I doubt anyone took this all that serious and my bet is that just going over some of these ridiculous ideas is enough to get some of his desire for vengeance out of his system and he'll wind up taking a more sensible, responsible action in the end.

If there's anything playery about this it's you running in like some old ass curmudgeon shaking his fist and ranting at us kids with our long hair and wild, lewd and sinful rock music.

Meanwhile we're chillin, eating pizza, playing cards and listening to OutKast and playing what amounts to a game of Torture: Revenge Addition.

In other words: Lighten up.