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21859, man, come on..
Posted by grannie, Wed Aug-16-00 07:02 AM
no one admits today that they ever liked to spice girls and their shit was #1. 20 years from now, no one will want to admit to being britney or nstink fans and their shit is #1.
nevermind the charts, man. this nigga is a legend. that man is here to rescue soul music. you don't do that and get forgotten. soul-messiah is what he is.



August is Top Ten Month!
10 things to do at a department store

10.hold cashiers hand and say "i feel sexy today."
9.dart suspiciously through the store humming the theme from "mission impossible."
8.put M&Ms on layaway
7.stand in the elevator facing the corner and whenever someone gets on start counting down, "10..9..8.."
6.walk up to an employee, say "i think we have a code 3 in housewares" and see what happens
5.hide in a clothing rack and when people browse thru yell "pick me! pick me!"
4.make a trail of orange juice to the bathroom
3.hum only the first 7 notes of "it's a small world" over and over again.
2.anytime someone makes eye contact w/ you, look surprised and say to them, "hey! when did you get outta prison?"
1.go to fitting room and say real loud, "excuse me, we're out of toilet paper in here."