15346, I'm hating
Posted by Whanoon, Wed Aug-08-01 05:54 PM
this and target practice.
And I'm a Dilated fan.
I really didn't see the need to let Guru add commentary and assurances in the middle of the song. Did Ev go take a shit or something?
(Oo.PI)
"Early bird gets that worm but early worm finds a spot in early bird's stomach and can't escape from it"-Cryptic
The Onion interviews Ron Jeremy...
O: I don't want to sound flippant when I ask this...
RJ: Don't worry about it.
O: How big is your penis?
RJ: Nine and three-quarters.
O: Nine and three-quarters.
RJ: They say 10 in some press, and I say fine. I'll keep the extra quarter-inch. They used to say that John Holmes was 14. He wasn't. He was 12. Which is still pretty massive! That ain't nothing to be shy about. In fact, he used to call me "Little Dick." I'd say, well, listen to this. I'd say, "Well, John, with you it's not sex, it's a pap smear. Once you hit bottom, where the fuck are you going to go?" We used to make jokes about that, you know. He'd call me "Little Dick," I'd call him "Pap Smear."
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