"daddy, why were those two men kissing?"
"because they are gay. in our family, we believe gay ppl ______ *insert whatever
you think your kid should know about gay ppl*"


like i said, i was always clear on how my mother and father
felt about queers.

because they told me.
which was their right.
because they were my parents.

obviously, my parents and i don't see eye to eye on this
now that i am an adult. but it wasn't confusing to me as a kid.
i knew where they stood on sex, love, marriage, all of that.