I need to know which universe you're from. If you remember it as BernstEin, I wanna go live there. This is the BerenstAin universe and the E universe must be some dope ass, kind hearted utopia and I want in.

All joking aside, that's just ridiculous to me. It's unimaginable actually. I don't really know people like that. Everyone I know either has a triumphant victory or the wrong end of an ass whoopin to their credit. I've been hit with cinder blocks and full cans of Pepsi and stabbed in the arm. I've had my tooth chipped with rocks and been hit in the back of the head with a metal gas cap. I've even been shot in the back with a bebe gun. Not the coolest, manliest story but it happened. How the fuck does all this happen to me yet you've never even been in a plain old schoolyard fight? Hell I was heading into the bathroom to handle beef when I was in 4th grade.

I just don't get it.

Where do you live? What kinda bizarre world are you from? I want to move in.