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>#1 Sometimes it isn't exactly easy to find a sitter.

That sounds like a personal problem.

("Then
>Don't go!")...well yeah, but if its someone you're close with
>then its pretty shitty.

Kinda sucks, but again- that's your problem.

Especially if there is pressure/guilt
>to go from those getting married. Can't take it personal when
>folks decline an invite to your highly regulated wedding...

These are caveats that do have relevance to a specific situation, but still... if you can't find a sitter, that's your problem, and such is life.

>#2 I've literally never been to a "kids allowed" wedding that
>the kids negatively impacted the shit. Folks in here acting
>like kids turn that shit into Chuck-e-cheese.

This is 100% irrelevant.

>#3 I think its kind of entertaining to watch a couple try to
>make their wedding day some perfectly controlled event. I've
>also never known such a couple to last *shrugs*

Also irrelevant.

>#4 Those adults that, for some reason, strongly require time
>with "no kids" just have to wait till like 9 when the most of
>us dirty, filthy breeders go home.
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>
>But yeah, I'm always skeptical of the longevity of any couple
>trying to put on the perfect/ideal/borderline choreographed
>wedding. The shit aint prom. Yeah put on the wedding you
>want but at some point grow the fuck up. Its just a day.

All of this sounds like you rationalizing, trying to justify your selfish desire for the married couple to cater to you, and not themselves.