*pays half my tab fromlast month*
*Orders pepper soup to clear my throat*
*Argues about sports*
*tries to get african and akon into my latest get rich quick scheme*


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The most perfect relationship I ever had was with a stranger. I love strangers. When I don't know you, I don't know your defects. And you don't know mine. For the brief time we interact, we're flawless. - Jane Borden