Dear (insert name):

We here at okayplayer.com were deeply distraught to hear of your troubles. As you may or may not have heard, we exist solely to serve you personally. We try not to go into the studio until your e-mails are personally answered. Significant others of Okayartists often lie in bed sexually unsatisfied while Questlove pottery is molded for your pleasure.

It's unfortunate that in this instance we have failed to immediately reply to your inquiry. Regrettably, we have been spending the past few days setting Kamal in stone, so that you can have your own personal keyboardist statue.

We would like to note here that Questlove is not an Asshole (c) Denis Leary. In fact, Mr. Leary has sold his copyright to Shock G, who produces The Assholes comic strip at http://www.shockg.com

We hope you enjoy that comic strip. It's as fun to masturbate to as band photos!

Thoughtfully yours,

Spirit

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