Marshall Chess, president of Chess records, is amazed by a lifelike Common statue at the newly opened Okayplayer Wax Museum.

Asked of his thoughts on the statue, the senile record exec blurted out, "Choy-yo-yoing, Choy-yo-yoing, Choy-yo-yoinnng!"



"I got into hip hop when I
first ordered Wu-Tang Forever
from my Dad's Columbia House
music catalog" (c) JRennolds