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99851, *steps into typical african bar* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 07:50 AM
*sits down*
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99852, *orders beer* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 07:51 AM
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99853, *complains about warm beer* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 10:48 AM
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99854, *listens to the waitress blaming the erratic power supply* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 10:49 AM
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99855, *bitches about power supply and mosqitos biting him when there's no ac* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 10:50 AM
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*TWINNING*
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99856, *makes up acronym for power company* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:04 AM
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*TWINNING*
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99857, N E P A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by melmag, Wed Nov-08-06 01:16 PM
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99858, renamed PHCN by gov "problem has changed name" Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 02:05 PM
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99859, *looks for Ludo partners* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 07:54 AM
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99860, lol. im in. Posted by jolena, Wed Nov-08-06 03:11 PM
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99861, ! Posted by mint_088, Wed Nov-08-06 03:23 PM
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99862, RE: *looks for Ludo partners* Posted by OrangeandBlue, Wed Nov-08-06 07:36 PM
LUDO is the shit .......... When NEPA takes light, bust out the candles, Ludo and dice ...Thats the shit
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99863, *walks past a group of taxi drivers taking their morning drink* Posted by Olu, Wed Nov-08-06 07:55 AM
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99864, RE: *steps into typical african bar* Posted by imperial, Wed Nov-08-06 07:56 AM
*walks in and sits on beer crates*
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99865, * Runs from the police raid*. Posted by AFRICAN, Wed Nov-08-06 07:57 AM
.
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99866, the accra version - *buy them all beer and local gin* Posted by Olu, Wed Nov-08-06 07:59 AM
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99867, *is underage- has chai- (bribe money) ready. Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 08:43 AM
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99868, *Loudly declares his sexual prowess and previous escapades* Posted by AFRICAN, Wed Nov-08-06 07:59 AM
.
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99869, ^^ is known to be friendly with all the local barmaids Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 12:40 PM
but claims to be celibate
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99870, ^^ is not lying. Posted by AFRICAN, Thu Nov-09-06 05:55 AM
we have enlightened discussions after dusk.
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99871, *Doesn't know when to stop* Posted by AFRICAN, Wed Nov-08-06 07:59 AM
.
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99872, *Won't stop until the drinks are finished or money is gone* Posted by AFRICAN, Wed Nov-08-06 08:03 AM
.
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99873, *opens bar tab once the money is gone. (we'll settle end of month, jo) Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 08:44 AM
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99874, *loudly curses out boss and co-workers* Posted by Olu, Wed Nov-08-06 08:01 AM
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99875, *and wife and in-laws and goverment* Posted by AFRICAN, Wed Nov-08-06 08:04 AM
.
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99876, *talks about how mama boi is stressing me out. Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 08:40 AM
and how women of today dontknow their place.
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99877, *is adviced on how to *be a man. Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 08:41 AM
a lion is king of the homestead.
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99878, *punks out and orders "minerals" * Posted by Teknontheou, Wed Nov-08-06 08:03 AM
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99879, *barman laughs in your face, calls you a child* Posted by Olu, Wed Nov-08-06 08:56 AM
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99880, *proudly massages beer gut/sign of wealth Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 08:39 AM
i love this post already.
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99881, *flirts with fat barmaid. so does everyone else. Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 08:39 AM
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99882, *ignores her moustache and makes jokes about paying her bride price* Posted by Olu, Wed Nov-08-06 08:58 AM
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99883, *slaps fat barmaids round bottom. where's my drink, bwana? Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 09:04 AM
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99884, *sits on hard plastic cracked chair Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 08:42 AM
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99885, *orders roast goat meat (nyamachoma) and kachumbari Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 08:44 AM
and a side of ugali
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99886, *asks for an illicit brew. Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 08:46 AM
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99887, *orders 'bongo, olu and AFRICAN a round... 's more wherethatcamefrom Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 08:53 AM
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99888, Quickly grabs beer before you change your mind* Posted by Olu, Wed Nov-08-06 09:04 AM
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99889, *bloodyfucken, the next round is on you, bredda. Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 09:13 AM
(is bloodyfukin only a curse word in kenya?)
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99890, *Accepts* Posted by AFRICAN, Thu Nov-09-06 05:17 AM
.
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99891, *young boy comes in peddling useless wares and trinkets Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 08:59 AM
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99892, *plays marley on jukebox* Posted by Binlahab, Wed Nov-08-06 09:14 AM
would there be a jukebox?
yours- Bin "Freshly Snipes" Lahab
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99893, *plays mario, by franko luambo makiadi. mbilia bel is next Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 09:17 AM
sings along while slurring
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99894, *olu requests some high life Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 09:19 AM
it's not the 70's bwana..
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99895, *has to settle for Reggie Rockstone* Posted by Teknontheou, Wed Nov-08-06 10:53 AM
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99896, kanda bongo man and some koffi, papa wemba Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 09:22 AM
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99897, Papa Wemba!! Posted by kiko_thedopeshow, Wed Nov-08-06 10:03 AM
I only know this cuz I watched "La Vie es Belle"
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99898, *searches feverishly for some Thu-Zahina* Posted by Teknontheou, Wed Nov-08-06 10:49 AM
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99899, *sweats* Posted by arrojenkins, Wed Nov-08-06 09:23 AM
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99900, *maybe bongo and african disappeared with those heavily made up women? Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 09:23 AM
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99901, I hope they bought condoms then Posted by Olu, Wed Nov-08-06 10:24 AM
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99902, *can smell the pit latrine from over here. Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 09:29 AM
local bars, shit.
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99903, houseflys the size of japanese hornets surround the place* Posted by melmag, Wed Nov-08-06 01:21 PM
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99904, *walks in with esusu money* Posted by unfukwitable, Wed Nov-08-06 09:52 AM
*pays half my tab fromlast month* *Orders pepper soup to clear my throat* *Argues about sports* *tries to get african and akon into my latest get rich quick scheme*
======================================= The most perfect relationship I ever had was with a stranger. I love strangers. When I don't know you, I don't know your defects. And you don't know mine. For the brief time we interact, we're flawless. - Jane Borden
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99905, *sports argument is dominated by english soccer* Posted by Olu, Wed Nov-08-06 09:58 AM
and africans clowning each other's national teams
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99906, *listens intently to scheme lamenting on constantly beingbroke Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 09:58 AM
*im going to kill my landlord if he keeps asking for rent, i swear
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99907, *Not too drunk to fall for the oldest trick in the book* Posted by AFRICAN, Thu Nov-09-06 05:20 AM
.
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99908, *orders coca cola, opens bottle of johnnie walker bought at the barracks Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 09:56 AM
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99909, *hears outdated rap music that everyone thinks is new* Posted by Vex_id, Wed Nov-08-06 10:09 AM
------------------- www.myspace.com/davidmath
black whip pull up to the club to bag chicks, still wise intelligent weeded and half-rich, run all the clothes off the poles in Saks-Fifth, and i'ont eat pork enzymes or catfish
(c) Hell Razah
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99910, *staresat the mzungu. speaks heavily accented, 'queen's english' Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 10:13 AM
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99911, *cops 100 schilling of miraa before hailing matatu* Posted by Vex_id, Wed Nov-08-06 10:29 AM
------------------- www.myspace.com/davidmath
black whip pull up to the club to bag chicks, still wise intelligent weeded and half-rich, run all the clothes off the poles in Saks-Fifth, and i'ont eat pork enzymes or catfish
(c) Hell Razah
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99912, *buys big G chewing gum to go with that miraa. oh and a fanta Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 10:57 AM
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99913, This post is awesome. Posted by Bridgetown, Wed Nov-08-06 10:20 AM
--Maurice
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99914, *shops* *manages to come out the bar with: Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 10:42 AM
a new shirt chinese-made clippers socks some fresh fish a bootleg Franco best of
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*TWINNING*
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99915, and phone credit and some mangoes and some aphrodisiac chinese pill Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 10:51 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99916, *adds engine oil and fresh peper to shopping card after wife's phonecall* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:52 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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99917, *asks if they were also selling dried/smoked fish Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:53 AM
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99918, *buys cigarettes one by one* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:57 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99919, *buys half loaf of bread (used to call it boflo) Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 12:15 PM
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99920, and five cubes of sugar & cashew nuts for his garri Posted by melmag, Wed Nov-08-06 03:43 PM
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99921, *covers glass with the thing you put the glass on to avoid flees* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 10:43 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
http://bongodoesnollywood.blogspot.com/
http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99922, *says women are big spenders while ordering another round of beer* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 10:44 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
http://bongodoesnollywood.blogspot.com/
http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99923, drunk guy insults a whole ethny Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 10:45 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99924, *declares my ethny to be the most intelligent most learned smartest Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 10:59 AM
*the rest of you are dragging down the economy
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99925, *gives medical advice* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 10:45 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99926, *starts a political convo* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 10:45 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
http://bongodoesnollywood.blogspot.com/
http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99927, some dude says: "democracy doesnt work in africa" Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 10:46 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99928, some dude criticizes politicians Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 10:47 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99929, someone gets mad because someone criticized his cousin Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 10:48 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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99930, *says the politician cousin was dumb FOR GETTING CAUGHT* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 10:56 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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99931, *head nods. doesn't deserve that seat if he cant keep it warm Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:37 AM
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99932, *some dude says that colonization should not have ended* Posted by Olu, Wed Nov-08-06 10:54 AM
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99933, *reminisces about good old day of the marxist military dictatorship* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:02 AM
*says: BUSINESS WAS BEING MADE BACK THEN*
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99934, AFRICAN talks about a junta Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:03 AM
the rest of us pretend to understand but y'all usin some hard english terms..
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99935, "structural adjustement" is part of his daily vocabulary while he's illiterate Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:07 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99936, vocabulary gets comombulated the more beer he drinks Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:11 AM
*olu swears he's making up these words
AFRICAN calls Olu an illiterate goat herd. Olu calls AFRICAN a shamba boy..., a villager with no business being in the city..
whole bar watches and laughs, throwing in disses
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99937, old guy talks about how he walked 40 miles to go to school as a kid Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:14 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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99938, all the old guys claim they were the best in their school Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:15 AM
WHILE THEY WERE ALL IN THE SAME SCHOOL AND DONT KNOW ______________________________
*TWINNING*
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99939, *i was numba one from standard one to standard 8 Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:29 AM
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99940, *has jokes for days about being chased and beaten by teachers* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:32 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99941, your stories aint shit unless you are talking boarding school. Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:34 AM
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99942, <-- is getting drunk and belligerent. orders another illicit brew. Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:35 AM
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99943, *agrees with you and expects a round of beer* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:43 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99944, *slaps a twenty on bar: a round for everyone. (im rich, biyatch!) Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:46 AM
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99945, *listens to wild homoerotic boarding school stories* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:39 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99946, and paraffin/kerosene put in food to slow down libido's Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:45 AM
or was that just my school?
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99947, *listens to list of politicians who got fucked in boardingschool* Posted by AFRICAN, Thu Nov-09-06 06:15 AM
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99948, *furiously takes secret notes on this seditious rumour and warmongering Posted by akon, Thu Nov-09-06 09:52 AM
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99949, ^^ was headboy in school Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 12:48 PM
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99950, *Sobers up in political detention* Posted by AFRICAN, Thu Nov-09-06 05:49 AM
.
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99951, *old guy demands for Islamic Law* Posted by , Wed Nov-08-06 12:08 PM
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99952, *old senegalese guy says "niajas are the worst muslims"* Posted by , Wed Nov-08-06 12:09 PM
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99953, ^^^is clearly NOT in a typical african bar. Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 12:17 PM
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99954, hahahahaha! yeah. rilly do Posted by normal35762, Wed Nov-08-06 12:34 PM
demanding islamic law while you are in a bar? prolly drunk yourself.
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99955, *fights* or rather *spends 10 minutes acting like he's gonna fight* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 10:52 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99956, *profusely warns bar patrons not to interfere with impending fight* Posted by melmag, Wed Nov-08-06 11:35 PM
*secretly wishes they talk opponent out of fighting so he appears victorious*
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99957, *swears on mothers grave to teach this sob a lesson he'll never forget* Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:49 PM
i swear just say one more thing one more thing
you will see blood red, i swear.
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99958, *realizes opponent is an 'illeterate', and therefore is beneath him* Posted by melmag, Thu Nov-09-06 12:22 AM
*fails to stoop to such lowly standards*
*walks out of bar, head high & dignity intact*
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99959, *insults entire tribe calling them chickens and a bunch of women. Posted by akon, Thu Nov-09-06 12:29 AM
mutters, 'and dont set foot in here again, if i see you i will beat you to an inch of your life. next time come with your wife, she can fight in your place you coward..
(why african men always gotta bring women into shit?)
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99960, ^^^ is mysteriously beheaded 3 days later. hired killaz suspected Posted by melmag, Thu Nov-09-06 12:56 AM
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99961, *20 years later and its still an unsolved mystery Posted by akon, Thu Nov-09-06 01:19 AM
even though everyone knows whodunit.
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99962, *gets into the Eto'o vs Drogba heated argument* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 10:53 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
http://bongodoesnollywood.blogspot.com/
http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99963, *bites: please, drogba no fit wipe eto o's ass Posted by akon, Thu Nov-09-06 01:29 AM
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99964, *has a much too informed convo about french politics* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 10:53 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
http://bongodoesnollywood.blogspot.com/
http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99965, *talks about the good ole days* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 10:54 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99966, RE: *talks about the good ole days* Posted by dunk, Wed Nov-08-06 07:12 PM
*Realizes all good ole days fell on a Wendesday*
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99967, *gets his shoes shined and a manucure* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 10:55 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
http://bongodoesnollywood.blogspot.com/
http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99968, *strolls in with low level army officers* Posted by dafriquan, Wed Nov-08-06 10:56 AM
*starts to harass civilians* *gets distracted by ashawo women in low rise jeans*
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99969, *gets into heated argument with ARMED army officer* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:00 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
http://bongodoesnollywood.blogspot.com/
http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99970, *the ARMED army officer with bloodshot eyes* Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:14 AM
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99971, *the ARMED army officer with bloodshot eyes who sit with 5 beer bottles* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:21 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
http://bongodoesnollywood.blogspot.com/
http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99972, an an AK 47 who talks about being in BURMA Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:33 AM
and will violently contest anyone who says he's too young to have *been in burma.
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99973, *has wild nicknames like "khadaffi" or "kim ill" and calls his hood "sarajevo"* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:37 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
http://bongodoesnollywood.blogspot.com/
http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99974, SARAJEVO/BEIRUT/FALOUDJA Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:40 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
http://bongodoesnollywood.blogspot.com/
http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99975, and favourite movies are rambo and rocky. Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:42 AM
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99976, *refers to van damme and chuck norris movies as old school classics* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:48 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
http://bongodoesnollywood.blogspot.com/
http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99977, lol, i 'd forgotten about chuck norris Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:49 AM
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99978, and who smokes bhangi (weed) laced with embalming fluid Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:43 AM
.
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99979, *says michael jordan is from his village* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 10:58 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
http://bongodoesnollywood.blogspot.com/
http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99980, *claims barack obama. senator, while buying round of citizen beer Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:00 AM
im getting this wrong. apparently the local brewery had a special beer for obama. im sure it was citizen beer.
damn!
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99981, *says michael jackson is indeed from his village* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:03 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
http://bongodoesnollywood.blogspot.com/
http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99982, *declares michael shumacher is related to him* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:05 AM
AND YES HE SPELLS IT WRONG IN HIS HEAD TOO ______________________________
*TWINNING*
http://bongodoesnollywood.blogspot.com/
http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99983, *knows someone called, george washington omondi Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:13 AM
bill jefferson clinton onyango
hilary rodham atieno
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99984, emile zola mapangou...... victor hugo samba Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:16 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
http://bongodoesnollywood.blogspot.com/
http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99985, *skank walks in, sit down, orders a Star Beer* Posted by Angelo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:06 AM
*bartender shouts out Bob Marley*
http://www.imagestation.com/album/pictures.html?id=2115026546
"...a man straddling two cultures is rarely well seated..."
Albert Memmi The Colonizer and the Colonized
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99986, *order a fanstar and listens to rasta singing akon offkey on accoustic guitar* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:14 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
http://bongodoesnollywood.blogspot.com/
http://www.combandrazor.blogspot.com/
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99987, *bribes police to harass this patron. Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:17 AM
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99988, *laughs and informs police, "that's a lesbian talking"* Posted by Angelo, Wed Nov-08-06 12:51 PM
http://www.imagestation.com/album/pictures.html?id=2115026546
"...a man straddling two cultures is rarely well seated..."
Albert Memmi The Colonizer and the Colonized
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99989, *policeman doesn't know what that means and thinks it was an insult Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 01:08 PM
to him
besides, he hates it when people smart mouth him
tenses up.
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99990, *rubs deodorant on post* Posted by fire, Wed Nov-08-06 11:16 AM
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99991, lol Posted by NewBorn202, Wed Nov-08-06 11:50 AM
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99992, lol..so necessary Posted by EmptyCompliment, Wed Nov-08-06 03:55 PM
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99993, *sprays lysol and febreze in post* Posted by niggalation, Wed Nov-08-06 04:22 PM
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99994, *lights incense, rubs oil & african shea butter (from the root) on post* Posted by fire, Wed Nov-08-06 07:34 PM
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99995, *sends you kon-kon & black soap to exfoliate niggaritis* Posted by melmag, Wed Nov-08-06 10:22 PM
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99996, yes! Posted by naiduk, Wed Nov-08-06 04:55 PM
lol
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99997, *is surprised about the random white guy's presence, EVERY WEEK* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:23 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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99998, *Peace Corps vagabond* Posted by Vex_id, Wed Nov-08-06 11:40 AM
------------------- www.myspace.com/davidmath
void of the present-tense moment. .. dissipators flood the sea. .. the fermenting spirit of rebellion being formed to all, gives hope.
(c) FS
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99999, ^^^ *saves the monkeys/ children /women in that order* and YET Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:46 AM
*spends night in clubs with prostitutes*
i swear i know guys like that ______________________________
*TWINNING*
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100000, lol. so do I Posted by Olu, Wed Nov-08-06 11:51 AM
which reminds me, I need to call him
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100001, knows women who only 'date' mzungus Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:57 AM
and swear its not for money
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100002, lol @ the order Posted by Vex_id, Wed Nov-08-06 01:03 PM
> >*spends night in clubs with prostitutes*
*that's* more like it.
>i swear i know guys like that
peace corps volunteers are amongst the most sexually repressed humans on the planet.
------------------- www.myspace.com/davidmath
void of the present-tense moment. .. dissipators flood the sea. .. the fermenting spirit of rebellion being formed to all, gives hope.
(c) FS
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100003, mumbles, *these mzungus come here for our women, bwana Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:47 AM
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100004, and because they are miserable failures in their countries. Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:48 AM
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100005, colonialists and missionaries all of them. Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:48 AM
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100006, *asks mzungu to buy a round.... because we all know he has money Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:51 AM
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100007, *complains about values disappearing while showing porn on his phone* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:26 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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100008, *owns a phone "officially" worth his "official" yearly paycheck* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:26 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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100009, *has no credit on phone. can only accept incoming... Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:38 AM
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100010, *is a talented "flasher"* *can keep those 2 cents of credit for months* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:42 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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100011, lol. You guys do that shit too? Posted by Olu, Wed Nov-08-06 12:05 PM
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100012, i laugh when i think about the fact that nowadays phone companies Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 02:23 PM
offer the service
"3 flashing texts per day"
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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100013, man, I saw a phone booth with a special *flash* button Posted by Olu, Wed Nov-08-06 03:47 PM
its that bad
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100014, lmao. Posted by AFRICAN, Thu Nov-09-06 05:48 AM
I know folks who never call. 3 missed calls in 5 seconds.
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100015, *porn is home made, him and his university girlfriend* Posted by Olu, Wed Nov-08-06 11:56 AM
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100016, *has latest nigerian movies, includin too much beautiful..ehh. whatever Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 12:18 PM
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100017, *also has sarafina and cry freedom Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 12:19 PM
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100018, *Owns all the new John Holmes and Vanessa Del rio flicks* Posted by AFRICAN, Thu Nov-09-06 05:59 AM
.
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100019, *asks for kerosene to remove the soup stains on my tie* Posted by unfukwitable, Wed Nov-08-06 11:40 AM
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100020, ...ya'll stupid. lol. Posted by soulgyal, Wed Nov-08-06 11:45 AM
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100021, *cockroaches dont even bother hiding in this shitty bar. Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:52 AM
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100022, *orders an african 'sausage' (mutura) Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:54 AM
you know.... intestines stuffed in a sausage like wrap.
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100023, *orders PEPER SOUP* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 11:57 AM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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100024, *orders soup made from goat hooves Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 11:58 AM
*laments that she can't remember the local name for it
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100025, *orders kenkey and fish* Posted by Olu, Wed Nov-08-06 12:01 PM
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100026, *spreads rumourabout upcoming university students riot Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 12:00 PM
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100027, *makes plans to loot for a new t.v Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 12:01 PM
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100028, *works on teargas evasion strategy Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 12:01 PM
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100029, *starts religious debate* Posted by , Wed Nov-08-06 12:12 PM
get 20% off @ karmaloop w/ rep code JR9103
http://www.karmaloop.com & use Rep code JR9103 @ checkout
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100030, *the most unattrative man with a bad flatop makin a pass at me but buying.. Posted by stayls, Wed Nov-08-06 12:15 PM
my drinks*
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100031, *has eyes and teeth the color of unrefined palm oil Posted by dafriquan, Wed Nov-08-06 12:37 PM
*promptly orders suya and goat head and slaps perfectly round ass of waiter with butter face. *will eventually beat.
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100032, is there any weed for sale at this bar? Posted by normal35762, Wed Nov-08-06 12:39 PM
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100033, only if the bartender went upcountry last week Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 12:41 PM
and then you have to wait for 'afterhours' when the bar, 'closes'
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100034, dude i have been shown a bar that sells weed in a police station compound Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 02:18 PM
in naija ______________________________
*TWINNING*
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100035, lol... not common in nairobi, though Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 02:24 PM
we used to have to wait until the bar 'closes' to smoke weed but that was years ago shit might have changed
in mombasa, though, folks smoking weed every damnwhere. you get caught by the cops, pass *him a blunt
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100036, *buys stayls drink on bongo's tab* Posted by unfukwitable, Wed Nov-08-06 12:39 PM
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100037, lol Posted by stayls, Wed Nov-08-06 03:24 PM
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100038, <-- refuses to leave bar even though its closing time Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 12:42 PM
we haven't cleared the stock of beer, bwana, leave and go and do what?
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100039, *forces DJ to play my favourite song five times in a row* Posted by dafriquan, Wed Nov-08-06 12:43 PM
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100040, *magic system's premier gauo blasts out the bar yet again* Posted by melmag, Wed Nov-08-06 02:25 PM
*patrons take the dancefloor immediately*
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100041, 1er gaou, n'est pas gaouo, c'est deuxieme gaou qui est nyatao Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 02:35 PM
nangere nangere wa,
c'est moi je chante
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100042, ^^^doesnt know about Decalé Chinois Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 02:44 PM
and Decalé Chinois is like 2 years old
oh my god, i cant believe some people still play gaou that song is so 1998 ______________________________
*TWINNING*
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100043, *admits to this, first heard it in '03 in kenya. Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 03:03 PM
i bugged my mother to get me this and she finally did. im not up on my african music, san.
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100044, ARCHIVE Posted by FireBrand, Wed Nov-08-06 12:45 PM
"Muslims are not a homogenous group...There is no Muslim community. Maybe that is our biggest problem." --Famile Arslan
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100045, *thinks liberians are crazy to vote in woman for president Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 12:45 PM
the men there are clearly lacking something
*that sexual prowess AFRICAN is talking about
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100046, *gets slapped off chair by 300 pound market woman* Posted by Olu, Wed Nov-08-06 01:22 PM
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100047, *still laughing at the visual image i got from this!! Posted by akon, Thu Nov-09-06 12:16 AM
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100048, *swears afrika is regressing. the forefathers would be furious* Posted by melmag, Thu Nov-09-06 12:18 AM
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100049, *yes!! we need to impregnate all these women before they get bigheaded* Posted by akon, Thu Nov-09-06 12:31 AM
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100050, *forbids all western media in household so concubines dont get ideas* Posted by melmag, Thu Nov-09-06 01:11 AM
.
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100051, *upset folks are falling asleep at the bar and letting post drop Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 01:04 PM
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100052, *borrows money to take motorcycle taxi home* Posted by unfukwitable, Wed Nov-08-06 01:22 PM
After buying rounds all night
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100053, *guest arrives. kofi is sent to corner store with 2 empty coke bottles* Posted by melmag, Wed Nov-08-06 01:25 PM
*kofi returns with 2 full bottles*
*tells him to save change for his trip back to cotonou at years end*
*kofi is pleased & prostrates to show gratitude*
nice lad that togolese boy is. his future is bright
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100054, lol..those french-speaking houseboys were hardworkers Posted by dafriquan, Wed Nov-08-06 01:41 PM
when they were not trying to knock up the oga's madam.
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100055, i wonder if the Togo/Cotonou mix up was intentional Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 02:25 PM
because that made it even funnier ______________________________
*TWINNING*
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100056, **Waits for Nigerian cats vs. Zimbabwean cats fight to start** Posted by MALACHI, Wed Nov-08-06 01:28 PM
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100057, *calls zimbawean a mala. tells him even his prez no fit step foot in lagos* Posted by melmag, Wed Nov-08-06 01:33 PM
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100058, What is a "mala"? Posted by MALACHI, Wed Nov-08-06 01:37 PM
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100059, mala = nomadic cattle herders Posted by melmag, Wed Nov-08-06 03:59 PM
derogotorily used for percevied outsiders or villagers not accustomed to Lagos city living
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100060, <----knows all the words to mario but cant speak a lik of lingala Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 01:42 PM
mario, nalembie eh... kende mario, nabaye ehh...
incidentally, im listening to this right now
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100061, *orders alahdji coca cola* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 02:07 PM
that's a code for whyskey coca for alhadjis.. ______________________________
*TWINNING*
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100062, *swears he has NEVA touched alcohol* WALAY BILAY Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 02:09 PM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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100063, lmao Posted by jolena, Wed Nov-08-06 03:18 PM
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100064, while slurring Posted by unfukwitable, Wed Nov-08-06 04:21 PM
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100065, EVAH ! Posted by AFRICAN, Thu Nov-09-06 06:00 AM
.
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100066, *is LOUD AS FUCK* Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 02:19 PM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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100067, and not just louder than LOUD music and Generator sound.. no LOUD Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 02:20 PM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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100068, *curses Shehu Shagari for rigging Verdict 83 elections* Posted by melmag, Wed Nov-08-06 02:40 PM
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100069, Why Africans always gotta be loud? Posted by AFRICAN, Thu Nov-09-06 06:02 AM
.
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100070, fantasique Posted by lfresh, Wed Nov-08-06 02:31 PM
~~~~~~~~ I would rather maim than kill Hurt than maim Intimidate than hurt Avoid than intimidate. ~~~~~~~~~ "Thick describes the hot air felt everytime an okpnigga opens his mouth" ~ Lingo
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100071, *returns from bar. beats housegirl mercilessly* Posted by melmag, Wed Nov-08-06 02:38 PM
*threatens to deport her if his dinner is a minute late again*
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100072, *and housewife for allowing this laziness, even tho its 4.33a.m Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 03:06 PM
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100073, has housegirl go kneel in the corner w/ hands up for punishment* Posted by melmag, Wed Nov-08-06 03:20 PM
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100074, *plans to go back and hit that later* Posted by Olu, Wed Nov-08-06 03:38 PM
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100075, *hits before you* (being lightskinneded can help) Posted by afrobongo, Wed Nov-08-06 03:51 PM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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100076, *threatens to maim her personally if she utters a word to madam* Posted by melmag, Wed Nov-08-06 03:54 PM
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100077, *sheepishly saunters in, a fan in 1 hand, fiance's arm in the other* Posted by Blackmagicallydelicious, Wed Nov-08-06 03:13 PM
"Can we get a bottle of Guinness and what kind of water do you have?"
*feels like such a tourist while carrying the tote that has "Ghana" woven in that's filled with airport art that I think is authentic*
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100078, *triples prices of everything. fills mineral water bottle with tap water. Posted by akon, Wed Nov-08-06 03:36 PM
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100079, *looks at the bottle cap* Posted by Blackmagicallydelicious, Wed Nov-08-06 03:47 PM
"Um, excuse me, sir? May I have a bottle where the cap hasn't been opened? If not, a can of Coke will do."
*Feels a little empowered while fiance wanders over to the fuzzy tv with the soccer game.*
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100080, *hits on you while talking to ur fiance* Posted by unfukwitable, Wed Nov-08-06 04:20 PM
*argues with melmeg about what tribe you should be from* "o boy see that ikebe she's gotta be yoruba" *tries to sell you phantom land*
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100081, *smiles politely while sipping my pop like I haven't heard that b4* Posted by Blackmagicallydelicious, Thu Nov-09-06 02:17 AM
"Do you have any FRIED PLANTAIN CHIPS?" I yell, not so much because it's loud in here, but my Americaness tells me English sounds like your language or better understood when it's yelled.
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100082, this post is the shit.... Posted by SONJEVITY, Wed Nov-08-06 07:43 PM
carry on...
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100083, ain't it tho? Posted by tex, Thu Nov-09-06 09:29 AM
***************************************** rosemary's babydaddy *****************************************
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100084, *starts dancing juju in the corna corna* Posted by BlkButtaFly, Wed Nov-08-06 10:37 PM
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100085, *flirtateously palms your bulbous yansh* Posted by melmag, Wed Nov-08-06 10:46 PM
*promises you naija citizenship if you befriend him*
*you are intrigued, and obliges to deal*
*flags down next okada driver. back to the pad homey*
*you say, "oga, abeg mek una go slow o. i done hear wetin you yoruba boys carry for pants o"
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100086, *Offers position of third wife* Posted by AFRICAN, Thu Nov-09-06 06:06 AM
.
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100087, *brings back random road kill home for dinner* Posted by melmag, Wed Nov-08-06 10:42 PM
*family is elated*
*gives wife orders on how he wants it cooked*
*advises her to save the rest in deep freezer*
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100088, *goes to fish and comes back with bushmeat* WTF ? Posted by afrobongo, Thu Nov-09-06 03:02 PM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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100089, im sending this guy back to west africa Posted by , Wed Nov-08-06 10:54 PM
http://forums.quakeshit.com/uploads/post-47-1062192987.jpg
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100090, *sets up hair braiding salon in window of bar* Posted by fire, Thu Nov-09-06 12:00 AM
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100091, *saloon this close to bar? bad for business, chief! Posted by akon, Thu Nov-09-06 12:08 AM
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100092, *drags hefty bag of kanekalon in with me & tells akon he aint afrikan* Posted by fire, Thu Nov-09-06 12:18 AM
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100093, <;--is locked up for being drunkanddisorderly and refusing to pay bribe Posted by akon, Thu Nov-09-06 12:34 AM
*they wont let me out!
send someone to give some 'chai' to the police corporal
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100094, *ponders the possibility of marrying akata for american green card* Posted by melmag, Thu Nov-09-06 01:02 AM
*sends your fam back in the states yams & kolanuts for dowry*
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100095, *realises no self-respecting decent african would spell it with a K Posted by akon, Thu Nov-09-06 09:54 AM
afriKan?
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100096, *demands to be addressed by his proper title only: chief or commander* Posted by melmag, Thu Nov-09-06 12:11 AM
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100097, or better yet: 'majorlieutenantcommanderseargent sir! Posted by akon, Thu Nov-09-06 12:19 AM
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100098, credit card say: brigadier general Posted by melmag, Thu Nov-09-06 12:31 AM
capo di tuti aint got SHIT on a brigadier general. let em know!
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100099, *but is actually a watchman. Posted by akon, Thu Nov-09-06 12:43 AM
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100100, *yet has connects w/ local 'area boys' who will eventually rob & kill u* Posted by melmag, Thu Nov-09-06 01:15 AM
.
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100101, *hmm... this kill shit is a trend, ha? calls army man with bloodshot Posted by akon, Thu Nov-09-06 01:24 AM
eyes that 'bongo was arguing with earlier
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100102, CHIEF PROFFESSOR GENERAL HONORABLE PRESIDENT Posted by afrobongo, Thu Nov-09-06 02:48 PM
______________________________
*TWINNING*
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100103, i'm fuckin' dying, man, i'm fuckin' dying! (c) Mr. Orange. lmao!!! Posted by jambone, Thu Nov-09-06 12:50 AM
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100104, *calls blkbutterfky to administer some juju. he's catching spirits, yo Posted by akon, Thu Nov-09-06 12:54 AM
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100105, *has sired 13 kids but is PROUD they all under his roof & guidance* Posted by melmag, Thu Nov-09-06 01:54 AM
HINT HINT ;)
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100106, *vaselines post* Posted by lfresh, Thu Nov-09-06 02:11 AM
~~~~~~~~ I would rather maim than kill Hurt than maim Intimidate than hurt Avoid than intimidate. ~~~~~~~~~ "Thick describes the hot air felt everytime an okpnigga opens his mouth" ~ Lingo
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100107, *lends you a cup of sugar* Posted by melmag, Thu Nov-09-06 07:29 AM
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100108, *Buys everyone a round and says this is his last drink* Posted by AFRICAN, Thu Nov-09-06 02:53 AM
.
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100109, *For the fourth time* Posted by AFRICAN, Thu Nov-09-06 02:54 AM
.
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100110, *Never heard of a chaser*. Posted by AFRICAN, Thu Nov-09-06 02:55 AM
.
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100111, *Speaks fluent English while drunk* Posted by AFRICAN, Thu Nov-09-06 02:56 AM
.
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100112, *using the biggest words he knows* Posted by Olu, Thu Nov-09-06 06:46 AM
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100113, *Invents new words* Posted by AFRICAN, Thu Nov-09-06 06:49 AM
.
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100114, *loudly threatens to fight anyone who claims he is wrong* Posted by Olu, Thu Nov-09-06 06:54 AM
*calls them illiterates*
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100115, bloody illierates even Posted by unfukwitable, Thu Nov-09-06 09:13 AM
======================================= The most perfect relationship I ever had was with a stranger. I love strangers. When I don't know you, I don't know your defects. And you don't know mine. For the brief time we interact, we're flawless. - Jane Borde
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100116, LOL Posted by lfresh, Thu Nov-09-06 09:10 AM
~~~~~~~~ I would rather maim than kill Hurt than maim Intimidate than hurt Avoid than intimidate. ~~~~~~~~~ "Thick describes the hot air felt everytime an okpnigga opens his mouth" ~ Lingo
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100117, Never grimaces when taking shots,looks down on those who do Posted by AFRICAN, Thu Nov-09-06 05:52 AM
.
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100118, *boasts about how many unclaimed kids I have* Posted by Olu, Thu Nov-09-06 06:17 AM
*orders local aphrodisiac drink, loudly claims I don't really need it*
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100119, *calls them ACCIDENTAL DISCHARGES* Posted by afrobongo, Thu Nov-09-06 02:50 PM
i swear i read that used by a nigerian POLITICIAN ______________________________
*TWINNING*
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100120, LMAO Posted by Olu, Thu Nov-09-06 04:34 PM
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100121, *slaps fiyah outta random lad for not acknowleding my presence* Posted by melmag, Thu Nov-09-06 07:00 AM
*curses parents for poor home training*
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100122, *blames western culture and the lack of caning in schools these days* Posted by Olu, Thu Nov-09-06 07:48 AM
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100123, wait is that wesley? Posted by lfresh, Thu Nov-09-06 09:14 AM
~~~~~~~~ I would rather maim than kill Hurt than maim Intimidate than hurt Avoid than intimidate. ~~~~~~~~~ "Thick describes the hot air felt everytime an okpnigga opens his mouth" ~ Lingo
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100124, lmao Posted by unfukwitable, Thu Nov-09-06 09:18 AM
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100125, *dead* Posted by Olu, Thu Nov-09-06 09:37 AM
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100126, rotflmao! Posted by jambone, Thu Nov-09-06 09:44 AM
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100127, CHINEKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by melmag, Thu Nov-09-06 01:07 PM
*bites fist*
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100128, ARCHIVE n/m Posted by Zorasmoon, Thu Nov-09-06 01:44 PM
http://www.43things.com/person/kimluv "The suggestion that you need religion to have some common sense is one of the dumbest, yet most persistent ideas out there." -okp bignick
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100129, RE: wait is that wesley? Posted by fire, Thu Nov-09-06 04:52 PM
:7
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100130, Ha. Posted by AFRICAN, Fri Nov-10-06 08:22 AM
.
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100131, *calls Chinese girl from my tour group at the hotel* Posted by Blackmagicallydelicious, Fri Nov-10-06 02:45 PM
"Akiko, get down here quick!"
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100132, *steps into typical african bar the next day, looks around Posted by akon, Thu Nov-09-06 01:38 PM
it's like taking roll call
the same faces from yesterday are here tonight the same people who fought last night are slapping each other on the back and buying rounds of drinks
yup, the barmaid still has that moustache.
*orders a brew.
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100133, *offers you cellphone and fridge to be my girlfriend* Posted by Olu, Thu Nov-09-06 01:48 PM
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100134, * but you cant eat cell phones and fridges, chief. i need some cows Posted by akon, Thu Nov-09-06 01:52 PM
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100135, *tells you about the herds I have all over the country* Posted by Olu, Thu Nov-09-06 03:52 PM
*offers you as many as you want if you want to come back and 'discuss' things*
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100136, *gets excited because olu drives a second hand datsun! Posted by akon, Thu Nov-09-06 04:35 PM
.
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100137, with VW hubcaps on it! Posted by Olu, Thu Nov-09-06 04:45 PM
*balling*
*thinking about buying those spinner things I hear the americans like*
No lie, I've seen spinners on a datsun in Accra. I was in shock
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100138, *olu's datsun. (link!) Posted by akon, Thu Nov-09-06 04:49 PM
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40960000/jpg/_40960040_ap.jpg
(the word on it reads; prayers!)
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100139, see all those chickens? I'm balling miss Posted by Olu, Fri Nov-10-06 10:06 AM
*car is actually my uncles' and the chickens were for a friend of mine*
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100140, WwwoooooooowwW (c) Flavor Flav Posted by melmag, Fri Nov-10-06 02:12 PM
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100141, *eyes soldier waving a klashinkoff erratically* Posted by AFRICAN, Fri Nov-10-06 08:18 AM
.
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100142, How come African bars don't have happy hours? Posted by les_fleurs, Fri Nov-10-06 09:37 AM
And I'm mad nobody told me there was a party in here This post is great! weird
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100143, because we drink all day every day. Posted by akon, Fri Nov-10-06 09:52 AM
i mean, have you ever seen an empty typical african bar?
it could be 9.23am on a tuesday morning and there's someone drinking
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100144, *vehemently curses the day oyinbo set foot on the continent* Posted by melmag, Fri Nov-10-06 02:08 PM
*yet is feverishly nostalgic bout them good ol colonial days*
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100145, comes in bar with b-boy crew and starts breakdancing Posted by normal35762, Fri Nov-10-06 02:12 PM
no matters whats playing we breakdacing.
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100146, *casually totes machette on his person like americans do gats* Posted by melmag, Fri Nov-10-06 02:35 PM
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100147, it's friday, *starts drinking at 12 Posted by akon, Fri Nov-10-06 05:05 PM
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