Iffin I was in a bar drinking, and say I sat down next to him, and we proceeded to get a little drunk and start commenting on people(as I'm known to do), I predict bar fight in under ten minutes.


"Eventually I got picked up for drunk and disorderly on a freight train.
"but it's the only thing I know how to do!" I screamed, as they dragged me off, and then again, at my trial."
HC



Shimmy