Perhaps the funniest part of this article has to be the quote from Avant:

"Everything is great now. I have a label that believes in me."

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Go on and do your lil' la-di-da thang. You ain't Donna Summers!"
-the Honorable Ike Turner

"It's hard to do riiiiight...."
-Tony and Harvey, the Mayfield Bros.