Veggie chick and I were up in Goldbar last night getting our lil dance on. Lenny Kravitz was up in the partying with Zoe. She's fly y'all. Tracy Morgan was up in there looking dusty. Walking around with some dingy sweats. I'm admittedly hating cause that fool caked up and can afford to walk around in champion sweats. Anyways, this fool Dhani gonna come up to her and be like, "it was so nice meeting you." Then gonna extend his hand out to me and introduce himself. I didn't realize who he was until then.

"I let his hand hang as if I didn't know where it had been" (c) Doom

He walks off. I ask her when she met him and supposedly when I went and bought our drinks this nigga complimented her on her shirt.

I swear yo, if his ass wasn't 6'5 2something pounds I woulda smashed his face just for looking at her. But I chilled. Shouldn't he be at training camp anyways?!

>I swear yo, if his ass wasn't 6'5 2something pounds I woulda
>smashed his face just for looking at her.

but he was
and you didn't

i'll talk shit about that nigga the next day though behind a screen name with no problem.

L M A and O

>i'll talk shit about that nigga the next day though behind a
>screen name with no problem.

and this is funny
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than tackling when @ his day job. LOL

straight to knee or whatever body party i could reach easiest.

he would have hung you upside down by your underwear on the ceiling fan and continue partying.

Sounds like it was more than "hey i like your shirt"

couldn't have really been any more that that unless he's got super quick game. i was gone all of 3 minutes.

he prolly gettin' his "two a day" on....

.

is that he's super thirsty

dj:Wow that shirt looks amazing
Vc: Why, Thank you...
5 minutes later

dj: lovely meeting you, your shirt was/is/ and forever will be amazingly awesome.

Vc: O_o kthnxbye

SD:WHY I OUGHTA!!

maybe he was high?

granted, she was the baddest chick in there, so i get it. but still.

way to keep it blackety black

>way to keep it blackety black

.

these niggas are getting out of hand in these streets. he almost became an example.

he introduced himself to you
he didn't ask her # or offer her a drink or even touch her inappropriately

awww sunny d's in wub :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAj-Y6uUA_k

>Lenny Kravitz was up in the partying with Zoe.
>She's fly y'all.

And Im not one of those dudes like, 'if you date someone 19 your a pedophile!'.

But she looks like she's 23 going on 14 imho.

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And I bet he would've bought veggie chick an authentic LV handbag.

we faking it until we make it baby. lol

>Veggie chick and I were up in Goldbar last night getting our
>lil dance on. Lenny Kravitz was up in the partying with Zoe.
>She's fly y'all. Tracy Morgan was up in there looking dusty.
>Walking around with some dingy sweats. I'm admittedly hating
>cause that fool caked up and can afford to walk around in
>champion sweats. Anyways, this fool Dhani gonna come up to her
>and be like, "it was so nice meeting you." Then gonna extend
>his hand out to me and introduce himself. I didn't realize who
>he was until then.
>
>"I let his hand hang as if I didn't know where it had been"
>(c) Doom
>
>He walks off. I ask her when she met him and supposedly when I
>went and bought our drinks this nigga complimented her on her
>shirt.
>
>I swear yo, if his ass wasn't 6'5 2something pounds I woulda
>smashed his face just for looking at her. But I chilled.
>Shouldn't he be at training camp anyways?!

i was happy.

>i was happy.

lol. i don't know what to say to that. thanks?

ain't nothing to hide. "never stopped me from getting busy" (c) humpty pronounced with an umpty

can have his pick of any of the other girls he meets in his world travels.

I've been slick in my younger days and gotten the number with my MD. Gave the number & told dude to beat it before the mister gets back. It's always the cocky muthafucker that wants to come back and say good night or makes sure to bump into my MD.

But I know you probably think ya shit don't stank, & not Veggie chick! She's Veggie chick! lol

Jus saying...

i don't deal with girls that do stuff like that. they do exist.

For real, now I wouldn't do it because Karma is a bitch (I've learned) & I wouldn't want the number of a guy who would persue me while i'm with someone.

BUT if your with a woman that had my skillset back in the day you'd never suspect a thing. You'd feel exactly how you're feeling now maybe even better about Veggie chick. Every dude I'm in a relationship feels like a star & gets the treatment. That's why I don't fuck with many or lames, or I don't get in relationships when I can't give my all.

you been kinda quiet.

I feel like a kid. Even though I'm from Chicago, I spent most my adult life in little ass Tampa.

I'm just working & going to school. Playing here & there slowly poking my head in "the life" when I can. Not much time to do between the two though so I can only be on okp when i'm off supposed to be doing homework like now lol.

That nigga a REN O SANTS MAN. Chix love him. He walked in and chix go wet on gp.

Yeah dog...he got her number..best check her phone at 3am Tailand time.

>That nigga a REN O SANTS MAN




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I was like, "Does this dude mean running back of the Saints?" because that's way wrong.

dumb...lol

but this is true

He extended his hand to you. That's very respectful. You deserve to get whupped.

he was testing her. he thought he was being slick by introducing himself to me. i know the game man. i been doing the shit for years.

he'd probably been peeping the interactions btwen you and your girl the entire evening, and thought, "you know what, homegirl looks like she might be able to benefit more from my live n/gga-ness".

you went off to the john, and that brother went in...on your girl.

she'll be traveling to Cinci later on this summer.

He extended his hand for you to shake and you did.

But when he's not around you wouldn't shake his hand.

Universal mind control yo.

lol

theres always someone richer.

if you think your girl is with you MAINLY cuz of the lifestyle you can provide her, just be aware that theres someone out there that can do better than you can.

hopefully your relationship is built on more than that. otherwise he got them digits.

she's not into material things. unlike sooooome women in this world.

.

get it right.

do or die

I know he been posting kinda wreckless lately, but damn....

But he's so in love it's in his posts! He don't bother me because the shit he posts aren't things that poke at my insecurities like some.

ol glory of love ass

what world is this? oh yeah, bizzaro okp world. i lub her doe. lol

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and the tit tays in it.

Nothing personal, Sun. I enjoy your antics, but yeah. This is a newly adopted kid coming back from the dead.

sorry y'all lives are boring and revolve around okp brunch meetups. i live. situations happen. some i post about.

>sorry y'all lives are boring and revolve around okp brunch
>meetups.

lololol

maybe it was one of those two-faced compliments

she was rockin the gucci printed u copped w/one G & the other one was a C

& he was silently laughin @ her {& u by proxy} :(

who does that? he has no game. wack. "thumbs down emoticon"

.

That's Dhani's M.O.

My wife runs her own company, and she goes to this annual conference for networking entrepreneurs. They have some big names there- CEOs, celebrities, etc, because they give panel discussions. It's a big deal.

Last year it was in DC, and Dhani was there for a charity that he's affiliated with. It was a weekend conference, and for the first night, my wife kept texting about how it was going. First, she texts me that Dhani was there, which I thought was cool, because we've watched his TV show together...the next text is that Dhani is a really nice guy...the next one is that Dhani is hitting on her....then Dhani is hitting on her PERSISTENTLY. So I head down to DC.

I get there, and I'm meeting my wife in the lobby. Not 30 seconds after we hug, and I start asking her how it's been, Dhani walks up to us, sticks out his hand, shakes, and tells me, "I've heard so much about you...it's great to finally meet". Then he walks off, with this shit-eating grin on his face.

Now- I trust my wife 100%, and he was very polite. But I'm not sure about him if his M.O. is to flirt relentlessly with women he can't have. Kinda sleazy.

dude made you jump in the car and head down there? hahahaha. yeah, he's a sucka. good thing you have a good one at home that was giving you the play by play. because most of these chicks (wife or no wife) would have kept that to themselves since you weren't there in person to witness it.

I was planning on heading down anyways...I didn't run down there because of Dhani.

That being said, her texts did put a pep in my step.

nigga was doing 110 in a 65.

she steadily textin
he 1/2 textin, 1/2 puttin on his shoes

i knew there was more funny
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showed up in a old nautica sweatshirt w/a pair of stacy adams on

and did ya wife kno u were showing up loll

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do or die

This was the SAME time dhani was tied to india arie

Do you think the two of us could have won a fight against him? One on one would be a no-go, obviously. But if you went for his legs, I could clock him over the head with a bar stool...

But I digress. He's seems like a nice enough guy.

only cuz we both would have been fighting for our lives lol.

from his end, not hers, because apparently she has no backbone

>from his end, not hers, because apparently she has no
>backbone
>
>
Becuz she knew she was punching above her weightclass.

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shake his hand and go back to dancing like he don't matter

u didn't shake his hand he knows YOU know who he is now
he knows ur radar is up and he's seen ur weakness at this point he is winning...

heaven forbid he got her number it's wrap... ur going to be eating with a new chic at wolfgangs on 34th

but me? that's never been or ever will be a concern of mine. this post is about principle. not about the fear or the threat of ever losing my girl to some other nigga. celebrity, football player or anything else under the sun.

you put all your might into that shit and look him in the eye
step on top of the bar if you have to

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>you put all your might into that shit and look him in the
>eye
>step on top of the bar if you have to
>

haha

lol

I just squealed at work

>you put all your might into that shit and look him in the
>eye
>step on top of the bar if you have to
>

>you put all your might into that shit and look him in the
>eye
>step on top of the bar if you have to



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.

he now knows ur thinking about him...
so again he may not take her but he's damn sure going to try.

and he told his boys this morning how the midget from Game of Thrones snubbed him last night at a club.

i aint got no beef with u and might have u by only by bout 1/2 inch.

>
>
>and he told his boys this morning how the midget from Game of
>Thrones snubbed him last night at a club.
>

stuntastic... Cant way for your blog mayne!

funny thing is i was suppose to kick it with amare stoudemire last night. my boy is cool with him. a connection from our arizona days. they were hitting up 1 oak last night, which i didn't want to go to. they rolling up to the spot in the maybach with 12 girls trailing them in taxis. that would have been a whole other story had i met up with them that nobody would have believed. and i'm not even directly connected to no celebrities like that, nor do i care, but living in ny you run into people and have indirect associations.

Stunting = name dropping

maybe you big city folk dont see it like that but...

then, the bartender says "me too" and then the other bartender said "me too" and then another chick is like "what are yall talking about?" and someone says "dhani" and she says "i used to date him"

and

http://splicd.com/0VvgdM7UTHE/116/240

:(

some of those hoes had some STORIES tho

what was most fucked up is that pretty much all of us were around the same time, too

like it wasnt even on "years ago" type shit

it was like, we're both june of 2010 girls

glad i aint fuck

i never really told these stories bc i aint wanna be called an attn whore but since it's your post, fuck it.

anyway i met him last summer and we started hanging out. it was obvious to me that i was one of many chicks cause he kept a story.

one day we're talking about santeria and shamanism and i make the mistake of saying that i'm not only creole, but have a strong interest in this shit.

he then gets all interested and says you know, that hes into the occult and magic and stuff like that. he's got a cafe here and he says there are evil spirits. he asks me if i can "do a seance" or some shit to get them out.

i actually am qualified to do that but i'm kinda like erm i dunno. i was worried about getting a reputation for being a witch. it was all really strange.

then one day some chick calls me and threatens to slice my neck if i keep talking to him. mind you, we'd only been out to dinner a couple times.

i tell him about it, he says im not built to date someone of his lifestyle, but he still wants me to sage his shop.

i told him he'd have to find him a new witch and kept it moving.

every now and then he'll text to ask how i'm doing. i'm short with him. on some "fine."

nigga win some fucking football games and shut the fuck up is how i feel.

>then one day some chick calls me and threatens to slice my
>neck if i keep talking to him. mind you, we'd only been out to
>dinner a couple times.
>
>i tell him about it, he says im not built to date someone of
>his lifestyle, but he still wants me to sage his shop.
>

word. i'm not w/ that bitches threatening to slice me lifestyle either. oh lord. i just lost my boner.

the girl was threatening me and calling me a tranny and even saying she remembered me when i still had balls

meanwhile i didnt know her at all and i dunno what the fuck the situation was with them

which was pretty fucked up considering i was trying to be discrete and shit. all of my lamo friends were all "OMG YOURE DATING DHANI?"

which was precisely what i wanted to avoid

but it was "dating" in the literal sense, nothin serious

hes spreading himself waaay thin with all these women

but like every other chick who has been associated with him has been pretty regular looking, if not busted

so whatever little ego i may have developed as a result fleeted like a mug

Dhani's

so nah

>i tell him about it, he says im not built to date someone of
>his lifestyle, but he still wants me to sage his shop.

a woman has to be able to deal with death threats from other women to be with him? foh, lol

i dont care about his response, or shit he has going on

he obviously aint lookin for no kinda commitment

LATE 30s and out there all crazy. dude stay confusing me with the other chix on his roster and trying to play it off. (he did remember my bday tho)

>then one day some chick calls me and threatens to slice my
>neck if i keep talking to him. mind you, we'd only been out to
>dinner a couple times.
>
>i tell him about it, he says im not built to date someone of
>his lifestyle, but he still wants me to sage his shop.
>
>i told him he'd have to find him a new witch and kept it
>moving.
>
>every now and then he'll text to ask how i'm doing. i'm short
>with him. on some "fine."
>
>nigga win some fucking football games and shut the fuck up is
>how i feel.

forgot the other reason i can't fuck with this shit
people get crazay
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.

i met that fool in Vegas...we were both staring at the same stripper on some Smokie and Craig type -ish...thats as far as my story goes though

the fuck was he doing in that all white lookin like he was selling bananas on a corner somewhere

had no idea who he was lol

my name's "me too"?

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apparently they all regulars at this same spot and Jorn and his ppl are persistent about ol girl comin thru

got my boy all self-conscious about this ring he bout to cop
he bout to do 3 much just to try and keep the wolves back

he's got nothing to worry about

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than this nigga's post retirement fashion sense. I know you can't buy class, but fuck, did Juanita only leave him Ross and Marshall's money?

.

back when he was with the Wiz, my boy worked at Strike, the bowling alley.

MJ and his crew were regulars, and they'd always get a private area, and one of his coworkers was always his/their personal waitress.

One day, he got her number, and she got someone to cover for her a couple hours after getting a call from him.

She comes back to work a bit later, goes into the employee break room, throws up both arms like Rocky when he won the title, and shouts "I JUST GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS BY MICHAEL JORDAN!"

Best story in here.

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damn i hate that gouda goggled bastard.

...is how i imagine she said it.

Commentator like, "Tania, you just won employee of the month for the 3rd month in a row. What are you gonna do now?"

Tania: I'm gonna get fucked in the ass by Michael Jordan *head tilt to the side ear-to-ear smile*

he was with his +1 ahmad rashad.
there is an area where the knick city dancers practice
near the freight elevator.
i had to use the freight and if you dont have to, no reason being in the area.
of course who was watching them practice in this tiny little space.
like literally with his hand over his mouth, looked like he was at a brazilian bbq.
ahmad looked all embarrassed for him, like "come on, mike, we gotta go"
was like a private little show.
anyway that night, they showed him live on the screen (polite applause), then the dunk (huge applause), then starks live (place went nuts). it was great.

i don't see the problem here.. dude acted like a perfect gentleman.. you acted like a sour little faggot.

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you just soft.

.

get on your knees and sit back so ur ass is on your feet

then scrunch down somemore

5-10 is tall when u 3 foot 6

LOLOL

u cant win cuzz

not really

just trying to top all the other story topping looking ass niggas in here

You show up at your house after an weekend office trip, him and your wife are eating post-coital waffles and he made you a plate on some, 'It's so nice finally meeting you' *stick out hand for handshake*

fuck

i needed this post today

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>You show up at your house after an weekend office trip, him
>and your wife are eating post-coital waffles and he made you a
>plate on some, 'It's so nice finally meeting you' *stick out
>hand for handshake*
>


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at your girl.

probably makes you lust your girl more when a man who can have any woman he wants is gunning for her.

exes and even my female friends tend to look a certain way. after awhile it just gets old ya know? yeah, it's flattering, but at the same time i don't want all the attention of having the baddest chick or chicks with me.

*this just live nigga talk. don't mind me*

damn!

its mainly peer pressure. lol

ya'll just killing my crush in here
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maybe because im 6'2" in heels so in my mind hes a shorty

naw im just a tally

still, he aint no 6'5"

lol
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if ONLY for the story about dude driving from NY to DC

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almost makes me want to go out again
not.
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i'm glad i waited to click on it so i could read all the funny at once

this nigga is barely in the league

LOL!!

- yo, you let that dude clown you like that to your face?

....any dude knows (big or small). if you make small talk with some chick at the bar REGARDLESS of her reaction, and you see her sit at a table with some dude leave her ALONE unless she tries to make contact again. you for sure dont go up to the table on some how you doing shit.......that was some real disrespectful shit homie.

stick ya hand in ya draws, right in the musty spot, get it good and saturated, then shake hands with the unsuspecting...

LOLOLOL

...or maybe not.

Yeah that was classless of him. He's a nice guy but keep the ladies away from him.

good thing you came in the nick of time. lol

I for real was mad as a mufucka. And I couldnt do shit. But if that nigga was like 30 lbs lighter, I woulda gave him that 2 piece real quick and smashed the bottle of goose on his head.

If not....fail.

Because you CANNOT even kinda compete with that nigga.


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cuz it just hit me:

u said u almost had to slap dude

SLAP HIM

like, the leather gloved backhand

that pish posh "i said GOOD DAY" shit

i don't even care if you and Dhani actually *DID* fight...

this story and the resulting posts are entertaining enough.

....and i'm over here giggling like crazy.

Im not american though

I'm choking back the cynicism

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kakkawww kakkawww steez.

Soon as SunnyD dipped out, dis ninja Dhani swooped in on
some condor shit like.....http://www.gif-gifs.com/gif-English/condor-gifs/condor-gif-.gif

like thanks danny, can you get us a drink? *turns back to him and starts dancing*


noone on the corner is an asshole like us.

im amused he's far better known for his culinary skills than his tackling ability