How the fuck do I navigate this one? On Saturday she sends a text asking if we eat mushrooms and spinach. She says she is at a farmer's market and picked up some shit from a local grocer.

I come into work and she has a cooler bag with rolls, casserol, sides, etc. We just had a baby and this is her gift, she had a card to go with it but forgot it at home. Bringing another woman's food into a Black womans house is a deal breaker.

now, waaaaay back when we first bought a house we hosted thanksgiving and I was stupid and asked the bosses wife to make her banging ass Mac n Cheese. My wife wouldn't touch it. Gave me the "nigga, you breaking the #1 rule" speech. I learned that day... I knew. but since we had a new house and shit going on, I was trying lighten the load.

so.... what do I do? Do I Lie? Say I picked it up at some farmer's market on the way home? She can burn too....

or sneak it into the house, chop it up, cook it down, bag it up, freeze it.....enjoy free lunch for a month....


"Get ready..for your blessing..."

Seriously.

Obviously that's a no go for you but IMO that's the real solution here.

Granted I can't relate since my wife is pretty easy going when it comes to that sort of thing and she apparently didn't get this phantom gene most other black women seem to have that precludes them from accepting food cooked by another woman. I say that based on your statement, as I've never seen this manifest in any other black women I've ever known.

Honestly I doubt homeless shelters would take it. Maybe a friend outside your work circle? Otherwise, take it, smile, and toss it into a plant, clean the dish at work if it's something she'll need returned and call it a day.

seems kinda silly. someone from your job is trying to help yall out. it's pretty customary for that type of shit to happen if you've just had a baby, or death in the family, or someone in the hospital etc.

She's only picky about who cooked it, especially pet owners.

They're all the exact same?

welcome back

You asked for one thing, yet you're whining because you wanted something else.

Seems you could use a dose of serious.

I'm dead serious.

Try again.

retirement for this.

.

>RE: Kill yourself.
>I'm dead serious.

Plus, you know, nobody asked for your opinion.

I realize that you're unhappy with me for giving your girl a taste of her own medicine for her relentless antagonism, but this is another situation where you simply haven't a goddamned clue.

Your prior good deed only holds so much weight when you keep taking me to task for throwing shit back on the face of people continually targeting me.

So kindly shut the fuck up and mind your own business.

>Plus, you know, nobody asked for your opinion.

its why this is a message board.
>
> I realize that you're unhappy with me for giving your girl a
>taste of her own medicine for her relentless antagonism, but
>this is another situation where you simply haven't a goddamned
>clue.

no i dont take kindly to people telling others to kill themselves
i dont really care what else y'all got going, but this is stepping a line.

>
>Your prior good deed only holds so much weight when you keep
>taking me to task for throwing

its not even about this any more- thats the past and it wasnt such a big deal.
realizing that you are an asshole who doesnt deserve shit in life- doesnt change the fact that i did it with good intentions- which is all that matters, at the end of the day
so no, this is not about that at all

this about what looks to me like callous vindictive behaviour
that is completely unnecessary and unwarranted

i dont take kindly to people telling others to kill
>themselves
>i dont really care what else y'all got going, but this is
>stepping a line.

Fuck you and your arbitrary moral boundaries, I don't need to adhere to that.

>realizing that you are an asshole who doesnt deserve shit in
>life-

Callous? Bitch, THIS is callous right here. You've made such a complete character judgment with very little knowledge of who I am as a result of limited online interactions with people who play in the same mud. You're a judgmental, contextually ignorant piece of trash. I deserve every good thing that's come my way, bitch. Either get used to being spoken to like that or leave me be. Simple. You deserve no less and will be given no less, you disgusting pig.

doesnt change the fact that i did it with good
>intentions- which is all that matters, at the end of the day
>so no, this is not about that at all

I didn't say it was about that, but you're good for ignoring context. I already know. Anyhow you can expect nothing but the utmost disrespect from me from here on out. If you don't like it, uou, know, ignore me :)

>this about what looks to me like callous vindictive behaviour
>that is completely unnecessary and unwarranted

No you hideous bitch, you see what you have chosen to see and ignored what you've chosen to ignore. The end.

i dont take kindly to people telling others to kill
>themselves
>i dont really care what else y'all got going, but this is
>stepping a line.

Fuck you and your arbitrary moral boundaries, I don't need to adhere to that.

>realizing that you are an asshole who doesnt deserve shit in
>life-

Callous? Bitch, THIS is callous right here. You've made such a complete character judgment with very little knowledge of who I am as a result of limited online interactions with people who play in the same mud. You're a judgmental, contextually ignorant piece of trash. I deserve every good thing that's come my way, bitch. Either get used to being spoken to like that or leave me be. Simple. You deserve no less and will be given no less, you disgusting pig.

doesnt change the fact that i did it with good
>intentions- which is all that matters, at the end of the day
>so no, this is not about that at all

I didn't say it was about that, but you're good for ignoring context. I already know. Anyhow you can expect nothing but the utmost disrespect from me from here on out. If you don't like it, uou, know, ignore me :)

>this about what looks to me like callous vindictive behaviour
>that is completely unnecessary and unwarranted

No you hideous bitch, you see what you have chosen to see and ignored what you've chosen to ignore. The end.

When you say "stalking", do you mean dude is intruding into your private life on OKP?

Or do you mean you have allowed him to antagonize you with replies on a public message board?

Because only one of those is actually stalking.

And before your stock reply of "what about him??", please know that I have made no secret of my disgust for him many times over.

>When you say "stalking", do you mean dude is intruding into
>your private life on OKP?

Perhaps I'm the idiot for assuming that everyone understands the rather clear context of my use of the term "stalking", but but there it is.

>Or do you mean you have allowed him to antagonize you with
>replies on a public message board?
>
>Because only one of those is actually stalking.

Sure, if you're being intentionally dishonest about the obvious context if my use of the term "stalking".

I'll humor you and assume you're not just playing dumb. I clearly mean "stalking" in regard to his continued habit of following my posts and deliberately trying to antagonize me here on OKP. I avoid his posts and it's rare when I actually reply to a post of his, yet he's always good for some snark no matter what I post or when I post.

Now, if you want to nitpick my phrasing to death and pretend that I'm not saying it in an obviously specific context so you can feel comfortable saying CT is crazy, knock yourself out. You and I both know that's a dishonest conclusion but whatever.

Oh, and this nonsense about me "allowing" him to antagonize me is dishonest as well. He says what he says whether I respond or not.when I choose to ignore him, his comments are still there, and yet I'm still the guy you have an issue with in those exchanges.

>And before your stock reply of "what about him??", please know
>that I have made no secret of my disgust for him many times
>over.

That stock reply is stocked with good reason: you pretty much only call me out whenever there's a back and forth between he and I. That's the damned truth. For a guy who is so disgusted by him, it's odd that you only zero in on me in exchanges that are nearly always initiated by him.

Basically everything about your preoccupation with me in my interactions with people who, at a minimum, throw an equal amount of shade my way is completely dishonest.

You've damn near had a bat signal attached to my screen name since the day you logged in under your screen name.

Your post went poast and you look like a damned fool. Deal with it :)

you got 40 post up on this bitch.

keep up the good work.

everyone is reading your crazy... don't stop now. double up.

for lunch.

Bringing
>another woman's food into a Black womans house is a deal
>breaker.
>

I was expecting some jokes

yall too serious.

So, OKP is dead because you asked what appeared to be a serious question that got honest answers in response?

God forbid!!

You're on some Rosey Perez in White Men Can't Jump shit, talking about you're thirsty and getting mad when people bring you water because we didn't read your mind to know what you REALLY meant.

you said she just had a baby? she might appreciate the meal.

put it in the fridge and there's your lunch for the week.

this is a weird rule though...pretty standard for folks to bring you food when you have a kid. isn't she tired as shit? she might appreciate it. tell her some dude made it if that helps.

for a woman to cook for you and you alone. But it is not a violation for a woman to eat another woman's cooking. Ain't no way.


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Movies I need y'all bastids to see so we can discuss:

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Appropriate Behavior - http://goo.gl/isCzTM
Ma

pretty sure as long as it's for both of us I'd never get so much as a side-eye, but *shrug*

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at

i can't see your wife being cool with donna the secretary cooking chicken for your house.

That put that chick into the penalty box for a minute.

Also my wife doesn't cook so the rules are totally different. We both especially grateful for some home cook meals.





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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

Movies I need y'all bastids to see so we can discuss:

Five Star - https://goo.gl/jBHbVv
Appropriate Behavior - http://goo.gl/isCzTM
Ma

Whether that's fixing him a plate at a BBQ or making dishes for him.... Whether it's some single chick that's after him or some older woman trying to throw shade.

A new baby, though, is reasonable excuse... I'm sure people are dropping off all kinds of dishes. This is only an issue if the wife has some other reason to dislike or not trust the intentions of the bosses wife.

How often does the bosses wife come up in conversation?

take the tiny ones you have now and make a new casserole with them.

take that one home.


problem solved.

d :D

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

Movies I need y'all bastids to see so we can discuss:

Five Star - https://goo.gl/jBHbVv
Appropriate Behavior - http://goo.gl/isCzTM
Ma

Not quite what you were hoping for 8 know, but it's jokes!

actually that was sound advice. You should probably take it.

and do the cobra dance while you give your wife the dick nugget combo

https://youtu.be/fi8MI7jjpSY

>

Now...feel free to add on that there was a chick you were smashing behind her back who used to send food home all the time and your wife was sitting there eating her snacks not knowing she was the Clean Up Woman...and we'll understand.

But as it stands...this is some new nigga 1st world problem shit that is alien to most of us.

Let somebody offer to cook dinner for my wife up in this bitch.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit

D

This is a black woman thing none of us can grasp unless our wives are black, except for mine, who is apparently a mutant.

You're getting made fun of up and down this poast but somehow you're taking it extra personal from me.

Just accept that your super serious dillema was the real joke and KIM.

gives her time to get (the f#&k) over it by the time you're back at the crib.

ignore these fake dolemite-ass niggas. any married man knows women be trippin over dumb s$#t like that.

next somebody'll fall thru with the remedy for inevitable wife & mom conflict.

when you get married you trade in your nuts for clean laundry, clean pussy, and a clean domacile. & that's in the manual.

bout time these niggas woke up from their slumber

BUAHAHAHAAHHAAHHA

about your marriage!

that aint right.

I'll survive.

Train?

I'm sure that's foreign to a daytime drunk such as yourself, Lord knows good parenting doesn't typically lead one down the path of hitting the bar for a breakfast of Jack Daniels and peanuts.

Of course, only a true scumbag would take the tact you're taking right now.

i believe it is a struggle for you to be what you just typed.

i find comfort in the fact that you have an outlet here, with me.

i like to think that im insulating the children(!) from your vile madness.

shall we continue?

Yeah.......kill yourself.

Dead serious. I'd party all through that post.

The flowers remain a sporadic and spontaneous affair. I never do flowers for birthdays or any of the obvious moments, choosing more personal celebratory options for such occasions.

Again, only a true scumbag takes your tact here. It takes a special strain of vile to run with the family angle, but you know that already.

Yeah

You'll drink yourself to death within ten years, guaranteed.

believe it or not, i don't care about it.

It's a pretty significant upgrade might I add.

My daughter is ahead of the curve and would be in kindergarten were it not for that pesky 5 year age minimum. She's the kind of kid who doesn't pay attention to anything being taught, runs and does something else entirely, and yet somehow manages a stronger grasp on the material than all the kids who sat and paid rapt attention.

it's probably because I read to her every day and how her the words as we read. I think know the fact that I teach her about all things, big and small, that we come across on a daily basis. Whatever the case my beautiful Black Queen and me- Her White Hispanic Knight, I know you hate this- are clearly doing something right.

Thanks for asking. Now, go buy some rat poison and eat it.

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

Movies I need y'all bastids to see so we can discuss:

Five Star - https://goo.gl/jBHbVv
Appropriate Behavior - http://goo.gl/isCzTM
Ma

Implying I'm a bad father and shit like that.

Since he insists on stalking and antagonize me, I just tell him to kill himself.

The end.

-

your wife is just grateful she ain't got to cook.

that's something people do...she ain't gonna be mad...trust.

If you "know" she'll appreciate not have to cook, then what's the point of you presenting this like some earnest dilemma?

Makes perfect sense.

Either you're a spineless buffoon who thinks all black women think the same way who made a mountain of a molehill

Or

You're an idiot who "baited" people into making fun of you for being a spineless buffoon who made a big deal out of nothing and you don't have any material to use on those of us you so cleverly ensnared in your, uh, "trap".

Or

You're trying to save face by claiming it was a bait post, despite the "trap" everyone fell into was laughing at you. None of these scenarios make you look sane or smart, which means it's one big fat L of a poast for you any way you slice it.

Wait, no I don't, what the fuck!

You're killin' em b!

So I assume you're exaggerating some of these "dilemmas" just to spur convos.

You baited people. ....into.... making fun of you.

Lol

THIS is your clever retort? "Take your meds?"

I'd expect something with far greater with from a guy who so cleverly ensnared so many into his trap and calls himself The God.

At a party store, something like that. Buy a crown, a Kings crown.

When you get home, put it on
Warm that food up
and eat it.
right. there.
by yourself, at the table

And DARE someone to even look at you funny.

and when they do say
"Da fuck you lookin at?

Set up a camera before you do this please and post results here

I'd bring family food home in a heart beat, I'd matrix any special made meals for one though.

https://youtu.be/A8mUMSi5M8g

naïve and all that jazz

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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

Movies I need y'all bastids to see so we can discuss:

Five Star - https://goo.gl/jBHbVv
Appropriate Behavior - http://goo.gl/isCzTM
Ma

everything cept Jesus

you must've did/said something foolish about the boss

**pops gum** and **rolls eyes**

now, I will say that I have a history of having women do way too much for no reason at all.

My wife knows I'm a charmimg fellow

and yes, she can get a little jealous cause I look good.

I stepped on that rake you hid under the leaves and BLAM!! Right on the face. Now my left eye is all fucked up.

Like http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfp90xpDTm1qb9w8so1_250.gif
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DJTB YOMM

.

.

bitch cooked for him? Smh

No really, that was about as unfunny, lazy, and uncreative and the nonsense legs and Dead Zombie Alias keep using.

What's next, a Hot Lie quip?

Or you gonna pack his lunch and hope she gets the message?

but this one is extremely jealous

Lol@you running with BK's low IQ assessment, especially knowing full well you've been following me around like DZ for years now

Yikes

Yeah you're dumb as a bag of nickels

Guaranteed

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwivda030W1qia1g5.gif

I didn't know that existed. My wife would welcome someone to keep her from having to cook at any time lol

made it for "US"

and tell me how it goes down.

but outside of something like that she'd like be "COOL! I don't have to cook!"

____

TWITTER : Heinz21st

IG : H_N_Z

wife? You being on some R Kelly Mr. Biggs type ish is I think what really got your wife tripping.




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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

Movies I need y'all bastids to see so we can discuss:

Five Star - https://goo.gl/jBHbVv
Appropriate Behavior - http://goo.gl/isCzTM
Ma

Maybe that was the bait and we zeroed I. On all the obvious nonsense.

Shit we're talking about legs

Dude attached a bell on a string to my screen name and comes out the woodwork whenever I post. I could go a month posting nothing at a and legs and DZ come running like mom hit the dinner bell the second I log in.

in this post.

Makes you look like the crazy one.

and half the time dude would get in his feelings if I didn't agree with him on an issue.

if I agreed with some random person who was in his made up shit list he would accuse me of trying to make nice with people who weren't my friends

you know my steez, I go in on anyone but will,also agree with anyone. I'm a rebel, a loner, a bounty hunter out for shits and giggles

this nigga got real live issues

People say things to me
I say things to them
I took a couple of shots otherwise

Your entire argument boils down to "hey cold truth, you're not letting everyone else have the last word and you're taking shots at people who regularly take shots at you!"

DZ, Legs, and Kuntry took their shots and I responded in kind. Akon decided her usually bullshit, contextually illiterate two cents were warranted and I responded to that.

Concluding that I'm "crazy" for responding to people who said things to me, not just in this post, but who consistently take more than their fair share of shots at me is just plain ignorance on your part at best and intellectually dishonest at worst.

.
>Akon decided her usually bullshit, contextually illiterate two
>cents were warranted and I responded to that.

usually bullshit?

Of the history of an exchange, yet form a complete character judgment of me in the process.

Run along now, slob

I expected no less

it is what it is...

and nice try with the stalking/shots bullshit excuse.

you did too much, its ok, it happens...

and thanks again for helping it go plat. Lets go 2X.

-

I'm not the one who continues to follow your posts with nothing but antagonistic bile. It's the other way around.

I'm not tryna be funny or anything but seriously, you're takin this shit waaaaay too serious.

Log off bruh, and take some time off.

maybe it was that Harvest Moon the other night.

pretty sure he has an OKP chart with different levels and dates on who crossed him.

nigga weird

-legs was defensive from jump. Like, super defensive. He wants people to "go in", just not me apparently.

-DZ is DZ doing his DZ schtick with two aliases, using my wife and kids as his angle to antagonize me. Talk about doing to much.

-Akon is once again sticking her snout into some shit she admittedly doesn't know or care about en route to her usual assertion ya hat I "deserve nothing in life", which is about as personal and "serious" as it gets on a message board.

So, people come at me and I defend myself, yet that's "crazy"?

Nope
Nah

All this shit people are saying to me, talking about meds, DZ implying I'm a bad father, akon and her character assumptions....and then I defend my position with facts when people like scenario spout off their baseless conclusions,
And somehow that adds up to me being crazy?

Nope. Fuck yourself.

Cuz I'd beat the dog shit out of you for that "fuck yourself" shit.
I know it's all jokes and giggles on here but I don't play that shit.

I never once disrespected your bitch ass but this rant that you on proves you need to log the fuck off & get some help.

>-legs was defensive from jump. Like, super defensive. He
>wants people to "go in", just not me apparently.
>
>-DZ is DZ doing his DZ schtick with two aliases, using my wife
>and kids as his angle to antagonize me. Talk about doing to
>much.
>
>-Akon is once again sticking her snout into some shit she
>admittedly doesn't know or care about en route to her usual
>assertion ya hat I "deserve nothing in life", which is about
>as personal and "serious" as it gets on a message board.
>
>So, people come at me and I defend myself, yet that's
>"crazy"?
>
>Nope
>Nah
>
>All this shit people are saying to me, talking about meds, DZ
>implying I'm a bad father, akon and her character
>assumptions....and then I defend my position with facts when
>people like scenario spout off their baseless conclusions,
>And somehow that adds up to me being crazy?
>
>Nope. Fuck yourself.
>

SO, let get this straight:

I've apparently crossed YOUR fucking predetermined line, right?

So suddenly you're ready to scrap over "fucking yourself" despite all that bullshit about me taking things too seriously?

Do you want to be consistent, or be a tough guy? You're more than welcome to *try* to brat the dogshit out of me but goddamn are you a thin skinned hypocrite if that's your fighting trigger.

Seems you need to log out and evaluate how seriously you take words on a message board far more than I. I'm "crazy" and taking things to seriously when I call out DZ for using my kids as his angle, but you're totally justified in wanting to fucking FIGHT over "fuck yourself"?

Yeah. You might want to consider, well, everything if this is your stance. How do you get to decide where the line of personal offense should be, yet have no qualms about establishing your own?

Fuck you, fuck yourself, etc. That shit is like spitting in my eye, I take that very serious, you 300% right.

Man to man, I'd like to belive that the shit you're saying is an act.
I wanna give you the benefit of the doubt cuz there is no way that you'd
really tell another man to "fuck themselves" when they're tryna offer you
some advice. I refuse to belive that you are this much of a spineless bitch
made muthafucka that you pretend to be. Please tell me it's all a lie & that
joke is on me.

You're way too old for this and I know you have more to do wit your time than
to play the role of a hoe ass nigga. I know we joke & giggle on here but this ain't no "tough guy" act, bruh. Watch your fuckin mouth.

.

I apologetic for crossing that line with you. The rest isn't worth discussing because it's clear you don't give two fucks.

-legs was defensive from jump. Like, super defensive. He wants people to "go in", just not me apparently.

-DZ is DZ doing his DZ schtick with two aliases, using my wife and kids as his angle to antagonize me. Talk about doing to much.

-Akon is once again sticking her snout into some shit she admittedly doesn't know or care about en route to her usual assertion ya hat I "deserve nothing in life", which is about as personal and "serious" as it gets on a message board.

So, people come at me and I defend myself, yet that's "crazy"?

Nope
Nah

All this shit people are saying to me, talking about meds, DZ implying I'm a bad father, akon and her character assumptions....and then I defend my position with facts when people like scenario spout off their baseless conclusions,
And somehow that adds up to me being crazy?

Nope. Fuck yourself.

at Legs expense and you've turned it into a Legs and DZ are persecuting you post.


I tried to get it back on that track but then....

SMH.


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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

Movies I need y'all bastids to see so we can discuss:

Five Star - https://goo.gl/jBHbVv
Appropriate Behavior - http://goo.gl/isCzTM
Ma

and he couldn't get out the way so niggas could go in.

As much shit as I talk too, I expected more...

kudos to Damali, she dropped a fucking carpet bomb.

but your boy is so fucking off he couldn't let people shine, just mad at the fact that I wasn't mad.

he PDiddy'd the poast

Don't try to flip this

In fact, I fucking WAS having jokes at Legs expense

That's what the fuck I was doing!!!

I didn't turn this into me being "persecuted".

I responded to people who took issue with me clowning on legs- including legs.

You're so eager to join a dogpile that you're not actually paying attention to who said what when and where.

I am not at all trying to pay "attention to who said what when and where" cause who really gives a fuzz, and to my point, it's a distraction from the jokes.




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"Everyone has a plan until you punch them in the face. Then they don't have a plan anymore." (c) Mike Tyson

Movies I need y'all bastids to see so we can discuss:

Five Star - https://goo.gl/jBHbVv
Appropriate Behavior - http://goo.gl/isCzTM
Ma

Unless you're going to take issue with everyone else going out of their way to continue the distractions, ignore it and kim.

You don't care who said what when and where because who gives a fuzz...... yet you're not tripping on everyone coming at me.

Yeah

Maybe that was the bait and we zeroed I. On all the obvious nonsense.

I was surprised to see a text on a Saturday too.

my bossss was tiiiight.

I was so scared and embarrassed and turned on.

but a co-worker who used to flirt with her told me he went shooting with the boss and on the way there the boss said... "I know my wife is pretty and she likes attention, I don't mind of you flirt"


he was kinda shook. dude got a cache of guns

not sure what the problem is
or why anyone would be mad abt that
who the hell wants to eat takeout forever or be up cooking or repeatedly burdening someone who cld be sleeping or dealing with the newborn when u just brought a new baby home

.

and of course the bosses wife be doing too much cause she is the bosses wife so sometimes I vent about her bullshit.

We cool tho..

but I feel like married dudes in here are talking about friends and Fam and not some woman from the job the wife doesn't know.

ah well... Poast was fun for a while then it for banned up.

i'd welcome it
plus he knows that she can cook too
she went all in with the additional items
that means she knows what she's doing!

.

Especially since it's from the bosses wife. Now if it was from some single cousin Faith ass type broad, then hell no.

Not impressed.

Your Bosses wife is teanna trump...

CASSAROLE!!

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