Dietary restrictions? bring snacks nigga
Old wheelchair ass niggas.. bring fam who can carry yo ass up the stairs
Kids? Like MJ sang.. if you can’t watch the babies, don’t have the babies

All that accommodating bullish for guest is that progressive nonsense where everyone wants to be catered to.

Fuck all y’all. It’s my day. It’s my menu, it’s my music, it’s my party.. don’t like it? Don’t come.