>...STOP THE PRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>...those are not the words of
>Aaron Mcgruger
>...that you see to the list
>of "BOONDOCK QUESTION"
>...Aaron McGruger has been under a
>lot of stress recently
>...to the point wghere he has
>even been contimplating...
>..."Faking his own press"...
>...AY URGE YOU
>...DON'T BE FOOLED BY IMITATIONS
>
>...Aaron McGruger would never say those
>things
>...which you've just read
>
>...and wghat a frivolous attempt at
>impersonation...
>...(such limitation)
>
>...there has been a sweeping upsurgence
>
>...by an underground anti-draft committe
>...to dethrone the "Kink of Comic
>Strips"
>...many have set out to tarnish
>one oh hip-hop's
>...most lamb-inated images
>
>...luckily ay got here just in
>the niqk of time
>
>..."Wgho am ay?"
>
>..."Ay am Aaron McGruger's dry cleaner."
>
>
>..."Ay have the final say so
>
>...in wghich strips get passed and
>wghich get trashed"
>...a priviledge afforded me for the
>tidious job
>...of piqking thousands of kuk-a-bugs
>...off of Mr. McGruger's cashmiere sweater's"
>
>
>...AY HOLD THE TRUE MCGRUGER ANSWERS
>
>...and ay would like the opportunity
>to set
>...the o.k. family on the right
>strip
>
>1)When's the show coming on?
>
>(tram) No one wants to see
>the Aaron McGruger show. The
>strip is phat just like
>it is. Watch reruns of
>"The P.J.'s" if you feel
>the need to squeeze any
>more life out of my
>strip.
>
>2)What's with the website?
>
>(tram) The website is taking a
>baqk seat to the "Boondoqk's
>Kiqk-off bash". Held anually the
>get-it-together will introduce "third word
>americans" to latest advancements in
>technology and "bite-sized politics"...but eat
>before arriving. Boondoqks is not
>here to force-feed. Boondoqks is
>here to inform.
>
>
>3)How do we get in touch
>with you?
>
>(tram) Aaron McGruger can not possibly
>answer all of a political
>fanbases mail though an email
>address (Boonmail@boondoqks.net) is at mine
>and your disposal. Meaning pertinent
>information may or may not
>reach me, Aaron, Mcgruger, but
>a direct email address has
>been provided for those fans,
>supporters, critics who feel their
>opinions a just a touch
>above the norm and a
>little more important than the
>general public - those that
>consider guestbooks "polyester software". Word
>from Aaron McGuger to the
>wise: "If you want to
>be heard, be my guest..".
>Just remember "I don't want
>to hear it, if my
>public doesn't"
>
>
{CONTINUATION OF OUR REGULARLLY SCHEDULED BOONCAST}

4)Will there be a Boondocks movie?

There will be Boondoqks: The Movement. Coming to a horse near water.

5)When's the third book coming out?

When the "Third Word" population strategically separates society from the plague of "detested guests" i've so diligently listed in a readily easily accescible "hate book". I've done the duty of drawing the "unseen hands" off the birds in the bush. It is up to the public to annihilate their codes of honor on site.

6)Are you single?

Single and mur~r~red.

7)Okay - you don't read fanmail
and you don't update your
website - you basically don't
care about your fans, do
you?

I've compiled an assembly of jerks into a single composite care of a "hate book". "Hey young world...do you want more?"


8)Nas or Jay-Z?

The one who keeps good head on his own shoulders.

9)Didn't you used to post as
FreeHuey?

Still, does, now.

10)What do you think about The
Roots with Jay-Z?

Phila-pro-lifia volume: vile.


11)Alicia Keys or India Irie?

"She who tunes finest..."


12)What's up with Rhome?

Rhome?

13)Do you really think you are
the voice of young blaqk
America, as the media has
sometimes referred to you?

Yes, i think. Yes i am. In fact i have always done that and my being, my voice, is affirmative. Color and time is not my enemy yet i am fully aware of the wages of war that time and color hold: Ignorance, blindness, as well as the absence of mercy.
"And I assure the people that I, Aaron, McGruger, would never, ever, eeever 'inhale a pretlze (?) ...pretzle'!"

14)Are you really one of People's
Most Eligible Bachelors?

...Rhome is.

15)Did it improve your social life
even a little bit?

"You have the right to keep a pen on you at all times..."

16)Seriously, i mean...being on the bachelor's
list - you must have
been swimming in honeys, right?

"...you have a right to. . ."

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