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21859, man, come on.. Posted by grannie, Wed Aug-16-00 07:02 AM
no one admits today that they ever liked to spice girls and their shit was #1. 20 years from now, no one will want to admit to being britney or nstink fans and their shit is #1. nevermind the charts, man. this nigga is a legend. that man is here to rescue soul music. you don't do that and get forgotten. soul-messiah is what he is.
August is Top Ten Month! 10 things to do at a department store
10.hold cashiers hand and say "i feel sexy today." 9.dart suspiciously through the store humming the theme from "mission impossible." 8.put M&Ms on layaway 7.stand in the elevator facing the corner and whenever someone gets on start counting down, "10..9..8.." 6.walk up to an employee, say "i think we have a code 3 in housewares" and see what happens 5.hide in a clothing rack and when people browse thru yell "pick me! pick me!" 4.make a trail of orange juice to the bathroom 3.hum only the first 7 notes of "it's a small world" over and over again. 2.anytime someone makes eye contact w/ you, look surprised and say to them, "hey! when did you get outta prison?" 1.go to fitting room and say real loud, "excuse me, we're out of toilet paper in here."
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