210037, 100% Posted by Brew, Mon Feb-10-20 11:50 AM
>Vegan menu? Them niggas can eat around the meat. > >Alcoholics? Don’t come to the reception. There will be >dranks. Not setting a drink at a table doesn’t stop them >from getting up and getting one. > >My wedding was on a Friday in a small port town on the water >during hurricane season. My fam drove from Pittsburgh. Some >people didn’t make it. That’s okay... but it was my >wife’s day, it was in her childhood town on the water and it >was awesome. > >Her maid of honor asked if she could bring her best friend who >my wife couldn’t stand. My wife said no. Why? It was her >day. > >If people can’t get over themselves for a few hours and let >someone else have their day then just stay home. > >
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