turn into the university around here.

i would go big or go home, because security cameras could get pulled and you could go to jail for some little dumb shit like keying or tire slashing. that happened to some executive here and he looked like a petty fool.

may as well go the spray paint route and go out in a blaze of glory and get some good local or national news coverage and get fired from your job if you're going to get caught.

i mean if there are no security cameras you win. just put one up somewhere in or around your car after that, because they're all of 25 bucks at this point on amazon and you can bust them.

i implore you to do this right.

send this mofo to jail or go out in a blaze of glory yourself.

and come back and tell us about it.