example:

FOR ALL M WHERE {Walmart.Visit = Y
AND Phonte.Knowledge > 0
AND Baby.Mamma = 0
AND Dude.Attractiveness >= 7
AND (ATL.Resident = Y AND Teh.Ghey <= 3)
AND Holla@You >=0}

Set Her.Type = Y;
else return (void);


i know, i know:

This.Poast.Potential == result(OKanalogies)



peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

(but knows who it's about)

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

:7

CALL FUNCTION Chris.Hanson;


peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

{ if (is_viewing('twerk_team')) && (is_fapping()) { pedoBear(); }

--
http://at.yamomzcrib.com </3
11.17.08 - on repeat: new religion.

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

@}-,-`-

Living the J _ p _ _ e r _ l _ e s.

xD

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

on some

font name="CRichMonkey" font color="black"

font name="Binlahab" font color="Black"

examples, yet. go for it.


peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

peace & blessings,

x. 

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

I mean, I can read just enough C for this shit to be hilarious, and probably everyone's at least seen some code in one language or another. This IS OKP, after all.

LAWD HE WAS SO YOUNG WITH SO MUCH POTENTIAL


hustle man is back for that holiday 08: http://picasaweb.google.com/drtooth2007

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

daysofyourlife.each($_) {
if ($_== "gained some sense") {
(give me a fucking) $break;
}
}

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

lol.


peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

select top 1 u.username, count(p.pid)
from users u inner join posts p on p.uid = u.uid
where p.body like '%white%' or p.body like '%yt%'
group by u.username
order by count(p.pid) desc

or, in oracle

select top 1 u.username from users u where u.ukwcutb = 1 and rownum = 1;

--
http://at.yamomzcrib.com </3
11.17.08 - on repeat: new religion.

@}-,-`-

Living the J _ p _ _ e r _ l _ e s.

xD

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

browsing the production data, yes, it would have the same impact here.


peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

@}-,-`-

Living the J _ p _ _ e r _ l _ e s.

xD

be some uber nerd shit.

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

ELSEIF SET DEFENSE = 'Cover 2'.


(for The Doc)


peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

(Poast.IsFunny = 'Y' AND Snark.Flag = 'Y') OR
(Poast.IsSerious = 'Y' AND Snark.Flag = 'Y') OR
(Poast.IsSad = 'Y' AND Snark.Flag = 'Y') OR
(Poast.IsCeleb = 'Y' AND Snark.Flag = 'N' AND Dick.Ride = 'Y') OR
(Poast.IsCeleb = 'Y' AND Snark.Flag = 'Y' AND Stunt.Flag = 'Y')}

ELSEIF SET GD.Status = 'Broken'.





peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

<OL>
<LI>bowwowow
<LI>yippyyo
<LI>yippyyay
</OL>
~~~~
When you are born, you cry, and the world rejoices. Live so that when you die, you rejoice, and the world cries.
~~~~

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

#include <okp's, fee's, gaydies.h>
int main()

{
int , orgasm, cry, multiple, penis, vagina;
STUNT << " Enter the length of orgasm\n";
penis >> radius of vagina;
penis = 3.14159 Inches;
diameter = 2 * radius;
FOR maximum.girth = 'multiple' therefore
STUNT << CRY
circumference = 2 / pi / radius;
= FAIL
area = penis * (vagina)^2;
stunt << "I have made my s.o. cry with good sex.....(2 x r)\n";
stunt << "My penis is huge " << diameter << endl;
stunt << "My vagina is the sweetest.....(2 x pi x r)\n";
stunt << "smells bad << tastes good << endl;
stunt << "I made a porn video......(pi x )\n";
stunt << "I swear imma marry an okfee " << area << endl;

return 0;
}

@}-,-`-

Living the J _ p _ _ e r _ l _ e s.

xD

______________________________________________________

you stay classy, haters.
then, go fuck yourselves.

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

I got and chuckled equally through this post...then HOWLED on this one

@}-,-`-

Living the J _ p _ _ e r _ l _ e s.

xD

MakeAllCaps(concat('fake change', Poast.Topic))
SET replyID = iX


peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

@}-,-`-

Living the J _ p _ _ e r _ l _ e s.

xD

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
<--- Bear Down! © DA PREZ

"Sometimes I comtemplate moving to a warmer place, then the lake and skyline give me a warm embrace" © Common

Counting the days til 5/26/09

(Edit: Bullshit, it didn't save the indents)

For (r = 1, r < Post.TotalReplies, r++)
{ 
   OffendingReplyCount = 0;

   if InReplyText(Post(r), 'pr0n') !=0)
   {
     if InSubjectLine(Post(r), 'NWS') =0)
     {
       Post(r).Delete;
       System.PrintLine('15-ed!');
       OffendingReplyCount++;
     }
     else
     {
      Post(r).Ignore;
     }
   }
   else
   {
    Post(r).Ignore;
   }

 if OffendingReplyCount =< 0
 {
  Post.Ignore;
 }
 else if OffendingReplyCount > 0 &&
OffendingReplyCount <=2
 {
  Post.Lock;
 }
 else 
 {
  Post.Delete;
 } 
   
          

peace & blessings,

x. 

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

If Post(r).Author = 'Binlahab'
Then Set Post(r).Topic = 'Binlahab'

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

hustle man is back for that holiday 08: http://picasaweb.google.com/drtooth2007

http://www.myspace.com/tommywhy

Fuck your sig.

{
  for (Poster poster : Posters)
  {
    try
    {
       nopayne.snark(poster);
    }
    catch (SnarkDeflectedException ex)
    {
       nopayne.logOff();
    }
  }
}

Fuck your sig.

Poast.Continue(peoples.bullshit)

Wend

I failed.

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

String[] poastTitles = getPoastTitles();
String newPoastTitle = manglePosttitles(0,
poastTitles.length());
PG.makePoast(newPoastTitle);



Fuck your sig.

peace & blessings,

x. 

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

READY

10 INPUT "Post ", U$
20 PRINT "Sex "; U$
30 INPUT "How many Partners: ", N
40 S$ = ""
50 FOR I = 1 TO N
60 S$ = S$ + "*"
70 NEXT I
80 PRINT S$
90 INPUT "Do you want more sex? ", A$
100 IF LEN(A$) = 0 THEN 90
110 A$ = LEFT$(A$, 1)
120 IF A$ = "Y" OR A$ = "y" THEN 30
130 PRINT "Goodbye ";U$
140 END

RUN
***************************************

And they might even have a black president but he’s useless,
Cause he does not control the economy stupid! ©Immortal Technique

does something gangster
***************************************

And they might even have a black president but he’s useless,
Cause he does not control the economy stupid! ©Immortal Technique

For Reply R in Post Where Post.PersonalBizRating > 0

If Post(R).NNN == True
 Do
 {
   If Post.BaconGreaseAllOverTheExcelLevel > 0
   {
    Post.Delete();
   }  
   Else If Post.EtherRating > 14 && Post.Spinoff ==
True
   {
     Then Post.Delete();
   }
  Else
  {
   Post.Ignore();
  }
  
 While (Post.TotalReplyCount > 150)

Else
  Post.Ignore();

      
 
   

Fuck your sig.

@}-,-`-

Living the J _ p _ _ e r  _ l _ e s.

xD

i get a dcsetup.php error if I try to reset DEADHORSE to
"OFF". 


peace & blessings,

x. 

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wasn't that special imagine if Nelly Furtado had one too many sunburns and a Funion addiction (c) okp B9 on Allison

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

b/c i won't have a bit of knowledge as to whats being said.

u guys a dweebs, btw
____________________
we don't like the day! we can't stand the night! we really hate to play! we only want to fight! and we'll do it IN YOUR FACE!!

http://brokeymcpoverty.wordpress.com

hahahahahahahahah....

Bush.push(trace);


Fuck your sig.

set meat = 'ham'

CALL Trace ( )


peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

urself about 4 dudes, max.


peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

IF Poaster.IsMale = 'Y' THEN EXIT;
 IF Poaster.HasAvy = 'Y' AND 
    Poaster.Looks >= value('half decent') AND
    Poaster.ApparentAge >=18 AND
    Poaster.HasPulse = 'Y'

* comment  CALL FUNCTION 'IsTranny' PASSING (Avy.pic,
adams.apple.flag)

  THEN Set.ThirstFlag = ' :-)~~ ' 



peace & blessings,

x. 

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

------------------------------
Muhfucka u know its me fine as I am. (c)Geah

<----- No, I don't care. Now what?


www.myspace.com/heavenleiblumoon

peace & blessings,

x.

=========================================
** i move away from the mic to breathe in

lolz...

peace & blessings,

x.

=========================================
** i move away from the mic to breathe in

@}-,-`-

Living the J _ p _ _ e r  _ l _ e s.

xD

peace & blessings,

x. 

=========================================
** i move away from the mic to breathe in

Fuck your sig.

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

function Mash_Comp( )
var Poast.Content += 'Titties'
;




peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

JustLOLAndLogoffBitch ( );





peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

Op

Orp

Uh

Uh.

so concise.


peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

now decipher
_____________________________________________________
"we did it, we did it, OKAAAAY!"© Dora the explorer.

"What people think of me is none of my business."© Oprah

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds."© Einstein

Fuck your sig.

.

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

.

##Okayplayer
##Degree= Swaggernomics
##CONC=General Discussion; GD

BEGIN

;

3 Credits in
LSHV 360:5%
Label "Member since xx= ____ ";

3 Credits in
LSHV 150:497
LSHV 901, Tricknology
HIST 362, sixers,sevens
HIST 560,
HIST 568, Gods and Earths
INAF 438 (dwterm >= bidges and dwterm <= niggas),
LSHV 428 default to SOHH prereq.<<<<

Label "2nd core or human values course snark";
3 Credits in
LSHV 467, Roots + Culture/
LSHV 475; ^Mod + dialectics
LSHV 478,
LSHV 706, Boho
LSHV 444
Label "Additional Field Elective Course in utter fuckery Req.";

.

ELSEIF (Group.Fans >= 5 AND Group.Fans <= 20
SET Poaster.Comment = "I was up on them years ago"
CALL Issue.Late.Pass )

ELSEIF (Group.Fans > 20 AND <= 1000000
SET Lesson.Flag = 'HATE'
SET Condescension = 'ON'
SET Poaster.Comment = concat (Group.Name, " SUCKS!!!")

ELSEIF (Group.Fans > 1000000
SET Condescension = 'ON'
SET FakeIrony = 'ON'
SET Lesson.Flag = 'Jock'
SET Poaster.Comment = concat (Group.Name, " is REAL", Group.Genre, " you just don't get it because you like wack shit like", OKartists)


peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

READ Main.Page
WHILE NOT %EOF
SELECT * FROM SUBJECT WHERE {
 Topic LIKE ITAB My.Friends }

 IF Sy-Subrc > 0 
  SET BEEF = 'ON'
  CALL Mail_SEND PASSING (Poast.Subject, Poast.Content,
Poast.Starter) 
 END. 

ELSE SET BEEF = 'None'. 





peace & blessings,

x. 

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

if 
   okFee.isBatty() ||
   okFee.gavePublicBDR() ||
   okFee.prollyGotTehClerp() ||
   okFee.messedWithXOkps(3) ||
   okFee.cosignedLingo() 

then 
  okFee = okFees.next(); 

else
  okDude.hollaAt(okFee);  
    
endif
  

function buildingblock ( ) {
 SET Hunnids.Properties = 'Wild' |


peace & blessings,

x. 

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

peace & blessings,

x. 

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

Got MySQL cranking away over nothing


Fuck your sig.

no good damn reason. 


peace & blessings,

x. 

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

...last week sometime...

Not sure what I'm going to do with it just yet.  
I'll prolly write the Zeitgeist again as a proof of concept.

I started to write my OKP blocking script but things started
getting screwy when I tried to parse out the HTML on the
various post listing pages.


Fuck your sig.

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

.......

fuk this shit

*packs up toys, chucks the deuce*

IF BAIT_POAST = 'Y' AND SUBJECT = %NSFW& OR %NWS&
SET POAST_TYPE = concat ('Mastur', 'BAIT_POAST')


peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

{ CALL FUNCTION ReactRespond }
END. 

function ReactRespond ( ) {
 IF MyLocation = 'J.O.'
  Echo 'http://www.yahoo.com'

 ELSEIF 
  Set MouseOver = 'Y'. 
   IF Poast.Subject.Properties.HasCock = 'Y'
   Set JadeTyphoon = 'OFF'
   INBOX ActiveMod REQUESTING Poast_Delete. 

   END. 

END.} 

peace & blessings,

x. 

=========================================
** i move away from the mic to breathe in

peace & blessings,

x. 

=========================================
** i move away from the mic to breathe in

I personally was spared the bleeding death by not having Jade
Typhoon installed at all, but I empathized with the agony of
those not spared by their ludditery.


And, of course, Larvaetitty would deserve its own filtration.

peace & blessings,

x. 

=========================================
** i move away from the mic to breathe in

peace & blessings,

x.

=========================================
** i move away from the mic to breathe in

Fuck your sig.

1.1     CONCEPT
1.1.1   Think of shit to poast about 
1.1.2   Decide that I hate project mgmt at my job and this is
a spectacularly poor poast idea, even within THIS topic
1.1.3   COREQ: 1.1.2 - Write random bullshit with an idea
toward fixing later

2.0.0   DEVELOPMENT 
2.1.1   Review budget
2.1.2   Decide I don't have the time to execute this
ill-conceived poast
2.1.3   Send Poast Development Off-Shore
2.1.4   COREQ 2.1.3 - Prepare excuse that Poast is fucked up
because them damb (fill in nationality) don't know what they
doing

3.0.0   DEPLOYMENT 
3.1.1   Push 'Submit' Button
3.1.2   Monitor Poast Performance
3.1.3   Gather Poast Performance SLAs, including ViewCount and
ReplyCount


4.0.0   PRODUCTION SUPPORT 
4.1.1.  Implement Poast Maintenance Schedule, including timely
'Ups', 'Thank Yous', etc. 
4.1.2   Solicit 'LOLs'

5.0.0   POST MORTEM
5.1.1   Review Poast performance
5.1.2   If Poast is archived, save template for future asset
reuse
5.1.3   If Poast was wood, play that shit off like it never
happened. 



peace & blessings,

x. 

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

halp!


Fuck your sig.

plug-in. :-(


peace & blessings,

x. 

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

RIP


Fuck your sig.

peace & blessings,

x. 

=========================================
** i move away from the mic to breathe in

thought he was slick. smh


Fuck your sig.

peace & blessings,

x.

=========================================
** i move away from the mic to breathe in

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

AND concat ('FUCK', '.this.Poast')


ARRAY SuperlativePoast {
Poast.Topic 1 = %Best%Poaster
Poast.Topic 2 = %Smartest%Poaster
Poast.Topic 3 = %Poaster%I'd%Like%To
Poast.Topic 4 = %Favorite%Poaster
...
}

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

where p.30yroldsthatknowcode = (sum)s.20yroldsthataremadtheydont and s.sexyfemalesthatcanwritecode <= 0
from Okayplayers as P and Semi-popularfolksthatnevermadeit as S

>where p.30yroldsthatknowcode =
>(sum)s.20yroldsthataremadtheydont and
>s.sexyfemalesthatcanwritecode <= 0
>from Okayplayers as P and Semi-popularfolksthatnevermadeit as
>S

lol.

i want to see the output.

peace & blessings,

x.

=========================================
** i move away from the mic to breathe in

happy.


peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

DO WHILE Jawn.Properties.Color.Saturation >.40 {
SET Jawn.Properties.Color.Saturation -=
UPDATE Jawn.jpg WITH Jawn.Properties.Color.Saturation
}

SET Avy.Flick = Jawn.jpg
CALL dES.
END. }



peace & blessings,



x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

-conf bitch.conf -noconsole -c "mount a C:\games\snark2" -c "mount b C:\games\snark" -c "a:" -c "bitch.okp"


......................
Change Has Come

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

 if(post.contents != tits) {
  mandate();
 }
 else {
  reply();
 }
}

void mandate() {
 post.addReply("DTS");
}

void reply() {
 post.addReply("Nice!");
 fap();
}

void fap() {
 //do I really need to explain this one???
 ;
}

do (while fap.count < fap.count.max) {
 if (eval(check.Skeet ( )) = 'N')
   { fap.count += ; 
  else break; 
    }
 call close.brower ( ); 
 okp.state = 'Sleep' ; 

 }



peace & blessings,

x. 

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

function typ ( ) {

var My.Response.1 = 'Aww Shit, that was HOT!!!'
var My.Response.2 = 'I'm feeling this!'
var My.Response.3 = 'dope.'
var My.Response.4 = '^^^ the realest shit you ever wrote'

return eval(concat(My.Response + '.' + random(1,4)))

}






peace & blessings,

x.

=========================================
** i move away from the mic to breathe in

Fuck your sig.

This shit is on some Sanskrit for me

When it comes to computers, my knowledge goes about as far as Downloading Music, Uploading photos, and clicking Reply on OKP

153. WHILE okp.forum = 'freestyle' { Poast.Reply.Subject = typ ( ) }
Tue Nov-18-08 01:06 AM

In response to Reply # 0


function typ ( ) {

var My.Response.1 = 'Aww Shit, that was HOT!!!'
var My.Response.2 = 'I'm feeling this!'
var My.Response.3 = 'dope.'
var My.Response.4 = '^^^ the realest shit you ever wrote'

return eval(concat(My.Response + '.' + random(1,4)))

}

translation from sanskrit:
'WHILE' is a kind of loop, where you repeatedly do the stuff inside the { curly braces } until the condition of the WHILE LOOP (in this case, okp.forum = 'freestyle') is met, or TRUE.

so, in the above, for as long as the forum is freestyle, you do the ish inside, which is to set poast.reply.subject = the result of function called 'typ'. dot notation (this.that.theotherthing) is used in some programming languages to show a hierarchy of characteristics of a larger set of variables. so the high level category is 'poast', which has a subset of things describing it, like 'reply', and a poast reply has a subset of characteristics, of which 'subject' is one.

now. the statement is done. as long as the forum is freestyle, do the typ (typical) function.

later on i give the definition of the typ ( ) function. the stuff inside the brackets is evaluated inside out, like math.

random (1,4) is a keyword in this hypothetical language i'm using, meaning its a function that is predefined by the language and does something specific. it takes two arguments (in this case, the 1 and 4), and spits out a random number, from between 1 and ending at 4. so its like rolling a 4 sided die(dice). 'concat' is another keyword/command, short for 'concatenate', or putting two things together. so, with the random joint, concat (My.Response + '.' + 3) would be My.Response.3. eval (evaluate) 'My.Response.3' would return the value of My.Response.3, which we set above as 'dope.'

so all of that is the result of the function typ ( ) when the random number 3 is chosen... typ ( ) returns 'dope.'

so, for that particular execution, WHILE forum = 'freestyle', set the poast.reply.subject = 'dope.'

so, basically, in english, as long as the forum is freestyle, randomly reply to a post with one of those four phrases.

see. not so hard.



peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

Geez, learn to spell already!

**************************************
"I'm sick of followin' my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they goin', and hook with them later." - Mitch Hedberg

"I don't think muthafuckas went to the moon either, but that's just me."-Mos

peace & blessings,

x.

=========================================
** i move away from the mic to breathe in

I don't get none of this.

How the fuck so many of y'all understand this shit?

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

TOKPR.poaster.attitude = 'awestruck'
TOKPR.poaster.mode =
SWITCH TOKPR.poaster.gender (male, 'fanboy'| else 'fangirl')
}

/COMMENT

** Change Request - 2004. alter ?uest code to support Irony Engine 3.0
** upgrades. begin new here:

IF (poast.author = ?uestlove || 15) {
SET reply = 'eyeroll.gif' AND
TOKPR.poaster.attitude = 'hate'
TOKPR.poaster.mode = 'snark'
TOKPR.poaster.protocol = 'stunt'
}




peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

 CALL FUNCTION spellcheck PASSING
(originalPoaster.poast.Content)

  IF RETURNCODE IN ('honar', 'double barrows', 'semster') {
   SET board.Reply.Mode = 'Snark'
   SET board.Reply.Intensity = 'Unmerciful'
   SET board.Reply.Subject = 'LMAO'
   SET originalPoaster.Rating = 'Fail'
   SET originalPoaster.Rating.Intensity = 'Epic'
   CALL FUNCTION SnarkAttack ( )
   }

 ELSE IGNORE
 }



peace & blessings,

x. 

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

SCAN ALL Poast.Reply.Author for username IN ARRAY (enemies);
IF (RETURNCODE > 0 ) {
ECHO "CTRL + S"
MOVE to subfolder "/ammo/dirt"
END.
}

ELSE IGNORE
}




peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

cats keep pplz business saved in "sub folders" and side IM convos for YEARS all from a message board like it's collateral on a car

no lives

sad ppl...

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

_ONE = okayPoaster.Reply.Sermon;
_TWO = ridicule (_ONE);
_THREE = feminist.Rant ( );
_FOUR = IF (okayPoast.Author = 'F') {ADD TO DATABASE};
_FIVE = Act.Like.You.AboveItAll.ButLookAnyway ( );
ELSE = fap ( );
}

peace & blessings,

x.

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** i move away from the mic to breathe in

WHILE Poast.Subject.Replies < 10 {
EXPRESS disdain (Poast.Subject);
}

WHILE Poast.Subject Replies < 20 {
CALL Blaspheme ( );
}

WHILE Poast.Subject Replies <50 {
SET Okathiest.Fervor LIKE 'religious_zeal';
}

WHEN Poast.Author.state = 'upset' {
EXPRESS surprise ( );
}
}






peace & blessings,

x.

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ELSE SET Logic = 1/(Logic);
RETURN;
}

peace & blessings,

x.

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@}-,-`-

Living the J _ p _ _ e r _ l _ e s.

xD

Poast.Reply.Count > 100
THEN STOP. ;

ELSE CONTINUE;

}


peace & blessings,

x.

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boop!

*3 results returned*

:\

peace & blessings,

x.

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he don't know code?

I thought he knew everything.

I give you the code.

peace & blessings,

x.

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var myStoredValue:Object = 'storedLb' //Or whatever.
var myArray:Array = new Array();
myArray = myStoredLitebrite;

myArr = 'fool';
myArr = 'duh';
trace(myArr) // 'duh';

WHERE %Obama% IN Poast.Subject
SET reply.Flag = 'Y';
SET cosign.Flag = 'Y';
}

IF poast.ID.Reply.Author = 'dES' {
Make new litebrite.Comment LIKE prev_litebrite.Comment
}
}


peace & blessings,

x.

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poetxKiss = new Kiss(this);
poetxKiss.attachKiss("mygrits");
poetxKiss.start(0, 99);
}

peace & blessings,

x.

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>

peace & blessings,

x.

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peace & blessings,

x.

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echo "Fuck YOU MEAN? Is he fuckin' DEAD??"
CALL FUNCTION describe(name)
echo "Is he fuckin' dead..."
CALL FUNCTION locate(KillaTape)
RETURN
}







peace & blessings,

x.

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Poast.Reply = '^'
Submit
}


peace & blessings,

x.

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echo OFF;
INSERT subliminal.Diss ( );
SET Poaster.State = "AboveItAll"
CALL cosign ( );
RETURN.
}


peace & blessings,

x.

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126589,

that's all I got lol


----------------------------------
"What's life like when you livin on the internet?" - Raphael Saadiq

peace & blessings,

x.

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?uest.Poast.Artist = substr( '(', 'edit)', Poast.Subject)
IF ?uest.Poast.Artist = previous_?uest.Poast.Artist
END

ELSE READ ?uest.Poast
echo <CTRL+F> , ?uest.Poast.Artist.Name
set cursor = ?uest.Poast.Line.Current + 1
READ ?uest.Poast at cursor
REPLY using "LOL"
previous_?uest.Poast.Artist = ?uest.Poast.Artist
END

IGNORE




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x.

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Poster.GenderCode = 'F'
Poster.Race = 'Other/Indeterminate'
Poster.MustReply = 'False'

IF Post.Topic IN ARRAY BlackTopics[]
{
  Poster.MustReply = 'True'
  Poster.IntimacyLevel = MAX(Poster.IntimacyLevel)
  Poster.DeflectionRating = MAX(Poster.DeflectionRating)
  DO
  {
     Bullshit();
     CultureVulture();
     Poster.Evasion = Poster.Evasion + 1;

  } WHILE (Post.IsLocked = 'False')
}
ELSE IF (Post.PerceivedMisogyny > 0 &&
Post.AuthorGenderCode == 'M')
{
  Poster.MustReply = 'True'
  Poster.Mad = 'True'
  Poster.Indignation = '99'
  Poster.DeflectionRating = MAX(Poster.DeflectionRating)
  DO
  {
     Bullshit();
     Projection();
     Poster.Evasion = Poster.Evasion + 1;

  } WHILE (Post.IsLocked = 'False')

 
  IF (Post.IsWood)
  {
    Spinoff(100); /* set spinoff shock value to Wild 100 */
    GenderBattle();
  }
}
ELSE
{
  DO
  {
    Post.Ignore();
  } WHILE (Post.Topic NOT IN ARRAY BlackTopics[] ||
Post.PerceivedMisogyny = 0)
}

peace & blessings,

x. 

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FOR ALL M WHERE {Walmart.Visit = Y
AND Phonte.Knowledge > 0
AND Baby.Mamma = 0
AND Dude.Attractiveness >= 7
AND (ATL.Resident = Y AND Teh.Ghey <= 3)
AND Holla@You >=0

/* start of change request 11/19/08 */
AND Communication.Pref != 'Txt'}
/* end of change request 11/19/08 */

Set Her.Type = Y;
else return (void);

peace & blessings,

x.

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