Tried it out for the first time yesterday. Didn't like it.

Currently hung over and hiding out in the bathroom at work.

This post ain't really about nothing. Lol

oh yeah, details.

Lol what is their to say

Jordan didn't go for a triple double the first time he stepped on the court. You gotta practice..."we talkin' 'bout practice"

NOT A GAME!

BUT PRACTICE!!!??/!

now it turns me on,, hehe



i dont have colors
my mmsic:
www.soundclick.com/sylana
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brb8g8f18xE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NgNuVHrEKI

J/s

she still tryin' to audit the remedial class

so now it all makes sense.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

Tis all. Lol

> Didn't like it.

In your last fucking post!

Im calling on MizClayton, Brotha Sun, NikaMandela to this motherfucking post stat, trying to play the "Golly Gee, Ive never see such a thing on these boards, you sir are a liar."

OKP even hates on KISSING, lol.

but remember *I* had your back.

http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/PeggyVulture.jpg

these niggas make me sad.

>
>OKP even hates on KISSING, lol.
>

Wait...
Wait you mofos shole nuff did
Posts have folks admitting they don't LIKE kissing
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You cannot hate people for their own good.

thats what kills me the most about this. I have no comment except Im lucky as fuck for encountering the black women that I have in my lifetime.

I aint mad at you if you didnt like it just know these dudes out in these streets. . .gon' act an ass cuz you dont but fuck 'em.











Sweatin’ me but I’m not you’re type,
You think you irk me, and you’re so right,
. . .
Not me, sucker, I’d never be your lover,
I’d rather make you suffer, you stupid motha fucker

At first lol. I tried my best

just ACK like you love it and they will take it from there

but it's a nice effort. trust, i'll repay that in full.

about thing people do during sex and you JUST put a dick in your mouth for the first time, YESTERDAY? Go Play!!!(c)Kendrick

Da fuck that gotta do with anything.

Instead of just saying, "You are full of shit and don't know anything about life. Stop poasting and go look for a B2K reunion board"

and that's fine. they need to support each other. she's not alone.

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rosemary's babydaddy
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Its levels to this shit

She prolly kissed around it and was like eww


(Aunti Mai just playin)



Sweatin’ me but I’m not you’re type,
You think you irk me, and you’re so right,
. . .
Not me, sucker, I’d never be your lover,
I’d rather make you suffer, you stupid motha fucker

http://i.minus.com/imFDVaslewVVD.gif

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probably dry heaved and choked and made it a whole production as well.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

>She prolly kissed around it and was like eww

.

Had it gotten that far.

I mean it didn't smell bad or taste bad, it was just a lot more work than I thought it would be.

I was just like fuck it, it can't be that hard. WRONG. I think I was too busy trying to look sexy instead of doing it right. I dunno lol

Twice during the actual intercourse tho.

I don't think I was down there that long. Probably less than 3 mintues, felt like forever tho.

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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

> it was just a lot
>more work than I thought it would be.

>> it was just a lot
>>more work than I thought it would be.
>

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When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
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You cannot hate people for their own good.

It was my gf - HS sweetheart in fact. I FUCKING LOVED IT! Looking back on it now, she didn't taste as good as she COULD have, but she tasted fine. The way she got noticeably wetter when I got down there and I could feel her tense up and wriggle/wiggle while I was down there turned me the fuck on and out, by the time I got good enough at it that she was grabbing the back of my head...

I ain't looked back since.

Nowgoruntelldat.

:D

he loved that shit from jump (witcho nasty asses!)

As you should be.

#noshameinmygame
#mymustacheandbeardareluxioustho
#whatyouknowaboutamilkshakemustache
#icouldkeepgoingbutiwont

that's where we gotta draw the line.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

*looks at camera*

*goes back to popcorn*

listen. LOL

i was so gone off Baileys that i barely knew what i was doing. but he kept asking if it was really my first time. i think that's typical though.

brought my gf back to my house while my parents were still at work.

received my first oral, then returned the favor.

it tasted great. I've always loved the taste, and it started from that first day.

went to town for quite a while, loved her reaction and loved being in control (I kinda have a thing for control).

Been a fan ever since.

*insert denzel gif here*

http://www.thepoliticalinsider.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/1372175047000-Monica-L.jpg

I'm just being dramatic and silly. Not to be taken literally.

Sorry so what I don't know if that exactly the same

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You cannot hate people for their own good.

and i was pissed that i had waited that long to try it.
i loved it. she loved it. & i've never looked back.

what kinda laserdisc shit is this?

smh

I am so disappointed. I feel like we as OKPs have not only failed her, but failed her dude.

:/

Where did we go wrong?

There's nothing a woman can do to your dick that feels better than THAT.











You don't impress me!!




RIP Reggie...I love you!! http://i1206.photobucket.com/albums/bb449/Mynewstuff2011/RegLover.jpg



http://penilegenius.tumblr.com/

I can't wait to watch E.T.!!!!

http://i.minus.com/isdlRm2zZJBhg.gif

did this lil niglet just say she had just sucked a dick for the 1st time YESTERDAY?!

lol

ohhh, kids. yall never cease to amuse me

why dont i believe that

I put that on everything that it was tho.

Best advice I got for you.

on me.

Smh

how you gon make a post about spitting and you dont even suck dick?

WTF?!

Some things id be down to try, and others not

or Asian.

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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

And let me see you do the rabbit in the hat trick
'cause these niggas be lovin'it

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/100666_o.gif

Good for you,

i'm out.
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LOL

Girl, bye.

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Bwahahaha....

>or Asian.

>Tried it out for the first time yesterday. Didn't like it.
>
>Currently hung over and hiding out in the bathroom at work.
>
>This post ain't really about nothing. Lol

girl.........................

it is theeeee most glorious thing EVAR. what in the world!?

you gotta look at it like the work of art it is.. and you have to CREATE art WITH it.. it is easily one of the sexiest things you can do and feel.

...

Vee is I and I am She

...

Seeking: . Serenity . Courage . Wisdom .


http://twitter.com/#!/Phenomenality
http://instagram.com/therealphenomenality
http://phenomenality.tumblr.com/archive

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-S5MQ6VUqQTo/Uv07tJsx-_I/AAAAAAAAC1U/lHF4Wv0Vyk8/s1600/swoon.gif

the gif in this post

!!!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/112705/half-baked-o.gif

now we're all married.

no shots

1) you are extremely attracted to

2) has the type of penis that you like

3) cares about you and makes you feel comfortable

4) will also do anything to please you

practice on HIM. see how much pleasure it gives him, and his pleasure will become your pleasure. i promise you, you will grow to love it.

>see how much pleasure it gives him, and his
>pleasure will become your pleasure. i promise you, you will
>grow to love it.


...

Vee is I and I am She

...

Seeking: . Serenity . Courage . Wisdom .


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http://phenomenality.tumblr.com/archive

just SUCK THE DICK
because you enjoy sex
and you turned on
your mouth is watering
& you want to feel a veiny
hot throbbin
dick in your mouf
lol
lemme log off and go home
and suck a dick lol

good for you tho, lol

damn.

GTFOH with all this overanalysis.

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/slow-clap-gif.gif

cause the first time i gave head i was all in it. didn't have my technique down, but i knew my tongue was gonna be all up in her vagina. and knowing that she was enjoying it had be enjoying it just as much.

i wonder if its a man vs. women mentality, or if its a giver vs. a taker mentality.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

Or else I wouldn't have been sucking his dick lol fuck that.

I like dude, I just didn't care for sucking dick. I'd be down to do it again if he insists.

i dont know what to tell you then.

what dont you like about it?

I dunno maybe I was expecting too much

was he getting more and more excited the more you kept doing it?

how wet/sloppy did you get it?

what size are we working with here?

i have so many questions.

So it was only so much I could do with all that. Dude is like 6"4 220, I did my best lol.

I really drunk and yolo'n. I think did aight I got most of it in my mouth

Them size queens is finna be coming for you.

run, girl

RUN!

that there is more to the art than just putting the penis in your mouth and sucking it....especially if dude is of size...por ejemplo...

licking up and down the shaft slowly can be very stimulating for him, and believe me, you'll be able to tell where he's the most sensitive while doing this...also, his testicles are there, so why not?

Try stroking his penis up and down with your hand while sucking/licking his balls...that's a good place to start instead of going right for penis in the mouth...

Also, if his girth is a bit much, you can focus mostly on the head of the penis while stroking the shaft with your hand...

............just some suggestions

Cause from the replies it sounds like you did too much too soon.

>Or else I wouldn't have been sucking his dick lol fuck that.
>
>I like dude, I just didn't care for sucking dick. I'd be down
>to do it again if he insists.

and you don't even see it coming.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

So, you ain't got y'all the answers sway

but hey.....you gotta let young niggas who think they know everything figure it out on their own.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

she tried. if she dont like it, i'm sorry for her, but ending things off of this seems a bit much.

You REALLY didn't know this? *channels my inner Sam Jack*

*clears throat*

HELL MUTHAFUCKIN YEAH, DICK SUCKING IS A REQUIREMENT!

i hated that shit. but i was with his ass.

i *KNOW*
because ain't no motherfucking way I'm going to enter (much less stay) in a relationship for 2.5 years with someone who expects me to fellate them w/o EVER returning the favor.

That negro was just lazy. :/

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You cannot hate people for their own good.

and would you be with someone like that again?
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

but we dont know where hannah's dude is at.

hes probably young as fuck too and still trying to figure out what he wants and shit.

http://i.minus.com/iUxSym3HuHskf.gif

wow.

MOST dudes are going to want that. Head is mainstream. For some ppl kissing isn't necesarry, that doesn't mean that one shouldn't be prepared to kiss if they're going to date.

most dudes may want it, but theres still many that might not make it a dealbreaker.

i just dont think its fair to say her dude is going to dump her cuz she dont like giving head.

THIS. IS. OKPPPPPP!

lol

F'real tho - I ain't saying he's gonna drop her over this, but make no mistake, women HAVE been dropped over this.

but dudes drop women over silly shit anyway.

BUT
best believe SOMEBODY gonna be sucking that dick one way or another. Whether it's Hannah or not is up to her.

>but theres still many that might not
>make it a dealbreaker.
>
>i just dont think its fair to say her dude is going to dump
>her cuz she dont like giving head.

those are called simps. and nobody wants a simp. if you like head, then why be with someone who wouldn't give you head? especially something as basic and standard as head.

its a competition out here in these streets. and if someone isn't giving you head...i don't care how great of a person you think they are...they can be upgraded.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

like if you were with a dude, and he was like....WELP! i tried it. didn't like it. sucks for you.

would you stick around?
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

but i know women for whom its not a requirement. just like i know dudes who dont feel its a requirement. her dude might be one of those dudes.

don't believe all that other shit.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

nigga you not young enough for statements like this

http://i.minus.com/ibetfWa2FCHe5o.gif

she can find those guys.

i said in her other prudical post that she's best off finding guy(s) who also enjoy having sex while fully clothed and through a hole in a sheet w/all the lights off. she's not the only person who likes sex that way. or i should call it "sex" b/c that's that it is. the hint of sex but not actual sex like grown-ups have. there are dudes out there who want it like she does. she can find them.

if its that big of a deal to him, they are not sexually compatible.

it happens - even to those of us who are into grown-up sex for adults. that's why God created billions of us.

I'ts a lot of ppl on the planet, but in terms of percentage of society, especially the population she's prolly gon want.

smh

Shit's looking bleak, fam. I'll light a candle for her.

i doubt she experiences much hunger for tube steak anyway. so the few times per year that she can be bothered to allow some poor slob to get near her goodies will be enough for her. the poor slob is the one who'll suffer.

>i doubt she experiences much hunger for tube steak anyway.
>so the few times per year that she can be bothered to allow
>some poor slob to get near her goodies will be enough for her.
> the poor slob is the one who'll suffer.

I can't argue w/your logic here. So do seem wild asexual.

.

i wish i had some older folk helping me out when i was 21/22.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

>i wish i had some older folk helping me out when i was
>21/22.

smh Things would have been SO much different.

honestly i feel like this is the basic requirement for regular sex.

I would say any two out of the 4 would be fine.

And let me see you do the rabbit in the hat trick
'cause these niggas be lovin'it

I was waiting for a reply like Nika's.

SH, if you do try it again and get good at it,
I promise you that you wont want to give head
without those stipulations. Most dudes out here
don't inspire blow jobs, let alone good ones.

try again.

http://big.assets.huffingtonpost.com/DonDraperHashish.gif

FOH.

Flex on

and u went to a hbcu
this is not adding up hannah lol
what did you put your previous bfs through?

But atleast I got it off my bucket list

>and u went to a hbcu

Lmao wtf, are girls that went to HBCU's more inclined to suck dick or sum'n?

>this is not adding up hannah lol
>what did you put your previous bfs through?

My first boyfriend, was the guy I lost my virginity to I told him straight up no.

My last boyfriend we dated for 3 years. I told him before hand, I'm not doing that so there were no surprises. He was cool with it

...........

...........



.......................



...........i mean most niggas aint faithful anyway


you cant really expect.....?

We're being hard enough on her, don't start in w/that shit.

unless she gets with the rare nigga who absolutely hates getting head

ole...i cant cum from head ass niggas or...its...its...just an appetizer!! i never seen so many anti-head niggas in one place

All that nasty shit she wont do...

another woman will.

I've moved on and past those dudes, I gives no fucks about what they've done or are doing. Nor am I looking for a relationship, so your point?

...you know what why am i even bothering

you'll learn

What you're saying is niggas gone cheat anyway, regardless.

So if I suck dick good or not it shouldn't matter then right?

Cool.

NO ONE is that good starting out, but you gotta love the game to good at it.

and you, Ma'am, are not loving the game.

b/c i imagine she did it and/or will do it as if she's doing the guy a favor. as if she can't wait for it to be over. at that point it's like - just don't fucking do it. lol

There isn't much worse than getting excited to get some
head and then having the person give it act like she is
raking leaves or cleaning dishes and begrudgingly going
about the act.

I'd rather just not get it, and engage in what she enjoys
doing and is good at it.

If she enjoys using her hands - that's fine - but please
enjoy and be good at *something* related to sexual satisfaction, please.

Or let's just be friends.

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you know she was biting that nigga

And let me see you do the rabbit in the hat trick
'cause these niggas be lovin'it

I was down to try it, I was enthusiastic about it and I did the best I could do lol. I gave what I what I felt like was 100%.

Afterwards I assessed the situation and decided I didn't care for it that much.

try new things. they don't always work out.

hole in a sheet. keep your clothes on. be sure all the lights are off.

you'll be fine.

so why do it.

its like playing offense for the glory, but never playing any defense cause its work. you gotta be an all star on both ends of the court.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMKavKEKX2Q
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

absolutely am dying at his patented "let me just not move
and lazily swipe at the ball after my defender blows by me."

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cause he plays that olé defense.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

hang his head and arms like "SHit, I tried my best. IDK what happened"

http://tinyurl.com/mw6hhln

.

lol

http://youtu.be/tMPP1F45ptM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=m_fnqimlRFQ#t=20

LOL

I like where the writers have gone here

and...well, yeah.

but damb, she got the character DOWN at this point.

LOL

you have options.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

I'm going to continue to be myself, and whoever dosent like it. Oh well. Perhaps I overshare at times but I'm an open person like that and I'm going to continue to be. I'm honest about my experiences, fuck I look like coming in here flexing for y'all? Lol

I talk about stuff that's relevant to me and my life experiences

At all.

Clown on lol, I lose no sleep I over it

i aint wanna say it

but......yeah

I dont remember the regular girls who werent good at sex, and there were a few

But I definitely remember the pretty ones that were terrible

in fact, some of the prettiest women I've been with
have been the most sexually demonstrative and dynamic.

And I thank all of Creation for that.

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I feel you tho. One of my stunners was RIDICULOUS in bed. *shudders* I just thought about it.

lol

#poast

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...and you ain't even eat a fuckin dick until this week?

Man bye.

i'm out.
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LOL

I'm just misappropriate Oblarony - Oblivious, blatant Irony.

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.

.

>Dat chill na-na

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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

i'm out.
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Say dat then.
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That was the best thing I read in a week.

>Dat chill na-na

yall niggas aint shit

>yall niggas aint shit

Say dat then.
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All I did was ask a question cause that shit didn't seem normal to me, so I asked y'all know it all niggas.

Yo whole shit fucked up.

Of course, to you, most of us are sex experts. Yo you're on the same level as niggas that think hitting from the back make a booty bigger.

i'm out.
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in some instances, much later.

I mean it's a plus if a woman can be sexually liberated
and expressive earlier, as most tend to discover their unabridged sexuality when their sexual prime is more or less in the rear-view mirror, but hey - to each her own.

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and 90% of the post is just joshing.

But it does remind me how maturity is less about learning new shit but more about letting old shit go.

but this is how you learn tho, by saying dumb shit and getting straight carried.

How else will you know you on some dumb shit if don't nobody ever tell you?

*smooths eyebrows with pinky and index fingers of same hand*

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>But it does remind me how maturity is less about learning new
>shit but more about letting old shit go.

Yup. Unfortunately, a lot of what they seem to have to let go and unlearn are society's discombobulated ideas about womanhood that are often restrictive and repressive in terms of sexual openness and expression. As men, we've been expressing and exploring our sexuality
since we can remember - and are largely encouraged to do so untethered from societal condemnation.


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Because you gotta live by the golden rule.

But in my experience my ex was the only one that was any good at it. The rest of them sucked

Because if you taking you gotta give some if dude wants imo and if his head kung fu is stronger than yours then you gotta train up. As a dude who does not NEED head but shit I like something to breakup the monotony I like to go down on my girl I love it and I don't require that she reciprocates all the time but some time and I want some effort, I wanna enjoy the shit. I guess some guys don't need it and are fine without it I ain't one of them. If I am required to learn than you too and being with each new person is a rectification of skills there is a learning period but I think after you hit a certain stage that learning curve becomes less.

I'm just thinking about just a modern day love life without head. What else do you guys do?

>

Unlock them jaws.

S

L

what are trying to say, scrub?

But with less alcohol, a lot less.

Why am I trying again or why less drank?

here you go Hannah

*NWS* http://www.youporn.com/watch/488346/how-to-perform-fellatio/

Finally something useful

pay special attention to the 'use your hand as well' part

Oh... oooh...
*slowly backs out of post*

i buy flowers every monday morning as a good start to the week
had to do it again
she asked what are the flowers for
i told her just for being you

granted you are late to the game but honestly that's good for you that you were able to make it so long without sucking dick.

Shit that's honestly my go to when I don't feel like having sex. Cuz that last half as long as sex if you do it right...because a lot of men are super visual and love to see you butt naked (or even bra and panties) bopping up and down on their dick, smiling, moaning, and doing whatever. especially if you ask them how they like it...if they like it...what they want from you...whatever...cuz some men like it sloppy, some like it clean. some like it fast...some like it slow...

either way, sucking dick is an art.

and not everyone likes art.

It's actually a turn on to me when I'm with the right man. There really is no greater feeling that your man going from soft to hard in your mouth and reaching over to grab your ass...cuz that's when you know a live nigga want you.

This is what a lot of my homies are saying. Imma work on it though

something yeesh! this some Girl 6 type shit here *chews apple, loosens tie*

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Gender Coons Gotta Go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwjYE-NvKu4

Cray

vitamin c and sloppy joy.

lol

The new Babz?

Apparently that's the next most common thing to do!
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When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
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You cannot hate people for their own good.

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Are those natural?

The suspension system ain't tho


Say dat then.
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Da fuck? But for me to be a triple D, they're pretty effin perky so hush all that noise

my wife has 36 DD's so it isn't hate...

just know that some bra's make your boobs like comical.

Ion see it :shrugs:

but like I said, when perked up that high they look EXTREMELY fake.

a big titty needs to fall a little or you end up looking like a Jerry Springer wannabe

like theres no downward slope to ya cleavage at all lol

aint nobodies titties that perky

well like legs said them plastic joints is

dont kno y u would go for that look if u got the real thing








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I think it's just the angle, it ain't as dramatic as y'all are trying to make it out to be. Iono know why I am explaining myself

but you aren't. Them shits are hilarious.

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Any Broad that wears as much make-up as, ...and is as pre-occupied with their appearance as this Jawn will never truly appreciate/cherish/fulfill a Man.

This Broad is CLEARLY all about herself.


I feel sorry for the Men that she dates.

Congratulations you have just solved the matrix.



>Any Broad that wears as much make-up as, ...and is as
>pre-occupied with their appearance as this Jawn will never
>truly appreciate/cherish/fulfill a Man.
>
>This Broad is CLEARLY all about herself.
>
>
>I feel sorry for the Men that she dates.


And this is dumb as fuck.

*pulls up spreadsheet*

We tried again last night, he said that I did a lot better this time so to those who were contructive thanks to the rest, fuck y'all. Lol

And to be fair he said that he just started eating pussy last year, and he has hella room for improvement himself. So he's not tripping and were gonna work on it.

The end.

and you believed him?

Until he gives me a reason not to. Why wouldn't I

as long as you are happy sucking it's all good.

Whatever I say y'all are just gonna say the opposite anyway

at giving oral and y'all are willing to learn together.

it's a win for all parties but I wouldn't be surprised if he is fake chowing you to to be your dick dummy

Ive had more bad head than good and what's funny is they all talk a good game Anf hype it up when 7/10 it's lowered expectations like shit.


Fake chewing? Who the fuck would even waste their time doing that? You? That's stupid as fuck, I swear you come up with some farfetched scenarios. But I digress. Think whatever you want yo.

especially if YOU tell them you are new to it.

Now you all confident y'all can learn together...

it's great, everyone wins!



the fake chow is a joke from a movie... lighten up francine

This is the best thing that could have come from this post.

Keep at it, Hannah.

.

buried somewhere in my gmail acct.

I've been told they work. I love that this is my contribution to the world lmao

If I can't do nothing else I can tell u how to suck a dick lol :'-(

But yea it's not that serious...u just gotta practice. You were prolly over thinking it. When it comes to shit like that it will be better if you learn to enjoy whatever reaction you get instead of focusing so much on what it is that you're doing (if that makes sense)

Or maybe I just don't enjoy giving head. It happens...but even if that's the case you should try to find a way to enjoy it because most dudes aint playing that no head shit

>If I can't do nothing else I can tell u how to suck a dick lol
>:'-(
>
>But yea it's not that serious...u just gotta practice. You
>were prolly over thinking it. When it comes to shit like that
>it will be better if you learn to enjoy whatever reaction you
>get instead of focusing so much on what it is that you're
>doing (if that makes sense)

based on appearance.

I say this as a fan of oral who dresses like a librarian most of the time.

How do I know? Because I've looked at backpage escort ads.

>How do I know? Because I've looked at backpage escort ads.
>

So good for you

Why are you judging people who employ sex workers?

He said something stupid and smart assy so I replied as fitting.

i know phones produce better quality photos than that.

do people degrade the image quality on purpose?

is she computing on a low resolution CRT and just doesn't notice?

i can't figure it out.

please help.

To take pictures with then FOH.

Other than that, the only person that cares is you,

could you help me understand the creative process around duplicating the photo for the avatar?

that's the exact same photo, twice.

why not three times?

why not five?

why two?

is this like a pic-stitch, but not?

i'm not saying it doesn't work, 'creatively?'.

i'm just curious to know how you got there.

>could you help me understand the creative process around
>duplicating the photo for the avatar?
>
>that's the exact same photo, twice.
>
>why not three times?
>
>why not five?
>
>why two?
>
>is this like a pic-stitch, but not?
>
>i'm not saying it doesn't work, 'creatively?'.
>
>i'm just curious to know how you got there.
>



It's just a pic stitch. Of course I had hella more pictures from that day, so in order not to make 2 different posts on IG I stitched them together. Then I decided I liked how the same picture looked side by side. The end

i can live with this.

i've never used pic-stitch or any collaging software.

i didn't realize its the default/go-to thing to do for your crazy kids.

even if it's the same photo.

same fuzzy photo.

have you ever been photographed with a decent camera?

.

I did a lingerie photoshoot once before, with this photographer that shoots urban models around here.

inbox if you'd prefer

After we broke up, I'd gotten her so into it that it became the thing I missed most about our nekkid times.


You are young yet, padawan. But you, too, can develop love of facetime with the penis.

It wasn't a dealbreaker.

But she thought it was.

Called me back two years later.

TWO YEARS.

And left a message that essentially was like "I DO THAT NOW AND I'M GOOD AT IT AND WE SHOULD GO OUT"

And I was like... say hello to my fiancee.

:/

" wait! I'm ready to suck your dick now!"

im one of those guys where head isn't really a requirement

the bar for good head is higher for me it seems...so unless it's a certified head monster going to work...

i rarely need it to go on for more than 5 minutes...aka it's foreplay

but even so...it's good foreplay and shows a willingness to please

so it's good that you feel good enough about it to go in

i assume this the military guy right?

I told him straight up that I've never done it but I'm open to trying it with him and he's cool with that.


But yes it was the military man

Spade and SoWhat damn near had me in tears

I'm cool with SimplyHanah, so no snark, just a question.

like I said earlier..

big ass titties don't look right when they stick out like that...

I love boobs. Married a woman with wonder boobs. I just like my boobs to fall a little on the woman...

you got some scuds missiles in this photo.

Wore to the on the run tour and got hella compliments on it

does it ooze class and sophistication...no. but that's perfectly okay.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

as someone said earlier. But again I aint trippin

now if she wore it to church, i'd be completely confused. but in a sexual, tryin-to-get chose, or trying-to-make-this-nigga-go-crazy setting...i can dig it.
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

>does it ooze class and sophistication...no. but that's
>perfectly okay.
>---------------------------------------
>it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're
>strangers.
>
>not compassionate....only polite.
>
>I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.


But then again, it would be classified as hate. So nevermind, I guess.

Say dat then.
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>eat moar pineaplz © the dik sucken cow
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it's true what they say...people are strange, when you're strangers.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

eat moar pineaplz © the dik sucken cow

..hilarisad, indeed.


*skatin' the rings of saturn*


..and miles to go before i sleep...

*adds OBLARONY to the lexicon*

IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE??