177662, Here's what happened: Posted by Mongo, Mon May-12-14 12:02 PM
Jay steps onto the elevator, playing with his iPhone.
Solange, already there, smiles.
Solange: "Hey! I didn't even know you were here. How's my niece?"
Jay mumbles under his breath, doesn't look up from his iPhone.
Solange: "I cannot remember the last time I was over for dinner and we just let the kids play. Are you guys around next week?"
Jay mumbles again, snickers at something on Facebook.
Solange: "I didn't hear you."
Jay: "I said 'we're touring'."
Solange: "Maybe the week after?"
Jay looks irritated, keeps texting.
Solange: "What do you think?"
Jay: "Look, I think it's cool and all that you want the kids to play, but I told Bey that Blue shouldn't really be playing with the help, okay? I mean, you used to do a great job as her stylist, but --"
Solange: "'Stylist' -- wait, what? Jay, it's me."
He stares blankly.
Solange: "Your sister-in-law?"
Blinks.
Solange: "We've known each other for years. I'm your wife's sister"
Jay: "...Kelly?"
And that's when she hit him.
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