I was raised Catholic so I insist (if we're to celebrate Christmas) we go to Church on Christmas eve. But for kids who are not exposed to Catholicism on a regular basis the whole thing is just weird.

I was brushing up my 5 year old on the reason for the season the other day - avoiding the difficult-to-grasp question of divine paternity without penetration - and the kid said 'wait! how was the baby God? Thhat doesn't make any sense! It's just, like, so... weird."