>#1 Sometimes it isn't exactly easy to find a sitter. ("Then
>Don't go!")...well yeah, but if its someone you're close with
>then its pretty shitty. Especially if there is pressure/guilt
>to go from those getting married. Can't take it personal when
>folks decline an invite to your highly regulated wedding...

"Highly regulated" ? They chose not to invite people's kids. Who they prolly barely even know. Who they'd be paying for.

Do you consider it "highly regulated" if a friend of yours who may not be as close with the bride/groom isn't invited ? Who the hell are you to judge those decisions ?


>Always funny to get the "Wait, you're not coming!?!?" text.
>Motherfucker, you said my kids weren't allowed! Fuck Ima do?

Have you ever actually gotten that text ? And if so, once you made clear that it's too much of a hardship to attend because of your family situation (something most people would understand and be sympathetic to once described to them) did they continue to judge you ? If so, you have some pretty shitty friends.

Just like it's shitty for you guys to judge your friends for decisions they made for their day which they are paying for.


>#2 I've literally never been to a "kids allowed" wedding that
>the kids negatively impacted the shit. Folks in here acting
>like kids turn that shit into Chuck-e-cheese.

Cool. Still not your choice.


>#3 I think its kind of entertaining to watch a couple try to
>make their wedding day some perfectly controlled event. I've
>also never known such a couple to last *shrugs*

Judgey.


>#4 Those adults that, for some reason, strongly require time
>with "no kids" just have to wait till like 9 when the most of
>us dirty, filthy breeders go home.

Or they just decided that, with limited invites to hand out, they'd rather the invites go to other members of their family or friends, rather than kids they may not have ever even met before.


>But yeah, I'm always skeptical of the longevity of any couple
>trying to put on the perfect/ideal/borderline choreographed
>wedding. The shit aint prom. Yeah put on the wedding you
>want but at some point grow the fuck up. Its just a day.

Judgey.