this is one of the most intriguing finds from the lost scrolls, since, if validated, this would be the only book of the bible written by a female. so far, the anthropologists and theologians surmise that Jesus was in his late 20's, and apparrently in a committed relationship.

there's nothing in the Book Of Cheryl about his previous apostles, so he presumably stopped hanging out with them when he hooked up with Cheryl. some of the miracles he performed during this period had to do with the lawn and laundry.


Cheryl, Chapter 22, Verse 1

1. Cherish thy queen, as thee would my father, for as surely as God above is the key to peace in the hereafter, so is pleasing thy queen necessary for peace (and quiet) on earth.


Cheryl, Ch. 17, Verses 4-7

4. Leave not the seat of the toilet uplifted.

5. If thee hangeth late with thy boys, call thy girl, lest thee suffer greatly.

6. Talketh also, that her plans and thine be of one accord.


Those verses are a far cry from the JC, who in his youth (Book Of Jerome), hit us off with such wisdom as:


Jerome, Ch 5, verse 8

8. Loveth not dem hoes.


and, from Ch 5, verse 23

23. Never trusteth a big butt and a smile.



peace & blessings,

x.