yes i have an online crush. more than one actually. but if i were there she would be mine. all i'll say is...."Gambit-the x-men". chew on that

i can't believe he/she said that shit:

lay z: what's her number?
lay-z's friend:LOL,770-???-????...LET'S PLAY THE GUESSING GAME. IF YOU GUESS
CORRECTLY I'LL LET YOU SNIFF MY FINGERS AFTER I'VE TOUCHED HER KIDNEY:)

(phone rings)
lay-z: hello.
lay-z's female friend: hey lay. (giggles)
lay z: you got some ass tonight didn't you?
lay z's friend: actually i'm on the bottom right now