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138421, This is a Drake punchline post, mail.
Posted by 83, Fri Mar-05-10 02:41 AM
Spit some lines just like the Drake, hotel

He's relying a bit too heavily on this style, feeble

All that said tho, it'd be fun to see an entire thread, needle.

138422, LOL...you forgot "yeah"
Posted by Mr. ManC, Fri Mar-05-10 02:58 AM
8)
138423, ^LMAO^
Posted by KnowOne, Fri Mar-05-10 09:00 AM
nm
138424, *puts hand over face
Posted by Poetic_Truth, Fri Mar-05-10 03:20 AM
138425, palm
Posted by Geah, Fri Mar-05-10 07:08 AM
not the olive
nor the easy like sunday morning, psalm
138426, im gonna chime in before you edit, copy.
Posted by Commie, Fri Mar-05-10 03:41 AM
although i am waiting for his first disc, floppy.
every new song is soundin more average joe, sloppy.
i think he needs to make a song like the roots, you got me.
or get some sorta fake accent like hes from kingston, Kofi.
maybe he shld start doin dope, poppy.
but that might put his career on the ropes, Rocky.
maybe he shld just eat some soup, Nazi.
its supposed to be good for the soul, Godly.
and the best inspiration comes from that maybe?, probly.
otherwise, his shit'll fall off like a hubcap, wobbly.
as it is now tho, his music isnt bad at all, hardly.
and hes got confidence like a rooster, cocky.
and when that album comes out, hes gone blow up, Nagasaki.

and its taken me like 30 minutes to do this shit, monkey.
and its not good, its actually kinda bad, awfully.
i shld be studying for my midterm tmrrw, constantly.
cause if i dont pass this class, no more school, Biology.
this tests gonna be hard, so ima have to smack that bitch up, Prodigy.



oh god.
138427, ^^^The buck stops here!!^^^
Posted by VonClay, Fri Mar-05-10 04:00 AM
138428, lol... great job
Posted by kysersozey, Fri Mar-05-10 07:29 AM
138429, lol
Posted by ambient1, Fri Mar-05-10 08:00 AM
138430, Lmao
Posted by JFrost1117, Fri Mar-05-10 08:29 AM
What's Nazi soup?
138431, Seinfeld episode....soup nazi
Posted by ambient1, Fri Mar-05-10 08:32 AM
138432, Oh. I have vague knowledge about that.
Posted by JFrost1117, Fri Mar-05-10 10:14 AM
138433, This is the soup Nazi
Posted by bestflava1, Fri Mar-05-10 08:40 AM
http://www.originalsoupman.com/

featured on Seinfeld years ago
138434, Haha the rules in "Dutch" make no sense at all.
Posted by Backbone, Sat Mar-06-10 04:29 PM
I was surprised to find out that the Soup Nazi is real. Even though he doesn't call himself Nazi.
138435, archive. nm
Posted by Binlahab, Fri Mar-05-10 08:31 AM

<--- soulful stare into the mirror pose


bin's super soulful song of the week (2/26 update): http://tinyurl.com/y9xpotl
138436, basically lol nm
Posted by mindful, Sat Mar-06-10 05:09 PM

------------------------------
blog|browse|buy
http://itsallrelative.blogetery.com
http://www.formspring.me/mindful
http://www.lulu.com/content/7598631
138437, *fakes southern accent to this reply* LICK SHOTS
Posted by T Reynolds, Fri Mar-05-10 08:47 AM
138438, LOL!!! This was dope!!!
Posted by silentwar, Fri Mar-05-10 09:12 AM
There is no way I was only one who heard this in Drake's actually voice...Beat and all...*pause* Yeah.


This made my morning fam...LOL.
138439, awesome
Posted by naiduk, Fri Mar-05-10 09:21 AM
138440, LMFAO. Classic line right here:
Posted by Dr Claw, Fri Mar-05-10 11:19 AM
>or get some sorta fake accent like hes from kingston, Kofi.
138441, LOL
Posted by sha mecca, Fri Mar-05-10 11:25 AM
138442, LMAO!!
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Fri Mar-05-10 11:27 AM
138443, Click-Clack-Pow!
Posted by Kahlema, Fri Mar-05-10 11:53 AM
that was good man.
138444, lighters in the air!!
Posted by Lesson24, Fri Mar-05-10 12:38 PM
138445, that needs to be recorded, asap
Posted by Gutterbird, Fri Mar-05-10 12:56 PM

_________________ _ _ _
twitter.com/gudda_b
formspring.me/guddaBERD

for the next 90 minutes, I want to show you that all of your problems can be solved by my penis.
138446, its way better than drake
Posted by fire, Fri Mar-05-10 02:24 PM
138447, *thumbs up*
Posted by HeavenLei, Fri Mar-05-10 02:58 PM



------------------------------
<----------Moving right along to the Sweet 16.












www.happynewyou.wordpress.com (stll working on it)
138448, is that a real drake song or not? I can't tell.
Posted by Rjcc, Fri Mar-05-10 09:27 PM

http://card.mygamercard.net/lastgame/rjcc.png

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at
138449, LOL!!!
Posted by injyl, Sat Mar-06-10 03:01 PM

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/50/l_c7ac935e3dab46a9bf8ac47a4e67c8d0.jpg
138450, you just destroyed son whole way of life, commie
Posted by poetx, Sat Mar-06-10 04:15 PM
played him out like a rock opera, tommy
boy i never even heard this ni**a rap, i be
thinkin moast acts sound like primo on chemo, sabe?
or savvy - oh wait i heard that one shit, threw it in the baggie
single tear like that indian, shakin my head, sadly



peace & blessings,

x.

www.twitter.com/poetx

=========================================
** i move away from the mic to breathe in
138451, *thumbs up*
Posted by evolution_23, Mon Mar-08-10 02:38 PM
138452, Dope. I loved the soup nazi reference.
Posted by J305, Mon Mar-08-10 02:48 PM
138453, i thought lil wayne started that style
Posted by thegodcam, Fri Mar-05-10 07:03 AM
138454, fathered
Posted by Geah, Fri Mar-05-10 07:10 AM
138455, Baby
Posted by PIMPINCHICAGO, Fri Mar-05-10 07:32 AM
138456, lol
Posted by J305, Mon Mar-08-10 02:45 PM
138457, haters give me them salty looks, lawry's
Posted by Young H, Fri Mar-05-10 07:39 AM
that was 07

how long has wayne been doing this?
138458, he aint just jump off the porch he BEEN dat boy
Posted by Geah, Fri Mar-05-10 07:42 AM
138459, Aww he
Posted by buildingblock, Fri Mar-05-10 11:03 AM
138460, b. gizzle
Posted by spawn2k, Fri Mar-05-10 12:18 PM
138461, i thought it was dipset
Posted by Government Name, Fri Mar-05-10 09:33 AM
138462, Didn't mean to imply Drake originated it, Lucy.
Posted by 83, Fri Mar-05-10 09:33 AM
138463, yeah...I don't get this one.
Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 10:06 AM
138464, Lucy is the name of the earliest known human connection
Posted by Darryl_Licke, Fri Mar-05-10 11:08 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_%28Australopithecus%29
138465, Mica, don't be going all smarty art nigga on me.
Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 11:10 AM
138466, lol
Posted by sha mecca, Fri Mar-05-10 11:29 AM
138467, you thought wroong
Posted by aroundRobinHoodsbarn, Fri Mar-05-10 10:20 AM
shit came from dipset most notably cam


wayne is just a biter

and drake AINT EVEN NO AMERICAN(C)TIGER TY
138468, quick question mad dipset guy
Posted by BlkButtaFly, Fri Mar-05-10 03:47 PM
what does drake's nationality have to do with his style??

just curious
138469, look, im mad cause yall is wrong...righteous anger
Posted by aroundRobinHoodsbarn, Mon Mar-08-10 07:50 PM
>what does drake's nationality have to do with his style??
>

and thats pretty much a dumb question because of course where people are from have a huge impact on their personal style

the fact that no non american has had such a big impact on american rap styles should let you all know that he ain't start or even popularize that shit even though he uses it alot


and i just wanted to quote my big homie TIGER TY
138470, but drake sounds better doing it
Posted by Kahlema, Fri Mar-05-10 11:15 AM
138471, WAYNE AINT START THAT SHIT
Posted by aroundRobinHoodsbarn, Fri Mar-05-10 11:23 AM
swear yall stay talkin like yall know some shit here when yall dont
138472, k.
Posted by Kahlema, Fri Mar-05-10 11:58 AM
138473, lmao aight homie damn no beef!!!
Posted by Mahogany, Fri Mar-05-10 12:31 PM
lol kirkin...lolol
138474, lol he's a dipset groupie
Posted by Kahlema, Fri Mar-05-10 01:33 PM
138475, ha naw i aint none of that
Posted by aroundRobinHoodsbarn, Mon Mar-08-10 07:24 PM
but yall was wrong and i ended it
cause yall some revisionist...white supremacist
138476, someone's got his pink polos in a bunch, charles hamilton
Posted by Oak27, Fri Mar-05-10 01:35 PM
.
138477, u mad? lingo
Posted by thegodcam, Fri Mar-05-10 09:03 PM
get off my dick, homo
138478, Actually I would say Dipset started it
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Fri Mar-05-10 11:30 AM
138479, fuckin THANK YOU
Posted by aroundRobinHoodsbarn, Fri Mar-05-10 11:45 AM
shit just goes to show how someone can take something and run with it and the masses are non the wiser
138480, Yea I didn't even see that you said it before me, but yup
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Fri Mar-05-10 12:10 PM
138481, yeah it was very noticeable with him
Posted by injyl, Sat Mar-06-10 03:11 PM

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/50/l_c7ac935e3dab46a9bf8ac47a4e67c8d0.jpg
138482, in the song bedrock, that style was used by all YM's artists...warhol
Posted by lazyboi, Fri Mar-05-10 07:52 AM

<----aye cheesy gore deeduh...crunch ta'monch
138483, ^^^^jailhouse lawyer....johnny. nm
Posted by Binlahab, Fri Mar-05-10 08:32 AM

<--- soulful stare into the mirror pose


bin's super soulful song of the week (2/26 update): http://tinyurl.com/y9xpotl
138484, ^^^^u need to return back to the dust on wednesday, ashy
Posted by lazyboi, Fri Mar-05-10 10:19 AM

<----aye cheesy gore deeduh...crunch ta'monch
138485, ^^^^that made no sense, layzboi. nm
Posted by Binlahab, Fri Mar-05-10 11:06 AM

<--- soulful stare into the mirror pose


bin's super soulful song of the week (2/26 update): http://tinyurl.com/y9xpotl
138486, that's cause u a heathen and need Jesus, ..healin
Posted by lazyboi, Fri Mar-05-10 01:01 PM

<----aye cheesy gore deeduh...crunch ta'monch
138487, OKPs always getting loud, speakers
Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 09:11 AM
And then spread gossip to the crowd, Mica
138488, You pronounce it Meeka I pronounce it MIKE-A
Posted by Geah, Fri Mar-05-10 09:14 AM
I got my check today..oh shit..Fica
138489, ^^Knows her name^^ clarence
Posted by cheap skeiht killa, Fri Mar-05-10 11:44 AM
138490, I'm finna live in this post down home like the neelys
Posted by Geah, Fri Mar-05-10 09:13 AM
yeah that line was very weak, taj coko lee lee.
138491, lmao
Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 09:17 AM
138492, lol
Posted by ambient1, Fri Mar-05-10 09:22 AM
138493, wth lol
Posted by naiduk, Fri Mar-05-10 09:27 AM
138494, lol
Posted by Fast Food James, Fri Mar-05-10 10:31 AM
138495, hahahaha
Posted by CaliALive, Fri Mar-05-10 10:48 AM
138496, lmao!
Posted by selppataei, Fri Mar-05-10 04:13 PM
s*** snuck up on me.
138497, instead of complainin' i just do it, nike
Posted by buildingblock, Fri Mar-05-10 09:22 AM
they say he likes it he likes it, life, mikey
i'm the standard that all others strive to be, jordan
i'll always be greater than you, more than


is this how you do it?
138498, was my shit wack, no cosigns, trig?
Posted by buildingblock, Fri Mar-05-10 10:51 AM
i ain't ready to die now, big
it don't seem too difficult, easy
i'm on fire like the carter, not nino, weezy
138499, oh shit block, goin at palin's son? , bastard
Posted by poetx, Sat Mar-06-10 04:22 PM
she bout to put yo ass on blast, mastered
her trigknowledge reign supreme over nearly every, body
in the shallow end of the gene pool (tea), party!


peace & blessings,

x.

www.twitter.com/poetx

=========================================
** i move away from the mic to breathe in
138500, ya'll check out my new steez, guru
Posted by soul creator, Fri Mar-05-10 09:53 AM
in my isuzu, watching tv shows, hulu
then walking through the park bearing arms, booboo
My crew who, cause a Heap of trouble, Frou Frou
my fist is more legendary than Jet's, Wu Shu
an ancient warrior on the mic, Lu Bu
I get in that ass on the mic, no Sulu
so street, Raw as fuck on a beat, Umfoofoo


--
bah
138501, "no sulu"??
Posted by Calico, Fri Mar-05-10 10:19 AM
that was great....
138502, http://the-deli.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sulu_0618.jpg
Posted by El_essence, Fri Mar-05-10 04:59 PM
http://the-deli.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/sulu_0618.jpg
138503, LMAO!
Posted by x49, Fri Mar-05-10 10:20 AM
>I get in that ass on the mic, no Sulu

138504, my man. NO SULU is getting stolen and used repeatedly.
Posted by poetx, Sat Mar-06-10 04:24 PM
that shit is tremendous.

peace & blessings,

x.

www.twitter.com/poetx

=========================================
** i move away from the mic to breathe in
138505, * "no sulu" (c) soulcreator enters the lexicon*
Posted by poetx, Sat Mar-06-10 04:25 PM

peace & blessings,

x.

www.twitter.com/poetx

=========================================
** i move away from the mic to breathe in
138506, goddamn this post is fantastic
Posted by Mash_Comp, Fri Mar-05-10 09:56 AM
138507, Four
Posted by briwil25, Fri Mar-05-10 10:02 AM

"I keep pretending/with memories never ending." © Michael Jackson



R.I.P.
138508, lol
Posted by Mr Teeth, Fri Mar-05-10 10:17 AM
138509, ^^^^ LMAOOOO
Posted by Poetic_Truth, Fri Mar-05-10 10:40 AM
138510, lol
Posted by naiduk, Fri Mar-05-10 10:40 AM
138511, This friday aint bring a nigga joy like Anita
Posted by Geah, Fri Mar-05-10 09:59 AM
A week in this jungle got me wit a Fever
No shower today but i aint feelin dirty
Forgot my lunch too..damn 30 30.
138512, lol
Posted by Spontaneous, Fri Mar-05-10 01:04 PM
..
138513, almost...you shoulda went with
Posted by Mr. ManC, Fri Mar-05-10 01:59 PM
"A-kneeeeeeee-ta", "Feeeeeeeev-uh", "durday", and "thurday"

"yeah." 8)
138514, nigga, i just guffawed loud as shit at my computer. i'm reading along
Posted by poetx, Sat Mar-06-10 04:26 PM
all unsuspecting an shit, till the punchline. well effing played, man.


peace & blessings,

x.

www.twitter.com/poetx

=========================================
** i move away from the mic to breathe in
138515, I'm effin' crying right now!!! LMMFAO
Posted by briwil25, Fri Mar-05-10 10:02 AM

"I keep pretending/with memories never ending." © Michael Jackson



R.I.P.
138516, Duck niggas always blathering, blatherskite
Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 10:02 AM
And this verse is a freestyle, damn i'm tight

lol

that sucked.
138517, this post is the gift that keeps giving, Christmas
Posted by tomjohn29, Fri Mar-05-10 10:02 AM
138518, poast this shit where i'm from at christmas?, canceled. nm
Posted by poetx, Sat Mar-06-10 04:28 PM

peace & blessings,

x.

www.twitter.com/poetx

=========================================
** i move away from the mic to breathe in
138519, Man, I'm so happy that it's friday, DEEBO
Posted by APDaTruth, Fri Mar-05-10 10:06 AM
138520, Yo hairline is like that one singin nigga, PEABO
Posted by Geah, Fri Mar-05-10 10:10 AM
138521, LMAO
Posted by briwil25, Fri Mar-05-10 10:12 AM

"I keep pretending/with memories never ending." © Michael Jackson



R.I.P.
138522, lmao
Posted by Commie, Fri Mar-05-10 12:02 PM
138523, *lowers self into the grave*
Posted by peace3, Fri Mar-05-10 12:09 PM

"The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good & how he treats people who can't fight back"-Abigail Van Buren

I'm Certified
138524, lol
Posted by SP1200, Fri Mar-05-10 09:32 PM
138525, LOL
Posted by WarriorPoet415, Fri Mar-05-10 02:29 PM

______________________________________________________________________________

"There's a fine line between persistence and foolishness..."
-unknown

"To Each His Reach"
-George Clinton
138526, WOW, lmao
Posted by HeavenLei, Fri Mar-05-10 02:59 PM



------------------------------
<----------Moving right along to the Sweet 16.












www.happynewyou.wordpress.com (stll working on it)
138527, !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Harmonia, Fri Mar-05-10 05:59 PM
138528, I just woke up my whole house, cackling.
Posted by domper, Sun Mar-07-10 08:24 AM
138529, CRYING AND DEAD
Posted by marijane, Mon Mar-08-10 08:35 PM
138530, I aint talking Nintendo but, Wii know
Posted by Poetic_Truth, Fri Mar-05-10 10:12 AM
138531, And I get money by the ton, C-BO
Posted by APDaTruth, Fri Mar-05-10 10:20 AM
138532, Spit lines fresher than my Tims, Tebow
Posted by Oak27, Fri Mar-05-10 11:52 AM
138533, i won't pass the rock, i'ma an all star, Z-bo
Posted by Cenario, Fri Mar-05-10 11:58 AM
138534, Shit's getting ugly, so i'll keep it short too, cee-lo
Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Fri Mar-05-10 12:48 PM
138535, i'm cold eatin' niggas like a sub, zero
Posted by Vizionz28, Fri Mar-05-10 01:21 PM
138536, when i come through i get more than daps and pounds, kilos
Posted by Oak27, Fri Mar-05-10 01:28 PM
138537, if i was at the club you know i balled, chemo
Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 01:29 PM
138538, I'm easy on Sunday as Nicole, Richie.
Posted by briwil25, Fri Mar-05-10 10:07 AM
That was corny, kernel. LOL


"I keep pretending/with memories never ending." © Michael Jackson



R.I.P.
138539, Lionel got punked by his ex wife, bitchy
Posted by Mash_Comp, Fri Mar-05-10 10:13 AM
138540, Check my footsteps like The Isleys, Contaigious
Posted by briwil25, Fri Mar-05-10 10:17 AM
Git'cha ass beat like Lionel, Outrageous


"I keep pretending/with memories never ending." © Michael Jackson



R.I.P.
138541, lol
Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 10:17 AM
>Git'cha ass beat like Lionel, Outrageous
138542, young he went in
Posted by Mash_Comp, Fri Mar-05-10 10:20 AM
i am in here stifling laughter.
138543, LOL
Posted by chitown_butterfly, Sat Mar-06-10 02:44 AM
138544, My hands will set fire to your ass, hadouken
Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 10:11 AM
I like green heads but not the mask, smokin'
These women stay comin out they garters, provokin'
Now I'm in the dark like Clarence Carter, strokin'
138545, This line was actually hot......
Posted by briwil25, Fri Mar-05-10 10:13 AM
>Now I'm in the dark like Clarence Carter, strokin'


"I keep pretending/with memories never ending." © Michael Jackson



R.I.P.
138546, i'm SMHing at all of yall, dizzy.
Posted by BrooklynWHAT, Fri Mar-05-10 10:14 AM
138547, And now I'm sippin San Pellegrino, fizzy
Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 10:17 AM
n/m
138548, lol...that did it
Posted by Mash_Comp, Fri Mar-05-10 10:20 AM
i just lost my water on my keyboard
138549, i keep a bad broad like clipse...w/ skivvies
Posted by MiracleRic, Fri Mar-05-10 10:30 AM
138550, You aint seen nothin yet, Thin Lizzie
Posted by Geah, Fri Mar-05-10 10:19 AM
138551, I'll give it a shot just for kicks, David Beckham
Posted by x49, Fri Mar-05-10 10:18 AM
just wanted to say "i was here", lady antebellum

138552, No sushi without the right attire, slacks
Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 10:22 AM

138553, Affirmative w/the action now I'm hired, blacks
Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 10:25 AM
138554, And what did Omar steal on the Wire? Packs
Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 10:25 AM
And what drug did Bubbles like to use? Smack

And what color's Saul Williams gums? Black
138555, Black like the Moon, Monks, Star or Thought
Posted by Geah, Fri Mar-05-10 10:29 AM
138556, past tense fight like frazier & ali, fought
Posted by buildingblock, Fri Mar-05-10 12:18 PM
138557, juicy like apple juice maker without the possessive, Mott
Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Fri Mar-05-10 12:51 PM
sld;kj
138558, don't wear skinny jeans cuz my money fit, not
Posted by buildingblock, Fri Mar-05-10 02:02 PM
138559, you don't hear me go see a Doctor, spock
Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Fri Mar-05-10 04:49 PM
138560, lol
Posted by Kahlema, Fri Mar-05-10 11:19 AM
138561, And I'm on that ace ventura ish, COOKY
Posted by APDaTruth, Fri Mar-05-10 10:27 AM
138562, I'm smokin Green all Day nigga, DOOKIE
Posted by Geah, Fri Mar-05-10 10:30 AM
138563, Rhymes phat like Shenehneh's braids, DOOKY
Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 10:30 AM
138564, chillin on a red house, SNOOPY
Posted by naiduk, Fri Mar-05-10 10:44 AM
138565, my money dirty like a baby's ass...poopy.
Posted by BrooklynWHAT, Fri Mar-05-10 10:32 AM
138566, I don't know why this one made me laugh so hard
Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 10:54 AM
I guess the 5-year-old in me still can't NOT laugh at poop
138567, an talk slow like when wayne ain't at a show, Droopy.
Posted by poetx, Sat Mar-06-10 04:32 PM

peace & blessings,

x.

www.twitter.com/poetx

=========================================
** i move away from the mic to breathe in
138568, They say I look cali but I aint from the West, KANYE
Posted by Poetic_Truth, Fri Mar-05-10 10:28 AM
love double d's ya girl got small breasts, ENTREE
looked in my bank account only 3000, ANDRE
A bad influence glad I aint got a little brother, PHONTE

138569, I purge my soul, so the Devil My Cry, Dante
Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 10:33 AM
138570, That was hot, Picante
Posted by Ashley Ayers, Fri Mar-05-10 07:29 PM
138571, Rappity rappity rapp
Posted by ZooTown74, Fri Mar-05-10 10:37 AM
I just want to be here for the archives

_________________________________________________________________________
http://www.youtube.com/user/punannydiaries

http://thepunannydiaries.com

also on Facebook
138572, Everyday my life's drama filled, GD
Posted by b2thej, Fri Mar-05-10 10:39 AM
Go outta town and fuck mad bitches, RE
Wingspot order 20 mild skip on the tab, DC
Go to a house party and steal mad shit, NYC


138573, cover up the bumps, VD
Posted by naiduk, Fri Mar-05-10 10:47 AM
when you fucking wit online bitches, OKP
niggas wanna fight with the springer, JERRY
make 'em wibble wibble wobby, WEEZY
138574, I'm grinding for Sam in my cubicle, Uncle
Posted by 6_1_flo, Fri Mar-05-10 10:40 AM
I have to do what Simon says in corporate, Garfunkel,
We chat at water coolers bout our pay, Penny,
This year killed our raise by 2%, Kenny,
I made more money on the streets, Plenty,
Grabbed a 9 to 5 pockets mad taxed, Empty
138575, LMAO @ this line, assembly
Posted by Ashley Ayers, Fri Mar-05-10 07:31 PM
>This year killed our raise by 2%, Kenny
138576, i'm stuck home waiting for a package, LUCIOUS
Posted by CaliALive, Fri Mar-05-10 10:54 AM
Dumb like as if whatever, CLUELESS
138577, Ya skills at the bottom of the barrel, Crabs
Posted by briwil25, Fri Mar-05-10 10:55 AM
People h8 on me for no reason, Babz*.





























*Not a diss, baby girl LOL.



"I keep pretending/with memories never ending." © Michael Jackson



R.I.P.
138578, awesome
Posted by babz, Fri Mar-05-10 11:05 AM
138579, :-)
Posted by briwil25, Fri Mar-05-10 11:39 AM

"I keep pretending/with memories never ending." © Michael Jackson



R.I.P.
138580, I'm bitin off ears with this mic, tyson
Posted by Fast Food James, Fri Mar-05-10 11:08 AM
a nigga fought to the last level, m.bison
they said young drizzy couldn't make it
put the game in my hands and decided I would take-it
all, still I fall through these cracks
knocked down a few time but I always came back (yeah)(pause)
called my mama on the phone, t-mobile
she said baby cant talk, no mobile-to-mobile (pause)
so I SPRINT to my pops house
go cry in his arms, he said go get the mops-out (yeah)
I'm cleaning floors, no lysol
ran to the store, caught a cramp, no midol
138581, LOL @ this sounding exactly like some shit Drake would say.
Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 11:09 AM
138582, LOL
Posted by sha mecca, Fri Mar-05-10 11:36 AM
138583, Lolol
Posted by naiduk, Fri Mar-05-10 11:37 AM
138584, haha
Posted by Kahlema, Fri Mar-05-10 11:54 AM
i'm laughing at my desk. my boss is going to wonder whats going on over here lol
138585, this is great.
Posted by Commie, Fri Mar-05-10 11:55 AM
138586, LOL
Posted by Koku, Fri Mar-05-10 11:57 AM
138587, lol @ the yeah and pause.
Posted by Cenario, Fri Mar-05-10 12:04 PM
138588, i'm high off shrooms, mario
Posted by soul creator, Fri Mar-05-10 11:48 AM
I apologize for killing this Tim beat, sorry hoe
Thunder stroke that pussy hoooollle, no Lion-o
Drunk, did I take the last PBR, sorry bro

--
bah
138589, LOL this might be the best one yet.
Posted by NewBorn202, Fri Mar-05-10 11:55 AM
138590, SORRY BRO
Posted by Rjcc, Sat Mar-06-10 04:30 AM

http://card.mygamercard.net/lastgame/rjcc.png

www.engadgethd.com - the other stuff i'm looking at
138591, This post made me laugh today, funny...
Posted by silentwar, Fri Mar-05-10 11:55 AM
Later I will Cher my penis with my wife, Sonny...
Just got paid on a Friday, Johnny...
I Wonder if I can make a sweet beat for Badu, Honey.



138592, This nigga drake rapping sounding like a clown, bozo
Posted by Cenario, Fri Mar-05-10 11:55 AM
well i can do it too, same style,homo
no lyrical content, just punchlines,dojo
but his career still run long like nails, flojo
wayne locked up so drake rollin for self,dolo
so he betta look sideways when he pitch like hideo,nomo
i been on the run eating before noreaga, oh no
but i treat drake like Destiny's child,no no
No, your reign is over, time to fold, bend
Young money tho, they bigger than the Hudson, Jen
All they do is buy clothes and diamonds, gem
I'm mad cause i shop at jimmy jazz and Conway,VIMS
what do you expect, i'm an okplayer, hating
drake and niki, doing shows, getting checks, mating
ugh, this isn't really rapping not even close, Glenn
I really had enough of drake, my cup is full,when
138593, hahaha
Posted by Fast Food James, Fri Mar-05-10 11:57 AM
138594, lol
Posted by Commie, Fri Mar-05-10 12:01 PM
138595, LOL
Posted by sha mecca, Fri Mar-05-10 12:03 PM
138596, Lol
Posted by naiduk, Fri Mar-05-10 12:57 PM
138597, A++++ for Hideo Nomo
Posted by Harmonia, Fri Mar-05-10 06:03 PM
138598, hahaha @ "when"
Posted by Von Pea, Sun Mar-14-10 03:07 PM

<--Tanya Morgan Show Dates
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2754/4338149815_058b462931_o.jpg

Donwill Solo LP March. 23rd 2010
138599, do you like my life, like mikey
Posted by buildingblock, Fri Mar-05-10 12:04 PM
i lace up and dunk on fools, like mikey
i hate puma and adidas, like nike
my name's michael from the valley, like, mikey
138600, Can't breeve!
Posted by briwil25, Fri Mar-05-10 12:07 PM

"I keep pretending/with memories never ending." © Michael Jackson



R.I.P.
138601, lmao c'mon
Posted by Cenario, Fri Mar-05-10 12:12 PM
my name's michael from the valley, like, mikey
138602, hahahahaha
Posted by zavidovici, Fri Mar-05-10 08:10 PM
138603, welp the possiblility of me doing any work today just dissapeared,
Posted by Cenario, Fri Mar-05-10 12:09 PM
copperfield
who this new coworker let me train her,
cop a feel
138604, http://i808.photobucket.com/albums/zz4/loveshack101/legendary-thread.jpg
Posted by cp900, Fri Mar-05-10 12:13 PM
http://i808.photobucket.com/albums/zz4/loveshack101/legendary-thread.jpg
138605, Somebody do Drake doing a Xtian Rap Verse!
Posted by briwil25, Fri Mar-05-10 12:16 PM

"I keep pretending/with memories never ending." © Michael Jackson



R.I.P.
138606, Yeah, 4:13 in Corinthians
Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 12:51 PM
said I can do anything, Christ is my strengthening. (Pause)
It's not flesh and blood that I battle, so when I get dissed I just let you cats rattle, yeah.
Like Peter my profession is to net them in, naw I'm Gordon but I'm a fisherman of men. And even day to day I still commit a sin, I get down on my knees and repent and he forgives again.
I ain't cry when my dog died, but I did when I read Jesus was crucified. (Pause) So I try to live right so the pain he endured won't be in vain as for me he died.


138607, LOL good one
Posted by Fast Food James, Fri Mar-05-10 12:54 PM
138608, LOL @
Posted by sha mecca, Fri Mar-05-10 01:07 PM

>I ain't cry when my dog died, but I did when I read Jesus was
>crucified.
138609, YES.. that shit .. lawd
Posted by Ashley Ayers, Fri Mar-05-10 07:37 PM
138610, HA!
Posted by 341, Sun Mar-07-10 07:56 AM
138611, (yeah) drop the beat on these bitch niggas
Posted by Fast Food James, Fri Mar-05-10 12:17 PM
only 22 and I'm making over six figgas
hatin on my style, yeah that figuuuures
aint even drop an album yet my money's gettin big-gerrrr (yeah)
my mama say so she so proud of me
and you wonder why the fuck im always talkin bout my fa-mi-lyyyyy
you wack niggas need a hobby
young drizzy stay shittin on you niggas, port-a-potty
138612, So you better do what I say, Simon
Posted by Vaiasucks, Fri Mar-05-10 12:18 PM
I stay connected to some puss-ay, Hymen
138613, my flow sound like a home run, whack
Posted by Cenario, Fri Mar-05-10 12:28 PM
my future bleek like memphis, no wesley, black
if i ever left, i'd come with no strain, back
my music goes to your feet from your spinal, tap
dang, this style is like bad Lays, stale
but you still can't see me, use your finger, braille
i sound drunk but i'm sober, sippin coke and ginger,ale
My nigga drake is a 64,http://www.lolz.se/fun/fail-1.jpg
138614, lmao
Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 12:38 PM
138615, LMAO
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Fri Mar-05-10 01:02 PM
138616, That homerun line was great!
Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 01:12 PM
138617, i suck like a vacuum & u suckas need a bathroom
Posted by fire, Fri Mar-05-10 12:44 PM
to flush my average raps down, went from wheelchair jimmy to rap clown
138618, i leave clowns bloody like pads, maxi
Posted by Cenario, Fri Mar-05-10 12:54 PM
ask me where i'm from and i'll tell you, degrassi
wanna test me, you gonna pay the toll, fair
these niggas know how i roll, wheelchair

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ABdF67EWGBc/Skqd4RJTnZI/AAAAAAAABq8/Z3oEsPMglSg/s400/drake-wheelchair.jpg
138619, i'm dying...
Posted by naiduk, Fri Mar-05-10 12:59 PM
138620, niggas out here looking like larry, ASHY
Posted by APDaTruth, Fri Mar-05-10 01:10 PM
138621, Wish this nigga Drake wasnt a Kanye carbon, copy
Posted by Rats Ass, Fri Mar-05-10 12:59 PM
We already had a nigga that made girl songs, Kwame
Maybe he should man up and try to catch a body, Chi Ali
only got a few hot verses on his fingas, Rollie
Nigga should just do a TV show with Josh Peck, golly
138622, never slim, big pimpin, Fillmore
Posted by Calico, Fri Mar-05-10 01:00 PM
i raise a hand and they start flippin, still sure,
the way i do it is the pinnacle, everest
you in the valley all cynical, we da best,
boy, girl, woman, man, darwinism
a bitch, a block, swag and a plan, jack trippin
chrissy shotgunnin, pump action only
reagal beagle bound, janet waitin on me
cold blood, on all love, stay -30
stealin lines you all Plexico, poppin early,
138623, this post is hilarious, even tho i can't do it.....virgin *shrug*.
Posted by lazyboi, Fri Mar-05-10 01:02 PM
W?

<----aye cheesy gore deeduh...crunch ta'monch
138624, Like Paul McCartney Ex Wife, SPLURGIN
Posted by APDaTruth, Fri Mar-05-10 01:14 PM
138625, And I stay goin for the Wynn, SPERGON
Posted by APDaTruth, Fri Mar-05-10 01:18 PM
138626, and fake n*ggas need to cut it out...surgeon
Posted by lazyboi, Fri Mar-05-10 01:57 PM
<----aye cheesy gore deeduh...crunch ta'monch
138627, oh, so now everyone got jokes like steve, harvey
Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 01:25 PM
so i'm have to shut this down like a board game, sorry
lets spit a rhyme like drake and have fun, party
cause you just a boring, dusty old head, atari
okplayer get they hatin on like smuckers,they jelly
you rhyming is bad like nas acting,in belly
i chill wit rich familys like the osbournes, kelly
you scrounging up 40 dollars for a short stay, telly
laugh if you want, my flow is popping like speakers, kickass
you 30 years old and JUST getting pu**y, Inkast
now i bet you wanna squash beef, truces
i'm a couple a cards short of a full deck, deuces
138628, Man that shit was gay Terrence Trent, D'Arby
Posted by APDaTruth, Fri Mar-05-10 01:29 PM
138629, dog i don't even know your name, alicia
Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 01:36 PM
I'm Precious,lets call you twinkie, eat ya
138630, omg you niggas need to stop
Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 01:43 PM
138631, yeah i got time to kill so i'll murder ya'll, drizzy
Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 01:45 PM
can't stop won't stop,take that, i need a girl, diddy
138632, bwaaahhhhhhh.....you need to stop!
Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 01:56 PM
138633, I smh @ these foolish rhymes, pity
Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 02:01 PM
138634, this nigga playing blackjack all i hear is, hit me
Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 02:12 PM
138635, same shit Ike asked Tina "whatcho love got to do wit me?"
Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 02:15 PM
138636, ^^^This scratchy cat is getting killed by some mice, itchy
Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 02:18 PM
138637, congrats, you can rhyme, but you wack, fitty
Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 02:26 PM
.
138638, lol
Posted by Mash_Comp, Fri Mar-05-10 02:35 PM
138639, Your style is getting old like tear-drop, titties
Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 02:43 PM
138640, meanwhile you are soft and small, bitties
Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 03:09 PM
nigga i'm the best, believe it or not, ripleys
on top of this game, i'm high, hippy
this battle is dead like murphy, brittney
138641, damn nigga you had to say this shit
Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 03:18 PM

>this battle is dead like murphy, brittney
138642, *dead*...tupac
Posted by Von Pea, Sun Mar-14-10 03:11 PM
this post getting archived is a shoe in...tubesocks
yeah...yall got me laughing...chapelle show
damn i can barely keep it together...velcro





<--Tanya Morgan Show Dates
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2754/4338149815_058b462931_o.jpg

Donwill Solo LP March. 23rd 2010
138643, I got rappers going crazy, badu
Posted by soul creator, Fri Mar-05-10 01:33 PM
private jet to Argentina, blazing, manu
model chicks giving me head, bobble
fucking on the afghan next to the bed, Kabul
skeeted in her throat, balls, gobble
under her umbrella, no Oswald, Cobble

--
bah
138644, I ride for Young Money and a Baby, Juno
Posted by MiracleRic, Fri Mar-05-10 01:35 PM
I'm colder than an alien Lady, Pluto
138645, I say I'm skilled tho I'm really not, pseudo
Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 01:37 PM
138646, i spit a verse for u peasants and serfs, FEUDAL
Posted by MiracleRic, Fri Mar-05-10 01:44 PM
138647, OMG! this nigga here went waaaaaayyyyyyy back
Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 02:03 PM
138648, these rhymes are nice, some are ok, player...
Posted by Walk On, Fri Mar-05-10 01:37 PM
my shit beat down walls i'm just in, slayer...
don't matter color or race i'm no-john, mayer...
i run bostons if she's legal, call me spader...
slant-footed but always on my mark, maker...
sly as a fox, but that's old news, haters...
scoop chicks by the dozen, and 1, bakers...
me and weezy get dough topped with icing, cakers...


138649, At work on a Friday and I'm bored, Lesson
Posted by MisterMo, Fri Mar-05-10 01:55 PM
Logon so I can watch the time fly, Jetson
138650, You sling dung but you don't want the cow boy, stetson
Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 01:56 PM
138651, you dudes are broke and let your girl run you, stedmon
Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 02:02 PM
138652, nigga get the fuck outta here, you killin me all the way from bricks
Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 02:05 PM
to kingston
138653, burn you fake rappers to a crisp, RESIN
Posted by APDaTruth, Fri Mar-05-10 02:06 PM
138654, That relationship backwards like Jeopardy answer, question
Posted by MisterMo, Fri Mar-05-10 02:07 PM
138655, (yeah)
Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 02:14 PM
pause
138656, RE: This is a Drake punchline post, mail.
Posted by chincheckin, Fri Mar-05-10 01:59 PM
Cats got being g's backwards, Gucci
Streets crazy niggas kill like poison, Kool G
Made it thru, just call me lucky, Lucci
Just one left to avoid death, Smoochy
138657, i design websites for okp, triptych
Posted by buildingblock, Fri Mar-05-10 02:01 PM
i'll get you touched cuz it's natural, mystic
i'll make a post like questlove, cryptic
i avoid gd like talib kweli, critic
138658, I guess I gotta kick it, Pelé
Posted by Vaiasucks, Fri Mar-05-10 02:03 PM
Last resort if the chick won't let you hit it, date rape
When Drake around its going down, Mayday
138659, my kids on ya girl's chin for the love, Ray J
Posted by Calico, Fri Mar-05-10 02:08 PM
138660, i bet that nigga cant beat me while i'm eating that puss-say
Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 02:11 PM
138661, Danger, don't mess wit her, she smashed the................
Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 02:22 PM
HOMEY!!!!!!
138662, Himalaya playa the original, Jeru...
Posted by self_ish, Fri Mar-05-10 02:08 PM
Red flagging, uncle climaxin’; hayboo
You be on your ?uesto never doing what they do
But when R-E come I bet I tear it up, Beirut
Orbits for the breath I heard it’s thunder, Liger
Hidden dragon having brothers crouching, tiger
They can step and let a nigga handle that, liver
Terminate the cat and maybe wife that, Shriverrrr
Yeaaaahhh, kill it without a shottie pop
Can’t resist my body when I’m rockin’ hot karate ock
find a girl with junk and do the bump up in the party spot
swollen ‘round her colon wipe forever after potty stops
138663, ^^^ slept on reply
Posted by poetx, Sat Mar-06-10 04:47 PM

peace & blessings,

x.

www.twitter.com/poetx

=========================================
** i move away from the mic to breathe in
138664, I don't really like these chicks
Posted by Vaiasucks, Fri Mar-05-10 02:16 PM
I only gas them up, Adolf
138665, this post is oh so bad like weezy hot breath and teeth
Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 02:21 PM
138666, But niggas running to it like the white tape @ track meets
Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Fri Mar-05-10 02:23 PM
138667, my posts are overlooked on the boards, dikembe...
Posted by Walk On, Fri Mar-05-10 02:23 PM
so, i roll along and transition like it's nothing, segway...
138668, Success is tattooed all over me, Weezy
Posted by rorschach, Fri Mar-05-10 02:24 PM
No homo (long pause), Yeezy

138669, so is these manicured hands that got child support groupies
Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 02:31 PM
138670, i change lanes while you change diapers, poopie
Posted by buildingblock, Fri Mar-05-10 06:04 PM
138671, the pain is too much, its impossible, mission
Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 02:24 PM
wayne, We goin IIIIIIIIN, yeah, prison
138672, ^^^^^^ winner
Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 02:26 PM
138673, My ex-girl Ming hit me on my cell, Toronto
Posted by Mr. ManC, Fri Mar-05-10 02:25 PM
Asking me if we can just kick it, Tae Kwon Do,
Asked her to assist me with my bawlin, no Rondo, drove
To the basket til she was like *oops* "Fool wrooooowwwnnnnngggg hole"....
Yeah, cause I'ma Menace when I try tho, but
She wanted to slip a Dennis penis in my-ut owww...
Brought her homegirl in so we can try a tri-o,
No Rachel, baby, that's not how I roll...Maddow...
yeah...I went from feeling like I had won the lotto, to
Dealing like a nigga at the Playgirl grotto, thru the
Tissue on the wall to see if it would stick, Stucco, dropped my
Shit on the issue then snuck out...Kuk-owww (Koku)

*hook*

Cause EYE aint wawn't nooooonneeee of thaaaaaat ackshuunn,
noooooooonnee of dat attractiooonnn...
at the PLaaayyygiirrrrlll manssioonnn...
this AINT what EYE was asking FOOOoorRRRR...

8)
138674, in miami, i'm the don...johnson
Posted by lazyboi, Fri Mar-05-10 02:33 PM
<----aye cheesy gore deeduh...crunch ta'monch
138675, bust caps in your ass like charles....bronson
Posted by lazyboi, Fri Mar-05-10 02:33 PM

<----aye cheesy gore deeduh...crunch ta'monch
138676, here to save the entire earth like God...Son
Posted by lazyboi, Fri Mar-05-10 02:34 PM

<----aye cheesy gore deeduh...crunch ta'monch
138677, put me on a track and, i rock ...dwayne johnson
Posted by lazyboi, Fri Mar-05-10 02:35 PM
<----aye cheesy gore deeduh...crunch ta'monch
138678, i know i'm shawty's first cousin, her aunts son
Posted by Drizzy, Fri Mar-05-10 02:37 PM
but she look good so i'ma give her the meat, swanson
138679, You on that InKast rap, incestor
Posted by JFrost1117, Fri Mar-05-10 05:06 PM
Don't you know that shit give you anal seepage? Olestra.
138680, Damn this post blew up, Carl Fredricksen.
Posted by 83, Fri Mar-05-10 02:43 PM
138681, did it without a deal, gettin play, you paused
Posted by Calico, Fri Mar-05-10 02:57 PM
trying to save her, nigga don't, ras kass
138682, yall are too funny
Posted by HeavenLei, Fri Mar-05-10 03:00 PM



------------------------------
<----------Moving right along to the Sweet 16.












www.happynewyou.wordpress.com (stll working on it)
138683, Dude, dawg, homie...
Posted by Randy_Jackson, Fri Mar-05-10 03:24 PM
First name Randy
last name Jackson
unlike these other aliases
I'm not synonymous with wackness
started off in GD than moved to the Lesson
schooling posters like a little brother, ?uestion

Best alias to ever push a key, board
Laughing like Hyenas at these rookies, floored
They told me I couldn't fly like Kelly, soared
They tested me in scrabble like Malone, scored

yeah i'm about this alias business
running with the G.O.A.T's like i'm a jehovah witness
the lovers and haters they all have me listed
some of yall are too slow to even get this

snitches....

Dude, dawg, homie. I just shut this whole post down.
*looks at jersey in the Alias Hall of Fame rafters*


-Cali Capp

:Inaugural Member of the OkayPlayer Alias Hall of Fame:
138684, oh shit.
Posted by Nopayne, Fri Mar-05-10 04:24 PM
138685, *DEAD*
Posted by KnowOne, Fri Mar-05-10 04:39 PM
nm
138686, Amen
Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Fri Mar-05-10 04:51 PM
138687, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwnPFryXF6g
Posted by Commie, Fri Mar-05-10 04:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwnPFryXF6g
138688, standing ovation
Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 04:54 PM
138689, yeah it shld end here
Posted by Mash_Comp, Fri Mar-05-10 04:55 PM
138690, if wish Randy Jackson could really record these bars
Posted by ShawndmeSlanted, Fri Mar-05-10 04:58 PM
138691, you and i know he wont because he's already a star
Posted by lsymone, Fri Mar-05-10 05:16 PM
*i couldnt help myself*
138692, *standing ovation*
Posted by Harmonia, Fri Mar-05-10 05:56 PM
138693, lol
Posted by injyl, Sat Mar-06-10 03:09 PM

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/50/l_c7ac935e3dab46a9bf8ac47a4e67c8d0.jpg
138694, best one yet.
Posted by belkski, Mon Mar-08-10 05:29 PM
138695, YO OKP CAN I TOUCH THE CITY!?!?
Posted by Oak27, Fri Mar-05-10 05:48 PM
Can I DO DAT!?
Yeah
Uhh
Yeah
Drizzy...

I spit dope lines, cocaine flow, you know
Dudes got my shit in they mouth, no Bruno
My syllables will make the crowd jump around, mosh pits
Weak emcees stay getting the gas face, Auschwitz
Never will I fall off, my name ain't Humpty
My dick's like a missle, cruising 'round like a Humvee
Weezy got my back, my sig is on the contract
Hiroshima beats, sit back and watch me as I bomb that
Young Money, my ass is like straight out the Mint
6 figures in pocket watch me take it out and spend
Mixtape of the year, you got it for free, Willy
From NY, to Chi-Town all the way to the Bean, chilli
Your girl's waiting for me, dog, cause I'm the one who she pick
But only double D's allowed, fisherman taste, I'm C-sick
Never been a biter but your shark flow is so sharp
Getting cheddar all day homie, but I aint talking no sharp
138696, i took off so you had to kill your design, versace
Posted by buildingblock, Fri Mar-05-10 05:59 PM
i get love from a girl just like joanie, chachi
she dropped me off to the ground in her rocket, gianni
i'll ride for my lady as if i'm her clyde, bonnie
catch wreck like a ninja mutant turtle, donatello
when i was young i loved that bill cosby, jell-o

see what i did there?
138697, sippin' on Henn, i'm J-Kwon - Tipsy. you just be like J-Kwon - missing.
Posted by FortifiedLive, Fri Mar-05-10 07:20 PM
YEAAAAAH.
i love bitches with that fat ass - Pinky.
fuck 'round, call ambalamps - Pinky. YEAAAAAH.
when i take over the world - Pinky.
y'know who's gettin' Brain from your girl - it's me.
she got a juicy cameltoe - Nicki.
Minaj-a-trois the way handle hoes - pimp 3.
you be shootin' like a rookie - miss me.
while i be eatin' out that pussy - Friskies.
'cause you know the pussy love it - Meow Mix.
then i'm out the game like a sub in - foul 6.
i don't be playin them white tricks - Kobe.
'cause they be playin' them mind tricks - Obi.
Wan-na push me? step back - James Brown.
OKP's keep it movin', press that - Page Down.
138698, Hi, I'm here to be contrarian just in case this gets archived
Posted by dEs, Sat Mar-06-10 02:50 AM
*pulls pristine "93 'til Infinity" vinyl out of an Army Green Jansport*
138699, RE: This is a Drake punchline post, mail.
Posted by HUSL06, Sat Mar-06-10 02:16 PM
..rhymes so wack that they shine..moonlight...

..ruins every song that he's on...guaranteed...


...why is he on any record...dunno...


..done doing this stupid rhyme..fin..
138700, thank you for this!! I thought i was going crazy...its annoying
Posted by injyl, Sat Mar-06-10 03:00 PM
that he does that in every song...I mean ive heard kanye do it and lil wayne does it alot but he always says "Get it" after his lil play on words : /


I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

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138701, Baby me and you can kick it hard, Dojo
Posted by -DJ R-Tistic-, Sun Mar-07-10 07:40 PM
Cause I got the powers like Austin, Mojo
Girl I love the way you let me run it, Flo-Jo
138702, n/m
Posted by Wordup, Sun Mar-07-10 08:04 PM
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138703, Seen me with ya ex, yo face turned to stone cuz you salty, morton
Posted by evolution_23, Mon Mar-08-10 10:49 AM
Thought you knew, I guess the memo got lost in the mail, sortin

Don't step to me poppin shit, get sent straight to the moon, aldrin

Besides you've been banging his boy, you're like the pot that called the kettle black, cauldron

138704, ^, ok.
Posted by 83, Mon Mar-08-10 05:17 PM
138705, she hit my car not once but twice, mahogany
Posted by whiteguywhogotcussedout, Mon Mar-08-10 05:26 PM
now she fucked up trying win all okplayers sympathy
black woman loud, obnoxious and wrong
wonder why she aint got no man at home
138706, Lines curlin straight up off the Temple. Shirly
Posted by marijane, Mon Mar-08-10 08:46 PM

Smile bright shinin with the dimple. Pearly
I play to win press em like Vex. burly
I'm in the key and D em like X. EARLY
138707, Bite Killa Cam yes we can, Obama
Posted by MisterMo, Sun Mar-14-10 12:14 PM
All over TV but you can't see me, Osama
You thinkin you ill but its an act, drama
You & your crew get two L's, llama
138708, Here I go
Posted by OrangeandBlue, Sun Mar-14-10 01:09 PM
I'm gon take a shit on this post-POOPOO
Smell so bad it make you cry, BOOHOO

138709, That with your avy didn't go too well with me, lol
Posted by Laz aka Black Native, Sun Mar-14-10 01:13 PM
138710, grabbed my Telephone and called my Lady, Gaga
Posted by nativesun07, Sun Mar-14-10 01:27 PM
138711, #archive
Posted by poetx, Sun Mar-14-10 01:32 PM

peace & blessings,

x.

www.twitter.com/poetx

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in
138712, clit all in my face - 3D, now I'm crying cause my mustache itching -std
Posted by nativesun07, Sun Mar-14-10 02:09 PM