>lol
>anyway, he was an alcoholic bartender. kept insisting that we
>stop for booze every time we hung out. so that day i stopped
>for gas and he took that opportunity to run across the street
>to the liquor store to get some alcohol. I was mad, thinking
>all kinds shit in my head and not really focused on what type
>of gas i was putting in the car. Accidentally put diesel gas
>in my tank :( car sput, sput, sputted and stopped. i just
>about died. long horrible date-story short, he helped me get
>my car to pep boys and while we were sitting there in the cold
>on a sunday he suggested getting a room and was hella
>surprised when i said okay.
>anyway, he's hype. grinning and laughing and moving all fast,
>i guess before i changed my mind. then we get into the room
>and he starts to sweat, smile gone, asked me if i was hungry.
>uh, yeah! for some d*ck! lol, kidding. i aint say that. I told
>him no but he said he was hungry so he went to mcdonalds. i
>took that chance to primp and get ready. dude was gone sooo
>long i fell asleep. when i woke up it was getting dark. he
>finally comes back w/ all these cheeseburgers and shit and
>breaks the bag open on the bed. i'm starting to get
>disappointed...i'mma cut it short.
>anyway, so dude had hella alcohol on his breath and decided to
>go down on me but he didn't know what he was doing. he was
>sliding all over the bed, making all kinds of MmMm! noises
>like he was going IN. but all he was doing was soaking the
>sheets w/ his saliva and making me wetter. every time i'd try
>to assist him he'd stop me, adamantly. talking about "i gotta
>learn!"
>so i started watching tv. it was on so why not. when he
>finally stopped, he told me he needed head to get an erection.
>matter of fact he quoted a rapper. can't think of the quote
>right now. but whatever. we get it up and get to going and it
>was over like that. within two commercials time. ALL that time
>i spent primping and waiting and that was all i got. drunken
>dick. he wanted me to stay the night there so we could try
>again later but i was pissed. then a day later i discover an
>itch. his alcohol breath and yuck mouth had given me a yeast
>infection.