expect your Negro League Starter Kit in the mail w/in 5 business days. it should include:

- a pressing comb
- Dax wave grease
- a doo rag
- assorted red Kool Aid
- a fried chicken recipe (study and be prepared to be tested on your technique)
- instructions on when/where/how to use the n-word effectively (as draftees your use will be limited but more expansive than when you were white)
- a dance instruction dvd
- a limited edition Maze & Frankie Beverly 6-disc boxed set
- a spades instruction dvd
- a domino set
- a sweet potato pie
- a jug of hot sauce

your kits have been mailed to your home address. being Black be prepared for UPS to refuse delivery on the grounds your bldg isn't safe. you may have to find your local UPS office to receive the package.

congratulations!