I'm trying to think the first time I met the Old(er) god
I think he showed up at one of my card parties
and caught me getting head in the bathroom
I'm not sure if that was the first time we met
but i know i was drunk
and i had an apartment with a bedroom that had a door for the bathroom too
i went in the bedroom, jawn went in the bathroom
and nothing got past the older god
I came back to bid my hand in spades and homie went into his high pitch falsetto of jokes
it was all love since then

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Hi Haters, fuck ya'll

Stack paper, eat good food, wear nice clothes, and fuck pretty jawns