i'm listening to dan savage's savage love podcast and the topic this week is cuckholding. for my vanilla peeps, that is when a person basically gets off on their partner fucking someone behind their back. essentially, it's consentual cheating and the fantasy involves deception.

sometimes the person with the fantasy watches, and other times it's erotic enough for them to know their partner was getting it in behind their back.

this resurfaced a scenerio i'd long since buried. the third guy i'd ever had sex with had this as a fantasy and he tried to force it on me like, after a week. it started with him wanting to know all of the freaky shit dudes had done to me, which was next to nothing because my experience was so limited at that point. he'd get frustrated during sex because he'd be like "Tell me about the dicks you've sucked" and i really had nothing for him.

anyway, he told that he had a friend he wanted me to fuck, and to do it and come back and tell him all about what the guy did to me.

i never talked to dude again, but he would linger around my apartment until i got my neighbor on him.

whats yours?

i clutched my pearls.

i had a chick literally spit on my dick once while blowing me & it took all the self control in my body not to slap the shit out her

im a prude tho


do or die

LIKE THAT!!! lmao.

'75 porn mag submission silly just then.

no way he can let a chick violate his THIRD MEMBER. lmao.

when it's happened to me, it wasn't requested but what was i going to do? stop fucking because the guy spit on my pussy?

nah

lol

what on earth FOR?

lol

dont answer that

.

'Spitting is RUDE!'

completley dominated. i'm usually the aggressive one, more aggressive than most of my partners have been. i want to be man-handled - f*cked into submission. . .yes, i have this sick assed daddy complex too. ya'll can judge me now.

i've found it interesting that in the past you've also talked about dominating. you seem like the ultimate switch.

i don't have it in me.

whilst in the midst of the greasiest reach around.

i've had NO TAKERS, thus far.

damn dudes no one?
oh look a tumbleweed...
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joint, real greased up. a few of 'em like fingers and thumbs and whatnot. . .some (MOST) just will.not.submit, though. they think it "means" something.

i guess that's just taking my domination to another level, but i also like to make pple feel good in unexpected ways. NOT TO HOLD IT OVER THEIR HEADS!!!

i think when pple really love/are into you and know you're adventurous and are actually "making love" they're more open. NO PUN!

i refused and never saw the guy again.

i've always wondered if they're just as uncomfortable requesting as the partner is in processing and saying no.

.

i'm down w/some activities that make others squeamish so i'm okay w/being squeamish about some activities that others are into.

"down for squemish stuff"

I just found out what felching was last week. anyway, please help me out with this one.

>I just found out what felching was last week. anyway, please
>help me out with this one.

I actually had to google this one myself.
*projectile vomits*
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scat

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"I whipped him with a switch and a belt. I never beat him. You beat someone with a stick." - Joe Jackson

while it wasn't off the wall I had NEVER had a black woman request it before... I was like wow this is odd but hey grab the lube and let's get to know each other.

beautiful chick, but with me in COMPLETE control of what goes down (just watching). the fantasy is being able to control what happens after we all leave the bedroom.

>the fantasy is being able to control
>what happens after we all leave the bedroom.

a boat in a port like one of those Greek/Italian Islands (u know the ones with villages built into the mountainside) or St. Tropez or someplace. truestory. it was so crisp, clear, vivid. . .the shops and restaurants were so beautiful and pristine.

this post may be a fortelling of great adventures. i don't always believe in coincidence. lol

i too have the image of docking somewhere stuck in my mind. actually hopping off the boat onto the pier while it's still moving slowly...lol

i lined up a deal with a yacht this summer but some of my friends did not see the point in paying $100 to go across the lake to a place less than 2 hours away.

the boat was sweet though and the quaint little town looks like something in a post card. i still have not given up.

p.s. Greece is falling further and further so it's a great time to get good bang for your buck...lol...you SHOULD consider it.

Let him jack off and skeet on my feet and take a picture of it.

I was in the library studying and he wrote this long note asking me how my feet smelled, what was my favorite shoe blah blah. Clearly he had podophilia but he was a stranger so I called campus security.

FUCK THAT especially since Black women dont get reported missing.
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i had someone tell me they wanted to have anal sex w/me
then have me essentially defecate the semen back onto their chest

i don't think that's weird in & of itself
but i'd never heard anythin like it before {requested of me}

he was someone who was admittedly really, super dominant
but i question'd if he himself could step out of that role far enuff to permit any true submissiveness

*vanishes in puff of ninja smoke*

and LOL @ 'defecate'. it's not that at all. LOL

it's really just pushin the semen back out
but i wanted to ah, paint a picture
*makes air brush strokes*

all roads lead to dan savage

nm

you mfs have grossed me out.

oh man i wonder if i should stay before lunch

cause i sure cant read this during lunch
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it wasn't really weird though because i did it.

i never came across any woman that would ask me anything out of the ordinary because i've seen a lot of crazy shit.


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and I... you know what I can't even finish this story.

I guess you can say I was subjected to... forced urination?

Is that a term?

All I know is I ended up pissing on the dude against my will, he got extra excited, I got up, showered and went home never to speak to him again.

weird.

I shoulda posted this under my alias


~!~
alors que d'autres ont trouvé l'impermanence
des châteaux de sable tout à fait décourageant,
elle éveillé la nuit
à attendre le jour où sa forme présente serait anéantie
burdenless par le flux et le reflux de la marée

Parable of the Sandcastle

you know what? i don't wanna know.
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and locks on bathroom doors are going through my head
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and I struggled, trust me.

I told him I had to get up and take a break and he went creepy on me.

"you gotta go pee?"

:(



When he locked me in place and I couldn't move, I figured the only way to get up was by peeing on the nigga.

It was... surreal to say the least.

Now I'm looking for my therapist's number, I never discussed this with him and now I'm feeling all yucky again


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alors que d'autres ont trouvé l'impermanence
des châteaux de sable tout à fait décourageant,
elle éveillé la nuit
à attendre le jour où sa forme présente serait anéantie
burdenless par le flux et le reflux de la marée

Parable of the Sandcastle

i been doing a mental cleansing in there
...its also a bit fetishistic for me
*shameface*



http://board.okayplayer.com/okp.php?az=show_topic&forum=4&topic_id=10801964&mode=full#10802110

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You cannot hate people for their own good.

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but even they are scared. :(

~!~
alors que d'autres ont trouvé l'impermanence
des châteaux de sable tout à fait décourageant,
elle éveillé la nuit
à attendre le jour où sa forme présente serait anéantie
burdenless par le flux et le reflux de la marée

Parable of the Sandcastle

.

~!~
alors que d'autres ont trouvé l'impermanence
des châteaux de sable tout à fait décourageant,
elle éveillé la nuit
à attendre le jour où sa forme présente serait anéantie
burdenless par le flux et le reflux de la marée

Parable of the Sandcastle

MAN she soaked thru the SHEETS dog!
*hi 5*


do or die

I can see dude saying this with wide eyes.

does you. lol

my ex from way back and i used to hang out at these swingers parties.

we never really did anything with any other couples, as these people weren't that attractive. it felt like we went for the free food.

anyway.

one night we did fuck in front of a few people.
after we finished, a guys wife came up to us and asked to keep our underwear.

and i'm like "what the fuck you expect me to walk around in?"

my girl at the time was like "for what?"

i interrupted the woman before she said anything and was like "we don't need to know"

but i know he just wanted to sniff them or something.

ugh.
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*one of them black, also. the other one cuban*

ask me to piss on their faces and shit on them also...

I politely declined.

i'm not into scat or piss games...

though, oddly enough, i get all giddy with anticipation when a dude gives a creamy nut facial and, if i have a short fro, nuts in my hair...

weird right?

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no no there just simply wouldnt be enough

how im gonna be walking around with one lock of hair conditioned
nope
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..and miles to go before i sleep...

THIS case, he'd probably want that.

y'all are a mess...

and yes, let's just LEAVE IT at "protein treatment" and not much else...

so should I talk about the one ex I had who used to enjoy laying his hard dick in my fro...for no reason other than he liked how it made his dick feel?

or is that an overshare?! LOL!

my dick or "show it" in any way. Actually, more than one guy has demanded that I not do anything with my dick in his presence. They were all super dominant, alpha male types who were looking for a male "wifey."

amongst the family.

But I think that even with the hoodest of queens (who talk that way the most), it's still mostly tongue-in-cheek. But this was the first time I'd encountered a guy, in the throes of making out, seriously ask me to give up that "pussy." I thought that surely no nigga other than Lil Webby would ever dare to initiate sex that way with a woman, let alone with another man. But while it was extremely new and amusing to me, for him it was second-nature and a function of his bisexual subconscious.

That boy cray!

it was record scratching moment. i couldn't bring myself to do it. it was just too damn weird

smile! its free :-)

so i was lost. it just didn't feel right.

but those were the days...

smile! its free :-)

now that's some CRAZY ASSED UNREALISTIC REQUEST (it seems) these days.

:-(

=(
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Said to me by the friend of my Fiance like 10 years ago.

ANother weird one was a gf in college asking me to give her a Black eye

>
>ANother weird one was a gf in college asking me to give her a
>Black eye

a knew a girl who likes punching guys during sex

i don't know if it was weird as it was just...out of character for this particular person but she wanted me to have doggy style sex with her with a belt around her neck and after I ejaculated on her face to walk her outside like a dog then rinse her off with the hose.

and again, if you knew the person, it was such an amazing request.

I mean...dude.

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I didn't know that deviant shit was in me.

just as a gentleman would.

I've got that once recently... and man.. it was BETTER than I ever imagined!

I mean she just kept goin and goin and goin like it wasnt nothing.

"he" is not allowed in here
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what a let down. i think we've all gotten some rough, extra sloppy, over the top head before.



smile! its free :-)

he needs preemptive measures
rules
boundaries
something
*reads at post between fingers*
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i've experienced that desire. not followed through, but i knew that's what they wanted.

just some really nice thick white phlegm from the back of her throat... and she just spit it all over my dick like it wasnt nothin.

it was the best!

vomit has no place past a garbage can, airplane bag, toilet bowl, the grass or the ground if you just cant get anywhere else

but the really really thick sloppy phlegmy saliva at the back of the throat is something I'm pretty sure most dude love (just speaking for myself of course)

there are ppl who are into playing w/actual vomit.

we're talking about deep throating and gagging. we're not talking about playing w/vomit.

throw up dinner all over my dick... I don't care.

vomit comes from the stomach. phlegm comes from the throat.

and i don't believe you or care that you don't mind if a chick throws up on you.

is the point I'm making.

let it go.

you got a nasty ass fetish... SO WHAT (heh heh).... I got many of em myself.... deal with it.

i'm into some shit that'd turn this post out.

and the gagging thing isn't the same as being into vomit play. like, not at all. which was my point.

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armpit fetish beast

I hate living in 2011! if only I coulda been an adult in the 70s or even 80s when (alot of) Black chicks didnt shave they underarms! uh dude... that is just SO FUCKING SEXY

you already know I'm kinda freaky.

i just copied and pasted that

it indicated to me that she was talking about gagging. i understood this b/c i've actually performed fellatio and i know that when i've gagged while sucking the dick it's felt like i was about to vomit but i haven't actually vomited. i also know b/c i've received fellatio that it's hot when the cocksucker gags on my dick to the point where he sounds like he might throw up but doesn't actually throw up anything. and then there's that thick phlegm that's produced during all of this which i've experienced on both sides. that's hot.

so yeah, i deduced that Lisa wasn't actually asking whether men are into women throwing up on their dicks, just a little. i think she was asking about gagging.

but for the most part, we don't like vomit. not even a little bit.
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(c) J Walter Weatherman

:'-)

a plus. but I'm just EXTRA nasty cause right in the middle of her doin that I had to have her stop just so I could stick my tongue down her throat and taste the sloppy gooeyness. GOOD TIMES!!!!

word to patrice o'neal.

the "hurlk" sound.
like, "this dick is so big & tasty i might kill myself with it."

"like it's got the antidote in it."

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cuz i mighty feels like usin this phone machine & placin a trans-atlantic

u is good.
u is kind.
u is impor-TUNT!

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I wonder why. I wonder why.
I wonder why I wonder.
I wonder why I wonder why
I wonder why I wonder!
--RPF.

Stay hungry. Stay foolish.
--that magazine Steve used to read.

Nice to be important and all, but more important to be nice.
-- Kent's Ma

.

- this asian chick i messed with for like a month or so had an obsession with wanting a dick. but she didn't like strapons or anything (she told me this) so she would straddle me, reverse cowgirl style, and give me handjobs, pretending that she had a dick. i mean. it was awesome for me. this is the same girl that liked anonymous sex and would play out scenarios with me. that was a fun month.

- apparently i have a pheromonous natural scent. one of the last women i was with, liked it when we would spend the whole day in bed together and not shower. and when i was about to shower she would stop me and want to have sex beforehand. she also liked to bury her face in my balls. that was cool.

- a chick i met on okcupid had an obsession with wanting to use a strap on with dudes. she sideways suggested it to me and i had to put the kibosh on it immediately.

- the same woman that wanted me to pee on her liked to suck mens toes. sucking toes is okay. but mens feet are the scourge of the earth.
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and I'm barely halfway through.

Prolly somewhat tame compared to other mentions in this post..

but yeah, I was fuckin' wit a Jawn that only liked "dry kisses"...

She was completely freaked out by tongue-kissing and a Bruh like me
LOVES tongue-kissing, licking, biting so she was really crampin' my steez.

Funny thing, she loved my tongue on that passion-flower, loved my tongue in her ass, hated my tongue anywhere else. Ish thew me for a complete loop.

It's appreciated fam. Shit is like the control group to this fucking mess of a message board.

like not even on some rape fetish steez...just give her a shiner & in return she would do pretty much anything I wanted.

I couldnt do it. Sounded like a set up any way. Did see her after the fact with a black eye too.

father/brother/uncle/cousin: OH HELL NO, WHO DID THIS?

girl: *just standing there looking like Booboo The Black Eyed Fool*

he wanted me to choke him. he said it helps him cum faster and more intensely. does nothing for me.

http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/venturebiz/sites/tampabay.com.blogs.venturebiz/files/images/typepad-legacy-files/46255.6a00d83451b05569e20133f0786295970b-pi.jpg

go on

this dude wanted me to smack him in the face every time he placed his head betwixt my legs...and i did that shit. smacked the shit outta him each time...ahaha.

craziest I've had is a broad who wanted me to slap her and call her a whore while she rode. I still think about that shit.

without going near her pussy just so she could suck her ass juice off my cock

That's come up and well.... I've had to give her mouth-to-mouth during sex before.

Dead (white) girl in my bed? baaaaad look. But we learned how to manage it and rarely take it all the way there.

>Dead (white) girl in my bed? baaaaad look. But we learned how
>to manage it and rarely take it all the way there.

ida been like err umm uhh yea not sure we can be doing that so much anymore ...

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I wonder why. I wonder why.
I wonder why I wonder.
I wonder why I wonder why
I wonder why I wonder!
--RPF.

Stay hungry. Stay foolish.
--that magazine Steve used to read.

Nice to be important and all, but more important to be nice.
-- Kent's Ma

and they still love it!

Shout out to Howard Univ....

** Chick from GA that only wanted to bang when her roomate was sleep? I dont know if that counts, but to this day its probably one of the weirdest things I've ever encountered. Wanted me to be more 'vocal' WTF

** Ever had a chick ask you to shave your pubes..... AND COLLECT Them?

** Chick not into penetration, but really into collecting sperm...

Some of them aint even really that out of the ordinary to me these days. Random chicks are into: Choking, costumes, baby talk, extra spittle applied 'pon the clit.

I got more, just trying to remember 'em all....

>** Chick not into penetration, but really into collecting
>sperm...


scaaaaaaary!!!!

No message

>>>** Chick not into penetration, but really into collecting
>>>sperm...
>>
>>
>>scaaaaaaary!!!!
>
>like collecting how? saving for a later time?
>yeah that's wild and dangerous.
>
>but just like... nah i'm not really into fucking i just want
>you to nut for me?
>color me interested!

She was an oddity. Was all about pearl necklaces, so i was like OK. That quickly ventured into I want u to cum in my hair....OK with that too but when she had lil vials by the bed to be used later as a masturbatory aid...that shit was a lil bit much.

Also had a chick (Univ of MD, Dominican) into bloodletting (strong goth issues, bite you till u bleed, type ish)... but it was the best poon out!!

No message

lol

meh.

Doesn't do a *thing* for me.

i almost married her

get it gushing.

>this resurfaced a scenerio i'd long since buried. the third
>guy i'd ever had sex with had this as a fantasy and he tried
>to force it on me like, after a week. it started with him
>wanting to know all of the freaky shit dudes had done to me,
>which was next to nothing because my experience was so limited
>at that point. he'd get frustrated during sex because he'd be
>like "Tell me about the dicks you've sucked" and i really had
>nothing for him.

>anyway, he told that he had a friend he wanted me to fuck, and
>to do it and come back and tell him all about what the guy did
>to me.

he ain't even try to work his way into that shit. hit once, and then went full cuck on you. that musta messed your percentages up. if this is dude #3, you had at least 33% of your partners who was all the way cray.

>i never talked to dude again, but he would linger around my
>apartment until i got my neighbor on him.


peace & blessings,

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

oh, to be young again.

My first real-real girlfriend spoiled me to the point where other chicks are instant prudes. I just want some anal and be able to cum in creative ways without weeks of negotiation.

..if you two are attracted to one another then DO IT!

...like you ever been boned until a dudes cums inside you and then he waits a sec and pees. Some chicks REALLY get into that kind of thing.

..or choking someone until they pass out and you continue fcuking them HARD!

wow.

you cant pee when ur dicks hard. if i just came and am still in the twat, then I'm still hard. Not only would a dude have to wait for a 'lane change' but for his prick to go damn near soft. If you fuckin somebody that can nut and then pee in some seconds later that bamma is an alien.

I guarantee I can piss like 30 secs to a minute after I bust.

Speak for yourself and only YOURSELF!

Don't make me post a youtube vid!

out

odd

"Bro!!! I don't even know you!!!" You can't even smell it for that x( x( x( !!!


♥ :* I LUV ALL A' Y'ALL!!! :7 !!! :* ♥

I'll chill.

of their asses. besides children, incest, bestiality or necrophilia, i'm not sure there's anything worse than a lot of the stuff already mentioned.

He was walking around at the Wynn, and this old guy n young FOOOOOINE girl came up to him, and dude said "I want you to fuck my wife." They went up to a nice ass suite there, drank, and he fucked dude's wife while dude jacked off. He said it was the finest girl he'd ever been with.

Next day, his boys were lookin for him on some Hangover shit, and he ran back into the room ecstatic...they were like "WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU??!?!? WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK UP YOUR PHONE??" n he told em the story n they jumped around like teenagers who found out their friend just lost his virginity.

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and put my penis inside her vagina

i was all like http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leftk562o31qf8yek.gif

peace & blessings,

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

now. lol

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Where is this fucking whore fam, we riding out.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ludv4ru1y01ql9l8xo1_250.gif

you better WHOOP DAT TRICK!

I dont have violent sexual urges
so she cheated on me with a dude who actually raped her

http://i54.tinypic.com/5zl64k.gif

i recently saw a study where 95% of people have premarital sex & upwards of 80% of people cheat in marriages

only having sex with one person for life is the new deviant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8krxhNgVhvU

I'm really waiting for them to change the laws so i can get my big love on here though.

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I wonder why. I wonder why.
I wonder why I wonder.
I wonder why I wonder why
I wonder why I wonder!
--RPF.

Stay hungry. Stay foolish.
--that magazine Steve used to read.

Nice to be important and all, but more important to be nice.
-- Kent's Ma

pee on him
fuck his homeboy while he watched
asked me to let him put a knife in my ass
asked me if he could fuck me with a pistol
asked me to fuck his homegirl
asked me to let him lay a turd on my ass
aaaaaaand wanted he AND i to fuck a dude together
i considered that one
but the dude looked too fragile.

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also what kind of kinfe?

we talking butter or ginsu?

>pee on him
>fuck his homeboy while he watched
>asked me to let him put a knife in my ass
>asked me if he could fuck me with a pistol
>asked me to fuck his homegirl
>asked me to let him lay a turd on my ass
>aaaaaaand wanted he AND i to fuck a dude together
>i considered that one
>but the dude looked too fragile.
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-- -- --
I wonder why. I wonder why.
I wonder why I wonder.
I wonder why I wonder why
I wonder why I wonder!
--RPF.

Stay hungry. Stay foolish.
--that magazine Steve used to read.

Nice to be important and all, but more important to be nice.
-- Kent's Ma

and no. it did NOT happen.
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...there used to be MAD FREAKS on that shit

On voice chats one of them would be on that "OOOO MAKE THAT HUMMING NOISE PLEAAAAAAAAASE!! loud.. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!" and while I'm making stupid humming noises she's just... masturbating like her life depended on it on cam n shit, like woah >_> @as a miracle I withheld from cracking the fuck up over how simple it was to have her moan & yell loudly n shit

Fun times, especially when she made the philly trip and... well yea, fun times ^_^

so what!!

GTFOHWTBS
I ain't thinking about that shit EVERYDAY!!! C'mon!!

hahahahahaha

-- -- --
I wonder why. I wonder why.
I wonder why I wonder.
I wonder why I wonder why
I wonder why I wonder!
--RPF.

Stay hungry. Stay foolish.
--that magazine Steve used to read.

Nice to be important and all, but more important to be nice.
-- Kent's Ma

She said she thought my feet were cute.

It felt weird.

and spit wine in her face