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184053, I'd turn my environment into a projectile weapon dispensary
Posted by Jon, Mon Feb-02-15 04:33 PM
Keep moving and darting (I'm very quick, small target), pelt her hard with everything in sight. If she runs, I'm faster. If she hobbles, I splash her with the mustard. If she dies, I punch her.

Stay the fuck away from my woman bitch. Don't want your fucked up hormones getting on her