Vegan menu? Them niggas can eat around the meat.

Alcoholics? Don’t come to the reception. There will be dranks. Not setting a drink at a table doesn’t stop them from getting up and getting one.

My wedding was on a Friday in a small port town on the water during hurricane season. My fam drove from Pittsburgh. Some people didn’t make it. That’s okay... but it was my wife’s day, it was in her childhood town on the water and it was awesome.

Her maid of honor asked if she could bring her best friend who my wife couldn’t stand. My wife said no. Why? It was her day.

If people can’t get over themselves for a few hours and let someone else have their day then just stay home.