I had just gotten my spanking new Imac and I had just finally put up the internet...okayplayer.com, made it my homepage.



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Homer Simpson recalling how lisa
got her sax:
"Oh, well! It all happened in 1990!
Back then, "The Artist Formerly
Known As Prince" was currently
known as "Prince". Tracey Ullman
was entertaining America with
songs, sketches, and crudely drawn
filler material. And Bart was eagerly
awaiting his first day of school."

"I'm like King Midas on reverse.
Everything I touch turns to shit"
-The Sopranos