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Topic subject | The 10 Inbox Commandments |
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24874, The 10 Inbox Commandments Posted by SeV, Thu Jul-17-03 08:22 AM
I been inboxing for years.. now im all grown up It's rules to this shit.. u wont get ya shyt blown up A step by step booklet for you to get your inbox game on track not your wig pushed back
Rule nombre UNO: never let no one know that u lustin for one of these hoes.. cause you know some of em be actin like they shyt dont stink specially if they stuck up, get your ass fucked up
Number TWO: never let em know your next move Don't you know real pimps move in silence and kindness Take it from your highness (uh-huh) I done squeezed mad tits from these chiks now they want the dick
Number THREE: never trust NO-BODY Your peeps will set that ass up, properly gassed up it could be disaterous, shit, keep tryin but your ass stuck she be cuttin and pastin..u get uncle climaxed up
Number four: know you heard this before just say GOODBYEE, dont try to GET BYY
Number five: never inbox a broad and ask her where her breast at I don't care if them titties nice & round u gettin clowned
Number six: that god damn EDIT.. dead it You think a chickenhead inboxing u back shit forget it
Seven: this rule is so underrated Keep your inboxes and the boards completely seperated private messages and post don't mix like two dicks and no bitch Find yourself in serious shit
Number eight: never keep no harmful info on you Them cats that moderate can read inboxes too
Number nine shoulda been number one to me If you ain't gettin ass stay the fuck from GD (uh-huh) If bitches think u open and u aint tryed pokin They be waiting for u to postin, so they can get to jokin
Number ten: a strong idea called 'confide in' Strictly for live men, not for freshmen If you ain't got the inbox game say HELL NO Cause these broads goin to clown u rain sleet hail snow Follow these rules you might get some online ass on the luck up If not..3-4 post clowning your fuck up apologies and ass-kissin watch your lips puck up u beatin off to freaky inboxes..clean your nut up Your girl fucked your whole day up,heard she aint really a D but she rock an A' cup Heard she suck a good dick, and can hook a steak up Gotta go gotta go, boss startin to wake up, word up, uhh
كجةeVثجع•..
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24875, this is great Posted by loaded5, Thu Jul-17-03 08:23 AM
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24876, ha ha Posted by grizzlyadams, Thu Jul-17-03 08:24 AM
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24877, Ok, Ok, Posted by Jerome, Thu Jul-17-03 08:25 AM
I give you your props young player, hangin with the Himaylahhin slayer, the Okay mayor, got more inbox hoes then Fred Astaire. I see ya.
Romey Rome
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24878, Get Shaquan on the archive remix Posted by desus, Thu Jul-17-03 08:26 AM
________ free Beanie Sigel
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24879, Archive! Posted by Sarkazm, Thu Jul-17-03 08:26 AM
This is a Heavy D Production you bastids!!!
You can select door #1 door #2 or door #3
CHOKE ON YOUR LIES!!!! - Homer Simpson
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24880, cosign Posted by jipperbunnyrabbit, Thu Jul-17-03 08:29 AM
_________________________
hi Pinda.
i love u.
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24881, we need to play spot the hoe n go again Posted by Rjcc, Thu Jul-17-03 08:26 AM
a.k.a. reggie jack
"Smith barney?, buncha bitches" "This ain't Trading Places nigga, protect your fucking neck" - Wu Tang financial, for you and your kids
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24882, this demands archival Posted by marmari, Thu Jul-17-03 08:27 AM
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make my skip.
durb for prez.
feelin B R A N D N E W
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24883, or a permanent anchor Posted by Abbstrack, Thu Jul-17-03 08:28 AM
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24884, I gotta agree with you on that n/m Posted by KAHZY, Thu Jul-17-03 08:29 AM
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Push the box-Raise the envelope-Think Outside the bar!!!!!!!!!!!!
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24885, I'm impressed... Posted by Angelo, Thu Jul-17-03 08:31 AM
dare i say, u missed one though.
never get high on your own ... = heed your own advice
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24886, it's funny cuz it's true. Posted by SoWhat, Thu Jul-17-03 08:33 AM
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24887, good job n/m Posted by jdub1313, Thu Jul-17-03 08:51 AM
******* The Soprano Conversation Sig has been cut in protest of the 6th Season. The Sopranos needs a 6th season like Pussy needs another bullet in his gut.
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24888, up for u lames Posted by desus, Thu Jul-17-03 09:30 AM
________ free Beanie Sigel
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24889, Good shit Posted by Deadpool, Thu Jul-17-03 09:39 AM
n/m
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24890, *waiting for the pete rock remix* good shit!!!! Posted by , Thu Jul-17-03 10:15 AM
400,000 sold the first week even!
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24891, fuckin priceless Posted by jideff215, Thu Jul-17-03 10:17 AM
well done
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24892, oh, i get it, it's like that puffy song! Posted by duD, Thu Jul-17-03 10:20 AM
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24893, uh huh....yeah......Bad Boy......aaaaaaaagagagagag!!! Posted by dRAZ, Thu Jul-17-03 10:24 AM
LOL. Pretty well done.
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24894, ark i've Posted by donwill, Thu Jul-17-03 10:30 AM
"in 2003 the lease is up"
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24895, view all Posted by SeV, Thu Jul-17-03 11:13 AM
woohooo
كجةeVثجع•..
fucc'n Pookie azz nigga(c)IsaisaIsa
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24896, this is good Sev Posted by EurekaFish, Thu Jul-17-03 11:15 AM
really good. *applause*
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24897, Commandment #8... Posted by jayded, Thu Jul-17-03 11:16 AM
for real? they can?
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24898, PHAT dude, PHAT. Posted by 85SOUTH, Thu Jul-17-03 11:19 AM
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24899, *classic* Posted by DanjaRuss, Thu Jul-17-03 11:21 AM
..all these damn internet newbies n groupies.
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24900, You had me shoutin' that shit out by rule #3, yo. Posted by Flite, Thu Jul-17-03 11:30 AM
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24901, #8,9....PRICELESS! Posted by , Thu Jul-17-03 11:35 AM
SEX..SEX...FREAKS..PEACE!-Cannonball Adderly
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24902, ha ha..excellent. Posted by LeroyBumpkin, Thu Jul-17-03 11:45 AM
Took me back to the days when I used to flip songs.
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24903, one of y'all betta inbox a mod Posted by KayDee, Thu Jul-17-03 03:20 PM
cuz this NEEDS to be archived.
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24904, lol....funny.....but true Posted by prajna, Thu Jul-17-03 10:37 PM
:O)
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24905, Brilliant! Posted by ThaAnthology, Fri Jul-18-03 01:13 AM
you'se a genius, a pure genius!
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24906, Archive. Posted by AFRICAN, Thu Jul-17-03 09:41 PM
Funny shit.
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24907, if only crich and :)~ had these early in the game Posted by buildingblock, Thu Jul-17-03 09:46 PM
dope shit, cuzzo..
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24908, ' Posted by MrHotep, Thu Jul-17-03 10:29 PM
~~~~~ Simmon
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24909, archive. Posted by jose3030, Thu Jul-17-03 10:45 PM
archive. no discussion. just archive.
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24910, BIG (e) UP IT Posted by injyl, Fri Jul-18-03 04:46 AM
Former Dallas Cowboys cornerback Deion Sanders is battling an automotive shop over what he says Jesus told him to pay for a repair bill. The owner of the repair shop says Sanders wanted to pay only $1,500 of the $4,265.57 bill, saying that Jesus had informed him that was all he needed to pay.
-i'm sorry but thou shalt not fux with this nephrew just cause the nephrew look gooder den a mug don't mean u should give in to the lustful temptations -The Infamous Stacy Adams
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24911, You Dumb Ass Posted by Mz Alyse, Fri Jul-18-03 04:47 AM
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Mz Alyse & Masta Es Jay = M-M-M-M-M-Unit
"I'm READY!!!" - Spongebob
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24912, up Posted by jideff215, Fri Jul-18-03 06:07 AM
take lessons
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24913, ugh dont encourage him Posted by jipperbunnyrabbit, Fri Jul-18-03 06:07 AM
_________________________
hi Pinda.
i love u.
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24914, shit is funny though Posted by jideff215, Fri Jul-18-03 06:15 AM
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24915, archive. Posted by bfnh, Fri Jul-18-03 06:18 AM
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24916, The Best Post EVER! Posted by Case_One, Fri Jul-18-03 06:21 AM
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm not rich but i'm far from broke!
"I am not afraid to point out my weaknesses, for in these things, God’s glory is magnified".(Me Aug02)
You’re only a failure if you never try. Some’ol positive stuff.
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24917, HOV! Posted by thelonestranger, Fri Jul-18-03 06:35 AM
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24918, bravo. Posted by LadyLoveChild, Fri Jul-18-03 06:37 AM
Von Pea's
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24919, & that's a wrap! Posted by bakari7, Fri Jul-18-03 06:59 AM
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24920, confide in Posted by SeV, Fri Jul-18-03 11:06 AM
kobe
u hear me nygga
كجةeVثجع•..
fucc'n Pookie azz nigga(c)IsaisaIsa
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24921, damn u got too much okp time on your hands Posted by Ms_Tigerlily, Fri Jul-18-03 11:31 AM
lol
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24922, RE: damn u got too much okp time on your hands Posted by Mystic_Elixir, Sat Jul-19-03 06:10 AM
agreed ms tiger
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