 Air - Moon Safari
02 Morcheeba - Let Me See (Reflection Eternal Remix) feat. Reflection Eternal
03 De La Soul - AOI: Mosaic Thump
04 De La Soul - "So Good" (from Hip Hop 101 and the Oooh single)
05 The Spooks - S.I.S.O.S.
06 Armand van Helden - "Full Moon" feat. Common
07 The Mos Def You Never Heard Compilation (see http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/lesson/5630.html#2 post #2)
08 Blackalicious - Melodica EP(Yeah I got my copy!!!!!!)
09 Blackalicious - A2G EP
10 Blackalicious - Nia (Hey, Nia was getting lonely)
11 Jurassic 5 - Quality Control
12 Guru feat. the Roots - Lift Your Fist (try rootsnd on Napster if you want it...I got it from an FTP)

hit me up at jjohnso8@nd.edu...
and check out this site:
http://www.recordkingdom.com
Let's help Tank out!

:-):-(;-):o:D}>:'(:P:9:*:7:-):-(;-):o:D}>:'(:P:9:*:7

Signing out,
TheRoots@ND

"No, I'm not Lil' Wayne."


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"When this hip hop/Drops and falls apart/Who's representin' the art? Me." -- Saukrates and Common

"Tight...Like Big Pun in a Medium" -- Ugly Duckling

"The beef will have you dead like the first man to catch Mad Cow."--Talib Kweli

"My iconoclastic rap schtick/gets my jimmy waxed like Chapstick/I think LL Cool J and Canibus are both fantastic"--MC Paul Barman

"Why do I need ID to get ID? If I had ID I wouldn't NEED ID!"--Mos Def

The Starting Lineup (no, not those cool ass figures from the days of yore):

01 Air - Moon Safari
02 Morcheeba - Let Me See (Reflection Eternal Remix) feat. Reflection Eternal
03 De La Soul - AOI: Mosaic Thump
04 De La Soul - "So Good" (from Hip Hop 101 and the Oooh single)
05 The Spooks - S.I.S.O.S.
06 Armand van Helden - "Full Moon" feat. Common
07 The Mos Def You Never Heard Compilation (see http://www.okayplayer.com/dcforum/lesson/5630.html#2 post #2)
08 Blackalicious - Melodica EP(Yeah I got my copy!!!!!!)
09 Blackalicious - A2G EP
10 Blackalicious - Nia (Hey, Nia was getting lonely)
11 Jurassic 5 - Quality Control
12 Guru feat. the Roots - Lift Your Fist (try rootsnd on Napster if you want it...I got it from an FTP)

hit me up at jjohnso8@nd.edu...
and check out this site:
http://www.recordkingdom.com
Let's help Tank out!

:-):-(;-):o:D}>:'(:P:9:*:7:-):-(;-):o:D}>:'(:P:9:*:7

Signing out,
TheRoots@ND

ME

dis hit-

left -
& i'm only straight when -
i talkin' to myself...
so ascent from your original vibe
i don't know who i starin' down n-
yet the skin is washed & your amongst
'da sound of greed not seen...
underlying bass . . .
& i know it's wrong for the emissions drain -

yet it's gotta be a stand up /.
for not to think i can't read da line of minutes ago...the relevents of time all up in your face like nothin's ever been said & no disrespect meant
-you & i just flowin' like we ain't even met.... shit so familiar i can't even send - do ya feel that bass of my octave so overnet the reflections on - your eclipse in my path... so unsure of this lead w/o time to breathe sucked in to the instant it's still gotta ring as the sound of ink so willing to flow into the pours of paint
...that my stand up rings thru the sound of the horn that sits in the case so crazy to cature the words on my skin -
lost in my own.
drawing only when i please you can't see the visions of continents
crashing to be...

Kweli: "Well i'm movin on Uh-UP!....."

Peace,
Phil

!!SOULIGOS!!!

August 23rd - c_diggity
August 27th - Age
August 28th - Fire, GoodReverendDr.J, AbdulJaleel
August 29th - beautifulpeace
August 30th - nonseq
September 1st - Royalty
September 3rd - Chi_Guy, ginana
September 5th - Megatron
September 6th - SkipGotSkills
September 7th - Koalalove
September 9th - Phil, TaoPooh
September 10th - Toejam, arkiteck, vliquid
September 13th - JellyBean
September 14th - Lyricalbullet
September 15th - KD
September 16th - latenitemix
September 18th Justice
September 19th - disorganized, bfnh , Rudegirl/Virgo, Dome215, Jamal Y'all
September 21st - Mistergrump

It's all lies, we're fucking Whores.
*Giving you true smut August 23rd to September 22nd*

captions:

"I just punched the monkey. Where's my $20, sucka?!"

or

"I'm off to see the Wizzards..."

Peace,
Mosaic
mosaic@asu.edu
AIM: TreisDeuce
______________________
mommy's womb
GIVING YOU TRUE GOATS*
FROM DEC. 22-JAN 19
______________________

Vinyl Enthusiasts! Be an outcast no more! Visit http://www.recordkingdom.com
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CELEBRATING AUGUST AS TOP 10 MONTH and BITCH MONTH

Top 10 Children's Books in the Jose Gonzalez Library of West Phoenix

10. Dead Kitten Puppets: A How To Guide
9. Cablinasian Like Me: The Tiger Wood Story
8. Limpy, the Boy with Uneven Legs and a Pee-pee Problem
7. French Kissing Pregnancies: How They Happen
6. Ron Jeremy: A Kid's Biography and Pop-Up Book
5. Chupa Mis Huevos!: My First Spanish Primer
4. Green Legs and Hands: Explaining Leprosy to the Young
3. Uncle Grabbyhands: A Selection from the "Don't Tell Mom" Series
2. Little Red Yarns Everywhere--The Raggedy Ann and Andy Love Story
1. Bitch Please!: A Coming of Age Tale by Fire

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