I was next to dude in line about to buy some food. A friend of mine who was ahead of me realized he didn't have enough money so I told him I'd go first and he could use my change. So I moved ahead of him and the gay dude went ballistic. He'd been telling a story with uh...let's say some flamboyant details and hand gestures. Dude apparently thought I was moving because of him.

He proceeded to talk shit behind my back, but I just kept my cool, turned around and made a very vocal exchange of money with my friend behind me.

Gay dude instantly knew he fucked up and stopped railing against all the bigots in the world.

Of course I'm not saying this to make a huge point, just that Key and Peele be on point every now and again.