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161586, Black Twitter's Greatest Hits
Posted by CherNic, Wed Dec-31-69 07:00 PM

Tyrese: I know some dudes who literally can't leVe their house without diamonds and flash!! It's like crytinyte!!! #Shame

FrencHMonTanA: U ever met someboy of twitter than ya meet up and they got da same alphet they had on on they profile pic lol

BobbyBucks #mainchick eats flaming young & #sidechick eats McDonalds...LoL

http://front-free.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/YoungStruggleFace.jpg

slimthugga it's wanna those movies that have chicks on that sullibant shit

*bloop bloop*

Poll question: Black Twitter's Greatest Hits

Poll result (73 votes)
crytinyte	(1 votes)	Vote
alphet	(5 votes)	Vote
flaming young	(59 votes)	Vote
youngstruggleface	(8 votes)	Vote
sullibant	(0 votes)	Vote

161587, wtf is sullibant
Posted by speedlaws07, Tue Mar-15-11 09:11 AM

161588, celibate?
Posted by bfnh, Tue Mar-15-11 09:19 AM

161589, fuck now I'm the dumb ass lol
Posted by speedlaws07, Tue Mar-15-11 08:48 PM

161590, celibate?
Posted by Gangsta Mittens, Tue Mar-15-11 09:19 AM

161591, came back to this post 2.5 months later
Posted by Vizionz28, Tue May-31-11 04:38 PM

and i still couldn't figure out that one

161592, This shit is sad
Posted by DaHeathenOne76, Tue Mar-15-11 09:22 AM

Sullibant
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@DaHeathenOne76

161593, hol up what did mary j do?
Posted by illegal, Tue Mar-15-11 09:22 AM

she had some shit that had her twitterfamous for a min

161594, RE: hol up what did mary j do?
Posted by DaHeathenOne76, Tue Mar-15-11 09:23 AM

Dont understand estimate her intelligents.

hooked on music, not phonics
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@DaHeathenOne76

161595, she fucked up the english language....i forgot the exact phrase
Posted by buildingblock, Tue Mar-15-11 09:24 AM

but she fucked up sometin' simple somethin' awful

161596, "Why is it that people try to understand estimate my intelligents?"
Posted by CherNic, Tue Mar-15-11 09:30 AM

161597, My tongue stutters just trying to say that
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Tue Mar-15-11 07:25 PM

161598, It's more iPhone autocorrect fail, though.
Posted by MiQL, Tue Mar-15-11 08:06 PM

Still, it's easy to pretend that she can't construct sentences.

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/category/best-of-dyac/

161599, she should sue for defamation of cataracts
Posted by 3CardMolly, Wed Mar-16-11 02:16 PM

I mean character

161600, OMG these have me CRYING laughing that shit needs
Posted by Marty McFlyy, Wed Aug-03-11 08:19 AM

a post to itself.

161601, tug lafe
Posted by agentB, Tue Mar-15-11 09:23 AM

http://soulbounce.com/soul/assets_c/2011/01/Tug_Lafe_cropped-thumb-473xauto-7746.jpeg

161602, malcolm wept
Posted by Ghetto Black, Tue Mar-15-11 09:26 AM

161603, The worst part of that is Malcolm X doing the baptismal
Posted by theScholar3000, Wed Jun-01-11 08:03 AM

the ignorance is killing me...

ME: http://twitter.com/EL3G
MY MUSIC: http://soundcloud.com/EL3G
MY BLOG: http://blog.okizoo.com
MY SHOW: www.gtownradio.com Wed 8-10pm
EP#415:http://therecradio.podomatic.com//

161604, this is all kindsa wft. why is malcolm baptizing tupac? this is like
Posted by poetx, Tue Sep-06-11 10:38 PM

some choose your religious adventure type ish.

you know them books from when we was little where the pages were cut into three? and you'd have a character with a monster head, a cowboy body, and skis on or some shit?

next page in this book would have been the pope playing Cee-Lo with Redd Foxx.

Louis Armstrong playing golf with Julian Bond.

scrambled ni&&a history for $20,000, bob.

peace & blessings,

x.

www.twitter.com/poetx

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

161605, FlamingYoung is gonna be my new screename 4 erything
Posted by ambient1, Tue Mar-15-11 09:24 AM

161606, lol
Posted by BurbKnight, Fri Feb-17-12 02:22 PM

.

161607, ok, I'm cryin' @ your avi though! ROTFL!
Posted by mochalox, Tue Mar-15-11 09:26 AM

161608, Your avi sent me on a google hunt
Posted by DaHeathenOne76, Tue Mar-15-11 09:27 AM

Ive been singin that since Sunday.

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@DaHeathenOne76

161609, yall don't watch the bad girls club? that's tenisha poppin' off
Posted by buildingblock, Tue Mar-15-11 09:28 AM

161610, Never heard of it
Posted by DaHeathenOne76, Tue Mar-15-11 09:31 AM

But it looks hilarious.
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@DaHeathenOne76

161611, tanisha's greatest hits in 1 youtube!
Posted by teefiveten, Tue Mar-15-11 09:30 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waLnhdxaw5s

161612, This lank dont work
Posted by Ms Ma am, Mon Mar-26-12 02:28 PM

I got excited too. I loved Tanisha!

161613, lol is that where it's from? I got it from a blog
Posted by CherNic, Tue Mar-15-11 09:31 AM

shit's hysterical

161614, Ionno what that was but it had me dying
Posted by Hitokiri, Tue Mar-15-11 07:09 PM

Banging pans and shit. lol while i smh

161615, i miss tanisha though
Posted by teefiveten, Tue Mar-15-11 09:29 AM

that whole season was great

i love joose (c) tanisha

lol now i gotta google that scene

161616, green, easily
Posted by MistaGoodBar, Tue Mar-15-11 10:27 AM

161617, http://www.gifsoup.com/view2/2141811/wndwfail-o.gif
Posted by Hitokiri, Tue Mar-15-11 10:42 AM

the fuck niggas?!

http://www.gifsoup.com/view2/2141811/wndwfail-o.gif

161618, LOLOLOLOLOL
Posted by buildingblock, Tue Mar-15-11 07:18 PM

161619, I'm dyin
Posted by FireBrand, Tue Mar-15-11 07:27 PM

161620, lol dude thought it was a movie
Posted by Peabody, Tue Mar-15-11 07:30 PM

nm

161621, LMAOOO. if i was the cop, dude woulda got away cause i'd be crying
Posted by Government Name, Tue Mar-15-11 07:59 PM

161622, lol
Posted by myob, Wed Aug-03-11 01:47 AM

161623, lmfao.
Posted by ansomble, Tue May-31-11 04:26 PM

161624, that nigga really thought he was bruce mcclane.
Posted by PlanetInfinite, Tue May-31-11 04:29 PM

161625, yo if that shit worked i wouldnt have been mad at em.
Posted by BrooklynWHAT, Tue May-31-11 07:04 PM

161626, that shit is never not funny
Posted by Peabody, Tue May-31-11 07:07 PM

nm

161627, LMAO =((((
Posted by , Wed Jan-25-12 05:56 PM

161628, Reminds me of Geah
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Tue Mar-15-11 07:17 PM

161629, was tyrese tryin 2 say kryptonite?
Posted by thegodcam, Tue Mar-15-11 07:21 PM

161630, thanks! I was lost as hell over that one
Posted by Grand_Royal, Tue Mar-15-11 09:34 PM

"You think you flow like water, but yawl like Evian spelled backwards"

161631, yes
Posted by CherNic, Wed Mar-16-11 07:46 AM

161632, I saw alphet yesterday and said WHAT??!?!?!????
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Tue Mar-15-11 07:23 PM

161633, that little nigga in the polo is still so funny.
Posted by FireBrand, Tue Mar-15-11 07:33 PM

161634, what's the story behind that?
Posted by LeonPause, Tue Mar-15-11 08:30 PM

161635, NO clue.
Posted by FireBrand, Tue Mar-15-11 08:37 PM

161636, no real story. someone posted his pic and ppl started jonesin
Posted by CherNic, Tue Mar-15-11 08:44 PM

He looks kinda old about the face. Phonte said he looks like Alex Haley. Here's another pic http://plixi.com/p/7435373.

161637, Ha, I always thought that was your son.
Posted by Cam, Tue May-31-11 03:23 PM

161638, Oh, this alphet ish is new to me but they need to stop frontin' on Slim
Posted by HeavenLei, Tue Mar-15-11 09:25 PM

...like they ain't hear Raekwon say that same shit on "Camay".
*****

161639, RE: Black Twitter's Greatest Hits
Posted by fire, Wed Mar-16-11 09:22 AM

young struggle face in a landslide

161640, OH !@#$
Posted by DaHeathenOne76, Wed Mar-16-11 09:26 AM

I just realized what that person was trying to say when he typed 'alphet" HELL NAW
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@DaHeathenOne76

161641, I want to add "The Plate" to this poll
Posted by lovelyone80, Wed Mar-16-11 09:33 AM

161642, what's the context?
Posted by CherNic, Wed Mar-16-11 09:46 AM

161643, I think this is dude w/his tax refund on a plate like salad
Posted by HeavenLei, Wed Mar-16-11 11:35 AM

*****

161644, this chick twitpic'ed a plate of food for her man
Posted by lovelyone80, Wed Mar-16-11 11:44 AM

and it looked all week and shit.

I wish I saved it. but it was like one rib, three string beans and a sad ass piece of bread.

161645, oh damn, lol
Posted by HeavenLei, Wed Mar-16-11 01:49 PM

*****

161646, I think the original was the yellowest corn ever
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Wed Mar-16-11 06:35 PM

>and it looked all week and shit.
>
>I wish I saved it. but it was like one rib, three string beans
>and a sad ass piece of bread.

Shit was completely ugly and disgusting looking

161647, this? http://twitpic.com/4qszfh
Posted by tameek, Tue May-31-11 04:28 PM

http://twitpic.com/4qszfh

161648, YES!
Posted by lovelyone80, Tue May-31-11 05:42 PM

161649, Shit thats funny as hell
Posted by Ms Ma am, Mon Mar-26-12 02:34 PM

I literally laughed out loud

161650, I may be the only one that believe ALPHET is the winner
Posted by Geah, Wed Mar-16-11 11:41 AM

161651, That was my vote, but I think Flaming Young still takes it
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Wed Mar-16-11 06:35 PM

161652, I hate Phonte LMAO
Posted by CherNic, Wed Mar-16-11 07:46 PM

@phontigallo: Whenever I see a pic of #YoungStruggleFace, I imagine him speaking in the voice of Joe Cocker.

161653, New entry.....our homeboy Mike Epps.........
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Thu Mar-17-11 03:38 AM

http://naturallyalise.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Mike-Epps-Twitter-Status.png

http://naturallyalise.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Mike-Eps-highgean.png

161654, Oh no!
Posted by 0NE L0VE, Tue May-31-11 07:04 PM

161655, HOW do you spell the word "these" incorrectly?!?!
Posted by BennyTenStack, Tue May-31-11 11:37 PM

161656, i have never laughed this hard on OKP...ever!
Posted by auset1, Wed Jun-01-11 08:12 AM

<38 and good.

EARRINGS AND THINGS
http://rachelstewart.bigcartel.com/

~~http://csphoto-design.com/~~

161657, .
Posted by BigJazz, Mon Mar-26-12 01:09 PM

.

***
I'm tryna be better off, not better than...

161658, #pathsmere #austrage
Posted by CherNic, Tue May-31-11 07:42 AM

RT @SelfMadeP: Ladies...how many of ya'll niggas go with ya'll to get a pathsmere? Or however you spell it.

RT @KingHiramDa3rd: He's an guy austrage RT @nickelDAdon: I fucks with the heats even though Bosh is sweeter than a butterscotch

161659, maaan #pathsmere had me in TEARS
Posted by earthqueen, Tue May-31-11 08:03 AM

people CANNOT be this stupid

161660, pathsmere. omg.
Posted by teefiveten, Tue May-31-11 09:54 AM

i was like
cashmere?
pashmina?

oh lord.

161661, Yo wtf is an #austrage
Posted by HeavenLei, Tue May-31-11 03:14 PM

awst...rage...awst...ridge? Oh.

<-----YUM

161662, I'm like 10% sad when I figure these out.
Posted by JFrost1117, Tue May-31-11 03:36 PM

161663, ostrich!
Posted by come on people, Tue May-31-11 07:04 PM

161664, "He's an guy austrage" is the worst sentence i've ever seen
Posted by ternary_star, Tue Sep-06-11 09:25 AM

161665, #vowels
Posted by kingjerm78, Tue May-31-11 08:00 AM

I can't remember the twitter that said it..but she was talking about someone saying their wedding vowels.

161666, someone in my timeline retweeted someone saying FEYONCE
Posted by teefiveten, Tue May-31-11 03:42 PM

:(

161667, Oh shit, took me a while, I thought it was a Beyonce diss/remix
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Tue May-31-11 06:45 PM

161668, Same here. But it's so natural. Feyonce is now in the lexicon.
Posted by JCass, Tue May-31-11 10:29 PM

.

161669, im pissed i had to read that like 8 times to get wtf it meant.
Posted by VAsBestBBW, Wed Jul-27-11 11:52 AM

fuck.

161670, me too, i'm like why the snapping on bey's cousin... then i slowed it
Posted by poetx, Tue Sep-06-11 10:43 PM

down and was like *slaps forehead*.

damb.

peace & blessings,

x.

www.twitter.com/poetx

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

161671, LMAO @ Bey's cousin
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Wed Sep-07-11 09:02 PM

161672, I was gonna go with "alpet" until I read...
Posted by HypnotiK FunK, Tue May-31-11 04:26 PM

"flaming young." WTF? That shit is hilariously sad.

161673, FEYONCE
Posted by flora, Tue May-31-11 04:27 PM

thats the best one yet

bitch said her feyonce was taking too long to get ready

rofl

161674, LOL
Posted by Von Pea, Tue Jul-26-11 09:12 PM

i wonder what the fuck the school teachin

this may speak to you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v70_uFZ05N4

161675, lol
Posted by FireBrand, Wed Jul-27-11 11:56 AM

161676, lmao
Posted by labcoat, Tue Sep-06-11 07:42 AM

161677, Rickey Smiley is one of my FAVORITES:
Posted by CherNic, Tue May-31-11 05:22 PM

RT @RickeySmiley yo HERMERFADIKE ass mammy!!Bought condoms AND KY so she won't get herself preg again

161678, Great holy bejeezus.
Posted by JFrost1117, Tue May-31-11 06:51 PM

161679, lolololol
Posted by select_from_where, Tue Oct-25-11 08:53 AM

161680, it is something sincerely wrong with that dude and I love him for it
Posted by Raina, Tue Oct-16-12 04:03 PM

.

161681, @therealmikeepps
Posted by infin8, Tue May-31-11 06:43 PM

there is a FOUNTAIN of Black Twitter follies

161682, i cry once a day b/c of twitter.
Posted by bayoubyyou, Tue May-31-11 09:10 PM

161683, ErvGotti202:
Posted by OK Apple, Tue May-31-11 10:35 PM

http://i53.tinypic.com/2d9rxu8.png

"Money isnt the rude off all evil... Lack of money is!"

~Apple

-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-

http://shoepornography.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/#!/shoepornography

161684, LMAO man... our teachers are failing.
Posted by cocoapeach, Wed Dec-21-11 06:51 PM

161685, Nvm... that ain't!
Posted by stayls, Mon Mar-26-12 11:43 AM

him!

161686, wow I just cried reading this
Posted by t_neezy, Tue May-31-11 10:37 PM

161687, SELF OF STEAM!!!
Posted by Chanson, Tue May-31-11 10:40 PM

161688, "center blocks" (c) kevin hart
Posted by bayoubyyou, Tue May-31-11 10:42 PM

that nigga last week with the tennis shot that cures rabies that black men get from fucking white women

i just dont know...

161689, I've seen TWO of my friends on facebook say "minus well"
Posted by BennyTenStack, Tue May-31-11 11:40 PM

As in "I minus well just quit my job, I'm tired of this mess."

161690, I been sittin here for 20 mins. tryna figga out wtf a flaming young is
Posted by homer_pimpson225, Wed Jun-01-11 07:58 AM

I'm thinking it's something you order at the Chinese spot on the side of your General Tso's chicken or some shit, then it hit me.

Gatdamn, black people on Twitter is a sad testament to our public school system. "They busing us to school and we ain't getting no sleep!" � Martin Payne

161691, Filet mignon.
Posted by WaxLablTabler, Fri Feb-24-12 07:46 PM

161692, OMG I HAD NO IDEA... IM DONE
Posted by JAESCOTT777, Mon Feb-27-12 04:23 PM

161693, flaming young...what a great band name.
Posted by auset1, Wed Jun-01-11 08:01 AM

<38 and good.

EARRINGS AND THINGS
http://rachelstewart.bigcartel.com/

~~http://csphoto-design.com/~~

161694, (Not twitter) I submit...kinsenyeta
Posted by no_i_cant_dance, Tue Jul-26-11 07:01 PM

In this person's defense, quinceanera is a tough ass word to spell...I usually just abbr it to "quince" & call it a day.

161695, at least it's another language...
Posted by ternary_star, Tue Sep-06-11 09:30 AM

161696, Amastaud
Posted by CherNic, Tue Jul-26-11 07:05 PM

�@iamdiddy: Out here poolside with baby oil on, tryna get amastaud black aka Purple...blacker the berry sweeter the juice LOL�

161697, #DigimonHonsou should punch him in the dick for that
Posted by JFrost1117, Tue Jul-26-11 08:06 PM

161698, LMAO
Posted by bayoubyyou, Wed Aug-03-11 01:08 AM

161699, lol
Posted by DolphinTeef, Wed Sep-07-11 09:18 PM

161700, sellulight
Posted by CherNic, Tue Jul-26-11 07:09 PM

�RT @starstarstar24: I rather b skinny den have sellulight I tell u dat much�

161701, If I had twitter, I would tweet them that skinny people get...
Posted by no_i_cant_dance, Tue Jul-26-11 07:28 PM

sellulight too!!

161702, Aluminauty
Posted by Chanson, Tue Jul-26-11 08:03 PM

http://dumbesttweets.com/post/8007117998/aluminauty-chile-icant

161703, emberriesment. comminity
Posted by atruhead, Tue Jul-26-11 08:04 PM

@starstarstar24 106 IS AN EMBERRIESMENT 2 DA BLACK COMMINITY

161704, lord half mercy.
Posted by Von Pea, Tue Jul-26-11 09:14 PM

this may speak to you:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v70_uFZ05N4

161705, chest. pains.
Posted by willi_dudat, Tue Jul-26-11 10:02 PM

!

161706, hurt when breath
Posted by MiracleRic, Wed Jul-27-11 11:27 AM

i say that every single time someone coughs on the trees

161707, RE: hurt when breath
Posted by buildingblock, Wed Jul-27-11 11:30 AM

161708, RE: hurt when breath
Posted by buildingblock, Wed Jul-27-11 11:30 AM

161709, wild hundred
Posted by buildingblock, Wed Jul-27-11 11:30 AM

.

161710, We gotta do better man
Posted by CherNic, Tue Aug-02-11 08:39 PM

RT @RealBisi: Look at his innocence though �http://twitpic.com/5wgy2t

161711, WAT. THEE. FOCK.
Posted by cgonz00cc, Tue Aug-02-11 09:06 PM

161712, LOL @ Aww Its lil Plaxico
Posted by Radio Rahim, Tue Aug-02-11 09:10 PM

161713, fuck.
Posted by myob, Wed Aug-03-11 01:52 AM

161714, "hey baby!!! fuck you doing on the corner at 3am?" (c) chappelle
Posted by poetx, Tue Sep-06-11 10:47 PM

peace & blessings,

x.

www.twitter.com/poetx

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

161715, Had to say Flaming Young out loud to myself to get that...
Posted by TheAlbionist, Wed Aug-03-11 03:37 AM

... woah.

Just..... woah.

161716, how come nobody mad this nigga said.. its wanna those movies
Posted by LAbeathustla, Wed Aug-03-11 07:41 AM

161717, Cause #sullibant stole its shine
Posted by snacks, Tue Sep-06-11 07:29 AM

On any other day though ...

161718, #Synonym Toast Crunch
Posted by snacks, Tue Sep-06-11 07:27 AM

http://twitter.com/#!/misstwink/status/110817545044508673

161719, i saw you goin off after that one, i was rollin
Posted by EyE C, Tue Sep-06-11 09:34 AM

161720, Yoooo... That is awesome.
Posted by TheBigThyme, Thu Dec-22-11 12:49 AM

Synonym Toast Crunch would be the shit.

161721, non shallant!
Posted by CherNic, Tue Sep-06-11 07:37 AM

RT @guccibagA: people interpret my none shallaunt attitude the wrong way

161722, gfsjkklawjve where do you find these people?!
Posted by snacks, Tue Sep-06-11 09:33 AM

161723, like truly... I have a shirt for this...
Posted by Walk On, Tue Sep-06-11 08:52 AM

161724, where is Geah?
Posted by Allah, Tue Sep-06-11 10:12 AM

161725, ubnoctious
Posted by CherNic, Tue Sep-06-11 10:21 PM

RT @Est_N_Dha_90s: New Yorkers are so ubnoctious�

Yahp....ub-noct-ious

161726, spellcheck just be like "fuck school"
Posted by desus, Tue Sep-06-11 10:44 PM

sound that shit out bitch cuz i dunno what ur trying to say

161727, oh.dear.
Posted by lfresh, Tue Sep-06-11 10:30 PM

~~~~
When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
~~~~
You cannot hate people for their own good.

161728, #ROOFCRISP
Posted by snacks, Wed Sep-07-11 08:59 PM

http://twitter.com/#!/boogasuga/status/111572906999414784

askd;ljakwlegjaklvmlwkemgalkbw;ake

161729, roof fucking crisp.
Posted by wbgirl, Wed Sep-07-11 09:11 PM

i am unable to breath(e) properly right now.

~~wbg~~
"I pray sometimes to keep my head together,
because you can use prayer however you want.
There are no rules one way or the other."
--Jami Attenberg

http://bit.ly/dKdmRy
http://twitter.com/queeneulalia
http://queeneulalia.blogspot.com

161730, fock
Posted by Kurtis Carve, Wed Sep-07-11 09:54 PM

161731, :(
Posted by teefiveten, Tue Oct-25-11 08:59 AM

.

161732, why ya'll laffin tho?
Posted by Stoogie, Wed Dec-21-11 07:45 PM

that's where they sell them flamin youngs.

they be crisp too.

161733, Dammit snacks! Lol
Posted by CherNic, Wed Sep-07-11 08:59 PM

This may have topped flaming young

Ok nahhhhh but it's close

161734, LOL! Yeah it's up there
Posted by snacks, Wed Sep-07-11 09:05 PM

161735, up for Snacks :)
Posted by CherNic, Tue Oct-25-11 08:25 AM

161736, Africana Studies wept for #LangstonHews
Posted by snacks, Tue Oct-25-11 08:31 AM

http://twitter.com/#!/WhoIsHufnagle/status/128645411530481664

161737, I could teach you how to speak my language, #LorettaStone
Posted by snacks, Tue Oct-25-11 08:37 AM

http://twitter.com/#!/MFphantom/status/127408432708980736

161738, arlevant
Posted by Sha, Tue Oct-25-11 08:39 AM

...

161739, "live by curiously through you"
Posted by KnowOne, Tue Oct-25-11 09:06 AM

nm

161740, #PRANGMANTIS!
Posted by snacks, Tue Nov-01-11 09:18 AM

http://twitter.com/#!/MFphantom/status/55646565611749377

161741, *keeps the party goin* I present to you all: Man A's
Posted by CherNic, Sun Nov-27-11 04:52 PM

@cmaysphoto Man A's colored Benz, I push miracle whips

161742, aw hell
Posted by smooth va, Sun Nov-27-11 05:20 PM

161743, lol! fuckin' man A's! priceless.
Posted by 2.tears.in.a.bucket, Sun Nov-27-11 05:33 PM

.

161744, wow.
Posted by Former_Day_Saint, Mon Nov-28-11 05:00 PM

161745, *hyperventilates*
Posted by Steelysteel, Tue Dec-27-11 09:17 PM

http://www.twitter.com/steelysteel

161746, #GladistNite
Posted by Government Name, Mon Nov-28-11 04:58 PM

https://twitter.com/#!/Dr3Sh4wn/status/140983781644435457

161747, surely it is toure tweeting about raped slaves
Posted by thrill, Mon Nov-28-11 05:02 PM

http://gawker.com/5482474/the-mysterious-case-of-toure-praising-raped-slaves-for-seducing-massa

161748, Up for the holidays!
Posted by CherNic, Wed Dec-21-11 03:12 PM

RT @Frank_Motion: Every kiss begins with "K" ....yea so does klamidia.�

161749, inventory manslaughter
Posted by kingjerm78, Wed Dec-21-11 05:30 PM

@DJSeanJuan: Conrad Murray guilty of inventory manslaughter

161750, http://i39.tinypic.com/2zdrpjr.gif
Posted by Challenger, Wed Dec-21-11 06:33 PM

http://i39.tinypic.com/2zdrpjr.gif

Challenger-

161751, Happens at Wal-Marts all the time
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Wed Dec-21-11 07:20 PM

161752, RE: Black Twitter's Greatest Hits
Posted by Bdiddy04, Fri Dec-23-11 03:41 PM

�@Ksea32: What if your child gets ammonia out here over some shoes

161753, I woulda said "just don't feed her bleach"
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Thu Jan-26-12 04:17 AM

161754, Sillow wet.
Posted by desus, Tue Dec-27-11 07:20 PM

smh.

161755, Nelly giving Tyrese a run for his money today (see next 2 posts)
Posted by snacks, Tue Jan-10-12 09:41 AM

161756, #LegendDairy
Posted by snacks, Tue Jan-10-12 09:41 AM

https://twitter.com/#!/itsbizkit/status/156739929559416832

161757, #turnpaper
Posted by snacks, Tue Jan-10-12 09:42 AM

https://twitter.com/#!/Nelly_Mo/status/156736313951916032

161758, #apidimi
Posted by CherNic, Wed Jan-25-12 05:44 PM

RT @GetLACEDup: Obama is the apidimi of what the black man is suppose to be.

161759, RE: #apidimi
Posted by Khalil19, Mon Mar-26-12 12:28 PM

I read that "A PI DIMY" before I got that...LAWD

You don't impress me!!

The better side of me : http://i1206.photobucket.com/albums/bb449/Mynewstuff2011/nita2.jpg

RIP Reggie...I love you!! http://i1206.photobucket.com/albums/bb449/Mynewstuff2011/RegLover.jpg

161760, Somebody here said "pool pit" the other day
Posted by PimpTrickGangstaClik, Wed Jan-25-12 06:00 PM

as in "Some people get to preachin from the pool pit when they need to look at themselves"

lol

161761, is this post archived??
Posted by SaGe3000, Thu Jan-26-12 02:02 AM

I hope for the sake of shits and giggles that it is, and always will be available for access....

DOUBT WHOM YOU WILL, BUT NEVER YOURSELF

161762, Shout out to the gentlemen ... #Shivery ain't dead folks
Posted by snacks, Fri Feb-17-12 02:14 PM

https://twitter.com/#!/FigDrewton/status/170590652051103745

161763, As long as there's cold weather, shivery will ALWAYS remain
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Sun Feb-19-12 08:31 PM

161764, Flaming Young is the worst... lol
Posted by BurbKnight, Fri Feb-17-12 02:23 PM

.

161765, this post will be "legendairy"
Posted by Wong Tern, Fri Feb-17-12 07:16 PM

161766, up
Posted by Wong Tern, Sun Feb-19-12 07:57 PM

161767, #quire RT @iJoR4aN: The quire at Whitney's celebration >>>>�
Posted by CherNic, Sun Feb-19-12 08:03 PM

161768, RT @M_L_Lank: I love River in the Sky by Stevie Wonder�
Posted by CherNic, Sun Feb-19-12 08:05 PM

161769, why couldn't he just call it "rain"?
Posted by vik, Sun Feb-19-12 08:17 PM

wit his booshee ass

161770, ?
Posted by CherNic, Mon Feb-20-12 11:52 AM

161771, river in the sky ... rain ... aw forget it
Posted by vik, Fri Feb-24-12 08:06 PM

161772, I caught it. That shit went vroooom over her head
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Mon Feb-27-12 05:09 PM

161773, Naw...it just wasnt funny
Posted by CherNic, Mon Feb-27-12 05:55 PM

or mayb i jus dont care for him :(

161774, I'm late as hell to this thread but LMAO
Posted by DaKidFromHaiti, Sun Feb-19-12 08:35 PM

161775, Where was Queen Bey born
Posted by DaHeathenOne76, Mon Feb-20-12 11:59 AM

UR BITCH IS A BIRD @madame4madame

BEYONCE WAS BORN IN HOUSTON....NOT TEXAS

161776, this past week i saw CLYDE DAVIS too many times..
Posted by LAbeathustla, Mon Feb-20-12 11:59 AM

161777, #leperd kaun
Posted by CherNic, Fri Feb-24-12 04:23 PM

RT @officialjaheim: @FastLaneLiving_ wads up wit that leperd kaun ass green u rock'n are

161778, This is interesting from a linguistic standpoint too.
Posted by WaxLablTabler, Fri Feb-24-12 07:51 PM

161779, http://twitpic.com/8p4vl6
Posted by CherNic, Mon Feb-27-12 03:19 PM

http://twitpic.com/8p4vl6

161780, that's cute though
Posted by Geah, Mon Feb-27-12 03:38 PM

161781, i'm cryin over here!
Posted by Stoogie, Mon Mar-26-12 11:42 AM

161782, why'd they do that?
Posted by MrThomas43423, Mon Mar-26-12 02:36 PM

really. i bet the child's name is Pepsi too.
---------------------------------------
laugh now, cry never.
nevermind, nice guys finish fine.

not compassionate....only polite.

I am not like you at all and i cannot pretend.

161783, We baaaack #ValidVictorian
Posted by snacks, Mon Mar-26-12 10:55 AM

http://m.tmi.me/ntm6z

161784, I guess I was an invalid Victorian
Posted by JAESCOTT777, Mon Mar-26-12 11:32 AM

161785, Yes PLEASE archive this
Posted by Ms Ma am, Mon Mar-26-12 02:44 PM

I haven't laffed this hard all day

161786, archive
Posted by queenie, Tue Mar-27-12 08:01 AM

all the sexy girls
all across the world
working hard to get they cash
shawty this yo anthem
gone and shake yo ass!

now take dat nasty bastard

161787, umbeyonce. as in, "i went to this restaurant & the umbeyonce was great!"
Posted by alaiyo, Wed Mar-28-12 10:34 AM

yup.
-
never satisfied

161788, My feyonce will love the umbeyonce of my house
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Thu Jun-07-12 08:15 PM

161789, man one of my friends is a teacher and....smh just look
Posted by CherNic, Mon Apr-02-12 11:40 AM

http://twitpic.com/8nab23

161790, damn :(
Posted by cgonz00cc, Wed Sep-26-12 09:18 PM

161791, Archive
Posted by Castro, Fri Apr-20-12 11:23 AM

161792, Puffy- It hurts when Breathe
Posted by VonClay, Fri Apr-20-12 11:52 AM

Still my all-time favorite

161793, Double header.......Cream Abdul Jabbar. Metal fours.
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Thu Jun-07-12 02:12 PM

RT @RetroTheron: Jay-Z Metal Fours Be Going Over Niggas Heads B

RT @RetroTheron Cream Abdul Jabar Was Overrated As Fuck!

161794, thats unfortunate
Posted by cgonz00cc, Wed Sep-26-12 09:15 PM

161795, no mary j understand estimate in here???
Posted by basslinewonder, Thu Jun-07-12 07:04 PM

________________________________
@mpmakesmusic

161796, #16
Posted by CherNic, Thu Jun-07-12 07:15 PM

161797, ahh i see
Posted by basslinewonder, Thu Jun-07-12 07:43 PM

________________________________
@mpmakesmusic

161798, #defencemagnesium
Posted by basslinewonder, Thu Jun-07-12 07:44 PM

the funniest day on twitter for me
________________________________
@mpmakesmusic

161799, just when you thought it was safe we're baaaccckkk #ghanacolleges
Posted by CherNic, Wed Sep-26-12 08:33 PM

RT @CoCoMuffen Gotta go see my ghanacolleges

161800, Is she talkin about her Dean at a c....wait................fuck.
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Wed Sep-26-12 08:36 PM

161801, shit
Posted by Ralo13, Wed Sep-26-12 08:46 PM

161802, http://i53.tinypic.com/16h4vhz.jpg
Posted by NoDrawls McGraw, Thu Sep-27-12 12:03 PM

http://i53.tinypic.com/16h4vhz.jpg

161803, #speechpeppermint
Posted by CherNic, Wed Sep-26-12 08:38 PM

RT @If_ItAint_B: Derrick Rose trying to speak on National Television like he doesn't have a speech peppermint.

161804, #pinknuckle
Posted by CherNic, Wed Sep-26-12 08:40 PM

RT @megatronjr: Man. Jayz is really the pin knuckle of success. I wish i would be like him.

161805, wowsers?!!?!!
Posted by Buddy_Gilapagos, Wed Oct-03-12 03:07 PM

**********
"naive as the dry leaves on the ground looking past the trees to the blue sky asking 'why me?'" -Blu

161806, suckonthedickimashark
Posted by fontgangsta, Wed Sep-26-12 09:03 PM

http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/stop-posting-adult-cats-with-kitten-tag.png

161807, lmao am I the only 1 just realizing that's the real French Montana?
Posted by CherNic, Thu Sep-27-12 11:51 AM

161808, That's actually when I first paid attention to him. Felt like all his hits
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Wed Oct-03-12 03:08 PM

came out after that shit. And I still remember it, like "his dumb ass made another hit?"

161809, @MURDAMALEASY Where that good Christian pussy at?!
Posted by CherNic, Wed Oct-03-12 02:55 PM

161810, There's nothing better than when this post gets re-upped n/m
Posted by Marbles, Wed Oct-03-12 03:09 PM

161811, yup
Posted by Wonderl33t, Tue Oct-16-12 02:31 PM

<--- Blind faith

161812, flora RTed some guy talking about his poor child
Posted by teefiveten, Wed Oct-03-12 03:13 PM

Running around, not keeping still
He thinks the child has 80HD.
:(

161813, FIND THAT SHIT
Posted by CherNic, Wed Oct-03-12 03:22 PM

161814, It's a epidermic!
Posted by MiQL, Tue Oct-16-12 02:02 PM

https://twitter.com/search?q=80hd%20&src=typd

161815, Ohhhh we had jokes!!! Said "damn, did he get it from Best Buy??"
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Tue Oct-16-12 04:21 PM

161816, CEARL
Posted by CherNic, Tue Oct-16-12 01:56 PM

http://distilleryimage10.instagram.com/4067c23617be11e28c4722000a1c9eab_7.jpg

161817, the marked out 'S' tho...
Posted by illegal, Tue Oct-16-12 02:12 PM

161818, gahdamn im dying
Posted by DolphinTeef, Tue Oct-16-12 02:28 PM

161819, smoking mirrors
Posted by Oak27, Tue Nov-06-12 02:37 PM

https://twitter.com/MVFive/status/265686549214134272

Marcus Vick
‏@MVFive
@vick757 u can't mind them cuz. It's to many of them. They smoking mirrors to me.