Got home from work/the gym today and this fuck got his spot back, the Ford SUV from heaven was gone. I was so fired up.

By the time I showered and went to walk my dogg fuckface's car was gone. An hour later ANOTHER SUV (a Jeep Wrangler) was parked in his spot and is still there. Ahahahaha. Bitch smelled sweet victory for like a grand total of 20 minutes now he's back to sweating. This is the best week since I bought my condo.