>you made her wedding day viral.
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>You low-key can leave the toilet seat up TIL YOU DIE.

We don't really fight a lot, fortunately ... but no joke, so cliche, *this* is one of the few things that she absolutely grills me about whenever I forget to do it. And the whole toilet seat gender-war thing has always been perplexing to me. Like why and how did this become such a major issue in every hetero relationship ever ?! Who cares ? It's not like the toilet seat is heavy, it doesn't take any time at all to put it up or down. It's just there. Such a strange marital "issue".

But anyway yea. I'ma test this out. Next time she gets on me about it I'm just gonna text her a pic of her hugging KC and not say a word.