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Topic subjectThe 10 Inbox Commandments
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24874, The 10 Inbox Commandments
Posted by SeV, Thu Jul-17-03 08:22 AM
I been inboxing for years.. now im all grown up
It's rules to this shit.. u wont get ya shyt blown up
A step by step booklet for you to get
your inbox game on track not your wig pushed back

Rule nombre UNO: never let no one know
that u lustin for one of these hoes.. cause you know
some of em be actin like they shyt dont stink specially
if they stuck up, get your ass fucked up

Number TWO: never let em know your next move
Don't you know real pimps move in silence and kindness
Take it from your highness (uh-huh)
I done squeezed mad tits from these chiks now they want the dick

Number THREE: never trust NO-BODY
Your peeps will set that ass up, properly gassed up
it could be disaterous, shit, keep tryin but your ass stuck
she be cuttin and pastin..u get uncle climaxed up

Number four: know you heard this before
just say GOODBYEE, dont try to GET BYY

Number five: never inbox a broad and ask her where her breast at
I don't care if them titties nice & round u gettin clowned

Number six: that god damn EDIT.. dead it
You think a chickenhead inboxing u back shit forget it

Seven: this rule is so underrated
Keep your inboxes and the boards completely seperated
private messages and post don't mix like two dicks and no bitch
Find yourself in serious shit

Number eight: never keep no harmful info on you
Them cats that moderate can read inboxes too

Number nine shoulda been number one to me
If you ain't gettin ass stay the fuck from GD (uh-huh)
If bitches think u open and u aint tryed pokin
They be waiting for u to postin, so they can get to jokin

Number ten: a strong idea called 'confide in'
Strictly for live men, not for freshmen
If you ain't got the inbox game say HELL NO
Cause these broads goin to clown u rain sleet hail snow
Follow these rules you might get some online ass on the luck up
If not..3-4 post clowning your fuck up
apologies and ass-kissin watch your lips puck up
u beatin off to freaky inboxes..clean your nut up
Your girl fucked your whole day up,heard she aint really a D
but she rock an A' cup
Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up
Gotta go gotta go, boss startin to wake up, word up, uhh





كجةeVثجع•..


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24875, this is great
Posted by loaded5, Thu Jul-17-03 08:23 AM

24876, ha ha
Posted by grizzlyadams, Thu Jul-17-03 08:24 AM

24877, Ok, Ok,
Posted by Jerome, Thu Jul-17-03 08:25 AM
I give you your props young player, hangin with the Himaylahhin slayer, the Okay mayor, got more inbox hoes then Fred Astaire. I see ya.

Romey Rome
24878, Get Shaquan on the archive remix
Posted by desus, Thu Jul-17-03 08:26 AM
________
free Beanie Sigel
24879, Archive!
Posted by Sarkazm, Thu Jul-17-03 08:26 AM
This is a Heavy D Production you bastids!!!


You can select door #1 door #2 or door #3


CHOKE ON YOUR LIES!!!! - Homer Simpson

24880, cosign
Posted by jipperbunnyrabbit, Thu Jul-17-03 08:29 AM
_________________________

hi Pinda.

i love u.



24881, we need to play spot the hoe n go again
Posted by Rjcc, Thu Jul-17-03 08:26 AM
a.k.a. reggie jack

"Smith barney?, buncha bitches"
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24882, this demands archival
Posted by marmari, Thu Jul-17-03 08:27 AM
________________________________________

make my skip.

durb for prez.

feelin B R A N D N E W

24883, or a permanent anchor
Posted by Abbstrack, Thu Jul-17-03 08:28 AM

24884, I gotta agree with you on that n/m
Posted by KAHZY, Thu Jul-17-03 08:29 AM
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Push the box-Raise the envelope-Think Outside the bar!!!!!!!!!!!!
24885, I'm impressed...
Posted by Angelo, Thu Jul-17-03 08:31 AM
dare i say, u missed one though.

never get high on your own ... = heed your own advice


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24886, it's funny cuz it's true.
Posted by SoWhat, Thu Jul-17-03 08:33 AM

24887, good job n/m
Posted by jdub1313, Thu Jul-17-03 08:51 AM
*******
The Soprano Conversation Sig has been cut in protest of the 6th Season. The Sopranos needs a 6th season like Pussy needs another bullet in his gut.
24888, up for u lames
Posted by desus, Thu Jul-17-03 09:30 AM
________
free Beanie Sigel
24889, Good shit
Posted by Deadpool, Thu Jul-17-03 09:39 AM
n/m
24890, *waiting for the pete rock remix* good shit!!!!
Posted by , Thu Jul-17-03 10:15 AM
400,000 sold the first week even!

24891, fuckin priceless
Posted by jideff215, Thu Jul-17-03 10:17 AM
well done
24892, oh, i get it, it's like that puffy song!
Posted by duD, Thu Jul-17-03 10:20 AM

24893, uh huh....yeah......Bad Boy......aaaaaaaagagagagag!!!
Posted by dRAZ, Thu Jul-17-03 10:24 AM
LOL. Pretty well done.
24894, ark i've
Posted by donwill, Thu Jul-17-03 10:30 AM


"in 2003 the lease is up"
24895, view all
Posted by SeV, Thu Jul-17-03 11:13 AM
woohooo

كجةeVثجع•..


fucc'n Pookie azz nigga(c)IsaisaIsa
24896, this is good Sev
Posted by EurekaFish, Thu Jul-17-03 11:15 AM
really good.
*applause*

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24897, Commandment #8...
Posted by jayded, Thu Jul-17-03 11:16 AM
for real? they can?
24898, PHAT dude, PHAT.
Posted by 85SOUTH, Thu Jul-17-03 11:19 AM

24899, *classic*
Posted by DanjaRuss, Thu Jul-17-03 11:21 AM
..all these damn internet newbies n groupies.
24900, You had me shoutin' that shit out by rule #3, yo.
Posted by Flite, Thu Jul-17-03 11:30 AM

24901, #8,9....PRICELESS!
Posted by , Thu Jul-17-03 11:35 AM
SEX..SEX...FREAKS..PEACE!-Cannonball Adderly
24902, ha ha..excellent.
Posted by LeroyBumpkin, Thu Jul-17-03 11:45 AM
Took me back to the days when I used to flip songs.
24903, one of y'all betta inbox a mod
Posted by KayDee, Thu Jul-17-03 03:20 PM

cuz this NEEDS to be archived.
24904, lol....funny.....but true
Posted by prajna, Thu Jul-17-03 10:37 PM
:O)
24905, Brilliant!
Posted by ThaAnthology, Fri Jul-18-03 01:13 AM
you'se a genius, a pure genius!
24906, Archive.
Posted by AFRICAN, Thu Jul-17-03 09:41 PM
Funny shit.
24907, if only crich and :)~ had these early in the game
Posted by buildingblock, Thu Jul-17-03 09:46 PM
dope shit, cuzzo..
24908, '
Posted by MrHotep, Thu Jul-17-03 10:29 PM


~~~~~
Simmon


24909, archive.
Posted by jose3030, Thu Jul-17-03 10:45 PM
archive.
no discussion.
just archive.

24910, BIG (e) UP IT
Posted by injyl, Fri Jul-18-03 04:46 AM
Former Dallas Cowboys cornerback Deion Sanders is battling an automotive shop over what he says Jesus told him to pay for a repair bill. The owner of the repair shop says Sanders wanted to pay only $1,500 of the $4,265.57 bill, saying that Jesus had informed him that was all he needed to pay.

-i'm sorry but thou shalt not fux with this nephrew
just cause the nephrew look gooder den a mug don't mean u should give in to the lustful temptations -The Infamous Stacy Adams




24911, You Dumb Ass
Posted by Mz Alyse, Fri Jul-18-03 04:47 AM
1

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Cedar Point - July 19th!
Inbox Me For Details
::All Attendees:: Meet-up is at the front gates from 11AM-12PM
If you are buyin ur tix with us, they are $31, and parking is $8

Mz Alyse & Masta Es Jay = M-M-M-M-M-Unit

"I'm READY!!!" - Spongebob










24912, up
Posted by jideff215, Fri Jul-18-03 06:07 AM
take lessons
24913, ugh dont encourage him
Posted by jipperbunnyrabbit, Fri Jul-18-03 06:07 AM
_________________________

hi Pinda.

i love u.



24914, shit is funny though
Posted by jideff215, Fri Jul-18-03 06:15 AM

24915, archive.
Posted by bfnh, Fri Jul-18-03 06:18 AM

24916, The Best Post EVER!
Posted by Case_One, Fri Jul-18-03 06:21 AM
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm not rich but i'm far from broke!

"I am not afraid to point out my weaknesses, for in these things, God’s glory is magnified".(Me Aug02)

You’re only a failure if you never try. Some’ol positive stuff.
24917, HOV!
Posted by thelonestranger, Fri Jul-18-03 06:35 AM
.
24918, bravo.
Posted by LadyLoveChild, Fri Jul-18-03 06:37 AM


Von Pea's

.::..::..::.


24919, & that's a wrap!
Posted by bakari7, Fri Jul-18-03 06:59 AM

24920, confide in
Posted by SeV, Fri Jul-18-03 11:06 AM
kobe

u hear me nygga

كجةeVثجع•..


fucc'n Pookie azz nigga(c)IsaisaIsa
24921, damn u got too much okp time on your hands
Posted by Ms_Tigerlily, Fri Jul-18-03 11:31 AM
lol
24922, RE: damn u got too much okp time on your hands
Posted by Mystic_Elixir, Sat Jul-19-03 06:10 AM
agreed ms tiger



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