>>Ive lost all faith in humanity
>>after reading this post.
>>
>
>hehehe. What took you so long?
>And how did you type
>this with slit wrists? Teeth?
>Feet? Or do you have
>one of those talk type
>apps?

I dictated it to your momma and she typed it for me.

>
>>Alex
>
>>When I piss I don't miss.
>
>This is good to know. Large
>toilet or good aim?

Dick control. In other words, when you open your mouth across the street, my piss will land directly in your mouth with no splash.

You
>wouldn't be squating, would you?
>

Only when I dangle my hairy teabags in your sister's mouth.

>
>Jimaveli: the sarcasm in this post
>has been appreciated...I know I'm
>LMAO.

Appreciate this! *pisses on post*

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Alex

When I piss I don't miss.