the How Sleazy are you test?

I was looking in the archive and that ish was funny here it is. I just redid it, I don't know why I didn't post on that one, and came up with a 212. On my way to hell I guess.



HOW SLEAZY ARE YOU?
(1)Ever laughed at someone else's misfortune?
1 point
(2)Ever laughed at a physically or mentally handicapped person?
2 points
(3)Ever tried alcohol?
1 point
(4)Ever been drunk?
2 points
(5)Ever play drinking games?
2 points
(6)Ever fall down because you drank too much?
3 points
(7)Ever drink enough to throw up?
4 points
bonus: throwing up on yourself or another person
1 point
(8)Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before?
5 points
(9)Ever been forceably removed from a bar?
8 points
(10)Ever participated in/finishd a pub crawl?
5 points
(11)Do you drink regularly, at least times a week?
3 points
bonus: 1 point for each additionnal day (max 7 points)
(12)Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar?
4 points
(13)Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms?
4 points for each one tried
(14)Do yo do drugs regularly?
4 points
bonus: at least 4 times a week
4 points
(15)Ever bought soft drugs?
4 points
(16)Ever sell drugs?
8 points
(17)Ever sell drugs to support a drug habit?
12 points
(18)Ever used barbituates?
8 points
(19)Ever used hallucinogens?
8 points
(20)Ever used narcotics?
10 points
(21)Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours?
8 points
(22)Ever been on a date?
2 points
(23)Ever been felt up, groped?
2 points
to orgasm
2 points
(24)Ever had sexual intercourse?
6 points
(25)Ever had a bath or shower with the opposite sex?
5 points
(26)Ever paid for sex?
8 points
(27)Ever taken advantage of someone while they were stoned or drunk?
4 points
(28)Ever get someone stoned or drunk to obtain sexual
favors and succeed?
8 points
(29)Ever engage in oral sex?
4 points
bonus: to orgasm
2 points
(30)Ever engage in anal sex?
6 points
bonus: to orgasm
2 points
(31)Ever engage in the 69 position?
4 points
(32)Ever contract an STD?
12 points
(33)Ever had sex without a contraceptive?
4 points
(34)Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an
abortion?
12 points
(35)Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week?
4 points
(36)Ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
9 points
(37)Ever had sex in a public place?
6 points
(38)Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act?
4 points
(39)Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex?
10 points
(40)Ever practiced bondage, masochism, or sadism for sexual
gratification?
8 points
(41)Ever used sex toys?
6 points
(42)Ever pass out during sex?
5 points
Ever been responsible for losing someone else's
Virginity?
4 points
(44)Ever masturbated?
3 points
bonus: while on the phone
2 points
(45)Ever bought something in a sex shop?
3 points
(46)Ever licked or have someone lick
an eyeball--1 point
toes---2 points
ears---1 point
(47)Ever have sex with a relative?
5 point
(48)Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot?
6 points
(49)Does necrophelia, pedophilia, or beastiality turn you on?
20 points
(50)Ever been arrested?
8 points
bonus: If convicted
7 points
(51)Ever sleep with someone who's last name you didn't know?
2 points
bonus: First name?
4 points
bonus: What DID they look like?
5 points
SCORING
0-20 A life with the church is too corrupt for you.
21-40 You barely make our scale.
41-60 Approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date.
61-100 Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else.
101-130 Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt.
131-160 You're enjoying life to the max.
161-200 You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass?
200 You're going straight to hell.



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