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Just what the heck is this guy up in Commons ear yappin about...?

Keep the caption LESS than 2 sentences... and get as wild as ya want. you know how we do (... like you'd be gaurded or use discretion ANYway. lol)

Let's keep having a good time.....

B.Kyle

i will trap him....AND FREEZE GOTHAM CITY!!!!!!



song line: So! I love you forever, cause you’ve earned my love. And I just wanna say it’s because of you, I’ve wizened up.

i can't believe he/she said that shit:

"i never get how it came to be that replying equals caring. it so doesn't. that's like saying fucking equals caring."
-Hot_Damali

"u no yo asses kuntrey, don't be lookenroun"
-steve harvey

okpre_atl@hotmail.com
http://reunion.kodefendant.com

are going clothes shopping, wanna come?



my dick. there it is. you're looking at it.




"IT WAS A FOOT MASSAGE, A FOOT MASSAGE IS NOTHING. I GIVE MY MOTHER A FOOT MASSAGE."

"it's laying your hand in a familiar way on marcellus's new wife. i mean, is it as bad as eating her pussy out? no. but it's the same fucking ballpark."

"WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, STOP RIGHT THERE. EATING A BITCH OUT AND GIVING A BITCH A FOOT MASSAGE AIN'T EVEN THE SAME FUCKING THING."

"it's not. it's the same ballpark."

"AIN'T NO FUCKING BALLPARK NEITHER. NOW LOOK MAYBE YOUR METHOD OF MASSAGE DIFFERS FROM MINE. BUT YOU KNOW TOUCHING HIS WIFE'S FEET AND STICKING YOUR TOUNGE IN THE HOLIEST OF HOLIES AIN'T THE SAME FUCKING BALLPARK, IT AIN'T THE SAME LEAGUE, IT AIN'T EVEN THE SAME FUCKING SPORT. LOOK FOOT MASSAGES DON'T MEAN SHIT."

"have you ever given a foot massage?"

"DON'T BE TELLING ME ABOUT FOOT MASSAGES, I AM THE FOOT FUCKING MASTER."

"you've given alot of them?"

"SHIT YEAH, GOT MY TECHNIQUE DOWN AND EVERYTHING. DON'T BE TICKLING OR NOTHING."

"would you give a guy a foot massage?"

(pause)

"FUCK YOU"

"you give them alot?"

"FUCK YOU"

"you know i am kind of tired, i could use a foot massage myself."

"YO, YO, YO MAN..YOU BEST BACK OFF. I AM GETTING ALITTLE PISSED HERE."

lol.

Cornbread, gee me back my hat.

his breath stinks more than his business deals?"

n/m

its stupid but thats the firs thing i thought he was seriously asking.ha..1

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*my avatar* i think i found my new wife! she is from American Idol...but Tamyra Gray is still sexy as fuck...ahh geeese..*hangs head cause he watches the show*..lol

*ROTATE-TO-THE-TION*
J-Live "The 4th 3rd"
Ras Kass "Golden Child (Primo Remix)"
Lacksidaisycal "Nothing Going On"

Heinz Moleman!

Like Chocolate for Vanilla!! Think of the marketing possibilities! Is Jungle Fever outta style yet?"

n/m

Where do you get your hats?

.

n/m

Sign~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pisces is called the Poet of the Zodiac for its dreamy, impressionistic view of the world, its romantic, idealistic ways and desires. As ruled by Neptune, the Planet of Illusion, those born under the Pisces influence tend to live inside their own minds a great deal of the time and have a largely subjective point of view. Pisces is deeply emotional and intuitive, often even psychic; it is a loving, giving and rather passive Sign with a real sense of the mystical side of life. Pisces has tremendous resources of empathy and compassion for others; the trouble is, with so much trouble remaining objective, Pisces may give far too much of itself to someone who is simply playing on its sympathy. This is Pisces? first Karmic task: To erect solid boundaries as a prevention against allowing all personal energy to be drained by serving others' needs, filling up others' voids and playing into others' sob stories.

Aquarius is the most progressive Sign of the Zodiac; ruled by Uranus, the Planet of Rebellion, Aquarius is never satisfied with the status quo and is always forward-thinking, finding creative, innovative ways to improve things. Its other ruling Planet, Saturn, lends it the hardworking sensibility needed to turn those ideas into tangible, concrete results.

;0

lmao!

And it ain't no time for no shecky shecky...

And it ain't no time for no shecky shecky...

bingo!

since my wittyness (is that a word?) is drained to come up w/ one of my own

"I've already got your one shoe, don't make me come for the other."

I vote for #1, fucking hysterical.

nice one.

OK, for the last time, stop taking my wife's clothes from off the line.

song line: So! I love you forever, cause you’ve earned my love. And I just wanna say it’s because of you, I’ve wizened up.

i can't believe he/she said that shit:

"i never get how it came to be that replying equals caring. it so doesn't. that's like saying fucking equals caring."
-Hot_Damali

"u no yo asses kuntrey, don't be lookenroun"
-steve harvey

okpre_atl@hotmail.com
http://reunion.kodefendant.com

i like this too

Seen here caressing Common's knee as his mental condition worsens, Charleton Heston finds himself more and more willing to experiment with new things...

too funny....he is fingering his knee, isn't he! DAMN!

Hi! I'm Jack Kevorkian. You look down, and I have the perfect way to make sure people stop effing with you. We can make it into your last music video.

.

"thats shit your doin' aint hip hop"

where are these "coffee shop chicks" at?

Ja Rule is as "real" as Talib Kweli--

:Booten Lee Fonsworth

This is a business---don't forget that
:BKyle

but eff a bread.
only bread i love is money.

:?uestlove

Due to yesterday's brief hiatus from the world wide web, I'm sure your level of productivity at home, school, or the office reached an all time high.

: Bkyle, not ?uestlove as previously mentioned. sorry

"i have no guilt whatsoever asking for one legged hookers with an iq above room tempeture."

-mr. thompson


"If somebody told me I had only one hour to live, I'd spend it choking a white man. I'd do it nice and slow."

- Miles Davis


“Gotta have Black Thought and sorta B like Malik,
So don't Question a Brother, to the Roots I get deep”

-Common

"...shit I'm losing brain power."---a high Shinobi Shaw

God is Pro-Life

.

"...shit I'm losing brain power."---a high Shinobi Shaw

God is Pro-Life

with coffee shop chicks and white dudes?"

good one

haha!

Haxwell.


"Because I LIKE smoking. I like smoke more than air. I'd smoke in my sleep if I could." - that one russian dude in XXX

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1. Creativity and innovation always build on the past.
2. The past always tries to control the creativity that builds on it.
3. Free societies enable the future by limiting the past.
4. Ours is a less and less free society.

- Lawrence Lessig

Sir, I told you Prince leaves his donations at the Goodwill on 112th street.

*feels on com's hat* This is beautiful, what is it? izness?

oh wait, thats right its not BKYLE in that pic talking..lol..1

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*my avatar* i think i found my new wife! she is from American Idol...but Tamyra Gray is still sexy as fuck...ahh geeese..*hangs head cause he watches the show*..lol

*ROTATE-TO-THE-TION*
J-Live "The 4th 3rd"
Ras Kass "Golden Child (Primo Remix)"
Lacksidaisycal "Nothing Going On"

Heinz Moleman!

okay thats 3 im fucking bored as fuck...maybe i should go back to work..siike.1

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*my avatar* i think i found my new wife! she is from American Idol...but Tamyra Gray is still sexy as fuck...ahh geeese..*hangs head cause he watches the show*..lol

*ROTATE-TO-THE-TION*
J-Live "The 4th 3rd"
Ras Kass "Golden Child (Primo Remix)"
Lacksidaisycal "Nothing Going On"

Heinz Moleman!

?

"does me touching your knee make you uncomfortable?"

Can i have my hat back,you borrow too much of my clothes!

"so who idea was it for you to wear the prince reject rags for one world magazine"

I'm sorry brother, but they're outta sprinkles!

"I did invent the q-tip! I swear!"

*********************
DAMN! DAMN! DAAAAAAAMN!!!
**********************

Retirement Update:

365 days to go....I am oh, so weak.

so c'mon com you and me we can do this. You think Nelly and eminem are big...we could be Colossal. You think about it and get back to me.

that you can't go into the back of the store! We'll get those new donations on the racks soon enough!!

smoke, drink, and fornicate like any good MC would.

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Sign~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pisces is called the Poet of the Zodiac for its dreamy, impressionistic view of the world, its romantic, idealistic ways and desires. As ruled by Neptune, the Planet of Illusion, those born under the Pisces influence tend to live inside their own minds a great deal of the time and have a largely subjective point of view. Pisces is deeply emotional and intuitive, often even psychic; it is a loving, giving and rather passive Sign with a real sense of the mystical side of life. Pisces has tremendous resources of empathy and compassion for others; the trouble is, with so much trouble remaining objective, Pisces may give far too much of itself to someone who is simply playing on its sympathy. This is Pisces? first Karmic task: To erect solid boundaries as a prevention against allowing all personal energy to be drained by serving others' needs, filling up others' voids and playing into others' sob stories.

Aquarius is the most progressive Sign of the Zodiac; ruled by Uranus, the Planet of Rebellion, Aquarius is never satisfied with the status quo and is always forward-thinking, finding creative, innovative ways to improve things. Its other ruling Planet, Saturn, lends it the hardworking sensibility needed to turn those ideas into tangible, concrete results.

"I know the pussy is good, but Elton John looks manlier than you. You gotta stay outta her closet!"
__________________________________________________
There are millions of stars, but only one Sun.
J-Sun, Professional Weed Smoker

"my eyes are bloodshot like a crip set" - Copywrite

"I'm beyond high...... I'm your highness!" - a friend

"With cannabis, you can have one joint and two people, and you get higher than if one of you smokes it. It just works that way. And if you share it with six people, you'll still get higher than if just one person smokes it himself.
There's a real gentle ritual, in that it gets passed from hand to hand with the gesture of "I'm passing something precious, and we're sharing communion with it." You can look around and recognize yourself in every eye you look at. And you begin to realize that it's not some once-in-a-lifetime revelation you get to experience the One, but it's the daily bread- it's what makes it possible for us to make it on the planet, that we can look around and catch somebody's eye and know that we're all really in this together" - "Cannabis Spirituality" by Stephen Gaskin

n/m

"There are times, when I can't hear someoneeeeeeee"

my favorite so far.

Peace,
Illnes

"okayplayer.com is my girl's gynecologist." - theprofessional.

Top 5 Elements from Herbie Hancock's Head Hunters album

Crazy bird-like clavinet noises on "Chameleon."

"Watermelon" before the drums drop in.

The theme before the tempo changes in "Sly." "Boowwwwwweeeeee"

Stereo interplay on "Sly."

"Vein Melter."

"The real money is in gay porn!"
__________________________________________________
There are millions of stars, but only one Sun.
J-Sun, Professional Weed Smoker

"my eyes are bloodshot like a crip set" - Copywrite

"I'm beyond high...... I'm your highness!" - a friend

"With cannabis, you can have one joint and two people, and you get higher than if one of you smokes it. It just works that way. And if you share it with six people, you'll still get higher than if just one person smokes it himself.
There's a real gentle ritual, in that it gets passed from hand to hand with the gesture of "I'm passing something precious, and we're sharing communion with it." You can look around and recognize yourself in every eye you look at. And you begin to realize that it's not some once-in-a-lifetime revelation you get to experience the One, but it's the daily bread- it's what makes it possible for us to make it on the planet, that we can look around and catch somebody's eye and know that we're all really in this together" - "Cannabis Spirituality" by Stephen Gaskin

I'm out like a QP on a Saturday night.

Not compassionate only polite (but who the nicest);
Not good but well behaved,
Chasin after death so we can call ourself brave,
Still livin like mental slaves.
- Mos Def & Talib Kweli

If REVOLUTION had a movie, I'd be theme music;
My style of music you can eith fight, fcuk, or dream to it.
- Common

"Wait, Wait...Before you put that other earplug in, give me a chance buddy,let me sing the hook for you one more time"

white man:(sings)ebony and ivory live together in perfect harmony

com: man, I told you I ain't feeling no remake

white man: come on man, you put a dope rhyme in right after I sing the hook. It will be...how do you guys say it...yeah, dope

com: security!!!!

"Either you get outta my chair or I'll shove that goofy hat straight up your ass"
__________________________________________________
There are millions of stars, but only one Sun.
J-Sun, Professional Weed Smoker

"my eyes are bloodshot like a crip set" - Copywrite

"I'm beyond high...... I'm your highness!" - a friend

"With cannabis, you can have one joint and two people, and you get higher than if one of you smokes it. It just works that way. And if you share it with six people, you'll still get higher than if just one person smokes it himself.
There's a real gentle ritual, in that it gets passed from hand to hand with the gesture of "I'm passing something precious, and we're sharing communion with it." You can look around and recognize yourself in every eye you look at. And you begin to realize that it's not some once-in-a-lifetime revelation you get to experience the One, but it's the daily bread- it's what makes it possible for us to make it on the planet, that we can look around and catch somebody's eye and know that we're all really in this together" - "Cannabis Spirituality" by Stephen Gaskin

good one

I can fill in for Pops on the next Pop's Rap!

Just joking.



"Your thoughts determine your actions. Your actions determine your habits. Your habits determine your character. And your character gives birth to your destiny." ...Unknown

"Your thoughts determine your actions. Your actions determine your habits. Your habits determine your character. And your character gives birth to your destiny." ...Unknown

.

" I aught ta kick your ass my damn self, whaddaya mean you don't like white people?"

"Dawg, I know where all the fine biatches is at!"

"Well I be god damn, it's Jimmy Walker!!"

Like Water for Chocolate was a subpar effort I'm going to kick his teeth out."

"It's me... No I.D.!"
__________________________________________________
There are millions of stars, but only one Sun.
J-Sun, Professional Weed Smoker

"my eyes are bloodshot like a crip set" - Copywrite

"I'm beyond high...... I'm your highness!" - a friend

"With cannabis, you can have one joint and two people, and you get higher than if one of you smokes it. It just works that way. And if you share it with six people, you'll still get higher than if just one person smokes it himself.
There's a real gentle ritual, in that it gets passed from hand to hand with the gesture of "I'm passing something precious, and we're sharing communion with it." You can look around and recognize yourself in every eye you look at. And you begin to realize that it's not some once-in-a-lifetime revelation you get to experience the One, but it's the daily bread- it's what makes it possible for us to make it on the planet, that we can look around and catch somebody's eye and know that we're all really in this together" - "Cannabis Spirituality" by Stephen Gaskin

"Yes, yes sir - I AM with the IRS. But I really JUST want your autograph this time - I promise!"

I want my bowling shirt back, my wrist bands, my linen pants, my Guatamalan Barber Shop Shirt, my plaid checkered hat, and pants combo... I want...

..im the new musician of the Soulquarians, how do u do?...ummm hello?"

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*my avatar* i think i found my new wife! she is from American Idol...but Tamyra Gray is still sexy as fuck...ahh geeese..*hangs head cause he watches the show*..lol

*ROTATE-TO-THE-TION*
J-Live "The 4th 3rd"
Ras Kass "Golden Child (Primo Remix)"
Lacksidaisycal "Nothing Going On"

Heinz Moleman!

thats from Dave Chapelle..lol..1

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*my avatar* i think i found my new wife! she is from American Idol...but Tamyra Gray is still sexy as fuck...ahh geeese..*hangs head cause he watches the show*..lol

*ROTATE-TO-THE-TION*
J-Live "The 4th 3rd"
Ras Kass "Golden Child (Primo Remix)"
Lacksidaisycal "Nothing Going On"

Heinz Moleman!

-

!

....senile, and have thinning hair; But even I wouldn't wear THAT hat!!!

So Eriq, are coming back to ER??

!

.
__________________________________________________
There are millions of stars, but only one Sun.
J-Sun, Professional Weed Smoker

"my eyes are bloodshot like a crip set" - Copywrite

"I'm beyond high...... I'm your highness!" - a friend

"With cannabis, you can have one joint and two people, and you get higher than if one of you smokes it. It just works that way. And if you share it with six people, you'll still get higher than if just one person smokes it himself.
There's a real gentle ritual, in that it gets passed from hand to hand with the gesture of "I'm passing something precious, and we're sharing communion with it." You can look around and recognize yourself in every eye you look at. And you begin to realize that it's not some once-in-a-lifetime revelation you get to experience the One, but it's the daily bread- it's what makes it possible for us to make it on the planet, that we can look around and catch somebody's eye and know that we're all really in this together" - "Cannabis Spirituality" by Stephen Gaskin

!

((So the gentleman, fresh out of the barber's chair looks at
Hip-Hop's 'Peetie Wheat-straw and says...))

..."IF I SAID IT ONCE.. I'VE SAID IT TOTALLY..
...YOU CAN'T CUT NO KOBE BRYANT 'FRO.. WITH A FLO-BEE..
...IT'S NO-CAN-DEE!!!"

..."..AND IF YOU TELL ME OTHERWISE PETE..
...I'LL SMAQK YOU OUT THAT SEAT..
...MAN IT'S NO.. CAN.. DEE!!!"

"...when you say 'Act like ya know, Bitch, I'm on some grown shit...' That's my SHIT, yo!"
___________________________________________________
"Trick love da kids!"
-Trick Daddy

"WHAT!?"
-Stone Cold Steve Austin

"God Bless The Microphone."
-Pete Rock

"...How's it feel to be me?"
-Eddie King, Jr. (NOT 'KANE')

[]

---------------------------(*)----------------------
"If you DON'T believe in God, you better be right!"-Me

"Thank you, Common sir, and Ah-Salaam-A-Bacon to you too."
___________________________________________________
"Trick love da kids!"
-Trick Daddy

"WHAT!?"
-Stone Cold Steve Austin

"God Bless The Microphone."
-Pete Rock

"...How's it feel to be me?"
-Eddie King, Jr. (NOT 'KANE')

ya get it? Mr. Common? ya get it? That was genious. You should be doing stuff like that? I'm telling you. Platinum, for sure."

"i got skills too. check it… a hip, a hop, hipby, hipby, hipby hip hop you don' stop…

"Those are my cabana clothes!!!"
__________________________________________________
There are millions of stars, but only one Sun.
J-Sun, Professional Weed Smoker

"my eyes are bloodshot like a crip set" - Copywrite

"I'm beyond high...... I'm your highness!" - a friend

"With cannabis, you can have one joint and two people, and you get higher than if one of you smokes it. It just works that way. And if you share it with six people, you'll still get higher than if just one person smokes it himself.
There's a real gentle ritual, in that it gets passed from hand to hand with the gesture of "I'm passing something precious, and we're sharing communion with it." You can look around and recognize yourself in every eye you look at. And you begin to realize that it's not some once-in-a-lifetime revelation you get to experience the One, but it's the daily bread- it's what makes it possible for us to make it on the planet, that we can look around and catch somebody's eye and know that we're all really in this together" - "Cannabis Spirituality" by Stephen Gaskin

"i know i look white, but i think black"

peace.

'and where is my Hindu hat? Huh? OHhhh... soooo your quiet now huh?! My Hindu Hat!! I'm Not LEAVING UNTIL YOU GIVE BACK MY FRIGGIN HINDU HAT!!!!'

B.Kyle u want me to pose like this so u can put a caption right?"

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*my avatar* i think i found my new wife! she is from American Idol...but Tamyra Gray is still sexy as fuck...ahh geeese..*hangs head cause he watches the show*..lol

*ROTATE-TO-THE-TION*
J-Live "The 4th 3rd"
Ras Kass "Golden Child (Primo Remix)"
Lacksidaisycal "Nothing Going On"

Heinz Moleman!

Dog, stop dressing funny. They clown the hell out of me at the Senior Home whenever I play one of your joints.
--

Turkeybutts, pick em' up! *DING*

le'go of the hat Com...Common...Gimme it!!

"You actually have to BE homeless to get the free buffet...just LOOKing like it doesn't count."

so are you the MARIJUANA MAN on this tour? Ya Know WEEEEEEDDDDD,
uh... how do you say.... CHRONIC? Da Bomb? Smokey Smoke? The OOOWEEEE! Yeah that's it the OOOOWWWEEEE!? Grass? Pot? STICKY ICKY???

we can even go timetravelin....

BACK TO THE FUTURE!

*And as dude says this his bref reaks of sweaty balls & body secretions causing Com to tilt his head away blocking the vicious aroma with his hand.*

K.i.D "My son have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?"



#59 good shit funny as hell

hey young boy, i noticed you noticing me, and i thought i'd put you on notice that i noticed you too






I was formerly thenextbestthing if you were wondering.

My name is in the middle if equality~ Talib Kweli

Slow up ak before you get dropped and closed like a caption~Black Thought

So many people focusin on black people extermination, but we keep it balanced with that knowledge of self determination~Talib Kweli in Blackstar
Check out Soulive:Next Ya'll!

onna those white dudes in the coffeeshop. You make som'n of it?!

"hey Com.. don't get all Rosa Parks with me.. you know you ain't s'posed to be sittin' here.. so scoot over.."

LL did it, Rah Digga did it, Busta's doing it, and Ice Cube has a new career at it. I can see it in lights Common stars in Shaft Goes to Africa !!!! Just sign right here.

LL did it, Rah Digga did it, Busta's doing it, and Ice Cube has a new career at it. I can see it in lights Common stars in Shaft Goes to Africa !!!! Just sign right here.

Aw C'mon! Tappin Jon! The master of the Jazz Slide and Tap?!?
Ya know... SLLLLIIIIIIDDDDEEEEEE AND TAP? C'monnnnnnnnn!!!

yup

JUS ONE MORE TIME?? PLEASE? PLEASE? PRETTY PLEASE? THE BACKSPIN JUST ONE MORE TIME!! SHIT THEN i'LL DO IT AND WONT GET CAUGHT UP IN THE WIRES LIKE YOU DID AT THE 9:30 CLUB FOR THE $2 BILL SHOW!!!

Give me the passcode or they all die! They all die I SAY!!!!

Okay, so I grew up in a wealthy house hold with both parents, went to private school and have absolutely no idea who this Afica Bambata guy is. I'm the A&R and I a more thugged out approach will work better for your mass appeal.

You are calling your LP "Electric Circus"?? THATs not a album title Well in my day in Chess Records we called albums like "Pigmeat Ribeye sings the Poor Blues" Electric Circus I dunno fella thats a little hokey.

Uhhh...Mr. Sense. Think I'd look freaky...in outfits...by Chaka Givens?

miscellaneous caucasin: "godammit man don't you want to go platinum, look at these projected sales. electric circus my ass, call it "cotton candy ho's"!!
common: yeah i saw a platinum chain i wanted to get, it was looking real sweet...

"born alone, die alone no crew to keep my crown or throne." nas

but I'd like my car now. It's the baby blue caddy with the fuzzy dice in the mirror.

"You're in my fucking seat"

"Ok you got me. My mouth was open"

"Poop! No I think you shit"

suck your dick, i got two cheeseburgers"

Common being lectured on the virtures of making a hit album and seeking out a new look by a newly invigorated Papa Smurf.

lets battle.?



nov.81

Boy you're still the same right down to the clothes.

"Come on, man. Gary Busey. You HAVE TO recognize me. I played Buddy Holly goddammit!!"

Peace-Like Stylie,
J-Bird

"Square: The shape of evil"

"Life separates us with its apparently casual happenstance, and when one day we shake our heads as if waking from a reverie, our friends have become strangers and can't be retrieved." - Salman Rushdie

"Every time you inhale, imagine it's the first breath you've ever taken. Every time you exhale, imagine it's the last breath you'll ever take."

"c'mon, I'll sucks yo' dick!"

Its still summer time right? So why the wool hat and long sleeve shirt? Is it a black thing? :)

'who the hell is tyrone and why does your girl keep telling my wife to call him?'

"all I'm sayin is maybe the army isn't so bad, ya get a cot, 3 meals a day, and ya get to kill all day long!"

.................................................................
I was playin that 20 years before it was called "rock&roll" Fats Domino

"if god did not exist it would be neccesary to invent him" ??????



"lets go skiing!" Sonny Bono

"I'm only america's hero when I'm not in the country" Joe Louis




Killa in Disguise

yall remember that from stakes is high(de la soul)

My grandson has all your records....

somebody had to say it

.

i mean

4real

u aint foolin nobody goshdarnitt

=-=-+-Sigy igGy IgGY IGcky-+-=
' i think i'd greatly enjoy a big sweet one, y'know?
why we cain't get no big sweet ones?'(c)hottlykefiyah





money is not the root of all evil..however, the love for money is

Marshall Chess, president of Chess records, is amazed by a lifelike Common statue at the newly opened Okayplayer Wax Museum.

Asked of his thoughts on the statue, the senile record exec blurted out, "Choy-yo-yoing, Choy-yo-yoing, Choy-yo-yoinnng!"



"I got into hip hop when I
first ordered Wu-Tang Forever
from my Dad's Columbia House
music catalog" (c) JRennolds

but even I know it's waaay too fucking hot outside to keep wearing those wool beanies! Look son, I got a ball cap in my back pocket, it smells like twinkies and wet money, but you can wear it to cool off.

this isn't blackplanet, bitch, g'on head and chill with the "me love you long time" posts (c) CRichMonkey to Child_One

you're killin' 'em, man! http://www.bananaking.net/humor/images/godkills.jpg

"i forgot to wipe......."



>but even I know it's waaay too fucking hot outside to keep
>wearing those wool beanies! Look son, I got a ball cap in
>my back pocket, it smells like twinkies and wet money, but
>you can wear it to cool off.
>
>this isn't blackplanet, bitch, g'on head and chill with the
>"me love you long time" posts (c) CRichMonkey to Child_One
>
>you're killin' 'em, man!
>http://www.bananaking.net/humor/images/godkills.jpg

Do you have any idea how long it would take me to knit a hat like yours? It's a wonder I didn't just take up a bloody sewing class with your grandmother to make the one she made you for myself!

that is that old dude from back to the future. he's trying to talk Common into doing another back to the future.

spinnin in my cd playa: 1. dj jazzy jeff-the magnificent 2. cindy blackman-telepathy

jawjuh man
dutty south native
supreme jedi!

i vote for this one simply because of the visual i get when imagining the old man saying this

just picture it

hillarity

are you wearing a wave cap under your hat??

your penis went off at sound check, sorry for the delay.

"YO, my homie Nas, I loved your work in Illmatic! See, I'm down TOO!"

[]

*in a raspy Jewish voice* The isness... You gotta have the isness

Chess to Common

"Why In the hell did you change youe albums name, WHY COMMON WHY?"

or

"Hey hows your singer girlfriend doing, whats her name, boodoo?"

i'd whoop your ass at NBA LIVE

good one.

I'm out like a QP on a Saturday night.

Not compassionate only polite (but who the nicest);
Not good but well behaved,
Chasin after death so we can call ourself brave,
Still livin like mental slaves.
- Mos Def & Talib Kweli

If REVOLUTION had a movie, I'd be theme music;
My style of music you can eith fight, fcuk, or dream to it.
- Common

No Miller High Life??? You aint got no Miller Highlife?!!!???

whatcha mean no! chuck d's got flava flav and i can bust the stupid dope moves, homey!

Okay, what about O.J.? The bastard did it i tell you!

Yo comm, let me be your hype man. Im telling you i can get the crowd going. I got mad flava kid!

Forget ebony and ivory.What about common and chess? We could be big, Bigger than the backstreet boys and nsync combined.

2.) Say you'll do Naked Gun pt. 7 and I'll leave you alone.
3.) Yo ear, yo knee, feel good jus like me.


"Son I spit butane, burn any bastard you name till I die
And even when I'm maggots, I'ma still be fly." Ras Kass

where the fuck is mosaic??

"on the count of three Com..one..two..three..
That old gray mare h'aint what she usta be...h'aint what she usta be...EVERYBODY!!

::old mans pants fall to half mast exposing extremely overused depends:: NOW THATS ISNESS MOTHERFUCKERS!!

and another...

" cmon boy! get on up..i done seen that roots 2$ bill show..young punks...im fitna show yah how to do a real windmill...cmon...GET UP!!"

i heard you got the hookup on anarexic crackhead lookin bitches who can sing and got kitty so good it will make me dress like a thrift shop fag...can i borrow a dollar for the tip?

i'm evil but i don't give a damn :)

wow!

dang love, i better watch my mouth around you, huh!!

but just didnt have the balls to say it lol you don't have to watch ya mouf round me ;) cuz if u talk outta line, i'll pimp slap you in it for you :) see, i'm always lookin out for YOU! lol

lol. Classic

She sold her car so she could get gas money.

"Can i borrow some melanin?"

But Common you ain't hittin in New York.

Com baby your nothing without the Hammer pants... you gotta have the Hammer pants... hey it worked for Hammer? Right? Right?

.

Man to man: please, tell me - does she really go on & on, or is Badu talkin' doo-doo..?

"Boy I will wup yo young ass........ say sumtin....say sumtin"

aren't you the guy from Miami Vice ?

What are yoouuuuuu doin?

No seriously...I've concealed my identity. C, you gotta believe me.

"Is that velvet?"

"My wife lost a hat, just like that! Where did U find it ? "

Loving another never felt right, until that other was U.

"on the real though, my negro, this mole is my real color, the rest of me is a birthmark...it's some rare shit dawg"

I think I'm havin a heart attack,naw thats just gas,anyway about my hemroids you say hemp oil huh, well okayplayer.
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"America and Isreal are democratic countries, their leaders are elected by the people, so attacks on these people are legitamate." Said today publicly by many higher-ups in France and backed by other enemies of the American people.

I love my country but fear my government, it's capabilities and tendencies. K.i.D.

MassMediaMurderer

they give out (snaps his fingers) just like that.

Ya see what I'm sayin' dawg, you gotta spit it like that...

for a shoe shine, boy?

what did you mean by that????

khimes

"Excuse me sir. It seems some isness has gotten onto your shirt there."

" hey... it's oookaaaaayy, lotsa hip guys are losing their hair
these days. now lets get a look at that melon, eh?"

so wha... your breaking up with me!?!?? YOUR BREAKING UP WITH ME!?!?!?! YOU CAN'T EVEN LOOK ME IN THE EYE CAN YOU??!?!?!

IT'S ME... SHAMMY! YOU KNOW SHAMMY! IT'S ME.... SHAMMY!!!!

VELVET!!!

I'm out like a QP on a Saturday night.

Not compassionate only polite (but who the nicest);
Not good but well behaved,
Chasin after death so we can call ourself brave,
Still livin like mental slaves.
- Mos Def & Talib Kweli

If REVOLUTION had a movie, I'd be theme music;
My style of music you can eith fight, fcuk, or dream to it.
- Common

take the tea cosey off ya head... this time you've gone too far.

>Share your own caption with us...
>
>http://www.okayplayer.com/images/update/upd082102.jpg
>
>Just what the heck is this guy up in Commons ear yappin
>about...?
>
>Keep the caption LESS than 2 sentences... and get as wild as
>ya want. you know how we do (... like you'd be gaurded or
>use discretion ANYway. lol)
>
>Let's keep having a good time.....
>
>B.Kyle

"Friend, you have a .45 automatic on your lap. I've got a 35-millimeter camera on mine-- and I feel my weapon is more powerful than yours."
-Gordon Parks to Black Panther David Hilliard, 1969

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