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12867, I saw Aaron McGruder with Orlando Jones and 3 white girls ... Posted by Adub, Sat Jan-26-02 03:09 PM
... at The Newsroom in L.A. Jay-Z was there, too.
Actually, this post is called "Answers to Boondocks Questions" I've never been good at interacting with readers and stuff, but here's the deal on some of thangs y'all been asking.
1) When's the show coming on?
Despite anything you may have read, there is NO airdate for any Boondocks television show. There is NO guarentee there will even BE a Boondocks television show. If it happens, it's a year away at the earliest.
The show, if it happens, will be on cable. It was never slated for a major Network.
2) What's with the website?
I'd like to bring it back soon. But this is still a one man operation, so who knows? But I have been thinking about finding someone to get it up and running again.
3) How do we get in touch with you?
You can't, really. I can't access the email (I parted ways with my old webmaster and have since lost the passcodes) from the website - and I really don't like giving out my private email. For the record, as a rule I don't read fanmail or hatemail. I like to keep myself pretty isolated from feedback about the strip. Some people think that makes me a real jerk, which of course, I am. All the more reason why you shouldn't worry about getting in touch with me.
I do lecture at colleges - that's the best way to talk to me. Just don't be like the guy who rolled up on me at Duke in front of a crowd of people and asked if I was still suffering from depression. Yeesh ...
For the record - I was never actually diagnosed with clinical depression.
4) Will there be a Boondocks movie?
Hopefully, but its even farther from being real than the TV show.
5) When's the third book coming out?
Tough to say right now. Hopefully this year. The title is, "Public Enemy #2"
6) Are you single?
Yes. I'm also shallow. You've been warned.
7) Okay - you don't read fanmail and you don't update your website - you basically don't care about your fans, do you?
I appreciate fans. Really, I do. I just think they can be a distraction to a lot of artists. I don't read fanmail or hatemail because I do enough second-guessing of myself as is. The email address is still up there because I don't have access to the website, so I can't change it without great effort and difficulty. Which reminds me ... I really need to do that.
But if you do happen to catch me on the street or at a University you'll find I really am a nice guy.
However, if you're a fan and your felling unloved - here it is from me to you: I love you.
8) Nas or Jay-Z?
I could give a rats ass ...
9) Didn't you used to post as FreeHuey?
Yes, but I forgot my old password, so I created a new name.
10) What did you think about The Roots with Jay-Z?
I only saw the commercial and kept thinking ... "Che?!".
11) Alicia Keys or India Irie?
See question 8.
12) What's up with Rhome?
I was gonna ask you.
13) Do you really think you are the voice of young black America, as the media has sometimes referred to you?
Of course. I'm a cartoonist.
14) Are you really one of People's Most Eligible Bachelors?
Guilty!
15) Did it improve your social life even a little bit?
No comment.
16) Seriously, I mean ... being on the bachelors list - you must have been swimming in honeys, right?
No! Okay! Jesus ... next question! Matter of fact, this interview is over!
United We Stand.
AM
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12868, they're trying to take you out of the washington post. Posted by dj_whatzisname, Sat Jan-26-02 03:12 PM
there was an editorial this morning. you should call the comics hotline.
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12869, RE: they're trying to take you out of the washington post. Posted by andthem, Mon Feb-04-02 06:10 AM
For the record, it was a lettter to the editor from a reader that dissed the Boondocks that day in the Washington Post. (Doesn't mean the editorial board wants the comic out of there, although I don't know for sure.) There was also another letter printed that took the person who wrote the first letter to task. Check it here: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A11671-2002Feb1.html
Kind of like when David Segal of the Post picked the Coup's album as his #1 record of the year. Lots of folks wrote in to complain and some defended him.
Keep ya head up Aaron!!
peace, craig
(full disclosure--i freelance for the post...)
http://www.stateoftheunion.net
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12870, RE: I saw Aaron McGruder with Orlando Jones and 3 white girls ... Posted by calminvasion, Sat Jan-26-02 03:15 PM
I thought that was u. Forget about the email, a few of these posts a yr is good enough.
"I annihilate as I articulate" -Jeru
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12871, website Posted by krewcial, Sat Jan-26-02 03:17 PM
If you're looking for someone to work out a site for you, let me know. I'll be glad to help you out for free, I'd love to be able to do something in return for the pleasure you've given me with the Boondocks so far.
Hop over to www.vinylators.com and check if you like what you see. Email addy : krewcial@skynet.be
take care and keep doing what you do.
krewc www.vinylators.com
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12872, FreeHuey = R.O.C.? :) Posted by jose3030, Sat Jan-26-02 03:39 PM
say it fast. it sounds like Freeway.
e-me: jose3030@hotmail.com IM: jose3030 http://www.acura-legend.com
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12873, RE: I saw Aaron McGruder with Orlando Jones and 3 white girls ... Posted by nublax, Sat Jan-26-02 03:45 PM
thanks for coming thru and showing love and answering questions.
keep the jokes coming. whatever happened to jazmine?
peace
"would tell you it's all good but that's bullshit." Thought
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12874, RE: I saw Aaron McGruder with Orlando Jones and 3 white girls ... Posted by Adub, Sat Jan-26-02 03:53 PM
17) Whatever happened to Jazmine?
Nothing. She's still around. It's just always easier for me to write for the fellas.
AM
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12875, is ENRON going to come up in the strip? Posted by dM, Sat Jan-26-02 04:55 PM
and does this mean you'll be posting here regularly? ---- "Move like your body got a mind of its own" Black Thought
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12876, Are you moving to Canada? Posted by izzattafakt, Sat Jan-26-02 05:10 PM
Not that I care either way, but a number of folks here have been making a big deal about it...Figure you can settle it once and for all.
I love the strip man, keep up the good work.
peace
Iz
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12877, keep up the good work...n/m Posted by guest, Sat Jan-26-02 05:53 PM
-kindablu-
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12878, ditto Posted by Jilasijah, Sat Jan-26-02 06:04 PM
Peace and Blessings, JMA
"we don't represent the streets/ we represent the folks in 'em" - Talib Kweli - Reflection Eternal - Train of Thought
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12879, #17 - Another World is Possible? Posted by Brandard, Sat Jan-26-02 06:08 PM
what is your involvement with this book( http://www.anotherworldispossible.net) and will you be doing any parts of the 36 city tour?
oh and Boodah was asking about you getting your spear......
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12880, Aaron @ Duke Posted by analog2digital, Sat Jan-26-02 06:22 PM
He may never be allowed to return after threatening to flagellate the University Prez.
Anybody got an MP3 of "Understand" by Ed O.G. and the B.U.L.L.D.O.G.S.? Apparently, it has life-altering potential. Yet I haven't been able to locate it--or even the lyrics. Ah well. Guess I gotta stay in the dark.
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12881, RE: Aaron @ Duke Posted by Adub, Sun Jan-27-02 12:44 PM
>He may never be allowed to >return after threatening to flagellate >the University Prez.
Gross exageration! I never threatened anyone ... > >Anybody got an MP3 of "Understand" >by Ed O.G. and the >B.U.L.L.D.O.G.S.? Apparently, it has life-altering >potential. Yet I haven't been >able to locate it--or even >the lyrics. Ah well. Guess >I gotta stay in the >dark.
Hey! I have that song on MP3! Let me know where I should send it to.
AM
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12882, RE: Aaron @ Duke Posted by Influential, Mon Feb-04-02 10:36 AM
Yea man, that was great speech. These super conservative ass folks up here at Duke were pist! It was funny, but you really fucked with the white population when you told them it was the first time that they had ever been scared(cause of september 11th). They just didn't realize it until you said it, so they just got mad. Oh yea, I also would like to thank you for helping define what African-American means to the population here(you know when the multi-racial kid told you that he wasn't black, but multi-racial) you enlightened a lot of people.
peace
"Maaaan life can get all up in your ass, baby you better work it out!" - Pos
"A Diamond in the Rough!" - Big Tony, my roommate after finding a handy snack under his bed.
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12883, lol @ "che??!" Posted by thatguy07, Sat Jan-26-02 06:23 PM
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12884, on the subject of the tv show... Posted by DROots, Sat Jan-26-02 06:38 PM
how far are you into it? have an episode ready? what about the voices? Any celebs? peace m!ke
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12885, what are your thougts on SNL Posted by Afrotec, Sat Jan-26-02 08:06 PM
and their sudden need to be "political"
and do you think about that whole pretzel thing?
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12886, The artist speaks LOL n/m Posted by Steve, Sun Jan-27-02 09:11 AM
Peace, Steve OkayArtist Board Moderator Please Read Guidelines: http://www.okayplayer.com/guidelines.html IM:Gigfog Icq:#61949041
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12887, More Answers! Posted by Adub, Sun Jan-27-02 12:31 PM
18) is ENRON going to come up in a strip?
Probably not. I really don't think we need to be criticizing this administration during a time of national crisis.
19) Are you moving to Canada?
Maybe, someday. Don't know. Depends on how things go here.
20) How far along is the TV show? Any epsiodes ready? Celebs for voices?
The TV show, on the creative end of things, is not very far along at all. I'm currently writing three half-hour episodes. Like I said before, if we started production now it would be probably a year before they were done. As for the voices, nobody has been approached for any of the parts, but we do have people in mind, and they are celebs. That's about all I can say about that.
21) What do you think about the whole pretzel thing?
I did some strips on that. I think they might run this week.
AM
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12888, RE: More Answers! Posted by shwin, Sun Jan-27-02 12:36 PM
um. why dont they give u the pretty little OK symbol next to your name?
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12889, see question #9 Posted by Brandard, Sun Jan-27-02 12:39 PM
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12890, strip idea Posted by el_rey, Mon Jan-28-02 04:56 AM
just in case "FreeHuey"'s lurking around this thread ... ;-)
I think you need to do a spoof on the "O'Riley Factor" but call it the "Riley Factor" with Riley shooting off at the mouth about all sorts of irrelevant stuff ... special guests and whatnot.
Shit would be hysterical ... :P
OK I'm done here ...
love and respect, El Rey
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12891, important ?uestion Posted by HotSpittable, Mon Feb-04-02 06:31 PM
does kathy kerr still handle your interview requests? where does one send an interview request?
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12892, AM: There's no question that the media has a powerful Posted by guest, Sun Jan-27-02 01:01 PM
influence over people but, even after the press chewed up G.W. for his complete lack of intelligence, a lot of American folks still went out and voted for him....Why do you suppose this happened? And two words: Thank you.
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12893, Sorry about the missing Posted by guest, Sun Jan-27-02 01:03 PM
words. Add "that the media has a" and it'll make sense. Peace.
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12894, Another question... Posted by guest, Sun Jan-27-02 01:46 PM
In response to MLK's "I Have a Dream" speech, Malcolm X said something like, "He's having dreams while the rest of blacks are having nightmares". Do you think it's more productive being an optimist like King or a cynic like Malcolm X? Obviously some cynics(like you) make some real contributions, but other cynics (like me) go nowhere real fast....
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12895, ordering prints? Posted by Brandard, Sun Jan-27-02 02:36 PM
on the ucomics site it says you can order prints from them, but do you see any loot off that?
Just want to make sure i'm using my money as effectively as possible
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12896, RE: ordering prints? Posted by guest, Mon Jan-28-02 10:03 AM
Dang, what kind of question are you askin? I'm not Aaron but I'll answer on his behalf....OF COURSE he gets a portion of the "loot" and a chunk also goes to the publishers.
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12897, so you have confirmation of this? Posted by Brandard, Mon Jan-28-02 10:05 AM
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12898, Lectures Posted by MisterGrump, Sun Jan-27-02 02:58 PM
How can we get you to come a school for a lecture then?
little.... (c)KayDee
""(c)DaFlashman
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12899, Lectures Posted by Kream, Mon Jan-28-02 04:46 AM
And would you lecture up here in Toronto?
Peace, Kream
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12900, More questions keep on rolling Posted by guest, Sun Jan-27-02 04:35 PM
into my head. 1-Do your folks and other relatives see eye-to-eye with your political views? 2-What do you do to keep your stress level to a bare minimum? 3-Now that you're semi-famous, are more strangers bugging the shit out of you when you go out in public? 4-Are your days pretty labor-intensive? 5-Are you stationed in L.A.? 6-Who's number one on Huey's hate list? 7-Even if an asshole like Bush weren't in office, do you think the situation's gonna improve any? Even if someone like Al Sharpton were to be elected, how much say will he have in determining the government's policies? Aren't presidents merely puppet figures? 8-What do you mean you don't know what Rhome's up to? I thought the two of you were like the dynamic duo or something.
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12901, Racist? Posted by PeaceLoveMusiq1, Mon Jan-28-02 05:17 AM
What do you say to those people who think your strip is racist towards white people?
- Love the strip and I wish you nothing but the best for the future.
Peace
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12902, RE: I saw Aaron McGruder with Orlando Jones and 3 white girls ... Posted by Brandard, Sat Feb-02-02 08:11 AM
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12903, jerk! Posted by Mosaic, Sat Feb-02-02 08:37 AM
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12904, FreeHuey Posted by aoxomoxoa, Sat Feb-02-02 08:47 AM
you may have forgot your password, but it wouldn't have mattered because the account was eliminated after some time of inactivity. I periodically run a script that removes all accounts which haven't been used in over 4 months.
I recreated the FreeHuey account so no one else could claim it and perpetrate. If for some reason, you want it back ... or if you're feeling some type of way about the OK I just attached to the Adub handle ... feel free to hit me with an inbox.
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12905, Yeah Aaron.... Posted by BKyle, Sun Feb-03-02 10:38 AM
... what Dan said. (aoaxomox..)
I'm glad to know that everything is goin aight! We continue to have great pride in showcasing ya strip on the main page of okayplayer everyday.
Keep up the good work as our equal dedication makes an impact, and our integrity shines bright.
Holla!
B.Kyle _________________ Jag: I was stunned when the n*@@a pulled the tied up unconcious dude from the trunk and tossed him over the bridge. B.Kyle: Damn Jag, so you're a singer, songwriter, and an accessory to murder!?
"Name 3 beats that are this dope. Are you crazy!?, I feel like beatin somebody up when I hear that sh*t." ~ ?uestlove after hearing a beat for Common's album.
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12906, hi Aaron! *waving* Posted by Dove, Sat Feb-02-02 11:18 AM
long time no see! glad to see you're still in the mix
so to speak heh heh :-)
don't leave us! we need you more than you even know! Dove ~Sheepish Lordess of Chaos~
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12907, Adub? Posted by AbdulJaleel, Sun Feb-03-02 08:12 PM
your ass been in LA too long lil homie, you kicking it with East Coast Crips now or what? ___________________________________ no ultimatum, no desperate measures
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12908, ADUB is.. Posted by Huggy Bear, Mon Feb-04-02 06:26 AM
Where I am from A DUB (Adub) is a $20 sack of weed.
I guess its for medicinal purposes. To handle your critics. I understand. When I'm stressed adub sack always tends to calm me down.
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12909, RE: ADUB is.. Posted by xcoldricex, Mon Feb-04-02 08:08 AM
yeah i'd like to know how to get you to come speak. at the little liberal arts college of swarthmore.
and if you could send me that mp3 it would be much appreciated, i've been looking for that joint for a long time.
dwansom1@swarthmore.edu
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12910, RE: I saw Aaron McGruder with Orlando Jones and 3 white girls ... Posted by ya Setshego, Mon Feb-04-02 08:11 AM
I knew it! I suspected something like this would come out any day now!(J.K.) I appreciate the answers to the Boonquestions, and I suppose A.M. is not missing much by not reading the fan and hatemail at boondocks.net. Basically, the people who like the strip really, REally, REALLY like it, and the people who hate it really, Really, REALLY hate it. The two camps argue and curse each other out daily at the virtually defunct website.
htp.
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12911, I really should Posted by cindylu, Mon Feb-04-02 08:27 AM
Check this board more often for stuff on the Boondocks, pretty much the reason why I came to Okayplayer.com. ________________________________________ aim: citlalli31 new and improved kick the turtle!
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12912, Maybe I'm missing something Posted by marsmunny, Mon Feb-04-02 08:47 AM
why isn't the boondocks hosted at or by OKP.com? There definitely seems to be a fit. All the fam on OKP love the boondocks and it seemed to fit on the news page from the first time it appeared (I was lurking back then). OKP and Boondocks go together like peanut butter and crackers. no, I mean, fish and grits. or kool-aid and sugar...damn I'm thusty! _____________________________________________________________ And don't forget: to know me is to love me to love me is to hate me to hate me is to not know me at all
It wasn't supposed to make sense. Wisdom is as wisdom does.
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12913, U of MN lecture anytime soon? Posted by guest, Mon Feb-04-02 10:30 AM
AIM: Mindsexiest777
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12914, 3 things.... Posted by DawgEatah, Mon Feb-04-02 10:49 AM
1) Great Job. Definitely the best comic to grace the local funny papers since Far Side.
2) Whassup with the Asian DJ caharacter... Always looking for some representation and just wondering if you ever planned on bringing him back.
3) Whassup with Merchandise? Any Boondocks T-shirts on the way????
Maintain and Continue, Dawg
**************************************************************** The only true currency in this bankrupt world is what we share with someone else when we're uncool. -Almost Famous
What ya gonna do? Exactly what I thought- Nothin'/In the sport of Frontin'/you the undisputed champion/i'm in a class you can't be in/ my words are flesh like Jesus the Aquarian...
You stoppin us/is propoterous/like an androgenous/mysogynist/you comin to me at the wrong time/when i'm in my prime/like optimus.
-Talib
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12915, Rockstar Games says "hey" Posted by DaFlashman, Mon Feb-04-02 12:42 PM
They loved your series on Grand Theft Auto 3. Peace be from a long-time fan (and a man who should have heeded your sage advice four years ago but had to learn SOME shit the hard way).
-- "Besides, what is beer but steak in a glass?" -> shockzilla(OK) "Do you get drunk off that Not2Bright whiskey often?" -> krylonwifey1979 * http://www.ohhla.com - "Lyrics to Go" * http://www.RapReviews.com - the real deal!
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12916, Won't the real Aa'n Gruger please stand up...?!. Posted by enjambment, Tue Feb-05-02 05:17 AM
...STOP THE PRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...those are not the words of Aaron Mcgruger ...that you see to the list of "BOONDOCK QUESTION" ...Aaron McGruger has been under a lot of stress recently ...to the point wghere he has even been contimplating... ..."Faking his own press"... ...AY URGE YOU ...DON'T BE FOOLED BY IMITATIONS
...Aaron McGruger would never say those things ...which you've just read
...and wghat a frivolous attempt at impersonation... ...(such limitation)
...there has been a sweeping upsurgence ...by an underground anti-draft committe ...to dethrone the "Kink of Comic Strips" ...many have set out to tarnish one oh hip-hop's ...most lamb-inated images
...luckily ay got here just in the niqk of time
..."Wgho am ay?"
..."Ay am Aaron McGruger's dry cleaner."
..."Ay have the final say so ...in wghich strips get passed and wghich get trashed" ...a priviledge afforded me for the tidious job ...of piqking thousands of kuk-a-bugs ...off of Mr. McGruger's cashmiere sweater's"
...AY HOLD THE TRUE MCGRUGER ANSWERS ...and ay would like the opportunity to set ...the o.k. family on the right strip
1)When's the show coming on?
(tram) No one wants to see the Aaron McGruger show. The strip is phat just like it is. Watch reruns of "The P.J.'s" if you feel the need to squeeze any more life out of my strip.
2)What's with the website?
(tram) The website is taking a baqk seat to the "Boondoqk's Kiqk-off bash". Held anually the get-it-together will introduce "third word americans" to latest advancements in technology and "bite-sized politics"...but eat before arriving. Boondoqks is not here to force-feed. Boondoqks is here to inform.
3)How do we get in touch with you?
(tram) Aaron McGruger can not possibly answer all of a political fanbases mail though an email address (Boonmail@boondoqks.net) is at mine and your disposal. Meaning pertinent information may or may not reach me, Aaron, Mcgruger, but a direct email address has been provided for those fans, supporters, critics who feel their opinions a just a touch above the norm and a little more important than the general public - those that consider guestbooks "polyester software". Word from Aaron McGuger to the wise: "If you want to be heard, be my guest..". Just remember "I don't want to hear it, if my public doesn't"
{TO BE CONTINUED...}
4)Will there be a Boondocks movie?
5)When's the third book coming out?
6)Are you single?
7)Okay - you don't read fanmail and you don't update your website - you basically don't care about your fans, do you?
8)Nas or Jay-Z?
9)Didn't you used to post as FreeHuey?
10)What do you think about The Roots with Jay-Z?
11)Alicia Keys or India Irie?
12)What's up with Rhome?
13)Do you really think you are the voice of young blaqk America, as the media has sometimes referred to you?
14)Are you really one of People's Most Eligible Bachelors?
15)Did it improve your social life even a little bit?
16)Seriously, i mean...being on the bachelor's list - you must have been swimming in honeys, right?
----------------------------------------(-)po1 Ay post beqause aym honored on your breakfast toast--enjambment (orizit) izitmi... izit... izi...
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12917, RE: Won't the real Aa'n Gruger please stand up...?!. Posted by enjambment, Wed Feb-06-02 05:16 AM
>...STOP THE PRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! > >...those are not the words of >Aaron Mcgruger >...that you see to the list >of "BOONDOCK QUESTION" >...Aaron McGruger has been under a >lot of stress recently >...to the point wghere he has >even been contimplating... >..."Faking his own press"... >...AY URGE YOU >...DON'T BE FOOLED BY IMITATIONS > >...Aaron McGruger would never say those >things >...which you've just read > >...and wghat a frivolous attempt at >impersonation... >...(such limitation) > >...there has been a sweeping upsurgence > >...by an underground anti-draft committe >...to dethrone the "Kink of Comic >Strips" >...many have set out to tarnish >one oh hip-hop's >...most lamb-inated images > >...luckily ay got here just in >the niqk of time > >..."Wgho am ay?" > >..."Ay am Aaron McGruger's dry cleaner." > > >..."Ay have the final say so > >...in wghich strips get passed and >wghich get trashed" >...a priviledge afforded me for the >tidious job >...of piqking thousands of kuk-a-bugs >...off of Mr. McGruger's cashmiere sweater's" > > >...AY HOLD THE TRUE MCGRUGER ANSWERS > >...and ay would like the opportunity >to set >...the o.k. family on the right >strip > >1)When's the show coming on? > >(tram) No one wants to see >the Aaron McGruger show. The >strip is phat just like >it is. Watch reruns of >"The P.J.'s" if you feel >the need to squeeze any >more life out of my >strip. > >2)What's with the website? > >(tram) The website is taking a >baqk seat to the "Boondoqk's >Kiqk-off bash". Held anually the >get-it-together will introduce "third word >americans" to latest advancements in >technology and "bite-sized politics"...but eat >before arriving. Boondoqks is not >here to force-feed. Boondoqks is >here to inform. > > >3)How do we get in touch >with you? > >(tram) Aaron McGruger can not possibly >answer all of a political >fanbases mail though an email >address (Boonmail@boondoqks.net) is at mine >and your disposal. Meaning pertinent >information may or may not >reach me, Aaron, Mcgruger, but >a direct email address has >been provided for those fans, >supporters, critics who feel their >opinions a just a touch >above the norm and a >little more important than the >general public - those that >consider guestbooks "polyester software". Word >from Aaron McGuger to the >wise: "If you want to >be heard, be my guest..". >Just remember "I don't want >to hear it, if my >public doesn't" > > {CONTINUATION OF OUR REGULARLLY SCHEDULED BOONCAST}
4)Will there be a Boondocks movie?
There will be Boondoqks: The Movement. Coming to a horse near water.
5)When's the third book coming out?
When the "Third Word" population strategically separates society from the plague of "detested guests" i've so diligently listed in a readily easily accescible "hate book". I've done the duty of drawing the "unseen hands" off the birds in the bush. It is up to the public to annihilate their codes of honor on site.
6)Are you single?
Single and mur~r~red.
7)Okay - you don't read fanmail and you don't update your website - you basically don't care about your fans, do you?
I've compiled an assembly of jerks into a single composite care of a "hate book". "Hey young world...do you want more?"
8)Nas or Jay-Z?
The one who keeps good head on his own shoulders.
9)Didn't you used to post as FreeHuey?
Still, does, now.
10)What do you think about The Roots with Jay-Z?
Phila-pro-lifia volume: vile.
11)Alicia Keys or India Irie?
"She who tunes finest..."
12)What's up with Rhome?
Rhome?
13)Do you really think you are the voice of young blaqk America, as the media has sometimes referred to you?
Yes, i think. Yes i am. In fact i have always done that and my being, my voice, is affirmative. Color and time is not my enemy yet i am fully aware of the wages of war that time and color hold: Ignorance, blindness, as well as the absence of mercy. "And I assure the people that I, Aaron, McGruger, would never, ever, eeever 'inhale a pretlze (?) ...pretzle'!"
14)Are you really one of People's Most Eligible Bachelors?
...Rhome is.
15)Did it improve your social life even a little bit?
"You have the right to keep a pen on you at all times..."
16)Seriously, i mean...being on the bachelor's list - you must have been swimming in honeys, right?
"...you have a right to. . ."
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