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138421, This is a Drake punchline post, mail. Posted by 83, Fri Mar-05-10 02:41 AM
Spit some lines just like the Drake, hotel
He's relying a bit too heavily on this style, feeble
All that said tho, it'd be fun to see an entire thread, needle.
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138422, LOL...you forgot "yeah" Posted by Mr. ManC, Fri Mar-05-10 02:58 AM
8)
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138423, ^LMAO^ Posted by KnowOne, Fri Mar-05-10 09:00 AM
nm
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138424, *puts hand over face Posted by Poetic_Truth, Fri Mar-05-10 03:20 AM
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138425, palm Posted by Geah, Fri Mar-05-10 07:08 AM
not the olive nor the easy like sunday morning, psalm
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138426, im gonna chime in before you edit, copy. Posted by Commie, Fri Mar-05-10 03:41 AM
although i am waiting for his first disc, floppy. every new song is soundin more average joe, sloppy. i think he needs to make a song like the roots, you got me. or get some sorta fake accent like hes from kingston, Kofi. maybe he shld start doin dope, poppy. but that might put his career on the ropes, Rocky. maybe he shld just eat some soup, Nazi. its supposed to be good for the soul, Godly. and the best inspiration comes from that maybe?, probly. otherwise, his shit'll fall off like a hubcap, wobbly. as it is now tho, his music isnt bad at all, hardly. and hes got confidence like a rooster, cocky. and when that album comes out, hes gone blow up, Nagasaki.
and its taken me like 30 minutes to do this shit, monkey. and its not good, its actually kinda bad, awfully. i shld be studying for my midterm tmrrw, constantly. cause if i dont pass this class, no more school, Biology. this tests gonna be hard, so ima have to smack that bitch up, Prodigy.
oh god.
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138427, ^^^The buck stops here!!^^^ Posted by VonClay, Fri Mar-05-10 04:00 AM
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138428, lol... great job Posted by kysersozey, Fri Mar-05-10 07:29 AM
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138429, lol Posted by ambient1, Fri Mar-05-10 08:00 AM
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138430, Lmao Posted by JFrost1117, Fri Mar-05-10 08:29 AM
What's Nazi soup?
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138431, Seinfeld episode....soup nazi Posted by ambient1, Fri Mar-05-10 08:32 AM
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138432, Oh. I have vague knowledge about that. Posted by JFrost1117, Fri Mar-05-10 10:14 AM
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138433, This is the soup Nazi Posted by bestflava1, Fri Mar-05-10 08:40 AM
http://www.originalsoupman.com/
featured on Seinfeld years ago
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138434, Haha the rules in "Dutch" make no sense at all. Posted by Backbone, Sat Mar-06-10 04:29 PM
I was surprised to find out that the Soup Nazi is real. Even though he doesn't call himself Nazi.
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138435, archive. nm Posted by Binlahab, Fri Mar-05-10 08:31 AM
<--- soulful stare into the mirror pose
bin's super soulful song of the week (2/26 update): http://tinyurl.com/y9xpotl
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138436, basically lol nm Posted by mindful, Sat Mar-06-10 05:09 PM
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138437, *fakes southern accent to this reply* LICK SHOTS Posted by T Reynolds, Fri Mar-05-10 08:47 AM
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138438, LOL!!! This was dope!!! Posted by silentwar, Fri Mar-05-10 09:12 AM
There is no way I was only one who heard this in Drake's actually voice...Beat and all...*pause* Yeah.
This made my morning fam...LOL.
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138439, awesome Posted by naiduk, Fri Mar-05-10 09:21 AM
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138440, LMFAO. Classic line right here: Posted by Dr Claw, Fri Mar-05-10 11:19 AM
>or get some sorta fake accent like hes from kingston, Kofi.
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138441, LOL Posted by sha mecca, Fri Mar-05-10 11:25 AM
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138442, LMAO!! Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Fri Mar-05-10 11:27 AM
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138443, Click-Clack-Pow! Posted by Kahlema, Fri Mar-05-10 11:53 AM
that was good man.
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138444, lighters in the air!! Posted by Lesson24, Fri Mar-05-10 12:38 PM
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138445, that needs to be recorded, asap Posted by Gutterbird, Fri Mar-05-10 12:56 PM
_________________ _ _ _ twitter.com/gudda_b formspring.me/guddaBERD
for the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved by my penis.
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138446, its way better than drake Posted by fire, Fri Mar-05-10 02:24 PM
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138447, *thumbs up* Posted by HeavenLei, Fri Mar-05-10 02:58 PM
------------------------------ <----------Moving right along to the Sweet 16.
www.happynewyou.wordpress.com (stll working on it)
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138448, is that a real drake song or not? I can't tell. Posted by Rjcc, Fri Mar-05-10 09:27 PM
http://card.mygamercard.net/lastgame/rjcc.png
www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at
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138449, LOL!!! Posted by injyl, Sat Mar-06-10 03:01 PM
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/50/l_c7ac935e3dab46a9bf8ac47a4e67c8d0.jpg
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138450, you just destroyed son whole way of life, commie Posted by poetx, Sat Mar-06-10 04:15 PM
played him out like a rock opera, tommy boy i never even heard this ni**a rap, i be thinkin moast acts sound like primo on chemo, sabe? or savvy - oh wait i heard that one shit, threw it in the baggie single tear like that indian, shakin my head, sadly
peace & blessings,
x.
www.twitter.com/poetx
========================================= ** i move away from the mic to breathe in
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138451, *thumbs up* Posted by evolution_23, Mon Mar-08-10 02:38 PM
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138452, Dope. I loved the soup nazi reference. Posted by J305, Mon Mar-08-10 02:48 PM
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138453, i thought lil wayne started that style Posted by thegodcam, Fri Mar-05-10 07:03 AM
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138454, fathered Posted by Geah, Fri Mar-05-10 07:10 AM
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138455, Baby Posted by PIMPINCHICAGO, Fri Mar-05-10 07:32 AM
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138456, lol Posted by J305, Mon Mar-08-10 02:45 PM
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138457, haters give me them salty looks, lawry's Posted by Young H, Fri Mar-05-10 07:39 AM
that was 07
how long has wayne been doing this?
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138458, he aint just jump off the porch he BEEN dat boy Posted by Geah, Fri Mar-05-10 07:42 AM
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138459, Aww he Posted by buildingblock, Fri Mar-05-10 11:03 AM
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138460, b. gizzle Posted by spawn2k, Fri Mar-05-10 12:18 PM
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138461, i thought it was dipset Posted by Government Name, Fri Mar-05-10 09:33 AM
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138462, Didn't mean to imply Drake originated it, Lucy. Posted by 83, Fri Mar-05-10 09:33 AM
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138463, yeah...I don't get this one. Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 10:06 AM
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138464, Lucy is the name of the earliest known human connection Posted by Darryl_Licke, Fri Mar-05-10 11:08 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_%28Australopithecus%29
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138465, Mica, don't be going all smarty art nigga on me. Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 11:10 AM
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138466, lol Posted by sha mecca, Fri Mar-05-10 11:29 AM
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138467, you thought wroong Posted by aroundRobinHoodsbarn, Fri Mar-05-10 10:20 AM
shit came from dipset most notably cam
wayne is just a biter
and drake AINT EVEN NO AMERICAN(C)TIGER TY
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138468, quick question mad dipset guy Posted by BlkButtaFly, Fri Mar-05-10 03:47 PM
what does drake's nationality have to do with his style??
just curious
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138469, look, im mad cause yall is wrong...righteous anger Posted by aroundRobinHoodsbarn, Mon Mar-08-10 07:50 PM
>what does drake's nationality have to do with his style?? >
and thats pretty much a dumb question because of course where people are from have a huge impact on their personal style
the fact that no non american has had such a big impact on american rap styles should let you all know that he ain't start or even popularize that shit even though he uses it alot
and i just wanted to quote my big homie TIGER TY
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138470, but drake sounds better doing it Posted by Kahlema, Fri Mar-05-10 11:15 AM
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138471, WAYNE AINT START THAT SHIT Posted by aroundRobinHoodsbarn, Fri Mar-05-10 11:23 AM
swear yall stay talkin like yall know some shit here when yall dont
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138472, k. Posted by Kahlema, Fri Mar-05-10 11:58 AM
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138473, lmao aight homie damn no beef!!! Posted by Mahogany, Fri Mar-05-10 12:31 PM
lol kirkin...lolol
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138474, lol he's a dipset groupie Posted by Kahlema, Fri Mar-05-10 01:33 PM
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138475, ha naw i aint none of that Posted by aroundRobinHoodsbarn, Mon Mar-08-10 07:24 PM
but yall was wrong and i ended it cause yall some revisionist...white supremacist
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138476, someone's got his pink polos in a bunch, charles hamilton Posted by Oak27, Fri Mar-05-10 01:35 PM
.
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138477, u mad? lingo Posted by thegodcam, Fri Mar-05-10 09:03 PM
get off my dick, homo
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138478, Actually I would say Dipset started it Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Fri Mar-05-10 11:30 AM
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138479, fuckin THANK YOU Posted by aroundRobinHoodsbarn, Fri Mar-05-10 11:45 AM
shit just goes to show how someone can take something and run with it and the masses are non the wiser
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138480, Yea I didn't even see that you said it before me, but yup Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Fri Mar-05-10 12:10 PM
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138481, yeah it was very noticeable with him Posted by injyl, Sat Mar-06-10 03:11 PM
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/50/l_c7ac935e3dab46a9bf8ac47a4e67c8d0.jpg
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138482, in the song bedrock, that style was used by all YM's artists...warhol Posted by lazyboi, Fri Mar-05-10 07:52 AM
<----aye cheesy gore deeduh...crunch ta'monch
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138483, ^^^^jailhouse lawyer....johnny. nm Posted by Binlahab, Fri Mar-05-10 08:32 AM
<--- soulful stare into the mirror pose
bin's super soulful song of the week (2/26 update): http://tinyurl.com/y9xpotl
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138484, ^^^^u need to return back to the dust on wednesday, ashy Posted by lazyboi, Fri Mar-05-10 10:19 AM
<----aye cheesy gore deeduh...crunch ta'monch
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138485, ^^^^that made no sense, layzboi. nm Posted by Binlahab, Fri Mar-05-10 11:06 AM
<--- soulful stare into the mirror pose
bin's super soulful song of the week (2/26 update): http://tinyurl.com/y9xpotl
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138486, that's cause u a heathen and need Jesus, ..healin Posted by lazyboi, Fri Mar-05-10 01:01 PM
<----aye cheesy gore deeduh...crunch ta'monch
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138487, OKPs always getting loud, speakers Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 09:11 AM
And then spread gossip to the crowd, Mica
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138488, You pronounce it Meeka I pronounce it MIKE-A Posted by Geah, Fri Mar-05-10 09:14 AM
I got my check today..oh shit..Fica
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138489, ^^Knows her name^^ clarence Posted by cheap skeiht killa, Fri Mar-05-10 11:44 AM
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138490, I'm finna live in this post down home like the neelys Posted by Geah, Fri Mar-05-10 09:13 AM
yeah that line was very weak, taj coko lee lee.
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138491, lmao Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 09:17 AM
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138492, lol Posted by ambient1, Fri Mar-05-10 09:22 AM
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138493, wth lol Posted by naiduk, Fri Mar-05-10 09:27 AM
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138494, lol Posted by Fast Food James, Fri Mar-05-10 10:31 AM
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138495, hahahaha Posted by CaliALive, Fri Mar-05-10 10:48 AM
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138496, lmao! Posted by selppataei, Fri Mar-05-10 04:13 PM
s*** snuck up on me.
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138497, instead of complainin' i just do it, nike Posted by buildingblock, Fri Mar-05-10 09:22 AM
they say he likes it he likes it, life, mikey i'm the standard that all others strive to be, jordan i'll always be greater than you, more than
is this how you do it?
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138498, was my shit wack, no cosigns, trig? Posted by buildingblock, Fri Mar-05-10 10:51 AM
i ain't ready to die now, big it don't seem too difficult, easy i'm on fire like the carter, not nino, weezy
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138499, oh shit block, goin at palin's son? , bastard Posted by poetx, Sat Mar-06-10 04:22 PM
she bout to put yo ass on blast, mastered her trigknowledge reign supreme over nearly every, body in the shallow end of the gene pool (tea), party!
peace & blessings,
x.
www.twitter.com/poetx
========================================= ** i move away from the mic to breathe in
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138500, ya'll check out my new steez, guru Posted by soul creator, Fri Mar-05-10 09:53 AM
in my isuzu, watching tv shows, hulu then walking through the park bearing arms, booboo My crew who, cause a Heap of trouble, Frou Frou my fist is more legendary than Jet's, Wu Shu an ancient warrior on the mic, Lu Bu I get in that ass on the mic, no Sulu so street, Raw as fuck on a beat, Umfoofoo
-- bah
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138501, "no sulu"?? Posted by Calico, Fri Mar-05-10 10:19 AM
that was great....
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138502, http://the-deli.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sulu_0618.jpg Posted by El_essence, Fri Mar-05-10 04:59 PM
http://the-deli.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sulu_0618.jpg
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138503, LMAO! Posted by x49, Fri Mar-05-10 10:20 AM
>I get in that ass on the mic, no Sulu
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138504, my man. NO SULU is getting stolen and used repeatedly. Posted by poetx, Sat Mar-06-10 04:24 PM
that shit is tremendous.
peace & blessings,
x.
www.twitter.com/poetx
========================================= ** i move away from the mic to breathe in
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138505, * "no sulu" (c) soulcreator enters the lexicon* Posted by poetx, Sat Mar-06-10 04:25 PM
peace & blessings,
x.
www.twitter.com/poetx
========================================= ** i move away from the mic to breathe in
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138506, goddamn this post is fantastic Posted by Mash_Comp, Fri Mar-05-10 09:56 AM
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138507, Four Posted by briwil25, Fri Mar-05-10 10:02 AM
"I keep pretending/with memories never ending." © Michael Jackson
R.I.P.
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138508, lol Posted by Mr Teeth, Fri Mar-05-10 10:17 AM
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138509, ^^^^ LMAOOOO Posted by Poetic_Truth, Fri Mar-05-10 10:40 AM
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138510, lol Posted by naiduk, Fri Mar-05-10 10:40 AM
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138511, This friday aint bring a nigga joy like Anita Posted by Geah, Fri Mar-05-10 09:59 AM
A week in this jungle got me wit a Fever No shower today but i aint feelin dirty Forgot my lunch too..damn 30 30.
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138512, lol Posted by Spontaneous, Fri Mar-05-10 01:04 PM
..
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138513, almost...you shoulda went with Posted by Mr. ManC, Fri Mar-05-10 01:59 PM
"A-kneeeeeeee-ta", "Feeeeeeeev-uh", "durday", and "thurday"
"yeah." 8)
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138514, nigga, i just guffawed loud as shit at my computer. i'm reading along Posted by poetx, Sat Mar-06-10 04:26 PM
all unsuspecting an shit, till the punchline. well effing played, man.
peace & blessings,
x.
www.twitter.com/poetx
========================================= ** i move away from the mic to breathe in
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138515, I'm effin' crying right now!!! LMMFAO Posted by briwil25, Fri Mar-05-10 10:02 AM
"I keep pretending/with memories never ending." © Michael Jackson
R.I.P.
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138516, Duck niggas always blathering, blatherskite Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 10:02 AM
And this verse is a freestyle, damn i'm tight
lol
that sucked.
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138517, this post is the gift that keeps giving, Christmas Posted by tomjohn29, Fri Mar-05-10 10:02 AM
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138518, poast this shit where i'm from at christmas?, canceled. nm Posted by poetx, Sat Mar-06-10 04:28 PM
peace & blessings,
x.
www.twitter.com/poetx
========================================= ** i move away from the mic to breathe in
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138519, Man, I'm so happy that it's friday, DEEBO Posted by APDaTruth, Fri Mar-05-10 10:06 AM
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138520, Yo hairline is like that one singin nigga, PEABO Posted by Geah, Fri Mar-05-10 10:10 AM
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138521, LMAO Posted by briwil25, Fri Mar-05-10 10:12 AM
"I keep pretending/with memories never ending." © Michael Jackson
R.I.P.
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138522, lmao Posted by Commie, Fri Mar-05-10 12:02 PM
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138523, *lowers self into the grave* Posted by peace3, Fri Mar-05-10 12:09 PM
"The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good & how he treats people who can't fight back"-Abigail Van Buren
I'm Certified
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138524, lol Posted by SP1200, Fri Mar-05-10 09:32 PM
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138525, LOL Posted by WarriorPoet415, Fri Mar-05-10 02:29 PM
______________________________________________________________________________
"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..." -unknown
"To Each His Reach" -George Clinton
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138526, WOW, lmao Posted by HeavenLei, Fri Mar-05-10 02:59 PM
------------------------------ <----------Moving right along to the Sweet 16.
www.happynewyou.wordpress.com (stll working on it)
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138527, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Posted by Harmonia, Fri Mar-05-10 05:59 PM
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138528, I just woke up my whole house, cackling. Posted by domper, Sun Mar-07-10 08:24 AM
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138529, CRYING AND DEAD Posted by marijane, Mon Mar-08-10 08:35 PM
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138530, I aint talking Nintendo but, Wii know Posted by Poetic_Truth, Fri Mar-05-10 10:12 AM
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138531, And I get money by the ton, C-BO Posted by APDaTruth, Fri Mar-05-10 10:20 AM
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138532, Spit lines fresher than my Tims, Tebow Posted by Oak27, Fri Mar-05-10 11:52 AM
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138533, i won't pass the rock, i'ma an all star, Z-bo Posted by Cenario, Fri Mar-05-10 11:58 AM
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138534, Shit's getting ugly, so i'll keep it short too, cee-lo Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Fri Mar-05-10 12:48 PM
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138535, i'm cold eatin' niggas like a sub, zero Posted by Vizionz28, Fri Mar-05-10 01:21 PM
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138536, when i come through i get more than daps and pounds, kilos Posted by Oak27, Fri Mar-05-10 01:28 PM
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138537, if i was at the club you know i balled, chemo Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 01:29 PM
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138538, I'm easy on Sunday as Nicole, Richie. Posted by briwil25, Fri Mar-05-10 10:07 AM
That was corny, kernel. LOL
"I keep pretending/with memories never ending." © Michael Jackson
R.I.P.
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138539, Lionel got punked by his ex wife, bitchy Posted by Mash_Comp, Fri Mar-05-10 10:13 AM
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138540, Check my footsteps like The Isleys, Contaigious Posted by briwil25, Fri Mar-05-10 10:17 AM
Git'cha ass beat like Lionel, Outrageous
"I keep pretending/with memories never ending." © Michael Jackson
R.I.P.
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138541, lol Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 10:17 AM
>Git'cha ass beat like Lionel, Outrageous
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138542, young he went in Posted by Mash_Comp, Fri Mar-05-10 10:20 AM
i am in here stifling laughter.
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138543, LOL Posted by chitown_butterfly, Sat Mar-06-10 02:44 AM
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138544, My hands will set fire to your ass, hadouken Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 10:11 AM
I like green heads but not the mask, smokin' These women stay comin out they garters, provokin' Now I'm in the dark like Clarence Carter, strokin'
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138545, This line was actually hot...... Posted by briwil25, Fri Mar-05-10 10:13 AM
>Now I'm in the dark like Clarence Carter, strokin'
"I keep pretending/with memories never ending." © Michael Jackson
R.I.P.
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138546, i'm SMHing at all of yall, dizzy. Posted by BrooklynWHAT, Fri Mar-05-10 10:14 AM
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138547, And now I'm sippin San Pellegrino, fizzy Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 10:17 AM
n/m
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138548, lol...that did it Posted by Mash_Comp, Fri Mar-05-10 10:20 AM
i just lost my water on my keyboard
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138549, i keep a bad broad like clipse...w/ skivvies Posted by MiracleRic, Fri Mar-05-10 10:30 AM
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138550, You aint seen nothin yet, Thin Lizzie Posted by Geah, Fri Mar-05-10 10:19 AM
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138551, I'll give it a shot just for kicks, David Beckham Posted by x49, Fri Mar-05-10 10:18 AM
just wanted to say "i was here", lady antebellum
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138552, No sushi without the right attire, slacks Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 10:22 AM
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138553, Affirmative w/the action now I'm hired, blacks Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 10:25 AM
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138554, And what did Omar steal on the Wire? Packs Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 10:25 AM
And what drug did Bubbles like to use? Smack
And what color's Saul Williams gums? Black
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138555, Black like the Moon, Monks, Star or Thought Posted by Geah, Fri Mar-05-10 10:29 AM
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138556, past tense fight like frazier & ali, fought Posted by buildingblock, Fri Mar-05-10 12:18 PM
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138557, juicy like apple juice maker without the possessive, Mott Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Fri Mar-05-10 12:51 PM
sld;kj
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138558, don't wear skinny jeans cuz my money fit, not Posted by buildingblock, Fri Mar-05-10 02:02 PM
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138559, you don't hear me go see a Doctor, spock Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Fri Mar-05-10 04:49 PM
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138560, lol Posted by Kahlema, Fri Mar-05-10 11:19 AM
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138561, And I'm on that ace ventura ish, COOKY Posted by APDaTruth, Fri Mar-05-10 10:27 AM
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138562, I'm smokin Green all Day nigga, DOOKIE Posted by Geah, Fri Mar-05-10 10:30 AM
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138563, Rhymes phat like Shenehneh's braids, DOOKY Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 10:30 AM
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138564, chillin on a red house, SNOOPY Posted by naiduk, Fri Mar-05-10 10:44 AM
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138565, my money dirty like a baby's ass...poopy. Posted by BrooklynWHAT, Fri Mar-05-10 10:32 AM
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138566, I don't know why this one made me laugh so hard Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 10:54 AM
I guess the 5-year-old in me still can't NOT laugh at poop
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138567, an talk slow like when wayne ain't at a show, Droopy. Posted by poetx, Sat Mar-06-10 04:32 PM
peace & blessings,
x.
www.twitter.com/poetx
========================================= ** i move away from the mic to breathe in
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138568, They say I look cali but I aint from the West, KANYE Posted by Poetic_Truth, Fri Mar-05-10 10:28 AM
love double d's ya girl got small breasts, ENTREE looked in my bank account only 3000, ANDRE A bad influence glad I aint got a little brother, PHONTE
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138569, I purge my soul, so the Devil My Cry, Dante Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 10:33 AM
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138570, That was hot, Picante Posted by Ashley Ayers, Fri Mar-05-10 07:29 PM
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138571, Rappity rappity rapp Posted by ZooTown74, Fri Mar-05-10 10:37 AM
I just want to be here for the archives
_________________________________________________________________________ http://www.youtube.com/user/punannydiaries
http://thepunannydiaries.com
also on Facebook
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138572, Everyday my life's drama filled, GD Posted by b2thej, Fri Mar-05-10 10:39 AM
Go outta town and fuck mad bitches, RE Wingspot order 20 mild skip on the tab, DC Go to a house party and steal mad shit, NYC
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138573, cover up the bumps, VD Posted by naiduk, Fri Mar-05-10 10:47 AM
when you fucking wit online bitches, OKP niggas wanna fight with the springer, JERRY make 'em wibble wibble wobby, WEEZY
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138574, I'm grinding for Sam in my cubicle, Uncle Posted by 6_1_flo, Fri Mar-05-10 10:40 AM
I have to do what Simon says in corporate, Garfunkel, We chat at water coolers bout our pay, Penny, This year killed our raise by 2%, Kenny, I made more money on the streets, Plenty, Grabbed a 9 to 5 pockets mad taxed, Empty
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138575, LMAO @ this line, assembly Posted by Ashley Ayers, Fri Mar-05-10 07:31 PM
>This year killed our raise by 2%, Kenny
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138576, i'm stuck home waiting for a package, LUCIOUS Posted by CaliALive, Fri Mar-05-10 10:54 AM
Dumb like as if whatever, CLUELESS
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138577, Ya skills at the bottom of the barrel, Crabs Posted by briwil25, Fri Mar-05-10 10:55 AM
People h8 on me for no reason, Babz*.
*Not a diss, baby girl LOL.
"I keep pretending/with memories never ending." © Michael Jackson
R.I.P.
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138578, awesome Posted by babz, Fri Mar-05-10 11:05 AM
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138579, :-) Posted by briwil25, Fri Mar-05-10 11:39 AM
"I keep pretending/with memories never ending." © Michael Jackson
R.I.P.
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138580, I'm bitin off ears with this mic, tyson Posted by Fast Food James, Fri Mar-05-10 11:08 AM
a nigga fought to the last level, m.bison they said young drizzy couldn't make it put the game in my hands and decided I would take-it all, still I fall through these cracks knocked down a few time but I always came back (yeah)(pause) called my mama on the phone, t-mobile she said baby cant talk, no mobile-to-mobile (pause) so I SPRINT to my pops house go cry in his arms, he said go get the mops-out (yeah) I'm cleaning floors, no lysol ran to the store, caught a cramp, no midol
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138581, LOL @ this sounding exactly like some shit Drake would say. Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 11:09 AM
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138582, LOL Posted by sha mecca, Fri Mar-05-10 11:36 AM
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138583, Lolol Posted by naiduk, Fri Mar-05-10 11:37 AM
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138584, haha Posted by Kahlema, Fri Mar-05-10 11:54 AM
i'm laughing at my desk. my boss is going to wonder whats going on over here lol
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138585, this is great. Posted by Commie, Fri Mar-05-10 11:55 AM
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138586, LOL Posted by Koku, Fri Mar-05-10 11:57 AM
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138587, lol @ the yeah and pause. Posted by Cenario, Fri Mar-05-10 12:04 PM
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138588, i'm high off shrooms, mario Posted by soul creator, Fri Mar-05-10 11:48 AM
I apologize for killing this Tim beat, sorry hoe Thunder stroke that pussy hoooollle, no Lion-o Drunk, did I take the last PBR, sorry bro
-- bah
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138589, LOL this might be the best one yet. Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 11:55 AM
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138590, SORRY BRO Posted by Rjcc, Sat Mar-06-10 04:30 AM
http://card.mygamercard.net/lastgame/rjcc.png
www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at
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138591, This post made me laugh today, funny... Posted by silentwar, Fri Mar-05-10 11:55 AM
Later I will Cher my penis with my wife, Sonny... Just got paid on a Friday, Johnny... I Wonder if I can make a sweet beat for Badu, Honey.
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138592, This nigga drake rapping sounding like a clown, bozo Posted by Cenario, Fri Mar-05-10 11:55 AM
well i can do it too, same style,homo no lyrical content, just punchlines,dojo but his career still run long like nails, flojo wayne locked up so drake rollin for self,dolo so he betta look sideways when he pitch like hideo,nomo i been on the run eating before noreaga, oh no but i treat drake like Destiny's child,no no No, your reign is over, time to fold, bend Young money tho, they bigger than the Hudson, Jen All they do is buy clothes and diamonds, gem I'm mad cause i shop at jimmy jazz and Conway,VIMS what do you expect, i'm an okplayer, hating drake and niki, doing shows, getting checks, mating ugh, this isn't really rapping not even close, Glenn I really had enough of drake, my cup is full,when
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138593, hahaha Posted by Fast Food James, Fri Mar-05-10 11:57 AM
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138594, lol Posted by Commie, Fri Mar-05-10 12:01 PM
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138595, LOL Posted by sha mecca, Fri Mar-05-10 12:03 PM
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138596, Lol Posted by naiduk, Fri Mar-05-10 12:57 PM
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138597, A++++ for Hideo Nomo Posted by Harmonia, Fri Mar-05-10 06:03 PM
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138598, hahaha @ "when" Posted by Von Pea, Sun Mar-14-10 03:07 PM
<--Tanya Morgan Show Dates http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2754/4338149815_058b462931_o.jpg
Donwill Solo LP March. 23rd 2010
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138599, do you like my life, like mikey Posted by buildingblock, Fri Mar-05-10 12:04 PM
i lace up and dunk on fools, like mikey i hate puma and adidas, like nike my name's michael from the valley, like, mikey
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138600, Can't breeve! Posted by briwil25, Fri Mar-05-10 12:07 PM
"I keep pretending/with memories never ending." © Michael Jackson
R.I.P.
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138601, lmao c'mon Posted by Cenario, Fri Mar-05-10 12:12 PM
my name's michael from the valley, like, mikey
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138602, hahahahaha Posted by zavidovici, Fri Mar-05-10 08:10 PM
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138603, welp the possiblility of me doing any work today just dissapeared, Posted by Cenario, Fri Mar-05-10 12:09 PM
copperfield who this new coworker let me train her, cop a feel
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138604, http://i808.photobucket.com/albums/zz4/loveshack101/legendary-thread.jpg Posted by cp900, Fri Mar-05-10 12:13 PM
http://i808.photobucket.com/albums/zz4/loveshack101/legendary-thread.jpg
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138605, Somebody do Drake doing a Xtian Rap Verse! Posted by briwil25, Fri Mar-05-10 12:16 PM
"I keep pretending/with memories never ending." © Michael Jackson
R.I.P.
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138606, Yeah, 4:13 in Corinthians Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 12:51 PM
said I can do anything, Christ is my strengthening. (Pause) It's not flesh and blood that I battle, so when I get dissed I just let you cats rattle, yeah. Like Peter my profession is to net them in, naw I'm Gordon but I'm a fisherman of men. And even day to day I still commit a sin, I get down on my knees and repent and he forgives again. I ain't cry when my dog died, but I did when I read Jesus was crucified. (Pause) So I try to live right so the pain he endured won't be in vain as for me he died.
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138607, LOL good one Posted by Fast Food James, Fri Mar-05-10 12:54 PM
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138608, LOL @ Posted by sha mecca, Fri Mar-05-10 01:07 PM
>I ain't cry when my dog died, but I did when I read Jesus was >crucified.
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138609, YES.. that shit .. lawd Posted by Ashley Ayers, Fri Mar-05-10 07:37 PM
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138610, HA! Posted by 341, Sun Mar-07-10 07:56 AM
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138611, (yeah) drop the beat on these bitch niggas Posted by Fast Food James, Fri Mar-05-10 12:17 PM
only 22 and I'm making over six figgas hatin on my style, yeah that figuuuures aint even drop an album yet my money's gettin big-gerrrr (yeah) my mama say so she so proud of me and you wonder why the fuck im always talkin bout my fa-mi-lyyyyy you wack niggas need a hobby young drizzy stay shittin on you niggas, port-a-potty
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138612, So you better do what I say, Simon Posted by Vaiasucks, Fri Mar-05-10 12:18 PM
I stay connected to some puss-ay, Hymen
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138613, my flow sound like a home run, whack Posted by Cenario, Fri Mar-05-10 12:28 PM
my future bleek like memphis, no wesley, black if i ever left, i'd come with no strain, back my music goes to your feet from your spinal, tap dang, this style is like bad Lays, stale but you still can't see me, use your finger, braille i sound drunk but i'm sober, sippin coke and ginger,ale My nigga drake is a 64,http://www.lolz.se/fun/fail-1.jpg
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138614, lmao Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 12:38 PM
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138615, LMAO Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Fri Mar-05-10 01:02 PM
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138616, That homerun line was great! Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 01:12 PM
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138617, i suck like a vacuum & u suckas need a bathroom Posted by fire, Fri Mar-05-10 12:44 PM
to flush my average raps down, went from wheelchair jimmy to rap clown
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138618, i leave clowns bloody like pads, maxi Posted by Cenario, Fri Mar-05-10 12:54 PM
ask me where i'm from and i'll tell you, degrassi wanna test me, you gonna pay the toll, fair these niggas know how i roll, wheelchair
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ABdF67EWGBc/Skqd4RJTnZI/AAAAAAAABq8/Z3oEsPMglSg/s400/drake-wheelchair.jpg
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138619, i'm dying... Posted by naiduk, Fri Mar-05-10 12:59 PM
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138620, niggas out here looking like larry, ASHY Posted by APDaTruth, Fri Mar-05-10 01:10 PM
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138621, Wish this nigga Drake wasnt a Kanye carbon, copy Posted by Rats Ass, Fri Mar-05-10 12:59 PM
We already had a nigga that made girl songs, Kwame Maybe he should man up and try to catch a body, Chi Ali only got a few hot verses on his fingas, Rollie Nigga should just do a TV show with Josh Peck, golly
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138622, never slim, big pimpin, Fillmore Posted by Calico, Fri Mar-05-10 01:00 PM
i raise a hand and they start flippin, still sure, the way i do it is the pinnacle, everest you in the valley all cynical, we da best, boy, girl, woman, man, darwinism a bitch, a block, swag and a plan, jack trippin chrissy shotgunnin, pump action only reagal beagle bound, janet waitin on me cold blood, on all love, stay -30 stealin lines you all Plexico, poppin early,
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138623, this post is hilarious, even tho i can't do it.....virgin *shrug*. Posted by lazyboi, Fri Mar-05-10 01:02 PM
W?
<----aye cheesy gore deeduh...crunch ta'monch
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138624, Like Paul McCartney Ex Wife, SPLURGIN Posted by APDaTruth, Fri Mar-05-10 01:14 PM
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138625, And I stay goin for the Wynn, SPERGON Posted by APDaTruth, Fri Mar-05-10 01:18 PM
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138626, and fake n*ggas need to cut it out...surgeon Posted by lazyboi, Fri Mar-05-10 01:57 PM
<----aye cheesy gore deeduh...crunch ta'monch
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138627, oh, so now everyone got jokes like steve, harvey Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 01:25 PM
so i'm have to shut this down like a board game, sorry lets spit a rhyme like drake and have fun, party cause you just a boring, dusty old head, atari okplayer get they hatin on like smuckers,they jelly you rhyming is bad like nas acting,in belly i chill wit rich familys like the osbournes, kelly you scrounging up 40 dollars for a short stay, telly laugh if you want, my flow is popping like speakers, kickass you 30 years old and JUST getting pu**y, Inkast now i bet you wanna squash beef, truces i'm a couple a cards short of a full deck, deuces
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138628, Man that shit was gay Terrence Trent, D'Arby Posted by APDaTruth, Fri Mar-05-10 01:29 PM
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138629, dog i don't even know your name, alicia Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 01:36 PM
I'm Precious,lets call you twinkie, eat ya
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138630, omg you niggas need to stop Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 01:43 PM
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138631, yeah i got time to kill so i'll murder ya'll, drizzy Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 01:45 PM
can't stop won't stop,take that, i need a girl, diddy
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138632, bwaaahhhhhhh.....you need to stop! Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 01:56 PM
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138633, I smh @ these foolish rhymes, pity Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 02:01 PM
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138634, this nigga playing blackjack all i hear is, hit me Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 02:12 PM
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138635, same shit Ike asked Tina "whatcho love got to do wit me?" Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 02:15 PM
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138636, ^^^This scratchy cat is getting killed by some mice, itchy Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 02:18 PM
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138637, congrats, you can rhyme, but you wack, fitty Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 02:26 PM
.
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138638, lol Posted by Mash_Comp, Fri Mar-05-10 02:35 PM
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138639, Your style is getting old like tear-drop, titties Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 02:43 PM
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138640, meanwhile you are soft and small, bitties Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 03:09 PM
nigga i'm the best, believe it or not, ripleys on top of this game, i'm high, hippy this battle is dead like murphy, brittney
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138641, damn nigga you had to say this shit Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 03:18 PM
>this battle is dead like murphy, brittney
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138642, *dead*...tupac Posted by Von Pea, Sun Mar-14-10 03:11 PM
this post getting archived is a shoe in...tubesocks yeah...yall got me laughing...chapelle show damn i can barely keep it together...velcro
<--Tanya Morgan Show Dates http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2754/4338149815_058b462931_o.jpg
Donwill Solo LP March. 23rd 2010
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138643, I got rappers going crazy, badu Posted by soul creator, Fri Mar-05-10 01:33 PM
private jet to Argentina, blazing, manu model chicks giving me head, bobble fucking on the afghan next to the bed, Kabul skeeted in her throat, balls, gobble under her umbrella, no Oswald, Cobble
-- bah
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138644, I ride for Young Money and a Baby, Juno Posted by MiracleRic, Fri Mar-05-10 01:35 PM
I'm colder than an alien Lady, Pluto
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138645, I say I'm skilled tho I'm really not, pseudo Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 01:37 PM
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138646, i spit a verse for u peasants and serfs, FEUDAL Posted by MiracleRic, Fri Mar-05-10 01:44 PM
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138647, OMG! this nigga here went waaaaaayyyyyyy back Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 02:03 PM
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138648, these rhymes are nice, some are ok, player... Posted by Walk On, Fri Mar-05-10 01:37 PM
my shit beat down walls i'm just in, slayer... don't matter color or race i'm no-john, mayer... i run bostons if she's legal, call me spader... slant-footed but always on my mark, maker... sly as a fox, but that's old news, haters... scoop chicks by the dozen, and 1, bakers... me and weezy get dough topped with icing, cakers...
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138649, At work on a Friday and I'm bored, Lesson Posted by MisterMo, Fri Mar-05-10 01:55 PM
Logon so I can watch the time fly, Jetson
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138650, You sling dung but you don't want the cow boy, stetson Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 01:56 PM
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138651, you dudes are broke and let your girl run you, stedmon Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 02:02 PM
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138652, nigga get the fuck outta here, you killin me all the way from bricks Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 02:05 PM
to kingston
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138653, burn you fake rappers to a crisp, RESIN Posted by APDaTruth, Fri Mar-05-10 02:06 PM
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138654, That relationship backwards like Jeopardy answer, question Posted by MisterMo, Fri Mar-05-10 02:07 PM
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138655, (yeah) Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 02:14 PM
pause
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138656, RE: This is a Drake punchline post, mail. Posted by chincheckin, Fri Mar-05-10 01:59 PM
Cats got being g's backwards, Gucci Streets crazy niggas kill like poison, Kool G Made it thru, just call me lucky, Lucci Just one left to avoid death, Smoochy
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138657, i design websites for okp, triptych Posted by buildingblock, Fri Mar-05-10 02:01 PM
i'll get you touched cuz it's natural, mystic i'll make a post like questlove, cryptic i avoid gd like talib kweli, critic
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138658, I guess I gotta kick it, Pelé Posted by Vaiasucks, Fri Mar-05-10 02:03 PM
Last resort if the chick won't let you hit it, date rape When Drake around its going down, Mayday
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138659, my kids on ya girl's chin for the love, Ray J Posted by Calico, Fri Mar-05-10 02:08 PM
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138660, i bet that nigga cant beat me while i'm eating that puss-say Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 02:11 PM
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138661, Danger, don't mess wit her, she smashed the................ Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 02:22 PM
HOMEY!!!!!!
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138662, Himalaya playa the original, Jeru... Posted by self_ish, Fri Mar-05-10 02:08 PM
Red flagging, uncle climaxin’; hayboo You be on your ?uesto never doing what they do But when R-E come I bet I tear it up, Beirut Orbits for the breath I heard it’s thunder, Liger Hidden dragon having brothers crouching, tiger They can step and let a nigga handle that, liver Terminate the cat and maybe wife that, Shriverrrr Yeaaaahhh, kill it without a shottie pop Can’t resist my body when I’m rockin’ hot karate ock find a girl with junk and do the bump up in the party spot swollen ‘round her colon wipe forever after potty stops
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138663, ^^^ slept on reply Posted by poetx, Sat Mar-06-10 04:47 PM
peace & blessings,
x.
www.twitter.com/poetx
========================================= ** i move away from the mic to breathe in
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138664, I don't really like these chicks Posted by Vaiasucks, Fri Mar-05-10 02:16 PM
I only gas them up, Adolf
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138665, this post is oh so bad like weezy hot breath and teeth Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 02:21 PM
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138666, But niggas running to it like the white tape @ track meets Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 02:23 PM
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138667, my posts are overlooked on the boards, dikembe... Posted by Walk On, Fri Mar-05-10 02:23 PM
so, i roll along and transition like it's nothing, segway...
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138668, Success is tattooed all over me, Weezy Posted by rorschach, Fri Mar-05-10 02:24 PM
No homo (long pause), Yeezy
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138669, so is these manicured hands that got child support groupies Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 02:31 PM
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138670, i change lanes while you change diapers, poopie Posted by buildingblock, Fri Mar-05-10 06:04 PM
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138671, the pain is too much, its impossible, mission Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 02:24 PM
wayne, We goin IIIIIIIIN, yeah, prison
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138672, ^^^^^^ winner Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 02:26 PM
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138673, My ex-girl Ming hit me on my cell, Toronto Posted by Mr. ManC, Fri Mar-05-10 02:25 PM
Asking me if we can just kick it, Tae Kwon Do, Asked her to assist me with my bawlin, no Rondo, drove To the basket til she was like *oops* "Fool wrooooowwwnnnnngggg hole".... Yeah, cause I'ma Menace when I try tho, but She wanted to slip a Dennis penis in my-ut owww... Brought her homegirl in so we can try a tri-o, No Rachel, baby, that's not how I roll...Maddow... yeah...I went from feeling like I had won the lotto, to Dealing like a nigga at the Playgirl grotto, thru the Tissue on the wall to see if it would stick, Stucco, dropped my Shit on the issue then snuck out...Kuk-owww (Koku)
*hook*
Cause EYE aint wawn't nooooonneeee of thaaaaaat ackshuunn, noooooooonnee of dat attractiooonnn... at the PLaaayyygiirrrrlll manssioonnn... this AINT what EYE was asking FOOOoorRRRR...
8)
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138674, in miami, i'm the don...johnson Posted by lazyboi, Fri Mar-05-10 02:33 PM
<----aye cheesy gore deeduh...crunch ta'monch
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138675, bust caps in your ass like charles....bronson Posted by lazyboi, Fri Mar-05-10 02:33 PM
<----aye cheesy gore deeduh...crunch ta'monch
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138676, here to save the entire earth like God...Son Posted by lazyboi, Fri Mar-05-10 02:34 PM
<----aye cheesy gore deeduh...crunch ta'monch
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138677, put me on a track and, i rock ...dwayne johnson Posted by lazyboi, Fri Mar-05-10 02:35 PM
<----aye cheesy gore deeduh...crunch ta'monch
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138678, i know i'm shawty's first cousin, her aunts son Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 02:37 PM
but she look good so i'ma give her the meat, swanson
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138679, You on that InKast rap, incestor Posted by JFrost1117, Fri Mar-05-10 05:06 PM
Don't you know that shit give you anal seepage? Olestra.
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138680, Damn this post blew up, Carl Fredricksen. Posted by 83, Fri Mar-05-10 02:43 PM
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138681, did it without a deal, gettin play, you paused Posted by Calico, Fri Mar-05-10 02:57 PM
trying to save her, nigga don't, ras kass
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138682, yall are too funny Posted by HeavenLei, Fri Mar-05-10 03:00 PM
------------------------------ <----------Moving right along to the Sweet 16.
www.happynewyou.wordpress.com (stll working on it)
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138683, Dude, dawg, homie... Posted by Randy_Jackson, Fri Mar-05-10 03:24 PM
First name Randy last name Jackson unlike these other aliases I'm not synonymous with wackness started off in GD than moved to the Lesson schooling posters like a little brother, ?uestion
Best alias to ever push a key, board Laughing like Hyenas at these rookies, floored They told me I couldn't fly like Kelly, soared They tested me in scrabble like Malone, scored
yeah i'm about this alias business running with the G.O.A.T's like i'm a jehovah witness the lovers and haters they all have me listed some of yall are too slow to even get this
snitches....
Dude, dawg, homie. I just shut this whole post down. *looks at jersey in the Alias Hall of Fame rafters*
-Cali Capp
:Inaugural Member of the OkayPlayer Alias Hall of Fame:
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138684, oh shit. Posted by Nopayne, Fri Mar-05-10 04:24 PM
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138685, *DEAD* Posted by KnowOne, Fri Mar-05-10 04:39 PM
nm
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138686, Amen Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Fri Mar-05-10 04:51 PM
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138687, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwnPFryXF6g Posted by Commie, Fri Mar-05-10 04:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwnPFryXF6g
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138688, standing ovation Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 04:54 PM
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138689, yeah it shld end here Posted by Mash_Comp, Fri Mar-05-10 04:55 PM
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138690, if wish Randy Jackson could really record these bars Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Fri Mar-05-10 04:58 PM
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138691, you and i know he wont because he's already a star Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 05:16 PM
*i couldnt help myself*
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138692, *standing ovation* Posted by Harmonia, Fri Mar-05-10 05:56 PM
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138693, lol Posted by injyl, Sat Mar-06-10 03:09 PM
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/50/l_c7ac935e3dab46a9bf8ac47a4e67c8d0.jpg
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138694, best one yet. Posted by belkski, Mon Mar-08-10 05:29 PM
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138695, YO OKP CAN I TOUCH THE CITY!?!? Posted by Oak27, Fri Mar-05-10 05:48 PM
Can I DO DAT!? Yeah Uhh Yeah Drizzy...
I spit dope lines, cocaine flow, you know Dudes got my shit in they mouth, no Bruno My syllables will make the crowd jump around, mosh pits Weak emcees stay getting the gas face, Auschwitz Never will I fall off, my name ain't Humpty My dick's like a missle, cruising 'round like a Humvee Weezy got my back, my sig is on the contract Hiroshima beats, sit back and watch me as I bomb that Young Money, my ass is like straight out the Mint 6 figures in pocket watch me take it out and spend Mixtape of the year, you got it for free, Willy From NY, to Chi-Town all the way to the Bean, chilli Your girl's waiting for me, dog, cause I'm the one who she pick But only double D's allowed, fisherman taste, I'm C-sick Never been a biter but your shark flow is so sharp Getting cheddar all day homie, but I aint talking no sharp
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138696, i took off so you had to kill your design, versace Posted by buildingblock, Fri Mar-05-10 05:59 PM
i get love from a girl just like joanie, chachi she dropped me off to the ground in her rocket, gianni i'll ride for my lady as if i'm her clyde, bonnie catch wreck like a ninja mutant turtle, donatello when i was young i loved that bill cosby, jell-o
see what i did there?
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138697, sippin' on Henn, i'm J-Kwon - Tipsy. you just be like J-Kwon - missing. Posted by FortifiedLive, Fri Mar-05-10 07:20 PM
YEAAAAAH. i love bitches with that fat ass - Pinky. fuck 'round, call ambalamps - Pinky. YEAAAAAH. when i take over the world - Pinky. y'know who's gettin' Brain from your girl - it's me. she got a juicy cameltoe - Nicki. Minaj-a-trois the way handle hoes - pimp 3. you be shootin' like a rookie - miss me. while i be eatin' out that pussy - Friskies. 'cause you know the pussy love it - Meow Mix. then i'm out the game like a sub in - foul 6. i don't be playin them white tricks - Kobe. 'cause they be playin' them mind tricks - Obi. Wan-na push me? step back - James Brown. OKP's keep it movin', press that - Page Down.
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138698, Hi, I'm here to be contrarian just in case this gets archived Posted by dEs, Sat Mar-06-10 02:50 AM
*pulls pristine "93 'til Infinity" vinyl out of an Army Green Jansport*
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138699, RE: This is a Drake punchline post, mail. Posted by HUSL06, Sat Mar-06-10 02:16 PM
..rhymes so wack that they shine..moonlight...
..ruins every song that he's on...guaranteed...
...why is he on any record...dunno...
..done doing this stupid rhyme..fin..
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138700, thank you for this!! I thought i was going crazy...its annoying Posted by injyl, Sat Mar-06-10 03:00 PM
that he does that in every song...I mean ive heard kanye do it and lil wayne does it alot but he always says "Get it" after his lil play on words : /
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/50/l_c7ac935e3dab46a9bf8ac47a4e67c8d0.jpg
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138701, Baby me and you can kick it hard, Dojo Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Sun Mar-07-10 07:40 PM
Cause I got the powers like Austin, Mojo Girl I love the way you let me run it, Flo-Jo
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138702, n/m Posted by Wordup, Sun Mar-07-10 08:04 PM
...
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138703, Seen me with ya ex, yo face turned to stone cuz you salty, morton Posted by evolution_23, Mon Mar-08-10 10:49 AM
Thought you knew, I guess the memo got lost in the mail, sortin
Don't step to me poppin shit, get sent straight to the moon, aldrin
Besides you've been banging his boy, you're like the pot that called the kettle black, cauldron
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138704, ^, ok. Posted by 83, Mon Mar-08-10 05:17 PM
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138705, she hit my car not once but twice, mahogany Posted by whiteguywhogotcussedout, Mon Mar-08-10 05:26 PM
now she fucked up trying win all okplayers sympathy black woman loud, obnoxious and wrong wonder why she aint got no man at home
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138706, Lines curlin straight up off the Temple. Shirly Posted by marijane, Mon Mar-08-10 08:46 PM
Smile bright shinin with the dimple. Pearly I play to win press em like Vex. burly I'm in the key and D em like X. EARLY
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138707, Bite Killa Cam yes we can, Obama Posted by MisterMo, Sun Mar-14-10 12:14 PM
All over TV but you can't see me, Osama You thinkin you ill but its an act, drama You & your crew get two L's, llama
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138708, Here I go Posted by OrangeandBlue, Sun Mar-14-10 01:09 PM
I'm gon take a shit on this post-POOPOO Smell so bad it make you cry, BOOHOO
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138709, That with your avy didn't go too well with me, lol Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Sun Mar-14-10 01:13 PM
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138710, grabbed my Telephone and called my Lady, Gaga Posted by nativesun07, Sun Mar-14-10 01:27 PM
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138711, #archive Posted by poetx, Sun Mar-14-10 01:32 PM
peace & blessings,
x.
www.twitter.com/poetx
========================================= ** i move away from the mic to breathe in
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138712, clit all in my face - 3D, now I'm crying cause my mustache itching -std Posted by nativesun07, Sun Mar-14-10 02:09 PM
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