I was cracking up so hard I got a whoopin later for laughing so loud

this other time this lady from the church down the street came in. she had rollers in her head, a nightgown, and a mink draped on her shoulders.

at first she started off mumbling in the back then all off a sudden she got on the stage and sat in one of the chairs. the elders was trying to get her to leave then she started swinging on them calling them the devil.
my whole family had to leave yo. I will never forget how we all sat in the car laughing until we almost pissed ourselves