...STOP THE PRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...those are not the words of Aaron Mcgruger
...that you see to the list of "BOONDOCK QUESTION"
...Aaron McGruger has been under a lot of stress recently
...to the point wghere he has even been contimplating...
..."Faking his own press"...
...AY URGE YOU
...DON'T BE FOOLED BY IMITATIONS

...Aaron McGruger would never say those things
...which you've just read

...and wghat a frivolous attempt at impersonation...
...(such limitation)

...there has been a sweeping upsurgence
...by an underground anti-draft committe
...to dethrone the "Kink of Comic Strips"
...many have set out to tarnish one oh hip-hop's
...most lamb-inated images

...luckily ay got here just in the niqk of time

..."Wgho am ay?"

..."Ay am Aaron McGruger's dry cleaner."

..."Ay have the final say so
...in wghich strips get passed and wghich get trashed"
...a priviledge afforded me for the tidious job
...of piqking thousands of kuk-a-bugs
...off of Mr. McGruger's cashmiere sweater's"

...AY HOLD THE TRUE MCGRUGER ANSWERS
...and ay would like the opportunity to set
...the o.k. family on the right strip

1)When's the show coming on?

(tram) No one wants to see the Aaron McGruger show. The strip is phat just like it is. Watch reruns of "The P.J.'s" if you feel the need to squeeze any more life out of my strip.

2)What's with the website?

(tram) The website is taking a baqk seat to the "Boondoqk's Kiqk-off bash". Held anually the get-it-together will introduce "third word americans" to latest advancements in technology and "bite-sized politics"...but eat before arriving. Boondoqks is not here to force-feed. Boondoqks is here to inform.


3)How do we get in touch with you?

(tram) Aaron McGruger can not possibly answer all of a political fanbases mail though an email address (Boonmail@boondoqks.net) is at mine and your disposal. Meaning pertinent information may or may not reach me, Aaron, Mcgruger, but a direct email address has been provided for those fans, supporters, critics who feel their opinions a just a touch above the norm and a little more important than the general public - those that consider guestbooks "polyester software". Word from Aaron McGuger to the wise: "If you want to be heard, be my guest..". Just remember "I don't want to hear it, if my public doesn't"


{TO BE CONTINUED...}



4)Will there be a Boondocks movie?


5)When's the third book coming out?


6)Are you single?


7)Okay - you don't read fanmail and you don't update your website - you basically don't care about your fans, do you?


8)Nas or Jay-Z?


9)Didn't you used to post as FreeHuey?


10)What do you think about The Roots with Jay-Z?


11)Alicia Keys or India Irie?


12)What's up with Rhome?


13)Do you really think you are the voice of young blaqk America, as the media has sometimes referred to you?


14)Are you really one of People's Most Eligible Bachelors?


15)Did it improve your social life even a little bit?


16)Seriously, i mean...being on the bachelor's list - you must have been swimming in honeys, right?

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Ay post beqause aym honored
on your breakfast toast--enjambment (orizit)

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